What are your actual thoughts on this 2026 character design for the protagonist of the biggest video game of all time?
What are your actual thoughts on this 2026 character design for the protagonist of the biggest video game of all time?
White boy summer is here
im bouta kum again stop posting this
I liked his beta look more but this one is fine too
Unachievable without roids
biggest video game of all time
Normies have shit taste.
What's his routine?
Every foid is ugly as shit
But MC is steroid filled gigachad
Why are all games made for foids now?
Lmao this retarded contrarian shit take isn't going to work anymore. We're all hyped. Have fun missing out on the biggest event in video game history
i need to taste every drop of sweat on his chest, nipples, armpits and back muscles.
Can't wait to make him gigafat by eating at Burger Shot and then go grab the balding combover hairstyle from the barber.
will there be nude/sex mods of this game?
The game is clearly showing off the weight lifting mechanics from San Andreas is back.
There will literally be nude sex in the vanilla game
some of you guys are really pathetic for being fully grown men it has to be said
Did they directly base him off of Gigachad?
it makes me horny
YES! FUCK YES! MORE!
I bet he has no iconic outfit like all the other main characters.
Women would prefer an asian male protagonist.
I mean the only thing I don't like is that the designs are just "realistic buff man"
Previous protagonists, even GTA 4 still had an obvious video game charm to them, I mean look at the covers!
Red dead redemption 2 got away with it cause the setting was interesting atliest.
I just wish we had some jack ass like Tommy again rather then a really unintresting looking buff guy , that I do absolutely find very handsome but he doesn't look like he has the charm of the other GTA MCS
I look like this, except fatter, and balder, and uglier, and uhh.. how tall is he again? I could be shorter or taller depending.
Good, but he's going to be a meek doormat and punching bag for the whole game though
Before Lucia shows up it looks like he wears dirty clothes out the hamper, which is based. I'd love a white trash giga Chad protagonist
Tell me what game would make more sense as the most popular of all time. Be realistic, not autistic about it.
Most of you could have a body like that if you just committed to working out instead of reposting the same God damned threads every day
I honestly think that you have to exercise ingame to get this. So it is up to you. Wanna make him look fat? Go to Cluckin Bell.
Looks like that trailer shows the very intro of the game where you play as Jason in his day to day life while waiting for Lucia to be released from prison, and he's already stacked, but maybe. I'd like more in depth RPG mechanics
He probably wants some Japslop game or gacha trash
Literally took the words from my mouth
Be straight
Never payed felt anything for a guy, not even gigachada and porn stars
Feel my face warm up and get shy every time I see shirtless Jason
I think it's over...
I would love to make Jason fat and lucia skinny
He's literally objectively a 10/10 perfect Ayran god but his main appeal is that he's a comes from nothing white trash Florida boy
I didn't realize how good his design was until we saw him with longer sun bleached hair
Florida trash gigachad with a heart of gold
this has potential to be kino or absolute shit
chad won
Stop posting this shit. I can't even go on Anon Babble anymore.
I can't even go on Anon Babble anymore
Why?
but I was told modern “gamers” wanted more diversity in their characters!!
booring
hiding tweads is so hawd
he doesn’t know how to filter the catalogue because he’s a fucking newfag or a retard
You are the type of faggot that hates games cause you cant relate to a character. Fucking beta faggot
The fact his best friend is someone who is unironically "literally me" shows that at least isn't a conceited asshole and probably pretty humble
looks good no matter the hair style/facial hair
looks good in whatever he wears
It's Arthur all over again
captcha:GAYKK
"charm"
You sound like a fedora wearing retard. Rockstar is known for making flawed characters that you can easily find annoying because of character flaws or annoying character traits. There is no game under their umbrella where anyone has charm.
Won't beat Minecraft. Fucking flop shit.
If he isn't animated like this I don't want it
Jason is hotter than Arthur
Arthur didn't make me question my sexuality like this
lmao
Half Life 3.
is that cumtown Stavros
Half life as a series isn't as popular as GTA, it's not niche by any means but even the random street people and your parents know what a GTA is
all my discord almost 30 year old friends who are single are being very gay about this character and started openly talking about gay porn and posting gay tumblr tier gifs
is nobody a wizard anymore? is it just gay men?
nooo gacha shit bad
goblina anerimutt self inserting good
Lmao you dicklets are so easy to sway. Another 200 secured for David star with zero effort other than appealing to thirsty losers
Greek statue walking the earth Chad's best friend is fat ugly bastard conspiracy theorist gamer
Yep, it's kino
I'm sorry for sounding like a fedora wearing retard, I just like when characters are kind of cunts in a cartoony and funny way and I really really like Tommy vice city
but his main appeal is that he's a comes from nothing white trash Florida boy
Exactly. More this and less for me please.
it seems that if you can’t find a woman to fuck these men either become trannies or go gay
While you're pissing and shitting in your gacha diapers us CHADS will be playing 3 BILLION DOLLAR white male summer simulator kino
Be "straight"
[gay shit]
Classic Anon Babble moment
Doggystyle
Fuck yes, the developers knew what that fat Latina butt is for.
