Let's be real here, why did Rockstar make him so attractive? All the previous GTA MCs were ugly

To sell to women. Also why would you want to play a bonnie and clyde game between a obese black woman and a skinny methhead redneck

on my knees

Someone just told top management that games are selling less cause of total uggo infestation in vidya MC's across the board. So top management told him to "disrupt the market" with new ground breaking approaches to vidya games featuring hot protags. The only strange thing, is that Lucia is not super hot either. She is just a passable 7 with huge cake.

They even made Arthur from RDR2 more handsome than in first trailer. In final release he's basicaly a 10/10 ultrachad too.

Have you missed Anon Babble's ten year obsession over penises of various races?

transcord spam is not Anon Babble

THIS BOARD IS FILLED WITH HOMO SHIT
"OH JASON PLEASE CUM IN ME"
"I LOVE JASONS CHEST"
"JASONS SO HOT"
"I LOVE WHITE COCK"
"WHITE WORSHIP XYZ"
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

still thinking about penises

Every foid is ugly as shit

But MC is steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games made for foids now?

OP in a few hours it's my turn to make this thread again okay?

The ugly movement has run its course. Hot male protagonists are in now.

this. i bet the guy in charge is getting old now and thinking about his "legacy".
the story is probably going to be some positive inspirational shit too instead of the usual senseless gang violence.

I can't wait to play as florida man.

I want this guy to sit on my face so I can sniff his delicious hairy shithole.

4chin is 80% homos

Because he has a non-white girlfriend so he can't be an uggo or it'd look bad for the optics. The latina KWEEN only gets the very best top shelf white boys. Don't worry though, in the TV show adaptation they'll replace him with some pinch faced 5'8" hispanic guy like Pedro Pascal.

Claude is cute

Because he has a non-white girlfriend so he can't be an uggo or it'd look bad for the optics.

I've noticed this too.

I want to bury my face in those pits, imagine the musk after they've fermented after a long day under the floridian sun

claude isn't bad looking, he would look like edward norton if they remade gta 3 today

I'd have put Claude among the other 3 in that post but Claude also appeared in SA and he looks worse than in 3 there so I assume he isn't supposed to be handsome. Is that pic from remaster?

I'm not gay, I wouldn't go chasing him, want to marry him or anything like that, but I'd suck his cock if he was offering.

you're forgetting Arthur

Is that pic from remaster

lol

This. Would like to fall asleep sniffing his armpit.

Claude also appeared in SA and he looks worse than in 3 there so I assume he isn't supposed to be handsome

My boy just grown op

Is that pic from remaster?

No. Anyway remaster is a third party work.

Lucia would never tell you the time of the day bro

Threads like this are not homosexual, just objective

Claude looks great on gta3, but he looks like a cuck in SA. He really resembles Pattinson in GTA 3, so setting aside that ass cameo, him being good-looking or not is not up for debate. Rockstar tried ugly characters when entering HD era, mostly because they wanted to have a gritty realism. Then, with rdr2 they changed their minds and started making grounded but good-looking protagonists again. Only Niko, RDR1 John, and Trevor are truly ugly. The two guys from the Gta stories spin offs are side characters, so they dont really count. The rest gta protagonists are good looking.

Did they even pay Jim Caviezel to use his likeness?

attractive

I bet that guy is a 4/10 at best according to women, you clearly have no idea how much the standards have risen

Men and rightoids still think gym rats with unnatural muscles only achievable with steroids are attractive to women and not to other men, hilarious.

Trying to go after the woke audience, roblox/fortnite, the female audience etc. It's to maximize sales.

yjk his cum tastes like the best thing in the world

That's right. Surprisingly many women are into ugly bastards as long as they just have confidence that doesn't come off as fake (usually betrayed by overt sweetness that easily flips into aggression and paranoia).

fuckboy summer (2026)

To promote racemixing

Because you the player, have to believe that the female protagonist is willing to do bad things for her man. So her man has to be worth doing bad things for.

We're eating good next summer gay/v/ros

Both of the protags are mutts, though?

Because people can't make good games anymore. Now it is "look at this girl, your dick likes it, now buy the game".

How is Jason a mutt?

Shut the fuck up foid.

??? Just look at him.

Wrong. Claude Speed (GTA 3) is intended to look like this. The PS2 is the only reason he doesn't.

Hey man yknow Tony balogna dexter carl Carlton and Victor reznov were good for the time ok

Chris Williamson?

this is who jason reminds me of, sexy as hell

Are you retarded?

Kind of, but not really. Jason is more like a generically attractive British man.

What the fuck happened to this board?

r/the_zionald rapefugees came in and started screeching about everything

This but unironically
I think Lucia is the "real" protagonist of GTA VI, which is why she's ugly, meanwhile Jason will be either the secret antagonist who betrays Lucia or killed off halfway through the game, probably depending on what the player chooses

Because this game is a bonny and clyde love story, they want the characters you see doting on eachother all the time to be attractive.

its vercetti's son how can u guys not see that

I wonder how this game is going to run on PC's. Logically you'd think it wouldn't be much of an issue since it will be running on consoles but I don't even know anymore.

