6 years later
still the unanimous GOAT video game ever released
How did they do it bros
6 years later
GOAT video game ever released
in terms of what
I like how the game looks but I simply don't like Witcher as in books and series, it's almost mind numbing to me for some reason.
6 years
anon...
in terms of what
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The brilliant introduction with cinematic and the story sets.
The skippable tutorial of Kaer Morhen.
The light start in White Orchard with Vesemir.
The Kiera/Fyke Isle story.
The Bloody Baron and his grueling past.
The creepy Witches of Crookback bog.
The fanaticism and underground of Novigrad and the beautiful singing of Priscilla.
The "Play is the Thing" and "Carnal Sins" missions that are just the cherry on top.
The raw and beautiful wilderness of Skellige.
The exalted finale that combines all decisions.
The Faustian tragedy of Olgierd von Everec and the introduction of the greatest "antagonist" ever written.
The fairy tale bliss of Toussaint and a fitting retirement.
And all of this combined with the orgasmic orchestra and Gwent, the side-game you get addicted to and can play in every tavern. Such levels of immersion and how the choices have an impact, the setting, the sound, the main message...
This is it. The peak of gaming. Nothing will surpass this Anon Babble. Mark my words.
I didn’t like it, it took me give years to actually finish it despite buying it on launch. Witcher 1 is still superior.
its amazing that in 2025, a decade after w3 release, you still get hyped games releasing that fuck up lipsync
Was it that big of an accomplishment to have decent lipsync for w3?
entire open world is nothing but monster den with generic loot box and banditi camp with generic loot box
the laziest lowest effort slop possible worse than the worst AC game
devs still didnt learn in cp77 where its the same fucking shit only even less effort by some paki intern spamming garbage everywhere
five years*
• best protagonist
• best antagonist (gaunter)
• best story
• best setting
• best card-game (gwent)
• best rpg dynamics
• best quest storylines
• best immersion
• best locations (skellige, toussaint)
• best soundtracks
• best characters
• best dlcs
• best progression
• best combat, considering an open-world rpg
• best gameplay
Yup. "Perfection" in every shape and form. If orgasm was a game, it hast to be the Witcher 3.
this game is dog diarrhea
no
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Witcher 3 is the greatest orgasm that man can ever conceptualize. It is the greatest achievement of mankind. It is the peak of virtual escape, never will you get tired of its allure and with each new playthrough the memories will rejuvenate like wounds. What’s a Witcher? What’s this about a war? Who is Ciri? My Geralt exists only to play gwent. The game is just about gwent, the other stuff is just extra addition.
bait or mental retardation
You know I agree with many of your points, but what you forgot to mention is that all of these excellent moments are connected by an awful open world and dogshit combat system
Geralt is so fucking based btw.
The combat system is perfectly fine and better than most games in its genre
It's just a bunch of pajeet shills using a script no one bothered to update since 2021 lmao
There are two kinds of men. One that never played Witcher 3 and one that played Witcher 3.
goyslop psyops although Redd!t Obscur just took that crown with the massive astroturfing campaign on all fronts
Have they fixed the input lag yet? Tried it 3 times, felt like I was a dementia patient. Utterly unplayable, it's much worse then GTA.
I played through the story once and I never ever want to touch this game ever again
Is that a sign of a GOAT? I don't think so
It's not fine in a game that can last 150 hours
Ghost of Tsushima has better combat, it's shorter and it still overstays its welcome
this was the last based cdpr team. witcher 4 won't be that good
shit gameplay
shitty main quest
horrendously bad inventory system
swords all behave exactly the same
level capped areas fuck over exploration
cinematic
Even if all this gay shit was true you can still beat the entire game with just light attack, light attack, dodge and Quen for the extra hard enemies
it also came out 5 years later being inspired by w3 and AC games
its fine to prefer it but the combat system does the job. It fits the lore. It fulfills the requirements for the progression systems.
NTA yet literally none of that is true
rumao no
Do you want forced parry mechanics and turn based combat?
truth nuke
No I wanted a decent game and didn't get even that lmao
10/10 game if it ended with Velen
Ciri is annoying cunt that needed rape correction 10y ago
Radovid was right about the witches.
The main villain is garbage.
you clearly got something given you're busy spamming a w3 thread decade after it came out
get to melodramatic climax of Bloody Baron quest
actually start feeling something
story moment gets interrupted by random boss monster
all emotion is lost
The game makes the most amateur mistakes when it comes to video game storytelling.
