In the year of our lord 2025 this game is considered good

Lmao people glaze the most basic shit nowadays

seethe

glaze? the fuck does that mean?

You didn't play it thoughbeit

not on the switch btw

Yeah I didn't really like it either. It's not a bad game. It's just not very good. It goes from this chill RPG experience to kaizo dark souls insane test of patience out of fucking nowhere and will, then abruptly ends. Like they got so far in development and didn't know where to stop. I ended up breaking my keyboard and having to buy another one. I don't get why people enjoy tests of frustration. It's simply not very fun for me.

E33 would've been considered a random no-name JRPG if it was released in 2001 with 2001 graphics honestly.

niggas would be calling it a mario and luigi superstar saga knockoff

I argue that if it came out with actual JRPG aesthetic, it would be written off and forgotten by the general public after two weeks or so.

Basically. It's just not woke. That's how low the bar is. A game doesn't have to be good, it just has to not have a shit forced woke subplot for people to lap up slop.

not woke

uses European culture and puts blacks in it

All endings are bad

We just make you feel especially like a cunt if you choose the other

How very French

better than all the shitty menu simulators.

Conversations don’t feel natural. Unironically kyaaaaaaa hentai has more soul than this.

I don't care if a game is hard. I enjoyed cuphead. This game has no buildup. It goes from baby's first rpg to insane rage bait. Fuck off.

You weren't born yet.

You sound mad

stick to marvel

My woke meter is on the tolerent side so i dont equate that as woke, also fuck Indians, hope them and Pakistan nuke themselves out of existence.

It would be a GOTY contender in any year. In fact if this game had come out 10 or 15 years ago it would have saved the FF franchise and put an early end to the era of unfocused, grindy, filler-padded JRPG slop that we have been served since like DQ8.

This looks atrocious holy hell

I ended up breaking my keyboard

Well that sounds like a (You) issue doesn't it?

Except that's all this game is. 22 hours and you "beat" it. 60 hours to 100% it. More than half the game is filler bullshit fetch quests.

Didn't happen

Go to sleep Alicia

You're correct. I'll be speaking out about this horseshit "game" and anything else from this company will go ignored by me.

It did whether you like it or not. Not everyone likes surprise rage bait. If a game is suppose to be hard, make it hard from the start. Don't make a game nice and easy, then BAM make it impossible.

My 22 inch dick inside your mom

Shit is so basic it outsold every other jrpg by double and is going to win GOTY handedly.

Yes, this is a focused experience. You can't beat persona or SMT in 22 hours.

More than half the game is filler bullshit fetch quests.

No, optional areas filled with high level enemies and super-bosses are not "fetch quests".

My mom has been dead for a couple of years. Good luck with that.

Generational.

didn't ask

Post broken keyboard and receipt of new keyboard in the next 10 seconds

you clearly didn't play it. For a AA game the quality of its endgame content is worthy of praise. There's like 3 very quick fetch quests throughout the whole game, which all lead to good rewards. The rest is soulful dugeons and/or cool boss fights, including superbosses

Idk man, miss me with that homosexual bullshit. Just because an item is hard to acquire because it's bosslocked, doesn't make it not a fetch quest. I'm done with this shit. It's just not for me.

Play your Marvel Rivals while having your five Twitch streams open and keep your gaming opinions to yourself yeah?

Maelle ending makes perfect sense. Verso's reasonings are contrived and forced drama.

You can ignore the real time mechanics for the main content on normal mode, you just need to build your characters around that.

I already threw the other one into the garbage after smashing it down my stairs, stomping on it, and snapping the bottom in half. I haven't raged that hard at a game in a long time.

Bait

It's a perfectly servicable game with a good soundtrack, decent writing, fun gameplay and it looks pretty.
Act III was a little weak all things considered but it's still a 7/10 game.

You didn't play it.

buys a new keyboard and larps that he's enough if a monkey to break it over a game.

Didn't happen.

I'll break my foot off into your ass.

Sounds like you're another zoomer who is bad at videogames.

