Inflatable Gex Doll
YOU JUST KNOW
Inflatable Gex Doll
what the hell would you even trade those cards for?
limited run
you aren't seeing this shit until 2030
Why do you guys want to fuck Gex?
Your dignity.
Gex 2 is unironically good
I have two physical copies of Gex 2 on PS1.
In the first copy, there's a level that doesn't work.
That level works in the second copy, but in the second copy there's another level that doesn't work.
That level works in the first copy.
Boxart made by Yoshitaka Amano
What the fuck?
Gex 3 was good
So what????
WHADDAYA MEAN SO WHAT!?!?!?!?
Hey Anon Babble, what time is it?
This is like _______________ at _____ ______'s _______!
They’re well aware people only give a shit about Gex for shitposting purposes, and hiring Amano to draw Gex is funny.
color scheme
Thanks gex.
he never said that
Tail time?
They’re well aware people only give a shit about Gex for shitposting purposes
I-I like Gex unironically...
Did they take
SEX WITH GEX
too literally?
At least that looks awesome on it's own. Amano art is so rad.
Square Enix REALLY likes Gex for some reason. When they sold off all of their Crystal Dynamics and Eidos IPs, they specifically held onto Gex.
They Deus Ex, Thief, and Tomb Raider, but thought Gex was too valuable to let go of.
I wish FF17 had him back.
And turn based system and all that.
Rez works really well in his style.
I just liked Gex
Would Square execute him if he drew some art for E33?
This is zoomer irony poisoning logic.
You can like something without it being fucking ironic, you know. The only people who would remotely act as you described are secondary trannies.
man theyve been doing a shit game about lizard furry fetish, fucking inflatable lizard doll for 5 years?
..............im lost for words, thats just sad.
i like gex
I saw the inflatable Gex doll today in person at PAX, by the way. Maybe you would have too if you weren’t a bunch of funphobic Trump newfags who like to LARP that meetups are for Redditors.
limited run games.
People really still buying from this place when they have been known to take forever to deliver the product, and even if they do, you could run into issues like they got lazy and burned it to a CD or it could damage your console like what they have with Rugrats: Adventures in Gameland.
i only ever played the first gex and no one ever talks about it, they always talk about the n64 sequel
GEX IS SEX FEMBOY
limited run gays
you sound like you smell like shit
PAX
2025
PAX was too gay for me to go to 10 years ago, I'm good, faggot.
Post a selfie, greaseball
Ahem, actually I want him to swallow me whole.
gex rerelease
Why?
this thread is worse than my last trip to P Diddy's house
Ddn't you see what time it was Anon?
Time to get gexy?
I played a gex game back in the day on one of the gameboys... it was garbage.
It's not even mid, it was worse than mid.
Time to call it quits, Gex fucking sucks.
Who the fuck wants that much tat for a game that was overall mediocre?
I played that game back when, it is not as good as Donkey Kong Country, let alone other heavy hitters.
Zoomers only know about gex because of ecelebs
IT'S TAIL TIME
I can speak for the Gayboy version but the PC version was...also very underwhelming.
Much like Jazz Jackrabbit, you have an annoying amount of collectables and having a pointless score system was something that was out phased by the time the last Commander Keen game came out.
Gex was competing with Sonic 3, SMW, Earthworm Jim and DKC and it was not on the same level.
The controls and movement felt stiff, jumping felt delayed, your hitbox is too big and the enemies are whatever.
It also came out about too late.
Huge Gex Fan Excited to Play It for First Time
Look I am an old man and if you come here to brief me on what those hoodlum youngsters, lunchtime rowdies and joggers are doing, you give me the impression that you are some creep watching children from afar.
Like how else do you expect younger people to know about trivial games like this one? Magazines? Not to mention it wasn't good but it was not dogshit like Bubsy or Acrobat.
The trailer makes it look like they're using the shitty American dub so it can doubly go fuck itself.
ooooh I bet that statue is going to look like crap
the shitty American dub
That's the whole selling point of Gex??? That he's voiced by Dana Gould?