YWNBAW :^)
I always quit 30 minutes in, it reeks of console slop. TW1 now, that's a different story
Ruminants
No you got shit mixed up
you are the 1 spamming Anon Babble in vain attempts to shill a decade old game thru ESL babble like
I am merely calling you out
Well it's not uncalled for after the paid pajeets shills spammed the same screenshots for so many years.
mental illness which should've been ended in the crib
this game is so fucking boring to me, I've tried to start it a few times on my own and never played more than a few hours
my wife loved it but she was terrible at it and needed me to kill bosses for her a lot so I've fought a lot of late game shit too and it's still just so fucking boring
western games are such shit it's unreal
I laid on the backs of 3 hooker nannies actually, snorted coke off their buttcrack
The main nigga has 7 lines in total lmao no one remembers him, even the sidekicks are more popular
Still better than anything Fromsoft ever created btw.
story moment gets interrupted by random boss monster
What? There is no interruptions in his questline. Atleast no cutscene interruptions.
I really liked TW3, but the camera was a major mistake. I never felt immersed in the world
Still better than anything Fromsoft ever created btw.
I hate DS and DS-likes but even I have to admit those had better combat than W3. So here's your (you), not go kill yourself.
he was talking about getting jumped by a nigga right after a cutscene ended retard
had that happen a few times
fromsoft
CDPR was inspired by it btw
shill hasn't even played the game
Never thought I would see the day where Anon Babble is calling out shills. Impressive.
Kill yourself.
My only complaints are that the combat is too simple and the game is too easy. I don't think I've ever died to anything but fall damage (fucking stupid too, Geralt can barely handle a 3m fall)
I legit thought that the crones are the main villains, as for the main one I don't even remember anything about him except that he was pale.
The only reason I played this game is because they added quick cast for signs, I tried it before this and it was garbage.
Witcher 3 combat system
perfectly fine
There's even mobile games with MUCH better gameplay mechanics.
Witcher 3 would be a 9/10, easy. But the gameplay brings it down to 6/10.
It's good but it only gets worse as you play it. The prologue, walking into that first little town and feeling everyone's eyes on your back, meeting the emperor for the first time. The game in fact never tops these moments.
Yeah ~90% of players never made it past the bloody baron - crone segments so basically Velen and talk about the game like it's sliced bread without even experiencing 1/3 of what it has to offer
Funny thing is the quality conveniently drops off the cliff after that. It's a common practice in game dev - flesh out the first 2 hours refund period then pad out everything else aside from core story moments
Did they ever fix the next gen release?
I reinstalled it recently for the first time since it released, going through it slowly.
The Bloody Baron storyline is amazing but nothing after that comes close.
I really fucking hate Wild Hunt being just fucking evil elves, I loved the mystique and mystery it had in W1.
No.
Still has dogshit performance and leaks memory due to using a wrapper instead of native DX12.
The wild hunt had a lot more story segments. The original scripts leaked so you can see what was planned.
Hearts of Stone > everything else
I still remember installing this meme they overhyped for years and it just looked and performed worse than my install with like 3 mods.
The next gen version was originally a lot better yet development went from outsource to in house because CDPR fired the Russian studio division responsible due to the war in ukraine
It's why it was delayed and still is so broken - the internal team had a lot less resources since everyone was busy with phantom liberty and witcher 4
TW3 sucks ass. CP77 mogs it to hell
Yeah, I remember this shit happened. Fucking slavs killing each other and ruining my games.
It has a decent story but everything else is mediocre to downright shit, especially the GAMEPLAY in this VIDEOGAME.
Once you've played through for the story there is no point in replaying it. I tried and dropped it 2 hours in because I got frustrated at the jankiness and boredom.
At least the slavjank SOVL is still there
Am I supposed to know who the guy on your Twitter (currently known as X) screenshot is?
The English voice actor for Geralt, more commonly known as literally who
I'm glad they changed the style, that's TW2 tier ugly brown shit
W2 mogs W3 though
lol
shit is boring as fuck
The games are fun, the books are slop, the show is pic related
It's been made irrelevant by other open world games such as BotW, RDR2 and Elden Ring
See this Video
Only 2 items avaible
This means this was version 1.0-1.1
They changed them pretty quickly thus meaning you post bugs/glitches in an attempt to sway the opinion of other Anons based upon lies.
