Gta 6 May let you get romantic with old hags

I've been setting that up for myself actually
retard

OmG it’s just like my wife’s boyfriend!!!

same but at 16

Because it's set in fucking Florida, the land where old people go to retire and feel young. What do you expect?

how the hell do you do that?

Safe horny.

Finally done REAL hags, not the fake shit weebs flood the board with

I think a milf fetish is sweet, even if you marry a young woman it means you will keep finding her attractive as she gets older

Is this why some young women still for some reason marry guys who are known to be turned on by old women?

this desu

You just make an account and hit them up. Some of them are still in their "girl boss" phase. What that means is they're delusional and think some silver fox rich Chad is going to save them. If you shatter their world view in a nice way and show them how mature you are, they will put out eventually. These women are either widowed, single moms, kids already in college, or suburb moms looking for dick because their husband can't get it up. Obviously use a condom and if you plan on fucking long term try and make her get tested to enjoy it stress free.

IMO if you're a woman you should ENSURE your man has a milf fetish

I mean, I think knowing your man can look at middle aged moms and grandmas find them sexy would be a huge headache. I’d hate knowing he probably likes them more than me in my prime

Holy based

Milf is one thing. Milf’s can still be young. Hag’s thought? That’s disgusting. Imagining caressing their dried up skin is gross enough.

I already am

Some people are into that for some reason

Phrenology bros, what do we make of that skull shape?

new riddick looks weird

"So sick of this mullatos and negroes I have such fatigue!!"

Also white men:

all that saggy skin

Ew. Ruins the “hag” feel

My brother has a 50 years old sugar momma
He got a house and a car with it

I imagine that this is how girls in their 20's operate. Literally life in easy mode

I was 11 when I first started watching porn

Is he attracted to old women?
I feel like people who genuinely find older women attractive have zero downsides with sugar mommies since they like kissing them and sex with them anyway

this
I thought it was some weird bot post at first

does she have any friends that are also sugar mommas?

Hagfags are genuinely some of the most disgusting people out there. How do you get turned on by shit like wrinkles and crinkly old ass skin?

Both protagonists will be bi and bang other people because that are Polly because it's two thousand and current year
Don't be a bigot

I genuinely don’t find women who look under 30 hot. I only find older looking women attractive. I’m fucked in terms of finding a girlfriend

I am entitled to leathery Florida MILFs

no it fucking won't you retard because they won't let you cheat on the ugly latina bitch

relationship in the plotline of a videogame

main character is a woman

videogame released in 2026

It's a game clearly made for twitch thots and women since they took over gaming during COVID. Why do they always ruin our hobbies bros???

You can cheat on her but it locks the “happy/good” ending

Based, finally a game that caters to us hag fags.

"So sick of this mullatos and negroes I have such fatigue!!"

It's just the men, really. Cute brown girls can stay.

I think the weirdest part of all this is Rockstar is putting tons of personality, character and likability into these characters you're just going to mow down with cars and assault rifles. Never mind if there's a gore system similar to or better than RDR2, imagine all these side-characters everyone's analyzing and going "Haha I know a guy like that!" "That guy is literally me!" and then you just turn them into a bulgy-eyed Liveleak corpse with a baseball bat. I really don't get it. These games are for sickos, making the things you kill for points increasingly resemble real people is bizarre.

This, best thing is they don't try and act all fake cutesy when you fuck em. I'd take a milf who grunts and moans like a wild animal any day of the week.

I don't get why's there a black dude crying. Have blacks claimed ownership of latinas too?

Here’s your hags bro!

Blacks invented latinos

SEXO

Honestly, the whole

Sugar mommies are the only sacred sex fantasy

thing has started since Netflix was doing it when Kimmy Schmidt went full grifter (they even allow a little boy grooming cult and make Buzzfeed arguments)
and that boring ass finale to Luke Cage that got hijacked by some upstarter bitch and her mom.

"MILF fetish" is a way men rationalize not being able to pull younger girls. It's textbook definition of cope.

story characters don't show up in the open world as peds.

same with latina fetish
it's a way for lonely men to rationalize not being able to pull actually beautiful white women so they fetishize ugly goblinas like Lucia instead

Then why do older women turn me on so much more than young women? It’s always been this way

liking MILFs doesn't mean you actually like the one you need to fuck for all that sweet cash tho
plenty of girls like dad bods and rich daddies, that doesn't mean they will put out for the garbage man with horrible breath and a triple chin

Maybe you want to be cared for in a way your mother never did to you when you were younger? My buddy who loves to smash 40+ broads is like that

the open world peds are grotesque and annoying, while enemies are all meatheads shrieking that you're a dickhead or that they want to see you bleed. these likable main characters show up in cutscenes and blabber during the missions and you can take them on dates to go golfing or drinking or whatever, you don't hurt them. it's like a small team of real human beings surrounded by a civilization of golems

My mom and I have always had a good relationship. Think probably part of it is she was overprotective for a long time so outside of classes the only women I was regularly around were older than me

Sounds like another type of mommy issues

Seek help if you can't differentiate reality from fiction

LONDON!

So you wouldn't fuck brandi love?