Fucking Gex secondary
Does it at least come with the first season box set of the Gex animated series?
Oh yeah its tail time
I dig the Amano art and remote pin but even the most autismo/faggot Gex fans have to feel a little ashamed to pre-order a limited edition version of three poorly-emulated PS1 games, in fact anyone could've 100%'d all three games a hundred times over in the time it's taken for this dogshit to plop out
that tuxedo poster MUST go on my wall
Inflatable Gex Doll
Ready to be gexually assaulted
Who? UK was dubbed by Cat from Red Dwarf then Leslie Phillips.
would they really put a disc in the box for pc? that would be rad and i'd buy it
furaffinity users deserve the electric chair
Nah fuck you, Aero the Acrobat 2 was actually good.
Good thing I'm an inkbunny chad.
Can we get Nomura to draw Gex too
Limited Run Games
thats a lot of junk.
I wonder if zoomers would even get any of the references
It's just emulation of the PS1 version instead of an actual port with increased draw distance and the PS1 and N64 exclusive levels together in one package
There were unironically some excellent artists on furaffinity, who when they were not doing the most disgusting art known to man (wolf gay man raping dragons with huge dicks, I mean two of them), were actually, you know, good artists.
It's weird how furaffinity attracted so many talents, and how good they could be when they weren't drawing JM level stuff, and how degenerate they could be when they were doing their best JM impression.
i want a footjob from gex
I'm laugh-crying at this. Not because it's bad. It fucking rules. But it's the fact that he put more love and effort into motherfucking Gex than he does for FF nowadays. Brutal.
Clay Martin Croker of all people (the guy who did all the animation for Aqua Teen, Space Ghost, Brak Show, etc) had a furaffinity account shortly before his death.
furaffinity.net
Always useless shit like cards and pins no one cares about in these things.
Its hard to say whats weirder. The doll or the Amano art.
as someone with an inflatable fetish, i am overjoyed to learn about this
gex inflation is canon
LRG
I like Gex, I want that Gex statue seperately, but dropping $200 for some poor man's emulator with special art sounds like financial suicide
JM?
Why the fuck is Amano doing art for Gex of all things???
Gex is a Square Enix property, and going to be a party member in Kingdom Hearts 4
what the fuck this is the first im hearing of this
No ome has that much nostalgianfor Gex lmao
Limited Run
Gex is one of his favorite PS1 games and is the reason why S-E held onto the IP even after selling everything else off.
That's rad.
An artist known by both his technical expertise (he's really good) and the fact that he's now still living in a Chinese prison. Basically, if you think the most degenerate art possible, then there is a level superior, and it's jm. Pretty fucking good shading tho. He really shouldn't be in a Chinese prison.
hardly call that an account. theres like 12 images total and none of it could really be called furry art. I want to see what he wasnt uploading
If you like Gex that much, just buy the digital release without the merch. It'll show them there's demand for more Gex.
I give a shit about Gex because I think he's cool and funny. And I want to fuck him.
The crossover is unironically autism. An easy minimum 90% of all furries I’ve met have varying degrees of spergism. They hyperfocused on getting good at art alongside being infatuated with animal dicks and merged the two interests. See also the furry gamedevs putting out genuine SOVL tier shit. If they weren’t all degenerate pervs underneath they could accomplish some real shit.
Gex is more on-model here than the characters in most of his Final Fantasy illustrations.
Also, I don't think you need any irony to think this is great
What's up with all the fake nostalgia lately?
The weird kid on my street had Gex: Enter the Gecko
This is equal parts amazing and wtf inducing
w-what the fuck...
Can I just get the 7" Gex without all the other garbage?
