What's the first thing you'll do in the GTA 6 open world when it comes out?

Just running around and killing everyone until I decide that it's a good time to do the main mission

tfw this will probably be the first GTA game that doesn't let you buy hookers because the main character has a gf

Michael was married but his marriage was miserable and dysfunctional so that doesn't really count

nothing because i'm not buying slop that appeals to normies. gta 6 is the marvel movie of games

play a better game

Get Jason as naked as possible

1. I only play it if its free (like I did with gta5)
2. I only play it on pc

test melee weapons on unsuspecting women and minorities

first one here to provide an actual response: the first thing I'll do is play the story missions one after each other to quickly finish the game so I can finally go online without getting spoiled by news articles that keep reporting on it. thank you for asking

that poster is LITERALLY AI made.

Holy fuck they didnd't even try to hide it.

looks good desu
another excellent example of DON'T hire drawfags

Find the new American Pope.

I mean they probably have some drawfag editing the slop, it's the only way to get it to look somewhat presentable

Maybe the choices you make will determine the outcome of the relationship at the end of the game.
Fuck 20 hookers behind the other's back and get the bad ending.

they probably have some drawfag

Yeah, I'm sure they are wasting money on drawfags.

Same thing we do every night Pinky: trying to take over the world!

look for easter eggs

Same thing we do every night Pinky: trying to take over the world!

look for easter eggs

i'll probably do some missions for few hours, then obviously next thing i'll try to get as many stars as possible and run from police for next few hours, then i'll pick a nice car and roam around the map (I HOPE THEY DON'T UNLOCK WHOLE MAP FROM THE START LIKE GTA V GOD FUCK NOOOOOOO), then i'll get on a motorcycle and find some nice mountains to offroad and jump from and then just mess up with NPCs and test out physics, animations, interactions with the world and NPCs etc. i'll probably spend like 10-15 hours messing around and then continue with the story
i don't plan on trying out online mode. fuck this shit

What's the first thing you'll do in the GTA 6 open world when it comes out?

steal car, run over npcs, get 6 stars, survive
then maybe ill go into online and ruin peoples day by RDM'ing

Take Lucia to the gym and exclusively work legs and glutes.

What game is this? Should have raped her first!

Male hooker specifically with Jason

Test the physics. Ragdoll, driving, car damage, flying out the car window, boating, flying, parachuting and so on. All of which got gimped to oblivion due to it being released on ancient hardware

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go to the hospital and get a double mastectomy

go to the gay bar and get a lap dance from a drag queen

go to the police department and start a protester's mission to defund the police

You can get a real hooker with your GTA money

And Jason bottoming

Fuck yes. Rockstar, don’t miss this opportunity.

This. It's all I want to do.

”muh normie slop”

meanwhile his Steam library is 90% unplayed indie trash

kill yourself, snobfag

Drive motorcycle off building

Probably run over a bunch of people. Get into fist fights and see how the melee is. Hopefully they learned something from red dead 2 and it's now terrible like GTA V was

Every time I reinstall V I pickup a hooker and am immediately reminded that they deliberately designed using them to be the most cringe thing ever and did an amazing job of it.

Imagine if you can BRAAAAPP in this game

TOOLUP

PAINKILLER

DEADEYE

pew pew pew

this is an AI generated picture

The first thing I did in 5 was fix Franklin's yee-yee-ass haircut as recommended, I might do the same in 6 if the shops are open.

Pray to Christ then GTAO comes out they actually let you make a character instead of that weird parent bullshit they keep doing

GTA would be a far better investment

Looks like RDR2s hair mechanic growth is back, so you likely have to wait for Jason's hair to grow out to style it, I hope he starts the game Goosemaxxing with that beautiful Norwood 1 sun bleached hair, because I'll keep him like that with some scruff on his face the whole game.

Will there be visible jews walking down the street in GTA6? Will you be able to punch, shoot, and run them over? Throw them in the trunk of your car and drive them to cliffs and throw them off?

Way less Jews in Florida than Wokiefornia and Jew York. You'll have to take your aggressions out on minorities I'm afraid

it's aislop

Are you insane? There are more jews in Florida than Palestine. They run the state.

go to the grassrivers and hunt the skunk ape.

Can't bang sluts as either because they stay loyal

Would be absolutely based. Hopefully they replace it with a Hot Coffee minigame where they occasionally comment on each other's physical appearance.

Do a couple of early missions, then rob a store.

Shit post about it on Anon Babble without ever playing it.

Drive, you dumbfuck. In 1st person.

I like setting the npcs on fire and listening to their oh fuck I'm burning to death scream. It's kind of funny to imagine people in the booth screaming their lungs out for a sfx.

Go to Hialeah, la cuidad que progresa.

Wait a month for the superior version GTA 6 Online and play as my self insert

Go fish

i really hope you guys are just pretending to be retarded. this is not official.

Aligatormaxing.

i want to focus on the story and side missions to avoid any spoilers

Drive straight to the beach and go for a dive

Switch to Lucia. Make her wear a thong and make her go for a jog with my dick in my hand

sit for 2h going through the forced intro/tutorial and unskippable cutscenes and cringe at the writing

imagine if they had a hair loss mechanic

start the game as a NW1

by the end of the game you look like costanza

Play the main missions only and then uninstall

Whorehouse.

Go around the map and look for things that Rockstar has retroactively removed from previous GTA games
This includes the rebel flags, white power symbols and the tranny joke on the package vans

Cope more you'll never be interesting btw.

you lost btw

Jump off building and see if you still respawn atbthe hospital

Make lucia eat 200000 bleeder burgers.

find biggest highway with side barriers

steal a few cars and place them across all lanes of highway

wait for as many cars as the game will render to arrive

climb onto embankment, shoot a single shot into the crowd of cars

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toss a grenade into the middle of the pileup

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