game gets blasted into the nostalgic stratosphere by everyone as “THE childhood game”
finally play it
it’s an absolute slog HARD carried by aesthetics and music
combat has somehow less depth than fucking Gauntlet
move on map, loading screen, 10 second nonsense cutscene, loading screen, enter dungeon, skip cutscene overview that never changes, beat everything first try every single time because the game is brain dead easy and even gives you nigh-infinite phoenix downs that auto revive if they’re equipped, loading screen, repeat
have to create dummy characters or have constant multiplayer for the starting town to have literally any life
magic is utterly useless unless it’s Gravity for flying enemies or Fire for obstacles, strength is literally all that matters
”I’m tired kupo, it’s your turn to carry the chalice”
final dungeon is such an egregious stat increase that going in with any less than 60 in STR/DEF just makes it an even bigger slog
dying to the final boss is punished by having one of the only unskippable, longest cutscenes in the game for some reason