We live in an era poisoned by irony.
lmao isn't it so ironic and funny that we did a rerelease of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?
lmao isn't it so ironic and funny that we brought Bubsy back?
lmao isn't it so ironic and funny how we put a lot of time and money into a Gex collection?
a lot of time and money into a Gex collection
a free emulator duct taped to some roms and some merch that likely cost a quarter of what's being charged for it
Oh my...
i want to fuck that bunny
the Plumbers Don't Wear Ties remaster was based thoughever
They commissioned fucking Yoshitaka Amano to do Gex art for them. Do not be mistaken, they put down some money for this thing.
a free emulator
What if I told you that it's a proprietary, in-house emulator they developed for the purposes of this rerelease and each game was reverse engineered to add in enhancements
HAVE GEX
The actual problem is making anything and everything into a product to sell
How so?
I was about to post that there is enough curiosity surrounding FMV games that a game of the type would had been positively received on Steam in 2010 (but largely ignored now since you are competing with 100 new indies games every other week) so I understand why someone would check it out of cursioristy.
Was anything added?
As for Bubsy, it was always mean to be an IP it's just that the games had a very tight budget plus making 3D games at the time was pretty rough.
There is nothing ironic about Gex, it's just an odd choice like The Samurai Pizza Cats game. It's nostalgia bait but I get it, when is the last time an original indie IP managed to rival Undertale?
invent some of Japan's most enduring anime characters
become the face of the "Golden Age" of Final Fantasy games
spends the rest of his days holding art expos and effectively drawing shitposts for games like Cuphead and Gex
Amano won at life.
What if I told you that it's a proprietary, in-house emulator they developed for the purposes of this rerelease and each game was reverse engineered to add in enhancements
I'd tell you if Sony who already has an inhouse emulator couldn't be fucked with putting it on their Playstation classic I'm not at all going to believe LRG developed their own.
The YouTuber Modern Vintage Gamer was hired by them for the purposes of making the Carbon Engine for their remasters and all the emulators that are used with it.
I didn't really expect LRG to put in that kind of effort. Though if all they're doing is emulating this shit, then it should give us both PS1 and N64 versions for the obvious exclusive levels.
Where is the air hole
It's very important information that I need to know before I purchase
Haha
You mean the one that fully admits it's mostly a frontend for existing free emulators and not really an emulator in and of itself.
he also did work for Cuphead
WHAT THE FUGGY WAGGLES
mostly a frontend for existing free emulators
mostly
I want you to consider this word choice and ask if it disproves anything I am saying
soul
They commissioned fucking Yoshitaka Amano to do Gex art for them
square enix owns gex so it's just an employee doing art for his boss
"Inflatable me? Sounds like a Saturday at Dobson's!"
people actually waste money on this scam?
In the fact that a modification to beetle-PSX would make it not LITERALLY the same thing as mednafen's emulator, but to anyone not hung up on the technicalities of said things.
Amano's a freelancer, he isn't employed to Square Enix.
I doubt it, we'll never have anything good in Kingdom Hearts.
It has some interviews and documentary content with AVGN, the lead actress, and remaster team. You unlock these bonus features by exploring a 3D maze.
The original FMVs were just stills of VHS recorded footage, meaning they were pretty low quality digital images with no higher quality masters to use. So it was remastered by cutting the images up, running the pieces through separate AI models trained on the actors' modeling portfolios + family vacation photo albums, and then re-composited to get images that look like high quality scans of 90s photographs.
It's more effort than you'd expect for an AI upscale of a game that's only known for being weird cheap crap.
people better get the gex doll and put some femboy gear on it, for the memes
This site and (subsequently) SA was the partial reason irony is poisoning daily life, don't act like 90% of the memes invented here and there were made behind a facade of irony, you made your bed now lay in it.
when I think of gex nostalgia I think heavy contrast 90s cgi, not japanese brush stroke painting. the kungfu poster is the only thing there that really fits.
I always remembered gex for having intriguingly heavy atmosphere for a platformer, the obvious example is slashtv but the kungfu stages also had that certain iconic psx quality to them.
Hey Amano, can you draw this final boss for a decade-long story arc that we designed with specifically you in mind?