Won't happen. Keep larping

It did lol. I'm not larping. I really did rage out that hard. I will never buy another game from this company as long as I live. It takes a lot to piss me off. This game hit every goddamn nerve. My sister thought something happened to me. Bro the game is shit. Sorry but it is. It's not woke. It has good music and good art. But the end totally ruined the entire experience for me.

Why do people act like everything is Japanese and they invented everything when they copied western culture first has the western game developers become that bad and tasteless that being over dramatic and all these other themes are now called Japanese lol

And then you fucked your sister and your dad clapped.

I'm bad at surprise kaizo dark souls after 20 hours of chill relaxing level building.

No, after the Expedition makes landfall he dies in about 30 seconds.

true story

Ew, no. Why are you like this? My sister is fat and ugly with 2 kids. Not everyone likes your shitty little rage bait """"game"""".

the most basic shit

Is the best thing ever when you've only been fed absolute shit for over a decade.

How many times have you had this exact conversation already? Every thread someone calls it woke and every thread these exact same canned responses get said.

You can save him apparently. But he kind of still disappears.

When you're used to eating shit, I suppose a bologna sandwich is a kings ransom. The game is mid at best.

You're either incredibly retarded or a falseflagging leftist faggot.
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and dad your the former.

This. The game is shit by being pure rage bait at the end. But it's definitely not woke.

I'm 5 hours in and it's obviously the best game in the last 5 to 10 years. Light years better than BG3

Based dad

Just wait. Prepare your anus for abuse at the end. Kaizo dark souls mixed with cup head on nightmare levels of impossible hard. And there's no leadup to the level of insanity. It goes from this chill relaxing experience to assraping you with a spiked rusty rod with no warning whatsoever. When you get there, watch a few videos on how to kill the boss. Take your time with it.

unironically defending the fact you're a retard with no impulse control that chimped out on a game

lmao, you aren't even realizing how much that other anon played you to have you admit you're a literal nigger.

Imagine saying the game gets harder when you get triple digit lumina points by then and can stack pictos so hard, only Simon can be spared from a 1 shot.

I'm not defending anything. But the game is shit by virtue alone. Sorry kid. I don't like rage bait games.

The game becomes piss easy by act 3 the fuck are you talking about?

Lol you haven't completed it yet. Just wait.

I guess pretending the game is too hard is the new bait meta

Lol you'll see. Oh sweet summer child. I was once naive like you. This pure soul. Untouched. Still having love in my heart... You'll see.

NTA but nothing in this game is "rage inducing" hard except for Simon, and even then you can use rpg mechanics to delete him

not woke

okay then KCD2 isn't woke as well m'kay troon?

The "it's le woke" angle gets shut down pretty quickly so shitposters have had to pivot pretty hard

If you say so. Clair handed me my face over and over. I'm not the only one saying so online either. Just because you nolifed the game doesn't mean it's easy. She's just way over tuned.

You're suppose to save them kek... Holy shit roflmao....

Nobody actually thinks this game is good they just use it to push various agendas

That's all it seems. It's a mid 5/10 game. It's not a masterpiece. Any normal day, the game would be played and forgotten. It's not a bad game but it's not great. I feel like kids these days don't know what a good game feels like anymore.

It's not about nolifing the game, it's just about understanding how damage multipliers work. The ceiling for damage in this game is really stupid. I've seen people hitting for 46 billion I think.

hey just use it to push various agendas

Ohh boy we got a schizo

Anyone can safely ignore your opinion desu

Yeah there's no explanation of that leading up to the fight at the fuck all. Maybe I should replay it with a clearer head and a guide. Get all 55 achievements etc. up until the claire fight you're golden. It's actually trivial. It was nice to just play a game like that. Then to get face spiked like that just didn't feel good and to keep losing over and over and over simply wasn't fun.

Idk I naturally rolled everything from the moment I hit act 3. I went from doing 30k per turn with Verso to doing 600k which quickly turned into 4.5m with some optimization and weapon upgrades. I could get it even higher but I didn't want to outright oneshot simon.