Making you
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Shut the fuck up, zoomer nigger. Zoomgger
Was it that big of an accomplishment to have decent lipsync for w3?
Unironically yes. CDPRR were criticized so much for their lackluster facial animations in the first 2 Witchers that they ended up building a pretty cool tech for TW3
For me, it's the medieval fantasy genre as a whole. I just can't bring myself to care for it. It feels like slop to me.
The books are really mediocre and the Netflix series, well, just forget it exists.
that needed rape correction
I think there was some guy who tried to rape correct her in the books
She ended up being even more of a dyke after that
BotW
lol
Elden Ring
open world is a demerit
didnt play witcher 3 or cp77
calling anything bait
dildos everywhere and busted broken launch
TW2 had nice forests but it also looked really ugly and had weird color / brightness artifacts at times
If anything TW1 moggs both TW2 and TW3. Even Shani looked better there
because CDPR fired the russian studio division responsible due to the war in Ukraine
Based CDPR
It's the truth
Because of the tits, correct?
Both are more relevant in current year that TW3.
Shut the fuck up nigger CDPR fixed nothin'
tech
The lipsync stuff was from annosoft
CDPR just had some semi-custom workflows for it aka standard practices in the video games industry
Everyone was trying to rape Ciri.
Eredin is always trying, the Rats guy attempted , the Rats dyke raped her, etc. IIRC the only time she was willing to fuck a guy, he fucking died during the act lmao
I’m playing it right now and it feels so long, it takes forever to clear your quest log when I’m finally done with Novigrad I might just avoid the bounty boards for the rest of the game because it feels like it eats up so much time. I like it when you run into another Witcher but that is probably only like 1/10 of the bounty boards quests
Not even normalfags think this. Everytime you ask what is dah best RPG evah the answer will be Skyrim or TW3. BotW is irrelevant outside zoomer tendie cults and no one even considers ER a RPG.
I wish I didn't find playing the game so goddamn boring because the story seemed captivating enough
the story seemed captivating enough
It's the utmost generic chosen one plot possible. Done hundreds of thousands of times before.
Very common misconception. The story is actually a solid 3/10 with wokeshit
TW2 looks fucking shit, the awful art style almost made me drop it. Such a downgrade from TW1
Elden Ring has surpassed both. CDPR is in shambles after all their talent left too and 2077 ended being a pile of shit. TW4 will be woke feminist slop.
I have tried to play that game many times and abandon it earlier and earlier every time, it's too damn boring.
Filtered
ER is not even the on the same category. The rest is true.
PLOUGH THE LILLIES
I wish I had, late game was so fucking boring.
glad I dropped it then, maybe the hotness of Triss and Yennefer (and Ciri) had blinded me
It's weird. I really love the witcher 3. I can say with confidence it's one of my favorite RPGs of all time and yet I get bored trying to go through it again. It's just boring to play.
Id say thats not something you feel during gameplay but as a prediction of "If I start w3 now thats like a month of dedicated gaming doing that instead of something else"
No I get you, there are certain categories of games I really like but I don't think I'll enjoy playing through them again and Witcher 3 fits that category perfectly
Yeah maybe its that. I really love the game. The story is amazing and so are the side quests as is the worldbuilding, writing and music. I don't even dislike the combat, I think it's fine and I like brewing potions and all the witchery decoctions and oils before a fight.
Maybe it's cause I've already experienced the story too so I know what's gonna happen. I tend to not be able to play through a big story-driven RPG a second time.
forced monogamy
no threesome with triss and yen
the devs were cucked even back then
its weird because the girls totally would accept sharing geralts cock
Like triss is a whore in w1, yen fucks around endlessly in the novels, ciri fucks both men and women
yes it's entirely out of character for them
I enjoyed 3 but it's very overrated IMO
If only you knew how hot they originally were before they got raped by the DEI stick
There were a bunch of concepts yet Yennefer Lawrence and gigaTriss were peak
All of the music was outsourced (percival - paid sound samples)
It's because the actual game is very mediocre, it just tricks midwits into believing it's something more than a soulless corposlop money printing machine thru smoke and mirrors
kill yourself
you're ill
in the brain
people repost images on an imageboard
Any more inquiries, Sherlock?
If only you knew how hot they originally were before they got raped by the DEI stick
meh, the final Triss and Yen are definitely hotter
I played it, it was boring. At least I didn't buy it like KCD now that was a mistake.