Pol has pretty much been replaced by militant faggots and trannies. The real talent left ages ago as proved by soichads
didn't answer the question
lol
appeals to pasty white Anon Babble chuds who like to pretend they are like him
appeals to homosexuals who want to lick his hairy chest
appeals to normalfags that are like him
appeals to femoids that want to get fucked by him
best selling game of all time incoming
This is diversity, white boy summer with his state-mandated Latina girlfriend. This is more diverse and relatable than any angry black woman.
paying to be what you aren’t
Lmao
What question? That you’ll pay a Jew 100 dollars to self insert into the man you want to be?
Not to mention roasties get to play dress up with a cute grill and lust after trailer trash Chad BWC
Depends on how tall he is. He's oddly proportioned though. Like they gave him full traps and delts like a roider, but his triceps, chest and biceps are achievable natty. His ab muscle bellies are unusually wide which you can't get without really good genetics in that department.
The best part is Lucia’s hot enough to appeal to the chuds, but brown enough that femoids can think they’d stand a chance taking Jason away from her.
Bait used to be good
delts like a roider
you cant be serious
So did polfag retorts pre-2016. Lmao where’s the bait? You’re literally creaming your circumcized broken noodle that you can pay a company to let you larp as a chad. That’s sad
Anyone else hoping the intro with Jason going about his day to day life while Lucia is in prison is kinda long? It seems like comfy kino.
Tits too small
What question?
You were asked what game would make more sense as the most popular of all time and you're yet to answer
Bleached tards are notoriously retarded cucks. These are the same guys that will stamp a cuck tattoo on their waifu and claim it’s not cuck shit because she’s cheating on him with other white men
Elections killed this fucking site
Anon Babble has been complaining about ugly and minority characters in video games since forever
game has extremely attractive main characters
Anon Babble still complains
Small tits and wide hips with a fat ass is objectively kino. Aquire taste
I know what you mean. I almost would prefer “Florida man” simulator than the hood rat shit
fix leaky roof
go fishing
catch gators
go to bar with your buddy
go to the gym and get catcalled but don’t do anything because you’re in a loving committed relationship
I’m a completely different person who jumped in to point out your critique on gatcha applies to you, you porn addled thirsty faggot
I do not care if trash is popular or not. Christianity and call of duty already prove the average retard will eat shit anyway
I'm sorry for sounding like a fedora wearing retard
You didn't. He's just a faggot.
Links?
Glad we are getting a white chad protag again, but it's ashamed he's being used as wish fulfillment for women who self-insert into a mid Latina. He can absolutely do better than Lucia.
That’s part of the marketing. White women can say “my tits are bigger.” If Lucia was some voluptuous bombshell than she’d be too beautiful to compete with.
It’s almost like the vapid and shallow faggots who complain about character designs don’t actually play games and just want to gossip and bitch like women. One has to imagine how one could be ugly and also hate normal people so much to be so delusional and angry all of the
Christianity and call of duty already prove the average retard will eat shit anyway
Based.
Fedora wearing? What does that even mean in this context? The irony here being you’re probably a “christ” nigger yet here you are defending a satanic and hedonistic crime simulator
I’m glad your dick hot mutilated at birth zogbot
Exactly we were so close. Imagine if his cannon girlfriend was the blonde mud girl cutie? I’d love a game with two blonde florida trash MCs
a cumdumpster
I'm thinking based, the three protagonists in 5 were all ugly pudgy cucks
licking jasons armpits!
I almost couldn't believe it was Jason at first but with the hair cut it's the same dude for sure. He's just so damn shredded and handsome. Guess I didn't notice in the first trailer
slight titty jiggle at the end
it's kino
don't care, haven't even watched the trailer
muh nigger sim
his cum is the most delicious fucking thing in the entire world
have fun next year when 90% of the threads are GTA spam for a month :)
We know, Lucia
His design is fine but hes going to be some boring asshole that loves his gf, instead of playboi wigger chet hanks/RiffRaff
nah it's definitely achievable natty. he's not even that big
He should have a harem of women of varied nationalities.
How to achieve this look?
Be born with good genetics. If you look like shit you will always look like shit. Good looking people will look good no matter how they dress or cut their hair
Jason owes me sex
He has 1 maybe 2 years worth of muscle at most. He's dyel in a shirt
Looks more like an instagram model rather than a hardened criminal, i.e it's shit
rice+chicken+broccoli+zumba+pushups
I want to lick his nipples.
hes dyel in a shirt
This is what bothers me, shirrless hes jacked, but in a shirt you can see they visibly toned him way down
Not natty and sets unrealistic body standards for men making it even harder for incels and chuds to find a GF these days.
I hope you'll be able to steal Stacy's car.