Ehhh...
Hey Amano, can you draw something for our funny little cartoon game? You're good with colorful critters, right?
Ehhh...
Hey Amano, could you um...uh...draw Gex?
SIR YES SIR!!!
Reminder: Gex has Squenix by the balls for some unknowable reason
They just like Gex.
You might have this backwards.
It might be that nobody was interested in buying Gex, whereas Tomb Raider is a hot multi generational IP.
I don't believe that. People would be clamoring to buy the Gex IP.
Limited jew games
It will ship 12 months late and covered in turbo giga asbestos from the cheapest chinese factory on earth
This would have been ideal, I want decomps of the 3D games specifically so that you can either add the exclusive levels from each version in one game and even a map or level editor.
Well I'm a zoomer and I know about him from playing the N64 game as a kid
Lickin my way to the top
to be fair without SA modern internet culture wouldn't exist at all
What if I told you that it's a proprietary, in-house emulator they developed
And they still stole code for Tomba from PSXC-Rearmed
SLIP OF THE TONGUE BABY
I think Rez is really what ties this image together, Amano put his whole fucking ass into drawing that guy.
Goofy mascot platformer about a gecko who watches TV and makes crude jokes
Main villain is fucking horrifying
What happened here?
Do people think the first Gex game is good? I played it a bit as a kid well after playing 2 and 3, and trying to go back to it as an adult is kind of a slog. I can never get very far before I put the game down. Meanwhile I can 100% Gex 2 and 3 in a few days and have fun doing it the whole way through (except the Greek level in 3 because FUCK that level)
I really don't put Gex in the same line as Bubsy, his games actually do have some merit to them and he's a bit more beyond the memes.
I've never really played the first. Only the second and third, mostly the 2nd.
Bubsy 1 is unironically decent. I've never played 2 but it can't be much worse.
If Gex had a modern day game, would you want it to be a 3D platformer still, return to 2D platforming, or change into an entirely different genre? And what shows and movies would you want parodied?
For me, I really think Gex would fit the Conker style of chapters well, it would allow them to actually parody things more beyond locales and enemy appearances. And I want Gex of Thrones ending parody.
I actually really like Gex 1. It does really fun things with the wall crawling and teleporters that no other 2D platformer has done. But, take that fondness with a grain of salt, because I haven't played any of the games in years, and I don't have a Windows 98 PC to play my copy of Gex 1 on anymore. And most of my recollection of 2 and 3 is of the first couple levels before it started getting too complicated for my tiny disabled child hands to press all the buttons exactly the right way.
Think they'll make the same joke for a third time this year with pic related?
Or are they scared of backlash because Doug doesn't want fags to marry.
What the fuck was that thing anyway. As a baby and toddler growing up, I had no idea why that goofy thing chased a funny looking lizard or why it did that every time my brother played the game. Later on it still freaked me out trying to play this game, but it was too hard for me as a little kid.
It's worth playing the first Gex game to at least see where he started out from. You should play through the first warp room at the very least. If anything, the first Gex has the best OST of all of them. Absolute back to back bangers.
youtube.com
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Have gex
Whoops, last link got eated
Anime Channel alone clear Gex 1's entire OST
youtube.com
Okay, yeah, I kneel
hell yeah
Reminder to read Gex 1's manual for critical lore.
You could either do a PS2 style 3D platformer with a lot more plot integration and more cutscenes instead of the disconnected quips playing at random, and that would probably work well.
Or you could go with a cartoony 2D platformer that revisits the original mechanics while directly implementing the things that helped the FlippinDingDong video finally make the character click for so many people.
A lot of Gex's biggest problems came from the need ot be economical with their audiovisual assets. You had to make a lot of quips that didn't relate to anything specific so they could be used multiple times, and you had to make tilesets, textures and models that were themed around genres rather than specific movies or shows because those assets needed to be spread across multiple levels. A modern game wouldn't have those restrictions at all.
whimsical platformer about a silly, slightly foul mouthed Gecko obsessed with TV
give him one of the most tragic and depressing backstories possible
What did Crystal Dynamics mean by this?