Because Vercetti doesn't exist in the HD universe.

a Guinea dad has a Frog son

doubt

Claude and Jason are the coolest/sexiest characters

they're French

What is Rockstar implying?

cuck

Anon Babble is literally obsessed with alpha males who abuse them

cuckity cuck cuck cuckoldry and bulls

trump worship

tranny penis

that's because she's too brown and dumb to read a clock

Let's be real here, why did Rockstar make him so attractive? All the previous GTA MCs were ugly.

Personally i'm looking forward to playing as a dude who isn't an idiot or parody of an idiot who also looks good. It reminds me of San Andreas protagonist who you could actually mold into a muscular hunk if you went to the gym.

Let's be honest he's probably gonna be an undercover cop, which is a nice departure from the usual gta protag.

It's a good thing that they went with a male character that isn't played as a joke like Michael and Trevor because only Franklin was played straight in that game.

I bet if he took his shirt off these homos would be catfished by the slavic prince though

Why the different last names then?

Is this really the first time we're playing a virile white guy that is in shape since GTA3

It's counterbalanced by Trevor being unironic human trash.

Trevor is not a Quebecois, though

generational shift. zoomers grew up thinking "haha what if we touched dicks haha unless...." is legitimately the funniest kind of humor ever. after steeping in that ironic faggotry for so long, we now also have the most outspoken gay generation.

so it's half gays who got overconfident and half retards who think it's ((funny)) to suck cock ((ironically))

turns out spending most of your 20's playing videogames makes you gay, i've been playing tf2 with the same people for more than half a decade and they all went from wanting to have sex with female characters to just posting shota and "accidentally" posting gay porn, some of them even moved in together and two of them are literally getting married lol

itz da zoooooooooooooooooomers

Franklin and CJ were BBC Kings, more attractive than Jason by default.

muh trannies

Nah. Just a bunch of white faggots who have shit talked women so much they went around to becoming actual faggots

This game proves it now more than ever. You faggots will bend open and spread your cheeks wide open the second the Jew appeals to you. Soulless goyslop consumers wrapped around Big Jewish Dick

I bet 20 you will be first to sign up for ww3 lmao

Third Mc is a Spanish dude named Raul and there’s some implications he’s a glowie who’s manipulating them both so yeah seems likely

The US government doesn't have a replacement for white men.

Mexicans somehow conquered meso America like 3 times but no one knows what their system was like.

It's like like the Aztecs, Toltecs, and Teotihuacanos were killing for Mayan pussy you know.

Playing deadlock with americans or germans is just a constant barrage of homo humor. Fuck, I almost prefer russians.

not "I LOVE JASONS HAIRY SWEATY PITS"

Yeah for all of how much Anon Babble makes fun of troons, I'm pretty sure at least 50% of us are gay now.

milking him dry as well as creampie his bussy

Maximum NPC engagement. Which is why its a couple, both attractive, white and spanish.

All of the protagonists are handsome. Each and every protagonist has their own look and style and it plays into their own organic conventional character types.

Claude - Mysterious, quiet, a tortured soul longing to be happy

Tommy - Enterprising, Direct, a go getter

CJ - Familial, Loyal, will do anything for his loved ones

Tony Cipriani - Old Fashioned, simple, reliable, a man's man

Victor - Well Mannered, firm but caring, courteous, strapping, and Disciplined

Niko - Generous, Wise, and very outgoing (let's go bowling)

Johnny - Rugged, Romantic, good with bikes (probably the only protagonist that works with his hands)

Louis - Suave, Strong, knows how to dress and takes care of his mama

Michael - The fatherly type, (the only father in the series) dad bod, gives great advice, a maestro

Trevor - a loose cannon, a wild boy, a rebel without a cause, a party animal, adventurous (a freaking pilot)

Franklin - clever, calculated, wise beyond his years

There's a woman out there for all of them and I'd suck all of their cocks at once.

Jason awakened something in me, I thought I just hated women for the longest time...

why are insecure white males on an site full of insecure white males celebrating that they get to give Jews money

It’s like asking why Christ cucks mutilate their dicks - they’re retarded

CJ probably, but franklin? yucks

You did NOT just disrespect CJ like that.

da zooms

No. It’s manoaphere faggots like you who are the second coming of Roman ass fucking retards

You listed their traits, not how they are handsome. I wouldn't call Niko handsome in any definition of the word, but as you said he makes up for it by being a funny guy and loyal.

CJ is hot yes

All the previous GTA MCs were ugly.

how would you know what the MC of gta 1 and 2 looked like

He's probably the least physically attractive, I agree. But his personality, humor, and outgoing behavior make him hot. Niko would probably get the most women (after Louis) out of the bunch if we're being honest

Florida men arr attractive.

why did Rockstar make him so attractive

So I could relate and retard virgins would seethe.

