If you main the cow in Mario Kart World then you're an immense Redditor faggot who chugs söy daily

If you main the cow in Mario Kart World then you're an immense Redditor faggot who chugs söy daily.

Id rather play a cow in a kart game than read your pathetic blogpost on your soon to be bought website

I will and always have just called those cows "Moo-moo's" and I will not stop now.

Finally a racer for people who think quoting monty python is the peak of comedy

For me, it's goomba

Nice PS2 graphics.

This can't be real. No fucking way they sink this low

Then call me a soi boy cuz I'm maining the shit out of that lil guy

It's a crime to not call him "moo moo" and Nintendo is retarded for not calling him moo moo and I am going to call him moo moo regardless of what anybody says his official name is.

I have literally only used DK and will continue to only use DK.

COWCHADS KEEP ON ROLLIN THE SIRS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

is taking the internet by storm

Is it? I have never heard of this nor seen it anywhere.

I'm a Fish Bone main

Penguinchads don't have this problem.

Ok,and?

This is gonna be the worst mario kart isn't it. Just seeing this shit I dropped it not buying

Any Pauline chads here?

For me, it would be Monty Mole. If the game wasn't $90 I mean.

His motorcycle is pretty sweet OP I dunno.

I feel bad because you’re all trying to make the same joke but nobody’s biting, so here’s a pity (You). You’ll have to share it, though.

Sorry about your thread, PC vegan.

What joke am I trying to make exactly?

Cow will be the online meta

he says to three separate people making completely different posts

Ok schizo.

muh reddit

what's the big deal? you guys repost it and twitter here every single day so obviously you fucking retards use it

Here's an image to make your point better anon.
I don't understand it either

Anon Babble is just reddit but with even less free speech and even more transgendered mod staff.

Monty and Rocky are the GOAT

It's one of those "lol so wacky random" forced viral memes that Nintendo uses so much now in lieu of earnestly marketing their games, they did the same thing with putting Link in drag in Breath of the Wild or making Mario shirtless in Mario Odyssey. If you fell for it, then you're low IQ.

Still racing as cow

I didn't buy a Switch 1.
I don't want to buy a Switch 2.
When I see this cow. I feel nothing. I have no reaction.

still buying nintendo switch 2
still buying mario kart world
still playing as cow

Based

Those images of every Mario Kart character and what it means about you if you pick them now needs to come up with a bunch of shit for the various shades of retard who will pick the cow and all of the various random characters they tossed into Mario Kart World without any thought

just realized the moomoos always had nose rings

is this just me or is this mandela again? that said no reason to play them when daisy got a billion outfits and there's better odd picks like pianta

couldn't be me. i'm a chucksterCHAD

People pick cow either because its new or because they want to fuck her.

Atleast we can say nigger most of the time and when a janny isn't around or feeling like overworking himself :^) so we are better than reddit!!!

I'm maining this motherfucker

character emblem under the kart where you can't see it

I get that putting it on the nose wouldn't look good either, but what about on the flippers?

Not only do I not main the cow, I've never played a Mario game

not Moorio

Shy Guy main here

For me it's Chargin' Chuck

I'm maining the cow because I want to plap her fat ass.

There is no woomy so I have no one to main.

I'm already tired of seeing the cow and the game isn't even out yet. This launch is going to be insufferable.

I'm gonna miss villager. At first I thought the addition was dumb, then I fell in love with his style. Don't know why I find the eye shape ugly in actual AC, but in MK8D it just works.

Thanks god they're not coming back. It's Mario Kart not Smash Kart.

You are going to look very foolish when the inevitable DLC gives us characters from other Nintendo franchises once again.

Anon, I don't see a problem with the roster being 95% Mario and the remaining 5% being guest characters. They didn't diminish Mario Kart's identity in 8, so why the sour grapes?

If you play this toddler slop at all you're an immense Redditor faggot who chugs söy daily.

thinking fun game has an age limit because it looks childish on the surface

Normalfaggot.

or because ppl like cows. girls fucking love black & white cow print on things. chickfila's massive long running cow campaign. even the snk heroines most popular costume is a cow bikini

True I saw the janny transition

Idk you probably play movieslop games instead of watching movies so I think you're more gay

Yoou vill play ze cow

Yoou vill kneel to wokey

Yoou vill have ze blast

And yoou vill be happy

because it's new

If that were the case they'd be going apeshit over Goomba, but they're not. They're doing it because of irony.

I play for she.

The only guest characters I'll accept are The kongs, kremlings, and Diddy Kong Racing crew

I wanted Poochy to return :(

I don't give a shit what others are saying or doing. I like cows and I will play as a cow. Except that I'd never play this game anyways but If I would I'd play a cow

I would play... Hmm... What are the charas this time?

What are you complaining about, they got rid of the Koopalings who everyone on Anon Babble despised.

For me it's the crab. Not buying the Switch 2 but when it eventually becomes emulatable in like 2028 it will still be the crab

söy

but he's dairy

when I was a kid I'd intentionally hit the cows on the moo moo track on the Wii because watching them fly 10 feet into the air was the funniest thing to me. now you can be the cow, it's kino. am I buying the bing bing wahoo machine? No, but I'd play as the cow

I'm not a Smash fag that feels the need to be validated over the official roster. I won't stop being secure in my taste for "loser" characters just because they fail to get in. I won't stop being secure in my disdain for shitty characters that do make it in despite my wishes. Unlike Smash fags, I WILL criticize Nintendo if they make it Smash Kart instead of shrinking away with my tail between my legs or pretending that I was all for it to be on "the winning side".

This, play a grown-up game for grown-ups like Mortal Kombat, God of War, or Grand Theft Auto.

Based, I will as well