I will play Gex as soon as I can find a 3DO for sale
Cybernetic monster that claims to be lord of the TV dimension most of Gex takes place in, one of the games says his backstory is he fell into a pit of machinery while trying to steal TV cable and it spiraled from there, claims to be Gex's father as a Star Wars joke
also isn't he implied to be Gex's father that died who's death is the reason for why Gex did nothing but watch TV all day?
I love the part in New Toonland that goes "Bwoo woo wa woo woo woo"
a game centered around making fun of the ongoing reboot/requel & cinematic universe fad that also pokes fun at itself for itself being that.
I like the guy who says "Oooo" after the gargling noises
What if I told you that it's a proprietary, in-house emulator they developed for the purposes of this rerelease and each game was reverse engineered to add in enhancements
It's none of this; it's already known for a while that a LRG-proprietary PSX emulation engine (Carbon) was used for this trilogy, the same one already adopted for last year's Tomba!/Tombi! rerelease of theirs.
Gex...had a hard life.
What did they mean by this?
NASA murdered his dad
Square Enix
Wat?
i just read it. what the fuck?! for a mascot platformer, they really went harder with the backstory than they needed to.
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?
For Maximum Shitposting points, they should send a free ultimate edition to scott the woz.
Mysteriously Square Enix didn't sell off Gex when they sold off Crystal Dynamics to Embracer a few years ago
wasn't a new game being made but for a console nobody gave a shit about? also an animated show that is probably dead after the Twitter account said they liked hermaphrodites?
That's bullshit but I believe it.
One week later, a moving van pulled up in front of the family's new ranch-style home in Encino, California, surrounded by white picket fences and white supremacists.
Did Joseph Heller fucking write this? It's like if Good As Gold was written by an actual gecko.
CAT OR SIMPSONS WRITER?
What kind of jokes would he make if they released Gex 4?
THIS
IS
SPARTA
For anyone who wants to read the manual for themselves
common thinking suggests he'd dig at streaming television, 2010s era stuff, and the death of television more than anything else obligatory youtube poop or gmod animation reference
gex would actually be kinda hard these days since part of the appeal was how recent his TV knowledge was in the grand scheme of things, austin powers was pretty recent when GECKO CHOP BABY YEHHHH was written. between a dearth of actually decent television everybody knows about and television's own irrelevancy he's cursed to joke more about internet memes and streaming
however consider: lowtiergod gex costume
LOLA
L-O-L-A LOLA
My hope is that he would only make dated jokes that do not go past the early 2000s. The series is dated, the genre is dated, Gex himself is dated. Make that the entire joke. That's the only way it would work.
Can't make that kinda joke these days what with all the tranny coddling.
No British dub, no buy. I'm not listening to the shitty American dub.
i don't remember gex being particularly edgy anyways
Kanye just released a song called "Heil Hitler" where the phrase "Nigger, heil hitler" gets used at least 30 times. I'm sure you could easily get away with a Lola joke, especially since everyone loves that song.
Make it a straight up sequel. He's been stuck in the Media Dimension the whole time and has absorbed absolutely no new pop culture, so he's still making references that even 90's kids didn't understand.
gex would be more likely to reference lamar calling drake a pedophile imo
Does Lola get played on the radio these days?
Honest question, because my assumption is it's soft blacklisted from being played out of fear of stirring the pot. I don't think I've ever heard it play at work where they play the classic rock station.
It's played on classic rock stations, which are the only radio station most people listen to anymore since zoomers and millennials just stream music to their car from the phone.
They were making a game for the amico which unsurprisingly went nowhere.
My local classic rock station plays it all the fucking time. 102.5 WDVE in Pittsburgh, by the way.