Out of control erections
unrealistic body standards
LOL
if you want your product to succeed, you include a white gigachad. simple as. no i didn't read this thread full of gay wimps, later nerds
you weren't getting a gf anyway so what difference does it make
He's not jacked, just low bf%, it's clear most of you guys don't gymcel
most of you guys dont gymcel
Correct, most of us dont spend hours a day in the gym and mealprep to make sure we're hitting our macros and working our glamour muscles out. If Jason doesnt work on an Oil Rig or shovel shit for a living he has no business looking like that unless hes a faggot instagram model
WTF is this roidgut dude, rest looks great though but his stomach is 100% steroids
hours a day in the gym
Lol. I spend 4 hours a week in the gym and don't mealprep ever and still have the same amount of muscle as mr. Duval despite having with shitty genetics. I guess that's what you have to tell yourself to justify being a fat slob who instead spends hours a day playing some nerdy game
anons will say going to the gym for 5 hours a week is a waste of time but will spend that long in a single sitting playing some retarded game
he has big abs but they are also flat, with roid gut they protrude much more. You could say that he's natty with godly insertions
Unironically the hottest male in vidya ever
you can always tell who is fat and who isn’t by how long they think you have to work out to have a good body. I do 4 days of cardio for 25 mins and 45 mins of weight lifting 5 days a week. I bet anons play fucking Fortnite or some shit longer than that in a single sitting
Straight chud here. He should impregnate my wife with aryan babies
Post body, LARPer.
I can't believe this guy made me interested in GTA
I look like this
but because I'm a 5'10 manlet, my looks are wasted on me
I dont even work out and I'm not far off this fizeek.
I want him to split me in half
I think it's unfair that his GF is so much uglier. They should be looksmatched.
his GF should have been the blonde mud girl from the first trailer. She was much hotter than Lucia
no
Well there's probably a weight gain mechanic along with muscle. Jason and Lucia noticeably look different in some shots besides just clothes and hair
You don't get 3d delts like that with that bodyfat% fatty natty.
How good is it to be able to play as a straight white Chad in a game such as this? It's like overnight Anon Babble's opinion on the game changed when they saw Jason in the new trailer. It feels good bros
His delts aren't even big, what the fuck?
here's your modern day representation bro
Anon Babble is suddenly hyped for GTAVI because of Jason being a ripped white giga Chad that has sex
Is it really that easy to win over Anon Babble?
Weve known Jason is a playable character since the initial leak. Anon Babble is just gay and retarded
yjk that when the game releases one of the most popular webms on this board will be one where the player goes around shirtless harrassing and beating minorities
I'll take 10 faggot muscle worship threads over 1 goblina thread,she is repulsive,mods can't come fast enough
Is it really this easy to get gays interested in a game?
Can't wait to kill the Mexican whore and suck and fuck in vice city gay bars
His design is completely different
completely different
Looks like a low res version of the exact same guy.
Mexican
She's half WOP half Puerto Rican
show face
Even a more gracile latina would do if they are insistent on that, just someone who doesn't look like a shrek character.
Dollars to donuts Lucia picks up any guy she wants and prostitutes are just unavailable to Jason
fags are bottom of the barrel males they would fuck and get fucked by anything. Anything.
All faggots are incels. Its a type of inceldom it doesnt count because fucking with men is easy its what beta male animals do.
trailer had fat taco buttcheeks in gold dress front and center
Anon Babble is more enamored by the generic shirtless white dude
Herf derf feggitz git off mah vidyer
Anon Babble is gay?
My thoughts are that I want my penis inside of him
It's way more impressive to have a white GIGA Chad protagonist in today's age than a cute latina
No but we get discord raided by 20-30 faggots daily they get banned for 3 days then they do it again and again and again Idk why mods dont perma them (because they are fags too)
Good So can they also stop using the internet as well as it was invented by a colonizer
Said no one ever gta 6 is the most popular thing
>trailer had fat taco buttcheeks in gold dress front and center
Attached to a goblina with no tits and a hideous manface, so about as attracted as wrapping a piece of shit in gold foil. Attractive female characters are still forbidden in western games apparently.
Meanwhile the guy either appeals to you because you're a faggot or because you want to play as an Aryan chad running over niggers in Florida.
I didn't know men could giggle like that
Waiting to see what parody they're going
Finally I can relate
Hey I know this guy! He's straight but he let's men fuck his boy pussy and cum inside for money
she looks like a flock of pigeons took a collective shit on her face what the fuck is she talking about
I've never gotten banned so don't be schizo
He... he looks like me...
It’s a filter you low iq ape
At this point is there really any doubt that this is going to be a groundbreaking industry achievement? Guaranteed 10/10s and even nu/v/ will be buying and playing it. Next year there will be daily threads for months straight talking about it, discussing the story, the easter eggs and secrets, and webms of anons rampaging against minorities. Bros, I'm actually fucking hyped for a new video game.
Yo this is Mike The Situation I just wanted to say actually Latina lives matter a lot and I think they fine as hell so if she rob a bank big deal
I personally can't wait to see the seethe fox and grapes threads from tendies and pc fats that can't play GTA6 on release
After latina sex
Before latina sex
fuuck don't remind me that I'll have to wait one more year to play this while half of the board has fun with it
just buy the $500 blu ray player bro. No way you'll want to wait when you see clips of people playing the first 3 billion dollar video game. It's going to take over this board and the internet for months upon monthsb
The White man is BACK baby! The White man is BACK!
