I will keep on asking, GOOD TAU GAME WHEN?!

I will keep on asking, GOOD TAU GAME WHEN?!

erhm acktually 40ks only about spess mahreens all xenos don't matter

You lost the Leviathan vote, xenos have never been more popular or more deserving of their own games.

erhm acktually 40ks only about spess mahreens all xenos don't matter

lol, who says that

A surprisingly large amount of people on Anon Babble think so - or only pretend to think so because bad opinions give them (You)s.

is this THE thread?

Perhaps...

be me

get $5 of deepseek tokens

load up the futa torchstar bot on sillytavern

RP with her as a futa SoB and we fuck the shit out of eachother

coom gallons

only spent 20 cents

I LOVE THE GREATER GOOD (GOON)

Fire Warrior remake is too ambitious for GW

A Tau game should be a Battlesuit game. It should be like a slower Armored Core, and you can customize your frame and weapon loadouts. Crisis, Riptide, Broadside, and even Supremacy armor.

A tau mech game seems a given and should exist, but personally I just want a XCOM clone where you have a squad made up of all the various Tau Empire species.

Do taufags really?

femboys

You're getting turned into a servitor for this post.

They're not for me. I just think that women deserve their own sexy blue aliens, but I don't want to compromise the trip by adding in some muscular tau men.

I mean STLs definitely exist for that. Not sure where you'd find them.

i bet you unironically say heresy detected

not wanting to fuck your gym bros' thicc blue daughters

bro your heterosexuality?

Here's your actual Tau female, bro. Hope you like blueberry jerky.

grandma looks like a grandma

No shit.

A Custodian fucked this.

Damn bro well here's some more.

based kitten

Wanting to take your bros' daughter

Sounds gayer. Besides, masculine Tau men have a higher chance of being ethereal bootlickers. They might also become gigachads, but the risk is too great to contaminate the ship's gene pool with muh greater good ideology.

I can play this game too

you can't just say that without posting the card

Do you think you can fit your dick in her nose

Non-canon mobile game

chub.ai/characters/skumbingo1013/torchstar-fd1a7d58

my point is depictions vary and muh cannon isnt worth shit in warhammer

Probably an erogenous zone and they like it when you finger it

btw I'd fuck this thing

lol, who says that

imperiumchudden AKA the main customer base of GW
Now post Eldar women getting their forehead fuckholes impregnated

cannon

The word you're looking for is canon. A cannon is a big gun.

40k is about death and destruction

retards on Anon Babble: no... it must be about COOM

kys

Eldar women

*Tau
Too much thinking about space elves recently.

Give me Ghostkeel and we're golden.

However, the most distinctive - and lewd feature of {{char}} 's anatomy is her penis; she has a huge, veiny horsecock, complete with a pair of large, grapefruit-sized balls. Her penis is normally sheathed, but when she's aroused it can reach over 20 inches as she gets erect. Furthermore, her balls audibly churn when she's horny, producing more sperm. Her cum is notably thick and sticky, an offwhite yellowish colour, and has quite a strong, heady smell.

Due to her easygoing nature and productivity regarding her position, {{char}} doesn't really wash her cock much - this has lead to a thick, stinky layer of yellow smegma forming on her shaft and in her sheaf. She doesn't really care however, not minding the smell - and even finding it quite sexy. If she's dealing with someone uncooperative during interrogation, she may force them to give her cock a good cleaning with their mouth, slurping up her gooey dickcheese until her shaft's clean or they break and give in.

Tau'va Gear Rising: Re'Vegeance

Anon 40k is literally a tabletop tactical wargame. Furthermore GW only views video games as a means to advertise said tabletop games. Any game not focused on Marines is either going to be a tactical game so that GW can shill as many 1:1 tabletop models as possible, or an incredibly cheap budget title that GW isn't even going to bother acknowledging. The only exception to this was Darktide since GW wanted to instead use it to shill a new Imperial Guard Codex.