I honest to god ordered river city girls in February 2022 and it finally shipped to me in September 2023. It literally took them a year and a half. I just checked my email to confirm the dates too. I'll never buy a game with their name on it ever again. Plus they did some tranny shit or something too
I heard it a couple days ago the the Sirius xm classic rock station
never knew there was like 100 of these games. always thought it was one obscure n64 game
It's three obscure Playstation games, two of which are obscure N64 games with exclusive stuff
There are enough movies and media from that century that they could multiple Gex games and never touch anything from after 2000.
Also Gex was one of the few series to do an anime spoof before it was cool to do so.
There are three, and one prototype for another PS1 game that's literally just a proof of concept. There are two N64 ports with content that's not in the PS1 versions. So there's maybe four and a half games worth of Gex content out there in total, charitably speaking.
The same thing all avid TV watchers do nowadays, complain about enshitiffication of TV and the streaming services
At least you didn't compare it to Catch-22.
only the sequels had a bong dub
Easter egg of a couple (probably the devs themselves) cosplaying as Speed Racer characters in 3
no one knows if its even accessible or how to see it legit its just in the game's files that can be spawned using cheat devices
Yeah some weebs on the dev team for sure
does brit gex still make dated references?
cosplaying
We used to call those "Halloween costumes," son.
Holy shit, how have I never seen this brought up before? It's not a wacky mascot platformer anymore.
It always cracks me up when some limited special edition includes the exact same "trading cards" with every single one. They're not trading cards if you have the entire set by default lmfao.
"A.D. Condo's science fiction comic strip character Mr. Skygack, from Mars (a Martian ethnographer who comically misunderstands many Earthly affairs) is arguably the first fictional character that people emulated by wearing costumes, as in 1908 Mr. and Mrs. William Fell of Cincinnati, Ohio, are reported to have attended a masquerade at a skating rink wearing Mr. Skygack and Miss Dillpickles costumes. Later, in 1910, an unnamed woman won first prize at masquerade ball in Tacoma, Washington, wearing another Skygack costume.
The first people to wear costumes to attend a convention were science fiction fans Forrest J Ackerman and Myrtle R. Douglas, known in fandom as Morojo. They attended the 1939 1st World Science Fiction Convention (Nycon or 1st Worldcon) in the Caravan Hall, New York, US dressed in "futuristicostumes", including green cape and breeches, based on the pulp magazine artwork of Frank R. Paul and the 1936 film Things to Come, designed and created by Douglas."
in other words, youre wrong.
Gex with Sex
I gave it away to some gypsies early in the morning
What the fuck, how did people get away with writing that back then?
The Amico was already going nowhere but now Tommy Tallarico has also disappeared after the hbomberguy video
Me own son, a fookin tiktoker watcher
I really liked this piece, though, she looks so sad and the background is cool with the abstract planets :(
now the dawntrail art was a bit bad looking
This is nice if you want to draw gex head
CHICKEN JOCKEY
this is "aspiring tattoo artist teenager" levels of dogshit lmao
I'd could definitely see some retard bringing in a photo like this as his reference on one of those tattoo competition tv shows from the mid 2000's lol
ink master level shit lmao
I'll buy the soundtrack when it ends up on ebay. Everything else is cancer.
That's what makes it cool.
did you know that gex was playable character on xbox launch title called mad dash racing?
No, but God damn that model
he cute
i did not know either. funnily enough just found out about it when i saw that same model you posted
That's not Gex. It's Geoff, his understudy. The poor boy has the passion for it, but none of the rough charm of his mentor.
Don't drink tap water at jerry garcia's
I knew I shouldn't have hired Margaret Cho as my landscaper
Say Gex.
who the fuck is out here begging to play the original gex
Pure fucking kino.
Note to self: never drink the milk at Blizzard HQ
Thanks for letting us know
I really fucking like that gex statue but holy fuck if I'm gonna pay 200 dollars for something like that.
Attacking an enemy.
Now THAT'S how you cancel someone.
SPEEN
WHIP IT GOOD
WORLD STAR
[Apology video voice]: I'd like to... apologize for my recent behavior.