I think there are no real Witcher haters. Its just discord baiting. I refuse to accept that any normal man right now will hate Witcher 3 after finishing the Hearts of Stone DLC.
How did they do it bros
Every competitor afterward become even more of wokie dicksucker isn't really an achievement they give them credit for.
Especially not when CDPR went down the same road and proceeded to floor the pedal 2077 times.
he doesn't know
She ain't real lil bro stop glazing
It is nigh impossible to hate The Witcher 3. How can you even live with yourself? Such a fantastic game.
they didnt play the game
they repost images other people made to make generic shitpost statements over and over
daddy fucked them one too many times and it made them a bit confused
It has many great moments but its bogged down by being a traditional RPG style video game unironically.
If it removed the leveling and leveled gear and every encounter was just an action-game-style fight with just the occasional gear or power upgrade from standing stones or as a reward for boss encounters (plus sword oils last until your next rest so you actually feel like you need to stock up and get ready for your next monster hunt) it would be 11/10 maximum overkino I agree. Great music too.
CDPR really isn't sending their best
after finishing the Hearts of Stone DLC
yeah I wasn't liking the game so I stopped playing after 20 hours, of course I'm not gonna play 100+ hours of something I dislike
But that game is shit. Shit combat + ubislop map marker simulator is your GOAT?
god has to wonder why these people dont just go play video games and talk about shit they played themselves
its so baffling
DLC
Dropped. If a game is 'good' with DLC it's dogshit.
Probably because Witcher 3 is unplayable to anyone with an IQ above 70.
see what are mentally retarded piece of shit you are
he clarified he doesnt play the video game he shitposts about
DONT JUST YOU FEEL INSANE?
Fucking Skellige almost made me quit the game. I am still playing it, I started in 2017.
I think I can get it on Steam and use my gog saves nowadays.
That would be nice.
Rewrite that in English.
i played it for the first time a year ago, i quit after 1 hour. Janky combat, janky traversal. its good if you like watching cutscenes and playing dating simulators or something idk
Too bad the gameplay is complete dogshit and writing is slop
you forgot to mention sorceress pussy, you goddamn homo
It truly is but most americans and thirdies will never be able to properly appreciate it.
It's true central european fantasy not dndslop.
whenever I see one of these threads, it makes me want to replay the entire trilogy
not sure how they did it but hopefully they won't throw it all away with tw4
*whistles for magic horse*
*autoruns on road to quest marker*
*toucan sam vision activates*
"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
"Come on, Roach"
*follows nose*
*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
"Come on, Roach"
*autoruns on road back to village*
"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10 crowns received
lists plot points like it's a TV show
Witcher 3 doesn't even deserve to be called a game
I bet the troonborne fag is here with his webms.
still the unanimous GOAT video game ever released
Hum, no, not at all
Yes, I do have like 300 hours on it, yes, I did enjoy the world, its beautifully crafted, pretty immersive and the combat is not the best but okay, it works
But its not the best game ever by any chance, anyone who shits on it shouldn't be taken seriously though, probably contrarians looking for attention
10 years later
faggots are still seething about Bloodborne despite the fact you can emulate it on PC
Amazing.
This reads like an Amazon review. Who the fuck hired you?
india only has phones so yeah jeets are still seething
Holy shit that's true, he's here. Posting his witcher 3 webms to smear it. Again. Holy shit.
Who the fuck hired you?
your mum
That is a possibility though, she hires mexicans for landscaping jobs and pays them under the table (with money)
An hour into the game some NPC started asking me questions about people, places and events I had no fucking knowledge of and I basically had to just pick at random with the promise that these were important. It really pulled me out of the game and I couldn't get back into it on top of the combat being shit.
The peak of gaming
Barely lists anything regarding gameplay
made me reply
Not mexican and definitely whiter than you Jamal
1 drop rule amigo. The fact you assumed I was talking about America and immediately went on the defensive showcases your insecurity about your skin color (brown)
Maybe you should've played the previous game in the series you cocksucking queer.