I love Sheva so much.
blushes around men
straight
anon...
Another buck broken
gotta be honest, I'm enjoying the gay lust threads for this character
nah not even that can make me buy a ps5
Why are so many people here always pretending to be gay. Its cringe.
Such a fuckin hunk its unreal. I wish I could kill off the mulatto ugloid so he'd only have eyes for me.
I think I'm going to masturbate to Lucia a lot if she also has access to the workout/muscle gain system
I like Lucia.
Yeah that means you're gay.
pretending
Anon Babble is full of fags, anon. You should have known that before you started posting here a few years ago.
Meh
she looks like a flock of pigeons took a collective shit on her face
Pigeon excrement is white????
Pokémon. My grandma wouldn't know what "a GTA" is but she'd recognize any Pikachu ripoff plush from miles away
*SNIFF*
Based
forced romance with la goblina
la goblina has a kid from previous relationship
you her floormat and ur only friend is ron jeremy
cant hook up with anyone else
yeah i rather not play this chad cucking simulator. Really wish he didnt have ugly tats and was balding though.
lmao what this dude is definitely jacked unless hes like 5'5.
low bf%
you don't get bulging muscles by being low body fat. he has visible lean mass in his chest, traps and arms. the only thing that looks relatively small is his deltoids and thats probably because the people designing knew big delts would give him a roided up look
Its not 2008 anymore unc, half life's popularity & cultural relevancy is in the Skibidi toilet & was barely shocked back to life for a year thanks to Alyx.
How'd they get away with a right wing presenting main character?
straight up monkey features
Because no one can tell Rockstar what to do, their games are guaranteed to print absurd money. This game will make it's budget back in less than a week
Arthur was made for women and Jason was made for gay dudes.
jacked
He's average muscle mass, just lean. Stick a shirt on him and nobody would know.
Don't care, not buying Rockslop
this is the funniest shit coming out of gta vi trailer. wait until the women find out about jason. bucks are going to start a race war.
your brain is cooked unc
Have you ever seen cristiano ronaldo?
Both Arthur and Jason were made for tonguing my balls
way smaller
As a fujo I want both of them to get fucked by dudes!
I don't give a solitary shit.
I want to explore every inch of his body
well, arthur actually did..
Not true at all. I'm one and I'm the exact opposite, picky to an absurd degree and I end up almost not having sex because if he's not matching my standards there's no point really
I'd fuck him but I also wonder if they'll kill him off and replace him with a new character like RDR2.
Arthur is for soft cuddling sessions
Jason is for hot steamy sex sessions
His body looks a lot like a guy I'm close to dating if I had him do ab work. I'm thinking about suggesting it.
biggest video game of all time
Rockstart is actually shit at game development, they just spend tons of hollywood jew money on marketing
is having attractive character really enough to get men interested in a game???
The entire gachanigger industry runs on this, what you're seeing is no different.
You don't actually think any of us believe that right?
Yeah, but he just gets raped by a fat inbred hillbilly. I wanted him to do it with John or Javier
ive been here since 2016
don't mind his body but his face looks so good it's a bit absurd. they chadified him so much he looks like some weird caricature now.
but I get the goal is to get that female audience to play the game.
did they chadify him? I don't remember him looking like that
I feel like they made the girl prettier as well
looks like a jock, probably dumb as a brick as well
negro show your bf
female audience
Who's gonna tell him
faggot troon
No way, he's mine and I don't have his permission! He makes me feel so cute in his arms.
That's not what I've seen. One of my best friends is dating a biochemist, and both of them are fit and conventionally attractive. Very clean too, their house is immaculate.
Based Brazilian fags
Gay. Should have been a little anime girl instead
GTA 6 is gonna make trannies seethe.
Cope. I look like this.
I'm just a regular run of the mill femboy.
Agreed. Never liked GTA, I always thought it was trashy and annoying.
can you remove the tattoo? otherwise quite kino
Someone should make a game like some of the crazier anime-modded GTAs. It would be one big shitpost in game form.
Why are both of them so hot?
This whole sarcastic modern reality it's trying to do doesn't work when your protagonists are a fitness influencer and an onlyfans model.
Not white trash enough for me personally
He looks so different from the early leak version of him and also so similar to Arthur that it's obvious that women lusting after Arthur provoked Rockstar to knowingly home in on that audience. And that's fine, vidya characters are allowed to look good.
But why did they just make Lucia ugly and then... leave her as ugly? instead of also making her look good? The dynamic here doesn't really work because it went from 5/10 guy with 5/10 girl to 10/10 guy with 5/10 girl. He could do so much better, so why wouldn't he?
Not ghetto enough for me
Isn't him being sort of trashy the point? Also it's a tattoo for veterans which he is.