The only big Tau win their fans point at constantly being a shitty game where the mc has player controlled plot armor is pretty damn funny to me. Like the ES Argonian fans always pointing at the oblivion invasion of black marsh as they get forgotten about everywhere else.

what's the appeal of unwashed penises

A SNG style game would be pretty cool for tau. Though a Vindicare Assassin would prolly fit that idea better.

It's a degradation or humiliation thing I think. Shit's disgusting either way

Human Male x Tau romance.

Every single time, this is what she actually looks like

this is the future Taufags want

rogue traders will really look at this and say "hell yeah"

Hell yea.

40k Sniper game

Imperium is invading a world that's in the process of being turned to the Tau

Nemesis-like system where each side has commanders ranging from Sergeants all the way to Generals, and can be promoted based on how missions go

You play as an Eldar Ranger who's manipulating and prolonging to conflict by either assassinating or covertly supporting leaders on both sides, with the conflict escalating as time goes on

Depending on how the game goes, the final missions are either boarding a Tau Manta to assassinate an Ethereal, or infiltrating an active Emperor Titan to assassinate the Imperial Lord General

Not true
My wife would be an Air Caste Tau

Are the Fire Warrior women all butch?
Would make sense

I don't think you probably have much weird personality deviance in the actual Tau empire. You might get something like that in the Farsight Enclaves, Torchstar being an example.

The Castes utilize eugenics and generational conditioning to ensure they remain the best at their role. I.e., a Fire Caste's parents are both going to be Fire Caste Tau, they will marry a Fire Caste Tau, and their children will be Fire Caste Tau.

All this cute art posting and all but actual Tau models, except battlesuits, are all unattractive midgets.

I would actually enjoy painting mini versions of those cute Tau females. Old CB Infinity style, perhaps.

I'm just saying that because in RL the best female soldiers would probably be pretty manly

Roblox Girlyman can have a cute xeno gf

I can't have a cute blueberry xeno gf

what the FUCK bros...

The best female soldiers would be really, really hot because men would hesitate to shoot them.

Primarch privilege only.

Anon Yvraine is dead.

so would only Traitor Astartes rape Tau women?

However, the most distinctive - and lewd feature of {{char}} 's anatomy is her penis; she has a huge, veiny horsecock

her balls audibly churn when she's horny

If she's dealing with someone uncooperative during interrogation, she may force them to give her cock a good cleaning with their mouth

KEK i can't take this seriously, is just so funny

Even Chaos marines don't give a shit about sex. Maybe the slaanesh ones but other than that no.

For me, it's literally Ork Pikmin:

play as gork and mork directly (semi Black and White) or some named git channelin' da big ladz

boss around a bunch of boyz, squigs, grots and gretchin, tell em to krump fings

use ya weirdboy powerz to boss da smaller ladz around an' do proppa orky gubbinz

waaaaagh around a bunch of different planets in a sector, e.g. imperial world (with bonus genestealers), exodite maiden world, tomb world, tau colony, some rival warboss' skrap heap, votann mining operation, some daemon prince's world which slipped into realspace out from the warp, each complete with a titan-sized boss to defeat

steal all their loot and use it to make your waaaagh stronger

pikmin-esque time limit is an incoming hive fleet, your performance in the final fight and overall ending is influenced by how much loot you an da boyz got

You'd play it Anon Babble, wouldn't you?

futa

thats the duty of imperial humans, astartes are too busy for that

We need canon anatomy of Xenos genitalia

I can think of a ton of xeno games off the top of my head:

Ork Mad Max with base building mechanics

Necron Tomb World simulator

Armoured Core: Tau

Devil May Banshee (Or Howling Banshee Gaiden if you will)

Commoragh Kart

Spore: Tyranid edition

Genestealer cult RPG

Uh... Deep Rock Galactic: Votann edition?

based
files.catbox.moe/ih3q0z.jpeg

please

Feels bad that 40k vidya has more customization than the actual table top game.