Attacking a power up TV.
[After the TV is a smoldering heap]: Ahh, my 5090 seems to be working perfectly.
Congratulation. Your PC is now running Windows 11.
Eats fly health/powerup.
I VILL eat ze bugz.
Just need roach milk to wash it down.
Tags: Gecko, Invertebrate, vore...
Tastes better than that Subway sandwich I had once.
[Shitty Yoshi impression]: MLEM.
*GASP* BASEDPOG!
Stands at a high point in the level.
WOW, it really IS flat.
Oh look, a plain. It saaaays 7...4...9 on the side, uh oh.
Gex here, and I'm skydiving for Redbull.
Oh hey, I can see Elon's car from here.
Takes damage.
LIFE IS PAIN.
Ahh, I see someone is grumping this playthrough.
[Sassy voice]: Someone skipped the tutoooorrrriiiiaaaallll.
ARE YOU WRITING A VIDEOGAME ARTICLE?!
Don't worry, it'll grow back, (I think).
Swimming.
I hope I don't implode down here.
[David Attenborough voice]: This gecko has adapted to the crushing darkness of the deep ocean.
Is that a pineapple?
Not the wettest I've been portrayed in media, *shivers*, uhg.
Tags: Gecko, Invertebrate, vore...
My sides, anon.
They got fucking Amano to draw Gex?
While it's not the laziest thing he's ever done for me it gets worse the longer you look at it. The ring behind her getting turned into a hula hoop is the most absurd thing about it. You bring up the DT art and yeah that's pretty bad, but remember THIS?
Love these.
Eats fly health/powerup.
>I VILL eat ze bugz.
Gex was cool when you were a kid and was too young to understand all the boomer pop culture references, but it just doesn't work nowadays.
I mean he outright says it at the end of Gex 2.
Amano's an artistic shitposter who will take on just about any job if it's cool or funny. He even did some pieces for Disney's Beauty and the Beast that's on display in one of their cruise ships.
I always confuse Dana Gould with Richard Jeni.
First Gex game is kinda bad.
Is this like a Morbius thing where all the memes about Gex made somebody think there was a huge ravenous fanbase that was going to spend hundreds of dollars on fucking Gex? NEETs on the internet are fucking apoplectic about $80 Mario and that's fucking Mario.
limited run games
no fucking thanks
people wearing costumes at convention since 39's means everyone called Halloween costumes cosplays since then
Really stellar argument.
You're acting like your opinion about how funny he is or isn't is objective
This is all in your head, I'm sorry you feel strongly for me expressing an opinion about an artist that caters to your fetish, but I'm not sorry for having it. You writing up a storm also doesn't help the left allegations.
nice ban btw fag.
It's not that you expressed the opinion. It's that you immediately got defensive over someone not putting as much weight on the same criteria as you do. That was uncalled for.
I did it, the world's maybe smallest blue gecko. Inspired by the bideo game gex.
I'd like to tahnk you all for your support. Without you this wouldn't have been possible
I'm sure you could go smaller.
tail time edition
That sounds like the time when R. Kelly got a job as a babysitter
Perhaps 35% smaller is doable, but it is unique art piece painstakingly crafted via the sorcery of downloading model from internet and trying to figure out how to pose it better suited for such application, so it is already the biggest and smallest example existing. there's no need to go smaller orbigger.
I wouldn't even be opposed to this.
Nonsense, I'm sure you could deposit individual organic molecules on a layer of gold in the same shape to make him as small as physically possible.
that's rad as hell
I enjoyed the gex games on ps1 when I was a kid but I feel no nostalgia for it
Sounds plausible, but also out of my area of expertise. Mikght need to contact cern scientist if the can make smallest small gex possible with their blackhole machine
Running mods in game.
I know your search history.
[Pantomimes cigarette drag]: I can be whatever you want baby.
Well THAT wasn't rated by the ESRB.
This game is rated G for GOONER.