This place seems to be morphing into Reddit. It became noticeable around the point when the shit with China started, and then got REALLY noticeable after Anon Babble came back after being down for a week.

I may have to finally give RDR2 a go the next time it goes on sale, now that GTAVI has been delayed by almost a year. I don’t find rifles and horses nearly as interesting as helicopters and grenade launchers, but what the hell, why not.

Unironically because the main aspect of the game seems to be romance, that's why they're both very attractive
I have a feeling there's going to be something similar to RDR2's camp shit where you keep your relationship going, maybe if you become a fat fuck as Jason you'll lose sex appeal and interest with Lucia, and so on.

It's so fucking stupid, give me the original 70s Narcos inspired drug smuggling Project Americas, this is clearly the product of new DEI zoomer hires

Video games and the Internet in general are inherently faggy. You saw his cut chiseled sweaty chest, clicked on thread, and decided to convince us how much of a not-fag you are. Quit pretending to be straight, faggot.

I can't believe they delayed this game by a whole year for online. Well I can but I cant believe they didn't account for the cash cow during production. This is gonna be wow 2 for normals if they can make hot people with different builds and heights.

They saw all the woke shit flopping right and left and decided to jump ship before it's too late. I suspect the original vision was that of a weak submissive man being led by a latina, but now it looks like they're moving on to power-coulple concept with a strong male protagonist with a whiteboy summer aesthetic.

What putrid word vomit you just spewed.

Glad you liked my post, care to give some gold?

We just playing as Luke Rockhold

something something qa lbgt raid

This. GTA 6 is marketed towards women. Rockstar wants a female audience

It's not just rifles and horses. There's also rowboats and arrows with dynamite tied to them.

Anon once again proves what a faggot he is by admitting he finds another man attractive.

I think it's just mostly tech and the fact the earlier games were stylized. I legitimately can't remember a single attractive character from the older games, male or female. Now they have the tech and abandoned the stylization completely.

this place became reddit almost a decade ago

Jason is mutt guys just like me we totally look the same

Go attractive go rich
Go woke go broke
Rockstar is the only real game developers

micheal, luis, tommy and claude aren't presented as ugly people.

Your English skills are so good for a brown. You probably look exactly like gta6 guy.

Because it's a WBS simulator

suddenly

what happened

The

>be me, not gay

>[gay shit]

greentext maymays are literally layer 0 of things normalfags know about Anon Babble, being surprised by gay people here is a surefire way to out yourself as new

SOVL

being attractive is woke by definition

That's a gay porn star name, right?

Trannies need not apply to this game. Your time is over. Join the 41%

sounds like you are a fag, bro.

No it isn't, retard.

During the Anon Babble shutdown / leak, it was proven that the vast majority of posts are from Isreal, hence the homo brigade.

yes it is
attractive = woke
ugly = asleep

you are unironically obsessed with trannies
your brain has been poisoned by persistent Anon Babble use

That's not what is meant by "woke" in this context and you know it. People who consider themselves "woke" are some of the ugliest humans there are. If you are attractive, you don't waste your time with that bullshit.

god i love being white

newfags still believe this

guess you also think jannies were using .gov emails with their accounts

Sounds like something a perverted tranny would say.

we DEMAND more muscular chad alpha male protags in our games

huh, where did all these gays come from

good job playing yourselves vpol

how come there was never a blonde MC?

huh

Guys I suddenly want t be ripped and bench 2.5pl
And when GTAIV came out I bought a lather jacket like Niko had, took long ass time to find
How does R* posses this magic?

I haven't seen this webm in years. thank you for reminding me to bust a nut to her

Jokes aside, I can’t wait to see how they improve on the wildlife from RDR2. And also the hundreds of slop videos unfairly comparing the game to Cyberpunk, I always found it funny.

because the game is going to be a relationship simulator which appeals to both men and women

unfairly

Cyberpunk has 0 charisma and soul bro. GTA VI dunks on that anime-trapping faggot of a game any day of the week. Dealwith it.

Out of 10!

Dunno, but I want a website without any homosexual queers on it

I mean the reddit/shitter leaks proved the same shit years ago and the current AI bot research conducted last month just shows most poster are bots on reddit too. Half the mods here are feds and most posts are some bots or paid propaganda shit would not surprise anyone really, especially when the goverment prolly still thinks anonymous is part of this basket weaving forum and got pol fags arrested right away for threatening some mayor.

wasn't called a faggot yet

how new are you kid?

white heterosexual male

buffed

never dates white women

based rockstar gave us right wing maga MC

No way

He looks like a white dude that never wears his shirt in the florida sun. there are hundreds of thousands of them like this in florida

and all of them are either fat fuck, boomers or manlets

Michael is old and out of shape. Young Michael is probably a looker like you g Michael Madsen or young Ray Liotta.

brown bois already getting mad

This has always been a anime/tranny board.

you should not be able to reproduce if you genuinely read that information and just ran with it

My Jason is going to look like a skinny hobo while Lucia is going to be an obese ugly goblina.