Also true , they seem like a typical middle class couple
Post it
This takes a couple of years with proper training and diet. t. fitizen
can’t find any threads about the big booty latina MC
seen several threads where everyone is lusting over the male MC
You guys are gay as fuck
meanwhile
my wife's son of war
Arthur in GTA. That's fine
First day on Anon Babble?
They are trying to rollback after seeing all the AAA crash and burn but they are too far in to really change the game well enough other than worthless cosmetics like how the characters look. He was more of a beta male in the leaks. He will just be a jacked beta male instead in the latest iteration.
Same.
Always has been.
Welcome back white man
Are we allowed to say we're excited for this game now that it's confirmed to be white male coded?
that shirt just begging for a Degeneratron reference
Thanks nu-star
That shirt is based as fuck and clearly a reference to Rockstar legacy of pushing boundaries and helping pave the path for violent video games
Anon Babble is literally Anon Babble2
How much of a newfags are you?
I had delts like that in high school as a skater who didn't even lift yet. Go back to Anon Babble with all the other genetic failures.
Real shame its not a disabled trans woman of color
Remember that this game was written by a bunch of fat roasties. All the girls are fat and the guys are all roided gigachads.
Anon Babble is literally Anon Babble2
Wrong, Anon Babble is a homogay board while /tttt/ is 95% trannies
Monumental stepping stone towards video games returning to their natural state. Who would have thought that a Masculine White Man would again be so prevalent in culture. Of course, the culture at large hates him because they hate strength and beauty and anything White. Already they are complaining not only about this particular games but about Dark Ages and Space Marine 2. So this, out of principle is a day one buy.
I want 4 men to fuck him
You’re so real for that. Jason’s too good for Lucia to keep to herself.
She will whore him out for money and selling his used underwear and that will solve their money problems.
No, it's a psyop. Notice how no one bats an eye when the lead is a man of different color. But now that White Men are back to being leads, somehow it's homosexual to like this. Same way how jewish historians portray brotherhood and male friendship as homosexual, it's demoralization.
Okay first I start by burying my face in his chest, letting all that hair itch my face. With my hands I'm rubbing his chest chest as well but I'm gradually rubbing them lower and lower until my fingers slide under his waistline. I pull my face off his chest a little and make sure contact to establish non-verbal consent (important!) before fully sliding my hand into his pants. I jerk him off a bit to get him fully hard and then unbuckle his pants and finally pull his shorts and boxers down to his knees. I suck his dick for a bit while jerking myself off. Nothing too fancy, maybe I suck on his balls a little. Then I crawl onto the bed and have him eat my ass out a bit before he slides it in and fucks my brains out. After I say I had a great time and ask him if he wants to get dinner some time. He's a little avoidant so I know there's not gonna be a next time so instead we just cuddle until my Uber arrives to take me home.
Unironically what roids
Even in 2008 GTA was bigger. GTASA and HL2 released within a month of each other and SA has twice as many sales
How dare you not be interested in niggabangbang 6??
Me and my 0 viewers are gonna play the fuck outta gta6rp where we floss and roleplay as cops
Nah, that size and definition is not even peak natty. The only thing that would be hard to maintain is the leanness.
If Jason were black, would Anon Babble be shitting on the game relentlessly? Because after that new trailer there is way more praise and hype here than I would've ever expected
lots of gays are notoriously "racist" tho
shredded gigachad out fishing with his fat conspiracy theorist buddy before heading home to his latina gf with a fat ass to rob banks with
this game is going to be pure kino
Never met a gay racist. All gays align with the current ideological culture and politics of today. If anything, they are against masculinity.
gta6 is for fujos
Thats not even roid tier you no sportz playing pussy
Incels hate criminals, this dude appeals to white normie dudebros
Lucia's hot
admittedly your screenshot isn't flattering in the slightest
the level of detail on that cocktail glass is fucking crazy
I think this game has more unironic gay energy than straight and rockstar will make white men will fall for it all over again
Anon Babble complains any time the protagonist isn't a straight white guy
the biggest game of the decade stars a straight white guy
this is bad because it's gay
Hm. Can Anon Babble ever win or are y'all perpetual victims?
can go to the bar with him and have some brewskis and shoot pool while Jason mogs and heems the other patrons until they want to fight him
Yeah I'm thinking KINO
The towel with her phone on it as well. All of the materials work in general is leagues beyond anything else this generation.
Not a single person that isn't a blatantly obvious shitposter is upset about Jason. Actually, that trailer basically sold a ton of this board on wanting the game. The fact that such an anticipated game with a huge budget and tons of development time is starring a straight white male that's objectively attractive is insanely based and gives me hope that Rockstar has still got it.
It'd be based if the girl was equally as hot. As it stands, it just feels like it's pandering to thirsty women while the thirsty men get nothing in return unless they're gay or they like ass.
normies are definitely not like him
what the fuck are you on about? gays are super racist (and that's fine), they usually don't fuck Asian men and only like black men for their cock.
can see the bubbles in the full beer
the top of the emptier beer bottle distorts the television screen
that mirrored reflection in the picture on the left
the sheer detail of Jason's home in general
I cannot imagine how it feels to be all the other developers in this industry. Rockstar is just untouchable. How do you compete with their in-house engine, their team size, their budget, and the fact that they can take as long as they want to release a game? The industry standards will be completely changed next year and we will watch for years as other developers try to live up to what Rockstar has accomplished.