I don't remember THIS the development phase.
[Ricky Ricardo voice]: MODDERS, YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO.
It gets bigger when you pull on the slider.
This player eats way to much monosodium glutamate.
this is like when I had tacos at james earl jones' house
I see the vision, but I think it's more likely they'd just put a cheat code that puts censor mosaics over Gex and the enemies that triggers this dialogue. Minus the gooner line.
A modern game wouldn't have those restrictions at all.
They'd have a restricting suit at the top instead. So the end result is the same, except that even more content and quality is getting cut.
Rayman Legends could manage it under Ubisoft at their peak. I think Squeenix would give Gex a fair shake. It seems like they're really big on FlippinDingDong. Maybe he'd be involved.
Maybe there's just censored hentai mosaic enemies in the obligatory anime level.
bnuuy gex...
I'm guessing it was a scrapped alternative protag character design in the concepting stage, and someone who liked it made an Easter egg about it. Maybe the game was about a washed up bugs bunny style cartoon rabbit at some point.
Nice statue tho
The same jokes but even more obscure, to the point no one but a career television archivist can get them.
Obviously it's about a cut costume of Gex dressed as a Playboy Bunny as a "joke."
SOVL OVERLOAD
Idling.
Reading my wiki? WHICH ONE!?
Spam kappa.
Tab in and stop touching yourself.
I'm sure everyone will take your Steam review VERY seriously.
Hours Played: [Reads from Steam time]. Hours idling: [Reads from internal clock that records non-movement].
Earning an achievement.
Mmm, my favorite snack. Just wish it didn't leave cheese on my fingers.
I'm sure all of your Steam friends are impressed.
The envy of your discord channel.
The envy of your neighborho... Oh wait, you don't go outside.
Gabe Newell will arrive shortly to hand you your plaque.
Say Gex?
Should someone draw that?
A whole lot of it. In a wide range of situations, preferably.
Sex
Gex finally makes it out of the media dimension, only to fall from surfing the TV channels into surfing around twitch channels. He is out of his element, outdated and doesn't understand any of it.
The new villain is a channel host that has him trapped and tries to monetize his bumbling about while learning the twitch meta.
You gotta say Gex
Say Gex?
You have to say Gex
Say Gex!
Why is Gex's tail so fat in this picture?
it's a troon version of Gex, not a femboy. All the other images of this version have the gross cottage cheese hormone gynecomastia tits.
May we see it?
It's a design created by an artist called Creature SP.
Tail Time
Let's fill this game aimed at kids in the 90s with baby boomer references, they'll eat it up!
They fired an employee because she said something nice about Hogwarts Legacy, and thus was indirectly saying something nice about JK Rowling, which I guess was indirection saying that all trannies need to be ground up for cattle feed, I guess.
Long story short, Limited Run will never see a red cent of my money just for being a bunch of knee jerk who got caught up in woke hysteria, let alone their. A friend of mine got their Streets of Rage 4 thing that looks like a Genesis box, and it's neat and all, but nowhere near worth the price they were asking.
hopefully it's not US voiceover
Gex is canonically Hawaiian and spent most of his youth in California growing up on American pop culture. Why would he have a British dialect of any kind?
it's like a baby oil party at P Diddy's house!
cause it's a spy parody and american's can not be suave.
The first game wasn't.
Utterly MID 3D platformer nobody cared about
Gets a modern remaster or rerelease
Why is this a thing?
Holy shit I’m gonna have a backlog a mile long
The first Gex is fucking awesome just so all you kids know, the rest are kinda dogshit, but the first is really really good
Gex 1 was the only good game on 3DO, Gex 2 did some cool things, and Gex 3 was more than competent as a 3D platformer. You have to consider what it was competing against at the time. It was leaps and bounds above shit like Croc and Glover.
This. First game had great music and graphics for the time. Sequels were basically just Rayman 3D games with pop culture jokes which is nice
Croc and Glover got rereleases before Gex did though :^)