Early Doom review on reddit
Early Doom review on reddit
Reddit likes shit
Weather after the break
amazing story
It's gonna be shit
doom is extremely overrated
no quick weapon switching autism
We’re back
WE’RE FUCKING BACK
Thinks Dark Ages and Eternal are better than 2016
Automatically discarded
previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES
doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!
*doomguy breathing heavily*
doomie, can you hear me? To your left.
*a portal opens*
*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*
*another portal opens*
K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!
*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*
*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.
We must be better...
*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*
Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!
*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*
I... AM KYIIIIIIV
*Satan watches in bewilderment*
You can't beat me!
I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera
You can be better than this...- says better man
*Satan orders his army to attack*.
*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.
I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!
*Doomguys looks seriously*
DOOMVENGERS!
ASSEMBLE...
*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*
*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*
*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*
*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*
I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!
*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*
Try this, chuds!
*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*
Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves
*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*
Eternal was better than 2016.
You don't like it because you are a bitch who breezed through 2016 on Ultra Violence and you couldn't do the same on Eternal and that made you insecure about your skill, so now you cope by saying Eternal bad 2016 good.
Get fucked scrub.
Oh my god!!!!!!
I beat Eternal on nightmare. The gameplay loop is repetitive and boring.
That post is clearly written by a marketer.
guy likes Eternal over 2016
that makes me question all his prior praise of the game
It does read like a marketing release
I'm not reading that
you niggers actually read all that shit?
here's your (you) now fuck off.
reading an unformatted wall of text from fucking reddit
lmao this dude wasted his time reading that shit
Eternal is far better than 2016. Literally only retards incapable of processing Eternal and weapon swapping think otherwise. Grandpa.
I didn't even know this game had rideable mechs and dragons.
Not sure what he's on about with the rankings though. On gameplay Dark Ages is better, but overall Eternal is better? How, story?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this? This is honestly wholesome as fuck.
Paragraph hating faggot
likes Eternal more than 2016
likes the new game
That's a bad sign but it could be regular Reddit retardation.
Eternal is the greatest FPS ever made. It makes every other shooter in the genre redundant and obsolete. Slow slop. I highly doubt Dark Ages will top it as it’s trying to cater to slow reflex boomers.
eternal is only better than 2016 if the only thing you care about is combat mechanics
obviously mechanics are really important and eternal is a mechanical step up from 2016, but pretty much everything else is worse.
denuvo
not pirating it :)
ultrakill is better than eternal in every way
Absolutely retarded faggot. Eternal is objectively dogshit.
we get it, you have the reflexes of a sloth.
These are all the enemies in the game. Thoughts?
story
Accessibility
AURA
None of this matters it's a DOOM game
if you're a reddit tranny
I wonder if white enemy is the final boss
This wall of text could use some of that famous reddit spacing.
i see atleast 4 potential bosses
reading reddit reviews
formulate your own opinion and play the game. or don't. can't wait for Anon Babble to get more doom threads on friday when the actual reviews are out
For all the >reddit paragraphs that are usually posted here, it's actually amusingly refreshing that an actual(?) reddit was incomprehensibly paragraph-less.
MMMMMM YES YES MORE PARRYSLOP LET ME PARRY IN EVERYTHING I MUST PARRY AT ALL TIMES IN EVERY GENRE YES YES YES
Literal wall of text. Fuck off
I'm just going to assume whatever is written in op is this instead
STAND
AND
FIGHT