How canon is this?

same...

The only good tau game is a dead tau game.

I mean that's not true by any stretch of the imagination. Yes you can argue that modern GW is much, much less pro-kitbashing but you can definitely still do it. In vidya you get whatever the devs give you, on the table anything in your bits bin is fair game.

I meant in terms of weapons since everything is going the way of mono-loadouts but fair point.

Personally I just have an interest in sexual dysfunction

there is technically no information on if female tau or torchstar possess a massive horsecock or not so it's in the same quantum realm as star child theories

take space marines, THE customization faction where you can give every squad member a different weapon loadout

Fagmaris just makes the gayer aspect warriors

8th edition was a fucking mistake.

I dunno man, the Eldar update came out and gave several Exarchs new loadout options.

I was wonder when the coom art of this bitch would surface.

he doesnt know

There's like two, maybe three pieces tops. Bit of a shame, her model's nice but she has basically zero lore.

With their short lives it's not really that out there to think that the higher castes can preform a couple generations of eugenics and make all the tau women naturally look like that.

i dont get the "imperial spy" part. the tau dont ban praying to the emperor.

Anon, that has nothing to do with it. He is an Imperial spy undercover to monitor the Tau.

ew, eldar.

Turn based tactical RPG where you're a Tau commander leading a rag tag group of xenos mercs

You can recruit Eldar/Orks/Votann at extreme risk

Call it Gitmin and we'll have a deal.

Enough tactical shit. You have Mechanicus, you have Chaosgate, you have Battlesector.

who says that

All game devs who have touched the IP

That's like complaining about most DnD games being RPGs

I still think warhammer 40kart is a great idea with each faction having a light, medium and heavy vehicle to control as their karts.
I just want to clown on dudes on my Reaver jetbike damn it.

My Reaver Jetbike is pure pain, and pure speed!

I wish Eldar got more love. Also Elenwe was my crush growing up.

Macha my beloved.

I'd enjoy playing as a Lictor or Von Ryan's Leaper sprinting on foot alongside everyone's bikes

factorio x command and conquer where you play as the mechanicus

Sit down and go play Fire Warrior, nerd.

TFW no Sphess Mehreen Rhythm Game

Anon I got the Codex.
Yvraine's basically flagged to be killed off next edition.

Name a single sci-fi faction more pathetic than the Eldar
You literally can't

Make it like the Mario DDR where you need to win dance battles against traitor legions and the other races.

Tau.

suddenly turns into Guitar Hero against a Noise Marine

Stealth game where you play as the Raptors marking and taking out targets.

All of a sudden I want more futa Tau.

I want a Lictor or Genestealer stealth game.

I know next to nothing about 40K but greatly enjoyed Rogue Trader. The leaks say Owlcat is doing Dark Heresy game next, would that allow for Tau and other Xenos as companions? I think RT benefited when the companions had unique gameplay elements

chaos in practice compared to lore

Give me a vehicular combat game like War Thunder but set in 40K
Tau can be one of the factions you unlock stuff for, battlesuits included
In fact walkers should be a vehicle type for all factions alongside tanks and bikes because they're cool as shit

Tau are dogshit. The only good factions in 40k are the Imperium, Orkz and Necrons everything else looks like shit and is played like retarded fags and commies.

i want to have a "cultural exchange" with the tau

I want to hit a Tau in the face with an artillery shell. Stay off my planet you Indian fucking shits.

40k fags and James Workshop take the setting way too seriously for a 40k cart game to ever be made.

t.

im going to culturally exchange my saliva with hers if you catch my drift

What –precisely– did you mean by this?

i'm going to make out sloppy style with her

Stop being so fucking cryptic!

he

doesn't

know

For me it's Tau cunny.
Fuck off with these cowtits

The only thing I liked about 8th was how it was basically confirmed that death guard was coming to fuck these guys over.