Go ahead ignore me. I don't care. The game is rage bait made to piss you off. Difficulty spikes can be fun if you leverage them throughout a game. You don't just spring it on someone at the very fucking end with surprise mechanics you've never encountered ever in the game itself. You're expected to know how to at the very end of the game somehow multiply your damage, never having that explained ever in the entire game in any way whatsoever. That's not a good game design. That's what we call grade A bullshit. Games like this growing up were derided and rightfully ignored.

You're expected to know how to at the very end of the game somehow multiply your damage

It's just math? You read through your weapons and luminas and see which ones give increased damage and just figure out how to apply as many as possible alongside defenseless and powerful.

The only hard fights in the whole game are the optional overworld/secret area bosses.

Breaking things you own

Its not a game for children.

Holy shit an actual retard.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MULTIPLY MY DAMAGE

Equip the things that say +50% damage maybe? Upgrade weapons?

Game's easy. You're just retarded.

good lord this looks stiff in retrospect

im just glad the 4 dudes in a row genre isnt pure anime now. I cant play a persona game out of shame (too old for high school). Look outside was also a great jprg

NOOOOO ALICIA YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO YOUR MUTILATED MUTE BODY WITH A MOTHER AND SISTER THAT HATE YOU BECAUSE...BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY?!

I see blaming it on the 'tendies because it's not out on switch yet, supposedly. But it's pretty much guaranteed to eventually get there, so that looks fake as hell.
I see some sort of attempt to invent a fight between the Squeenix fanboys. I think there's like 2 dedicated retards who actually beleive that.
There was an attempt to be full on euro pride/racist against japanese/weeabo hate that didn't go anywhere.

You can see a couple of different angles tried out, say
Where the bot work is pretty visible.

For reference, a relatively organic thread

At no point in the game is that ever communicated to you. They just expect you to bigbrain it after never having you ever do it.

I naturally did it.

Because you're used to shit games that force you into that mindset.

Just figure it out.

It's never explained to do that though. Ever. Not one time. They just expect you to know to randomly tune up at the very end of the game.

I'm not expecting it to hold my hand. But for fucks sake, have a leadup with a curve. Not a 90 degree learning angle at the very pinnacle of the story. That's simply not good game design. Period. End of story. Defending it isn't going to make the game "good". I'm not a fucking mind reader and apparently the majority of streamers and gamers that played the game aren't either because
EVERYONE IS SAYING THE SAME FUCKING THINGS

bro is unc

Why does every game get their own dedicated schizo?

But the game never has you do that until the end. That's retarded piss poor design. You use the same weapon until the very end then you're supposed to know magically to equip shit, after literally never having done that ever. Not even one time.

No that's what YOU did. You clearly never read anything or bothered to engage with the game at all. Maybe stop watching Assmongo Twitch streams for 2 seconds kid?

Which boss or act did it get "insane" for you? You know you can turn the difficulty down, right?

That would be like playing Mario Brothers and not being able to beat bowser at the end unless you magically know to equip an ak47 with a grenade launcher after an entire game of platform mechanics.

The game is shit because the developers suck at communicating mechanics to the player. Period. End of story. No amount of

It's a game made for adults

Makes it anything other than rage bait.

Stick to your mobile games, kid.

Not him, but he kind of has a point. You can 1 shot everything in the game with your starting gear. You're suppose to just know to tune up, but the game itself kind of just lets you beat 90% of it without doing that. It took me a second to see what people were actually upset about. Apparently people don't open menus in games anymore? But that being said, the game doesn't communicate to you when you get anything new to equip. It just says you have it. People are assuming it's automatic. It's not. The game does nothing to communicate that you don't have it equipped. There's no actual difficulty curve until Simon at the end. Their point is valid. The game itself needs a few tweaks. Difficult curve as the story progresses to lock you into figuring it out way way before act 3 for starters.

boo fucking hoo. the "writers" (jews) got verso killed. if any one of them got over their guilt trip and slapped sense into the others, the whole premise instantly falls apart

They deserved it and the Writers didn't go far enough. It's also hinted that it was self inflicted in some way, since Alicia wanted to be a writer, and she got blamed for Verso's death

Meds