Shadow of the Colossus easily clears, sweatie.
they did it by focusing on story and writing instead of gameplay. it's what normalfags crave
I beat it. I had fun with it. Best game ever made. Seethe more.
you could have just watched a youtube video of all the cutscenes/dialogue and had a better experience
entire thread shitting on product with valid (unlike your sexuality) complaints
s-seethe more guys
lol
lmao
dogturd unless heavily modded Enderal
Play the last game in a trilogy with an established character
Gets confused when people talk to the character as if he has a brain and isn't an ignorant amnesiac
fucks both men and women
Not progressive enough. She should also fuck anything in-between
Witcher 3 is the worst in its own trilogy nigger
Witcher 2 > Witcher 1 > Shitcher 3
discussing anything on Anon Babble doesnt make sense until they implement accounts, thread ids, flags and ability to ignore users
Both games are comfykino that are still unmatched a decade later.
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dogshit outfit, manface, kinda looks like a Skyrim mode
In-game Triss from TW3 is way cuter
implement accounts
do you really want your info to be leaked that badly? You can just go to reddit or buy a pass
WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS MY ECHOCHAMBER WAHHHHHHH
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NTA yet Skyrim mogs HARD
still clueless
do you want to read schizos spamming same posts for a decade straight
Witcher 2
The game with a console UI, despite not launching on consoles
Bloom out the ass
God awful tutorials
Unskippable cutscenes
That fucking dog water alchemy system where your potion timers would go down mid-conversation
Useless shit like traps
The awful lock-on system
The awful roll that forced Geralt to turn around before rolling backwards, which meant you'd get ass raped by the backstab damage multiplier
Stealth sections
I like all the games, but TW2 is obviously the weakest. The devs were trying to shove every fucking mainstream gimmick in the game just so they wouldn't go bankrupt, and it shows.
Witcher 3 > Witcher 1 > Witcher 2
you just described TW3 man
Okay I'll bite
Know what?
Witcher 2 was ported to Xbox 360 retard
Wow it's just like dark souls but sped up
lonely faggots need to stop with the vocaroos nobody wants to talk to you
NTA yet Skyrim mogs HARD
I like both games, so I don't care for putting them up against each other.
Nah, all of them have their strong and weak points
2 - the best main plot, best bro Roche, way too braindead gameplay because it is the first console Witcher
3 - the best world and presentation, way too long for its own good
1 - the comfiest game but also super junky
10 years later
witcher 3 still remembered, bloodborne forgotten & exclusive to a retired console
No I didn't.
Yeah, with the enhanced edition, more than a year after it originally launched on PC you fucking retard, learn how to read.
Pre-downgrade Triss was a babe, same goes for Yen
I like hating so I shit on both
Yet you do realize development cycles last years and the console release was planned ahead which resulted in the UI changes, correct?
After the Netflix shitshow Witcher is a forgotten franchise. It failed to gain a foothold in the broader normie market
3 - the best world and presentation
lol lmao
no it literally changed from slavic like atmosphere into some generic westoid slop
Resident TW3 seether is here
There goes the thread. Twas fun while it lasted.
Did you forget your prescriptions today?
The lipsync stuff was from annosoft
Was it responsible only for lipsync or also for the overall facial animation?
I liked how expressive the characters' faces were, especially Yen's after you turn her down during her quest
I don't play games released after 2007.
Yeah yeah. Start dumping your webms already, get it out of your system little man.
Pre-downgrade Triss was a babe, same goes for Yen
I don't remember my Triss looking orange in game. Do you have Trump edition of the game or something?
Also it is her after literally being tortured just a minute ago, she is not supposed to look pretty in that scene
no it literally changed from slavic like atmosphere into some generic westoid slop
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.
I bet he thinks that slavic atmosphere is just a bunch of swamps or something
But then again, Velen has that
The faces were mocapped then manually tuned by trannies
If you want to see how they did it just download the redkit and the leaked source code
Calm down before you pop a vein gramps
tortured
Just getting her nails done
shows the only instance where it had anything resembling a slavic atmosphere in a paid DLC
goylem
Are you fucking stupid or blind. What is wrong with you. We're you born ass first?
soul
still seething about Bloodborne in the year 2025
I thought your competition was Fallout 4 and other open world sloppa not some niche title.
TW3 is where the series lost its soul though
There has been more Blooborne threads than Witcher 3 threads. Even Cyberpunk 2077 made W3 irrelevant. It's on ShadPS4 if you want to play it for free on PC btw.
Most likely. I bet he can't even articulate what "slavic like atmosphere means"
You stink of cope, go away
TW3fags have to be one of the most insecure fanbases yet.
shitty videogames are a matter of nationalistic pride in Poland
embarassing
A decade later and the seethe still flows like water.