What are some good games that are addictive enough to take my mind of cigs

Wait I meant <3
Less than 3

best way to get food poisoning?

Subway

Find the shoddiest chinese/indian restaurant in town and eat there.

game is a direct rip off

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THE DESERT SUN IS PAST
HORIZON'S FINAL LIGHT
AND DARKNESS TAKES ITS PLACE

nigga just masturbate instead. also terraria might work.

Camel to Camel

eat toothpaste

Then get food poisoning, this will put you down for ~48-72 hours.

People ignore advice like this without realizing how unironically powerful it is. Food poisoning/debilitating illness is a great final-hurdle-jump for weight loss and other cases of conquering addiction. I lost like 5 pounds during covid and never gained it back.

People ignore advice like this without realizing

Because it's stupid

thank god I use dry herb weed vapes
how fucking dumb do you have to be to smoke cigarettes

dry herb weed vapes

gonna give you cancer still
only air, nothing else

Argue your point, if you can. While you are sick your body is happy to sleep for 20 hours a day and all your bad habits can melt away while you vegetate.

Line cook Simulator 25’. You get to rage over receiving orders for food that you have to cook for customers that have entered your restaurant and paid money for it, thus in turn paying your wage. You get smoke breaks out back by the dumpster, but use them wisely because an order of 3 MOZZARELLA STICKS JUST CAME IN AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

It's Camel BY Camel, dumbass.

source?

we need to go back to smoking cigs, too many fat people these days.

Balatro, Any competitive grind game, Void Stranger, Noita, if you have friends? Valheim Terraria, Stardew vally

Dude how do I stop eating?

JUST CUT YOUR HANDS OFF BRO

WORKED FOR ME

IT'S POWERFUL

go for a run, when you notice that you can't even run for 10 seconds straight without running out of breath, you'll never want to smoke again.

mediocre band, I'd say overrated even, but at least it's not soft machine or gentle giant

you need source for weird ass chemicals and plastic burning in your lungs giving you cancer?

I switched from normal smokes to rolling my own. Went from smoking a pack of reds to ~4-8 blues per day. Now I'm winding that down too. I tried a vape my friend gave me but it just makes me instantly cough.

I was a long-time smoker, and I stopped smoking after I was sick for a month; Sick as in I was in bed the whole time. I didn't plan on being sick and it just happened.

Do you have an alternate plan, or are you just some stupid fucking Nigger who asks for help and then ignores what people say? You guys shouldn't quit, to be honest. Nobody on this website even deserves to live. I'd like one of the shitskins to reply to me after I've filtered the thread.

You are an unserious person who is afraid of holding genuine viewpoints.

Whateeeeeeeeever man

what are some good games that are addictive enough to take my mind of cigs

Yakuza Zero

Then what's the problem? You seem to enjoy your withdrawals.

You got this Anon, power through the urges by masturbating.

how fast do the balls recharge?

nicotine gum is fucking shit
nicotine patches on the other hand are great

Where are the Joe Camel games?

I have a friend who started taking some new pills that apparently make your body feel disgust for the taste of smoke. One pill per day and he is down to 2 cigs he says. Is there a catch?

I went from 30bmi to 19 over a month with the power of depression but I wouldnt recommend it to anyone

Don't quit smoking, OP. This world is way too gay and stupid to stop doing something you enjoy and to live longer in it with less enjoyment. I regret quitting smoking because now when I taste cigarettes I gag, but I wish I could enjoy them like I used to. They gave me a reason to stand outside and waste more of my life. Now I just sit around like a faggot being bored. Cigarettes are awesome.

you don't even know what a dry herb vape is

Why do some people have these urges for nicotine?

I used to smoke socially with a friend of mine and never craved a cig.

Femanon here, I will never lend my lips to smokers.

get nicotine patches and conan exiles

You will never be a woman.

it causes erectile dysfunction

I quit smoking a few years ago and it was easy as fuck
I kept smoking for a really long time because i convinced myself it would be too hard to quit, since that's all you ever hear. In reality it's very easy.
Basically just quit smoking and don't overthink it and you'll be surprised at how easy it is

Why do some people have these urges for nicotine?

In my case is a fucked up nervous system from birth causing constant unwarranted anxiety including parkingson level tremors since being a kid. Started smoking at 16 and that helped mitigate it by alot and never quit but now starting to realize I really need to do it since it's fucking my stamina.

you can't stop
camel joe will find you

Why is there a dude showing off his penis in the front leg?

Had friend who used say this. It's because you only smoke socially, if you forced yourself to smoke a pack a day for couple weeks you would feel cravings as well.

Cigs fuckin rule I smoke cheap ass Luckies or Spirits if I'm not broke. Playin vidya and goin out for a smoke break is fantastic. I got to master rank with ryu in sf6 the first month it launched; if a match ever pissed me off I'd go smoke a cig for 10 mins and come back. Good times

You're completely full of shit, I quit cold turkey and it was one of the most mentally challenging things I've ever done. All you can think about for 2-3 weeks is having a cigarette.

Spirits

These are absolutely horrendous, I'd rather smoke filterless Camels. Spirits aren't smooth at all somehow. I liked smoking Parliaments and Dunhills if I had the money for them.

