I can fix her.
I can fix her
a depressive bpd gf sounds fun until you have one
can you fix your axewound, OP?
saruei SEXO
Ermmmm how??
This omelette du fromage bitch really overdoing it with chromatic aberration
trying to explain why drinking battery acid is bad to a man dying of thirst
I'm not a footfag
but
Stop looking at her feet.
She needs to do some Expedition 33 cosplays, enough with the mihomo stuff
So this character's from a game, right? What's the gameplay like?
it's a visual novel
But anon can you fix yourself first though?
I don't need fixing. I am perfect.
Bring me Joshua 3inch Ulmer
I wish i can
Are you going to keep making threads until you run out of her cosplays? Because you can just post and talk about them in wvp
This. You incels are all in lala land.
Had the le femcel Anon Babble gamer gf. She was even older than me for that vibe some of you chase.
There's a reason they're femcels.
My normie gf was 100x better.
slenderman
frog feet on my face while I thrust into her
Frog feet lightly whipped with a length of bungee cord
I can make him worse says girl who is several times worse than said person
The correct term is
She can break me
For me, it's flogging with a length of rubber hose.
I like that she's broken
soulmates
with tickling
i can help fix herself
This. I have some insane shit happen while dating a few bpd girls in college that legit sometimes make me wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night years later. Might sound gay but they'll actually seriously fucked with your head. I sometimes think about changing my name and moving country just so that I would completely disapear from their radar.
You sound gay
the sex isn't worth it bros
i haven't seen her in 10 years and i still hate her for what she did
dear sir/madam
i got some bad news from the va yesterday
If we break up I might tell people you raped me
Yeah might be super gay to be concerned about that
You can break her
kinda want to learn french now
I can make her worse
It's all fun and games till she eats your sister (as take) out
Being freaked out over an unrealized threat years after the fact is pretty gay, yeah.
t. her brother
I can fix her mom
chomps on lil sis
you take a bite out of her
All part of the great circle of life desu.
white women with no tattoos in the current year
Shopped.
fixes Ashley
by beating her
What did the femoid making this game mean by this?
Do you think the dumb bitch reflected on how ruined her body is when she uploaded this? Who am I kidding.
women
self reflecting
please post more saruei i am madly in love with french girls, pic unrelated
An Irish kiss a day keeps the alimony payments away
that's saru
wtf I want to sub to her fansly now???
literally nobody will tell you, the people who post in these thread have literally never played it
can't laser them off without it looking like a mudslime just gave you an alkaline shower
lmao
that's the danger of it, you fucking moron. she's got up to 5 years (in the US) to destroy your life with a threat like that, and a lifetime to make it public and get you fired/canceled IRL. Additionally, these types don't just "let" you leave, unless they feel like they've gotten even or ahead.
I had an "I can fix her" moment in my early 20s but she ended up breaking me. we haven't spoken in many years but I still think about her nearly every day, and I still have dreams about driving to her house and picking her up like I used to.
anon don't behave like a bitter virgin
Better than no gf. Die screaming, sexhaver.
Extremely unstable girl that has a history of malicious and erratic behavour who can potentially destroy you on a whim (and has tried to fuck with you before)
Why you so concerned, she hasn't done anything about this paticular thing yet
Bro you are in shark invested waters, you see a fin and go 'its probably a dolphin coming to save me'
No he's right, having tattoos makes you look trashy.
there are two types of men in this world
those who do not want this
those who don't yet understand why they do not want this
buy an ad
Do you think the dumb bitch reflected on how ruined her body is when she uploaded this? Who am I kidding.
I think the millionare that gets constant positive affirmation and could probably get one of her fans to kill you for the chance to sniff one of her socks is probably not even considering it, no.
inb4 tat internet defense force
that constant positive affirmation is all simps online. I imagine her personal life is quite shallow
there's no chance that having a bpd gf is worse than not having a gf
t. no gf haver
What a lack of cause does to a motherfucker
she dont need no fixing
When a sexGOD speaks, LISTEN and LEARN, virgy.