FUCK OFF SLANESH DAMEONS

Is this the right thread?

i know its not ideal, but beats having nothing at all and it still promotes the plastic models as gw so desperately wants

no but nice fish

Okay, this is fucking bullshit. I haven't been on Anon Babble in ages, and because of these threads my "tg cheesecake" folder is being overrun by Tau.

caring about any of this dogshit

post more big titty aliens

Sex with curvy Tau women.

Tau don't look like this.

counterpoint, no one cares what you think

counterpoint: you're jewish

What do you mean? They're right there, looking like that.

I bet Tau breast milk tastes weird, something like salty pear juice.
I bet being pregnant with a little gue'vesa makes the taste even weirder.

Based on how autistically devoted the tau are to the greater good and caste system, fire/air caste probably would view having cowtits/big asses as a deformity that impedes them.

anyone else a huge fan of canonically accurate tau?

on the other hand, female tau having big milkers increases recruitment of male gue'vesa by 3000% and recruiting humans is the greater good when compared to killing them

Aye. Especially this canonically accurate Tau in particular.

I have a desire to be the only Gue'vesa auxilliary in a platoon of huge breasted, constantly sweaty, muscle mommy, all female fire warriors and to be constantly sexually bullied by them. Anyone else feel me?

Any devout Necrons here?

I would prefer having one female gue'vesa in addition to myself, who would be the one indirectly getting bullied by the fire warriors for her physical inadequacy through the concept of the greater good (the greater good being their greaters on my good compared to her lesser gue'vesa goods)

canonical recruitment poster

tau cannot be mammals because they did not evolve on earth

they can at best have convergently evolved similar traits but they would not ever be mammals

Dogshit art by a gook faggot.

sorry lads, i know the guy larping as a 40Kfag is desperate to see more tautties but my collection is so disorganized i can't be assed to find more

do you have a single image with pubic hair peek?
people always draw tau as smooth down there, but I feel like they shouldn't be

not having a dedicated blueberry folder

anyone got minis?

Tau art is dogshit, faggot. The entire reason I'm calling you faggots out for being lying retards is because I want you retards to fuck off to Plebbit where you belong.

not even bothering to post Tau anymore, just posts generic blue aliens now

Recruitment duties are tasked to water caste females, reproduction duties are delegated to the earth caste ones.

Post more cunny aliens

Tau don't look like this.

recruiting isn't the job of most soldiers in real life either, but their appearance and demeanour still matter greatly for general perception and so directly recruitment numbers
imagine the recruiting number boost if every female us marine had huge heaving honkers

i tried looking and this is about all i found
x.com/drunkrembrancer/status/1892957702349025769

your work towards the greater good shall not go unnoticed

thanks man, got a new artist to follow

Yeah but only a kill team and some suits. Not waifu minis or a playable army

Feh, post em anyway

can robot skeletons get pregnant

They could probably simulate it but will probably just explode into scarabs when the time comes

*Ahem*

If you annoyed them enough owlkeks might include them in the next dlc.

Those boyz look pretty cool

I like Eldar.

I wish all Marinefags a brutal death.

Hear hear.

Eldar don't look like that.

They do.

Macha hit the wraithcakes hard after getting rejected by Gabe.

Wrong.

There's like a hundred different ritual threads these days that are just people posting SFW pictures and going "woooaahh, this is so hot bros... I'm getting excited...". I don't understand the desire to post SFW erotic art every day for months on end with other guys.

Is the erotic part the semi clothed aliens, or telling all your friends on Anon Babble that you've got a boner?

I hate tau because krootCHADS are stuck with the blue tumor attached to them
Kroot are infinitely more interesting then tau.

*Clears throat back* — alright anon, you summoned attention, now what’s your point?

reminder that this is what tau actually look like, not some of the trash you see online

Every video game that doesn't star the Space Marines, going by the sales figures.

why does every thread get its own schizo no matter the subject?