Never enjoyed anything in my life as much as I enjoyed these. OP, before you quit smoking, try these, maybe it'll make you think twice.

2025

Not smoking cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped, or both?

b-but it can kill you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

it's addictive!!!

It's not, as long as you aren't underage and you can smoke in moderation.

it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack everyday, you fucking peat-gavel?

Why would I force myself to smoke a pack? I think the most I ever smoked was 3 or 4 cigs back to back after a few drinks. I even bought a large tin of American Spirit blue. Would roll that stuff with him and the tin ended up lasting me like 6 months. It's funny cus there was about 10% left and I gave it to my friend and he emptied the tin in 3 days.

you clearly know your prog, go on then whats some good prog bands?
for me? it's caravan.

lol

Nta but The New Trolls

I got off painkillers by playing LoL obsessively and calling everyone in game trannies and niggers.

the cardiacs

Why would I force myself to smoke a pack?

IDK nigga
I'm just saying you would feel cravings if you smoked often to get them. Not that you necessarily literally have to smoke a pack of cigarettes a day.

Try taking breaks to make coffee or tea instead
because it can kill you if you're unlucky, and make you feel like you're dying if you're lucky

What's the advantage of smoking cigarettes?

some people would rather make themselves sick than force themselves to have self control for 2 weeks

use them to lose weight before you quit. they kill your appetite.

its been a long time since i've seen this pasta...

I would play a Joe Camel game. It could be about getting people to start smoking by being cool and doing cool shit. Like Tony Hawk but smoking.

nic gum

This the problem, genuinely.
Substituting nicotine for a different source of nicotine will, inevitably, lead you back to smoking.

The only way to quit is to simply quit.

Just smoke.
90% of the people who smoke 2 packs a day from 16 to ancient never suffer any negative effects from it other than a cough when they get old as hell (like 70 or so).
Bizarrely, your body stops having mutation effects after 20 years as well. Why THAT occurs is still officially "Fuck if I know" by the medical community.
The dopamine regulation is also effective at preventing mild cases of most psychological conditions as well. Basically the world would have less depression, trannies, and other bullshit problems if the anti-smoking shit didn't kick off so hard.

my dad smoked for over 40 years and I get to hear him cough his lungs out because of his severe COPD every single day now
he can't even walk to the mailbox without getting winded and his lung literally exploded from a tumor pressing on it
you stupid faggots who smoke deserve everything that happens to you

smoke a cock instead

See this is why I know you don't hang out with trans women.

Every trans woman I've met is depressed, smokes, or is both depressed and smokes.

This. I used a vape a lot and would occasionally smoke. The main thing that made me me stop was "oh I just feel kinda shitty all the time now". That and I was just too lazy to buy another vape when my last one ran out.
Now that I don't consume the stuff anymore, I've been getting my hands on depleted vapes and harvesting the lithium batteries out of them to make a large battery pack.

Most trannies vape tho.

I tried them but found out they taste like shit plus you get less of them per pack for your dollar so i switched back to gum.
At least people don't look at me weird when i chew that in public.

Might be an age thing, all the ones I'm around smoke.

Quitting is a daily decision. Every moment, you decide not to light. Many days ahead. Good luck.

Eventually it stops being a choice. It becomes your default.

Factorio if you've got the inclination for it

Don't listen to retards like this, believing shit like this is why I put off quitting smoking for so long. In reality it's hard for a couple of days then it becomes second nature, you don't even think about smoking anymore

vampire survivors and maybe balatro (havent played it but people talk about it in the same way as VS)
you can also pick of ranked mode addiction in a multiplayer game but theres a high chance itll make you smoke more

Unhealthy people deserve to die and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger so I see this as an absolute win.

you can't be serious
you aren't supposed to chew nicotine patches dumbass

YO FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT SAY THAT ON THE PACKET?IT SAYS DON'T SWALLOW BECAUSE OF CHOKING HAZARD BUT IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT CHEWING.HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
I SHOULD SUE.

get thrown in jail

Get addicted to a gacha game, I'm not kidding.

dude

This will just give you an even stupider addiction. Ignore this faggot.

yeah these survivor games can take a hold of you if you are susceptible to time wasters

Get the patches and get toothpicks for the oral addiction. Replace your craving with something like getting a glass of soda. Exercise. Good luck anon

Just do nicotine patches for a month or two. They're easier to quit than smoking because with quitting smoking your lungs start to clear themselves out and it feels unpleasant, adding to the already bad psychological withdrawals. Plus they put alot of extra addictive chemicals in regular cigarettes. There are cheap nic patches on Amazon, like 30 day supply for $17.

Also go exercise, it improves everything.

Hehe tit sound cute can i see your boobies

My Doctor always said, "Smoke, my friend. If you don't, someone else will smoke in your place"

Chewing gum works well too for the oral fixation. It lasts about the same time too than a cig.

tfw reading this thread while smoking

1 year sober from alcohol today, don’t do any other drugs besides caffeine and nicotine, but I can’t stop them

Tried gum but I was chewing like a motherfucker manage to tense all my jaw muscles up.

I think I lucked out, because in all my years in middle/high school, I met only one dude who smoked, and he was a fat piece of shit. No one in my social circle smoked, so I never felt pressured into doing so. Though I doubt I would've smoked anyways if that hadn't been the case.