I think I remember reading her complaining that none of the dudes in her apex chad harem were into her feet.
I wish I could become biofuel for the sex having gods.
It's better to be single than to be with that shit. BPD gf makes your quality of life 10x worse.
t. serial monogamist monkey-brancher
Your parents could fix you?, no.
Same logic here.
Also the next episode probably wouldn't be as popular as the current one, since all the wishes of the sister fuckers who play this shit have been fulfilled in the current episode.
A sad ending for both of the characters by the way.
Yeah bpd girls will fuck you up but I guess if they’re catatonic virgins it might be better that they get a gf of some kind
why does the french language get me so erect
has anyone figured out what use is the engagement ring that you pick up?
Are we about to have another Saruei doxxing thread?
having a gf would improve my life by 100x though so i'm net positive
t. sexless mathematician
about to? Its already happened
average human energy enjoyer
(Neither will have this)
If you are "le logical" math nerd, I imagine having a bpd emotional bitch witch for gf is even worse for you.
actually autistic spergs and bpdemons are the perfect match, spergs are incapable of finding any other woman that will fuck them and they are highly resistant to bpdemonic trickery due to their lack of social skills and human understanding (the main thing a bpdemon uses against you)
at that point all she's left with is physical harm but spergs will put up with that no problem so it works out
Didn't kingcobrajfs have a terrible experience with a BPDemon?
her
she has a two footer pal
yea, but i mean if he of all people can get a gf, rotten teeth n all, then surely the average r9ktard can as well
Anisa jomha (a BPDemon) and her husband idubz (an actual autistic sperg) are a great example of this. He is now a hollowed out husk, no longer able to be called human. She will consume his soul until he kills himself.
hot in cosplay
hot out of cosplay
good at art
French
somehow still single
yeah somethings gotta give, I like Saru but you cant be perfect
somehow still single
You don't seriously believe this, right?
Do you think japanese idols remain single throughout their career too?
The french slut or the character she is cosplaying?
This isn't bullshit. I genuinely thought people this crazy weren't among normal folks. I thought 100% of them were in a straight jacket in an asylum somewhere. The knowledge that they're not disturbs me on a fundamental level and I feel like I learned it too late in life. Had a bpd lose me half my social group and take weeks to have a good portion of the other half come around after hearing my side of things on top of doing dumb shit like showing up to my job, and just playing with my emotions like a yo-yo.
I disagree here though the best sex you ever had doesn't measure up to a bpd girl who is in one of their days long mood swings and at the point where she's worshipping you like god. The suffering aspect of it sucked, but I also wouldn't have known that sex could be THAT good and any woman that puts you down for having "pornstar standards" is dead wrong. That shit is attainable by normal men.
Millionaire
Lol. She's a bottom tier streamer
Constant affirmation
Even her viewers shit on her in the comments, because they know she's a delusional cunt
Single women pretty much don't exist, especially ones hotter than 4/10. Chris-Chan was unironically right about this, somehow.
You can tell because of the number of healthy-looking or attractive guys with hamplanet gfs you see in public. Normally, couples are looksmatched--such an extreme discrepancy means women are almost certainly the limiting reactant here.
somehow still single
It's because she spends her time entirely online and lives in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in the rural corners of france
theres nothing to fix
Those would only be impediments for a man looking for a girlfriend. If you're a woman, the boyfriends find you with near-absolute certainty.
She's absolutely single. And for good reason.
She is a massive insufferable cunt. Like, she can't go 5 minutes without saying something cuntish.
She also has ridiculous and impossible standards for men, let's see
You need to be a nerd painting Warhammer in your basement all day
But you also need to be a shredded gym rat who can pick her up with one arm
She doesn't care about your money
But she wants to live in a mansion.
You also need to be 1,85 meter tall, minimum.
you also have to look like a "daddy", whatever that means
There's nothing to fix
So she wants henry cavill, pretty much. Yeah that's woman standards in a nutshell