Anon Babble is an enormous magnet for mental illness both malevolent and benign.

lonely retards desperate for attention

so who's pelvis is getting more demolished?

what baffles me is getting pissy about other fictional aliens. The average ME player wants to fuck turians and exterminate batarians.

the average 40K player wants to fuck tau and exterminate the imperium
this guy is just autistic

The Tau female's after I'm done with her.

40k has two types of players
Players who hate tau (90% of the playerbase)
And tau players (10% of the playerbase)

fine daemonculaba material ITT

playerbase percentage is measured in headcount, not total mass

Players who hate tau (90% of the playerbase)

Your schizophrenic delusions are not reality anon. Not even on reddit

I know
Its probably more like 95-98% but I was being really generous

:D

Stop wanting to betray your species.

You got Fire Warrior, it sucks because the Tau sucks

No.

Mmm corpse beans

Tell me why GW is gatekeeping aeldari/drukarri halfbreeds so hard?

Because they don't fit the setting.

They used to be cool with it.

As a rogue trader with the emperors expressed permission to "do whatever you want loI" I disagree. Halfbreeds have already been documented so it's possible.

There are no canonical mentions of half eldar in 40k, this nigga was explicitly retconned into a full blooded eldar embassador from uthwe to guilliman. Half eldar are one of the few things gw has gone out of their way to completely root out & retconned from 40k and I applaud them for that. The way the lore of the Eldar developed over the editions simply makes the notion of human & eldar interrbreeding completely nonsensical within the setting.
Eldar are space aliens with alien biology and no genetic ties to humans.

Case and point that pirate queen.

Left completely ambiguous, and never confirmed to be half eldar, could just be a mutant or chaos fuckery given she's a chaos worshipping fuck.

Damocles Crusade

ponder the scent

Officio Assassinorum game where you're given a target to assassinate and you can use different kinds of assassins to carry out. With maybe one or two special missions where you get to just fuck shit up as a Culexus assassin

eversor assignment

"stealth is optional for this mission"

More like ponder the milk.

They already had one with Fire Warrior, zoomer

For me, it's the Harlequins

Fire Warrior

Good

If anything, the only Tau related game that'll come out will be Space Marine 3, which will just be 8 hours of Space Marines beating up Tau and then another 8 hours beating up a Chaos Warband.

GOOD TAU GAME

Nice reading comprehension, retard.

Man I wish eldar kept their gray alien looking features instead of GW remaking them into generic space elves that are just humans with pointy ears. Black sclera, tall heads and lanky limbs are what really seperates them from human.

Elf designs in general are always more interesting when they're more alien/fairy than pointy eared human. GW seems to go back and forth on what Eldar look like depending on who is drawing or describing them.

Eldar are supposed to be space elves. They're literally the futuristic versions of the Warhammer Fantasy elves. The gangly ayy lmao greyskin eldar were from one (1) artist who hasn't worked for GW for decades.

the Tau sucks

do they also swallow?

God willing.

I can dig this one. The Kroot is just inhuman enough to tick all the boxes, and the taut musculature even shows off their spines' growths.
Good on-model fanart in a waifufag thread is an unexpected blessing.

We can get Tau vidya when they're fun to play against on tabletop.
No sooner.

how bad are they?

I'd much rather get an Eldar vidya.
As long as they're called Eldar and not Aeldari. I am still mildly upset GW was so assmad they couldn't patent English words that they changed the names.
Astra Militarum doesn't sound nearly as respectable as Imperial Guard, either.

I am overreacting, but since 90% of their force are long-ranged medium-armored or long ranged tanks, it's usually a case of feast or famine.
Either you shitstomp them or they shitstomp you. No other major faction, in my opinion exemplifies that as much as the Tau.

T'au women canonically don't have breasts

They do though, see this canon image.

Hard to argue with photographic evidence. I want to stick my small bad in that big good.

Nice try Slaanesh

That looks like a book cover, which is not canon.

Another pathetic ruse, we all know Shadowsun canonically looks like this.