Because the blackpill is real and a failed normalfaggot like yourself needs to swallow it and realize even chad has to settle for a 5/10.
Not thick enough.
I prefer the left and I have sex with men
post gay bait
tread is full of gays
How could this happen!?
and only like black men
Barely anyone wants to touch the nogs, I'd wager there are more zesty niggas who want to get get bleached than the other way around
If anything it's the trannies are more into that whole BBC nonsense, idk why but I suspect because they find the idea degrading
I look like I'm inbetween this right now so I probably will look like the right when I fully cut for the summer.
Based.
I look like him and have sex with thicc latina women just like him. I've never felt so represented before.
many football players, mma athletes and boxers look exactly like this guy
it requires good genetics
Enough about the switch and how it has no games and that it's only successful because normalfags have no taste
thin nose
thin lips
straight hair
I wonder what race that sounds like.
not at all gay
can't help but admire how naturally handsome he is
Is that the mark of good character design or something else? Like I wouldn't fuck him, don't care to see him naked, but he's hard not to look at because of how attractive he objectively is.
Monkeys have flat wide noses and lips don’t mean anything or hair lol there are white people with non straight hair and there are white ppl with full and normal lips
keeps his watch on military time because he's a veteran
Great detail
So you're saying races don't fit any one phenotype and that comparing one to monkeys is a bit of a generalization?
Don't cut, you already reached perfection
If you are openly gay you are openly an ally of bipoc trannies otherwise you get cancelled
If he whipped it out and told you to suck, would you?
only if he beats me up and spits in my mouth first
Anon then I think you might be gay.
At the very least you're into a real man and not some sissy faggy femboy type shit.
the biggest video game of all time
just some white Florida Man from Tampa or some shit
Call me when the superior character drops.
He won
Sissy Nu-kong
superior anything
is there really any doubt
no, a few Anon Babbletards just want to act contrarian because jason deeply unsettles their heterosexuality.
rockstar is about to make the rest of the vidya industry look bad and ensure people will stay at home playing GTA6 like it's a lockdown all over again. if event organizers were smart they'd organize a live gameplay round with some famous youtuber and sell tickets.
Anon Babble was always thirsty for traps like Bridgette.
yeah, the lanky trailer park white trash look was way superior, but I have a good feeling about this character. he seems cool and humble
more like he's done a light cycle before and just kept lifting. i know people that have taken oral dbol (lol) for sports that look like this
can’t find any threads about the big booty latina MC
Because she's fucking ugly and lovingly designed to appeal exclusively to brown people who don't care about masculine faces and lack of tits as long as the girl has a big cellulite ass
I feel like people acting like she's hot are just coping
I'm calling bullshit. There would be plenty of bi men there.
right wing presenting
mindbroken, deranged, unhinged, and quite possibly brainrotten
I thought Phil lost his arm?
Only if he called me a faggot and made me eat his ass afterwards
The Main Ape can crush and tear the very ground beneath him. Can your mancrush from Tallahassee rip and tear the soil from underneath him? Di'nt think so.
biggest game in history will be based around a WMLF couple
Welcome to Trump’s America
it doesnt require good genetics and those people you listed obviously roid
Oh fuck my phone's on military time, I'm gonna start having ptsd now.
That universe and this universe are completely seperate. Otherwise Phil would also be way older.
you're just proving that the guys calling chicks like Lucia mid are literal faggots
There are GTA loading screen girls hotter than Lucia. If she was actually hot you'd see people making threads about her.
No you’re right, I’m not spending money on this and they haven’t even shown gameplay footage
so that sex scene....will we see it from the female protag's POV? like watching as if we're getting fucked by Jason?
I find it problematic that he's not a fat non-binary nigger bitch. And that's a good thing.
I look like this but bigger
Look at all the fags coming out of the closet. Now I know who this design is catered to. Fags won't complain about muh inclusion if the guy is handsome.
You're right, a straight man would want to play as one of these fine people.
Gods going to give me a hot gf soon, like all my neighbours and friends and family members got to do. Except for that one guy whose head just did that on the concrete while driving at a party.
rightoids are jerking off over the guy more than women, good lord
baited ton of retards
I spend 10-20 minutes doing KB exercisees. What the fuck do you do for hours in a gym?
Lol that dancing guy is god. He’s got a funny name, I can’t remember. But he’s named a propaganda name. And god said he’s going to give me tons of sex and money like everyone else got to do without needing god to give it to them. But apparently when you don’t have sex or money, you get more sex and money later on. Bet. *fist bump* ( ‘)~>
Absolutely not. Lucia > all.
Literally the man I strive to be.
Truth nuke
Only good GTA's were Vice City and San Andreas, largely due to the aesthetics and writing. Everything after takes itself too seriously, much like Rockstar itself.
Theres nothing gay about admitting that white men are hot as fuck
Rockstar delayed the game so they can give you one year in preparation to look as shredded as Jason. Girls will want men like him more than ever before.
He's me...I...thank you...
puts quotation marks while already using the arrow
retarded reddit spacing
you need to go THE FUCK BACK YOU TOURIST NORMIE RETARD FAGGOT SHITHEAD KEK DICKEATING SHITBAG
Someone check if Grindr's still online in Florida.
Sounds like the game of the decade already.
Dont care, Only fags play GTA for the story
the White Man is back
Man, what the hell is going on in America these days? Shit is rough, innit? Lmao
Yep, we've finally RETVRNED, classical antiquity kino is back on the menu.
Veteran of what war?
Twitter is currently negros seething over Jason, women and gay men horny over Jason oh and Asian westernized men seething over Jason.
No I think that's pretty gay ngl
When women say it sure but if you are a man, admitting that any man is hot is gay.
They should launch it on next gen hardware. But this way they can sell it more than once.
I don't know, but this game is giving me lots of faggy vibes.
You forgot to mention the swaths of southamericans screaming about ntr and getting cucked by Jason because of him fucking a latina.
why are the guys obsessed with aryan chad aesthetics excited to play a game where they can be an aryan chad
like watching as if we're getting fucked by Jason?
WHERE THE FUCK DO I PREORDER?
This
white men make the best bottoms. It's always pink and super tight.
You all are dipshit racists, I am black and dont care about playing as a white man. All the blacks acting insecure are bots meant to start a race war not real people. Real people just see a jacked guy like picrel and go either cool or hot not have a freakout.
You're as black as trannies are women.
ashy skin faggot mad kek
the abs are kinda weird, he looks like he has some fat % and typically abs are the absolute last thing that will grow in your body, unless favorable genetics.
He should be in a fantasy game with an anthro foxgirl GF, that's what I think
Male beauty standards at this point are honestly more insane than women's
aryan chad aesthetics
Florida Man is not something to aspire to or admire.
Dude looks like a beefed up Neymar lol.
I...thank you
It's certainly more aspirational than 99% of western male protagonists these days
Jason will be the new BWC self insert in SFM/Blender kino
Based or cringe?
I dont know if I should feel happy we get to roleplay as a GIGACHAD in a triple A game, or sad that I will never live life like Jason. Oh well.
"I watch porn"
And you call yourself der Ubermensch?
It's fine to 'mire your fellow man. Whenever I see a fit, well mannered, nice dude with a hot gf all my envy disappears and I think "good for you bro"
There's a reason Anon Babble has so many gay jokes. Sure there are probably gay dudes there to talk to fit men, but you just start to admire all the work men do to get buff. Low bodyfat percent also shows in the face, there're so many people out there who would look 8 or 9 out of 10 if they just went on a fucking diet
Lots of millennials will be rethinking their time on this Earth while playing this game lmao
I know I will t-t
Might as well watch this shit on YouTube now fmks
You mean being a playdoll for higher beings that you're unaware off and who also don't give a fuck about you?
Don't worry, you're already living that life.
Jason will literally be the best self insert for a straight white male ever because he's not a dishonest character. He's achievable "literally me" kino. White men will want to work hard to be him, muttoids will wish they could be him, roasties will wish he was in them.
If you need a videogame character to be inspired you will never make it lmao
That's loser "grindset"
aspire to be Logan Paul
Can I aspire to be anybody else?
Sounds like you might actually be retarded.
If Jason is so sexo then why doesn't he have any porn yet? Prove me wrong with catbox links. (you can't)
tariq nasheed sneed profile pic
You all bit the bait btw
I am very smart
THIS IS BLACK ERASURE, WHY ISNT THE PROTAGONIST BLACK. WHITE MEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO SHINE ANYMORE, THIS IS REGRESSIVE ERASURE OF BIPOC.
Don't care, killing him and playing as the fat ass latina
Minecraft.
jokes on you!!
files.catbox.moe
why are mods such homos?
maga gamer complains games are going woke
r* puts out a fucking hot white hillbilly and everyone fawns over him
they still complain
He already has a decent amount of porn desu, however his porn gives me more bara vibes.
Holy shit the replies. You fat fucks have no idea and are utterly deluded from brainrot scrolling. This IS unachievable without roids, even with years of consistently, if you don't have the elite genetics and that's only a fraction of people who can naturally get this big.
Got what I voted for
I have the pecs, but I'd need to cut to get the abs
homosexuality is as woke as it gets
dont worry just wait for the fujos who draw ghost x soap art to hop on
how do I shave my back?
shaving your back
What's next? Shaving your ass? Gay
please dont, pecs and some belly >>> pecs and abs
proof please btw
Natural mma fighters are "scrawny" compared to this build and they are not professionals. All professionals are on PEDs, there are no exception. Their income depends on it. Here is a kicker: most people who take steroid, you can't even tell that they do because most people are still poor responders when it comes to hypertrophy.
Jason is a straight white male that fucks women canonically. You seem to be missing the point.
honestly yeah. unless you're showering after or using a bidet, shit gets nasty back there
don't try to spin this off, everyone can see why these threads are made, why that shot got attention and why it was made in the first place
the fact that you even try to deny is just pathetic
at least own the fact that you're a homo
or are you the sissy type that's too pathetic to even come clean?
Is this the straightest game of the 2020s?
BAN ALL HOMOS I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO GET RAILED BY JASON AND HIS WHITE COCK, KILL YOURSELF NIGGER.
you want mods to ban themselves?
fuck off newfag you started on GTA Online in 2018 no actual 2000s era GTA fan is excited for this chick flick love story normie trash not even written by the same people as the ones who made GTA great.
uh oh melty
Holy shit there's so much gay porn of Jason on xitter
This game was literally made for straight white men.
Name. Now.
It's fine. I prefer sissy guys.
He's 6'
I'd be on my knees in an instant.
Most likely, and the best ending will likely be locked behind Jason and Lucia being loyal to each other. It will probably kick start an era of romances being front and center in video games as well.
one chance in life
born a 5'6 Asian male
That's Phil's grandson and Phil's store.
It will probably kick start an era of romances being front and center in video games as well.
Bg3 walked so GTA6 could run.
Looks like a low weight version of the same guy
no it's not this game is gay normie slop with a nasty ghetto booty latina protagonist designed for niggers to go "dayum mayne dah ass" and have brown people relate racially to. and retarded faggots like yourself basedfacing over the white male side character who's absolutely going to be a caricature meant to make white southerners look dumb you stupid fag
projecting fatfuck mega coping
Stop eating burgers and hit the gym
You sound rational and sane.
has anyone noticed how over animated they do these animations in gta 6? it just looks weird as fuck. nobody moves this much in real life.
Just larping. Even when we're sucking dick and getting pounded.
There’s nothing wrong with taking steroids
im not and GTA was meant for people like me you normie fuck. used to love roleplaying mass shootings with my high school friends in GTA 4 multiplayer and having the normie COD players in the lobby who just wanted to do PVP telling us how weird we are over the mic. fuck off. GTA used to be edgy now it's slop for brown gen alphas who started with GTA Online in 2020.
t.500 pounds
Me on the left
You people are so fucking gay and cringe.
Sorry oldfag, no one cares about your gay and lame cod lobbies from 70 years ago, get with the times or fade into obscurity.
Everyone shitposting @ this post is a larper. Yeah bro you're all shredded with unusually large traps, eat fast food daily, never work out, and have a 12 inch dick. Achievable natty!
If anything zoomies play RP servers on GTA
Very achievable, your just a fat fuck LOL
Not really but whites are the most diverse looking Asians look alike
I hope Jason hooks up his fat nerd friend with some pussy.
How are your marble sized balls looking after the tren, sis? You think you'll switch over to HRT when you get bored of it like the rest of them?
uh oh the fat nigger is seething
hi brown retard who can't into the english language you have zero clue what i said, what is it like being a 5'2 obese pacocel?
How tight is his bootyhole?
One of the gayest places on the internet. Mostly for fit, hairy white guys, partly for twinks.
Big Boss
Jason
more i'm probably forgetting
the entire board turning into a huge gay orgy during April fools events
i just wanted to discuss stuff people spotted in the trailer that wasn't a sweaty shirtless man you DOUBLE FAGGOTS
who can't into the
stay fat piggie nigger kek
nah dude, that's not even bad if you were actualy born into an asian country or at least a place with a lot of asians
imagine being in my shoes
born into the country with some of the tallest people on earth
born into the country with the most blonde hair and blue eyes
despite all of this, I'm somehow born a 5'6 ugly manlet with very dark brown hair and lifeless grey eyes
The two types of people who hate this game are the autismos who only play anime and the boomers who miss san andreas.
those morons dont get it. never.
men dont see this character and say, nah unrealstic, nah wtf is this, bla bla bla.
He looks like any old school main character. thats how you get men to play a game.
not some boss babe acting like man, talking like man. boss babes that act like men are cringe as fuck.
So just fucking shower. Are you French? Polish? The fuck, that's not even a good excuse
if you have the asian bishounen prettyboy genes you'll be fine
Holy fuck, Jason just unironically inspired me to hit the gym. I want to be big and strong like him.
lurk 10 more years retard if you don't get that meme
The general build is achievable, but the appearance will vary. Esp because of the body hair.
I don't know how anyone can stand looking at dudes who have streaks of hair all the way down to their stomachs. Shit looks disgusting.
The stepping stone would be making Lucia attractive, or better yet change her whole character to a white girl.
This but unironically
Lucia pegs Jason. It's happens at the end of the last heist and she tells everyone.
Damn, fo real? Where i can get latina like that?
Based Latina gf doing the needful for her king
I need a ride or die like that
WHITE BOYS ARE BACK BROTHER
This fucking faggot again
Fuck off, faggot
Already saw them all
Im too tuned
pay
lol