Ohnononono

good morning saar

the king of Anon Babble has spoken! huzzah! huzzah! huzzah!

i played 3 games and never finished any of them

this one that i havent finished yet is GOTY

gamers are more fucking retarded than movie critics

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *INHALE* BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

troony

But enough about Asmaamgold

I find it funny that vtubers are still better at the game than he is

night media

attempted matricide

booger wall

fake teeth

micro dick

cuck

need I go on?

Stop it. Fucking STOP IT.
Asmongold is literally the savior of Anon Babble, and I WONT let you slander him you fucking GCJtroon.
That clip is fake.

must be a shitty year

this upsets the weebs

ouch, not video games

It's finally a JRPG without:

gay anime aesthetic

cringy tropes or Japanese "humor"

juvenile writing

braindead, tedious spreadsheet combat

digimon reject pile enemies and bosses

bland, empty overworld

full of padding and bloat

It's an actual well-written, mature, grounded story with compelling characters, challenging and engaging combat, memorable bosses, and a sense of adventure. Is that so much to ask for?

He's too busy doing serious things like browsing reddit and twitter for 16 hours to finish videogames m'kay?

This ghoul doesn't have a single original thought of his own and goes with what ever his audience tells him to.

any more buzzwords you'd like to put out there, chief?

another eceleb thread

Anon Babble in shambles

he's still in chapter 1...

so its a JRPG for people that dont like JRPGs

i dont get it is there actual controversy here or just shitposting?

First eceleb thread?

Asmon has spoken. I will now play your game.

Matricide.

What happened? Quick rundown?

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his mom told him to get a real job and he really didn't like that

Engagement farming. He isnt even half-way through the game yet.

Sorry but I won't ever play expedition 33. I just won't. I don't even know why, I guess it doesn't appeal to me?
I want cute anime girls and not...this

He murdered his mommy, also i do not care what e-celeb said.

Never understood how anyone can watch this faggot he's just a dirtier more incel moist critikal with lukewarm right takes instead of lukewarm left takes. Anyone who's watching either needs the noose. Hopefully he dies from black mold or some shit soon so I can stop hearing about him

Nice try false flagger
He didn't even play it. He is the definition of audience capture and just says what they want to hear. Only corpos hate E33, not the peasants of any political litmus.

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Layla-sama now
youtube.com/watch?v=eFyFf29u15w

Its very obvious what 6 games the media will push for the game awards. They are so predictable.

1. Expedition 33
2. Death Stranding 2
3. Split Fiction
4. Blue Prince
5. Ghost of Yotei
6. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

You can possibly replace 1 of them with Metroid Prime 4. But really its not going to be anything other than these 7 games.

Any other game you can think of will at best get stuff like best action adventure or other random categories.

NOOO NOW I HAVE TO TAKE THE CONTRARIAN'S POSITION ON THINGS

Good morning whitoid, shoot any school lately?

he honestly doesn't look like he's having much fun playing it on-stream. It's definitely more of an off-stream game you can take your time and explore everything in

dude sucks on right wing cock too much

it's a JRPG for JRPG fans that are too embarrassed to admit they play JRPGs

n-no he's just doing what the people want

what do the people want today?

Biden and the view of course

Yeah, aight.

have you ever seen this guy having fun?
he looks pretty much dead inside to me

Stop fucking animals, Opie.

Gamergate victor. Nothing is beyond our reach :)

Donkey Kong is getting a 93-96 metascore anon.

Yes. It's about as tourist a vidya as it gets. Proof is assmong liking it, he hates jrpgs.

Split Fiction

huh forgot that came out this year. That's a sleeper GOTY pick for these cuck journos tbqh

So do people pretend to like this guy or what?

his mom was a chain smoker for decades, her lungs were completely destroyed and needed an oxygen tank with oxygen mask to breathe at all, but she kept chain smoking, oxygen tank + chain smoking = babooom, as anyone could expect, so asmongoldberg would have keep an eye on her 24/7 so she doesn't explode, he didn't, she exploded, and people say that it's his fault but it was a matter of time anyways really

so, why i should i care about this guy?

he liked metaphor and star rail THOUGH

His discord raids this place occasionally

he's said on stream multiple times that the only time he's enjoying a game is when he can turn his brain off and just mindlessly complete tasks. Doesn't seem like the attitude of someone who's very fulfilled, but what do I know I have a fucking Anon Babble pass

and Kuzuha too
youtube.com/watch?v=Ynr3cbkkAsI

Wow, only 5 months in and we already got ourselves the game of the year. Amazing. You know, I'm sort of a complete introvert, so sometimes I do wonder how much of the actual real life normie population falls for the constant Internet astroturfing going on nonstop 24/7, given I don't interact with any of them. Not just gaming, but every aspect that is covered on the web is intolerably fake, you really need a mental filter to browse any of it these days.

He's a brave super soldier fighting for all women in video games to be peak sexo and nothing else.

THIS is /yourguy/

How is that any different from retards here who call it goty?

I think we outta start calling these big RPGs built to win awards "Doritobait"

Are you telling me this dude is rich and can't afford a few mexicans to clean his shithole?

Not an rpg btw

There is honestly nothing but complete AAA corpo slop coming by the end of the year. You don't need to be a genius to guess hardly any will top E33.
Maybe DS2, but it's still compromised kino but journos will eat it up.

It's pretty obvious he started playing games to ignore how awful his real life was. This is the real reason he played wow. Back in the day you'd turn to alcoholism, now you just play goyslop instead.

how is he this popular and still lives in a dumpster

He's a fucking filthy faggot, people like him don't learn clean habits.
youtube.com/watch?v=tthbWjdMjeg

Dark Souls 2?

Why would you listed to a guy working for a jewish agency, killed his mom AND is shit at videogames?

This faggot is the only e celeb where his haters mention him here more than his viewers

why is this thread still up

Not Dunkey? Etika?

King of trannies has spoken...

Sorry, but I don't want to hear the opinions of a worshipper of Nurgle

moderation is alot more lax ever since the sharty ddos. im guessing lots of the old janny team is gone after being doxed

if you don’t like my human rat Nazi incel then you’re a tranny!

Kill yourself little worm

free food hack

ddos

AYO this nigga doesn't know the difference between ddos and dox

no fucking way this is real

i have never watched a youtuber talk about a game. i appreciate silent short guides if i'm stuck on something, though

i mean the guy used a .pdf file to bypass security checks right? its no different than an sql injection

Now we finally figure out what kind of people like the westernslop e33 kek

falls through ceiling looking for dead animals to use as alarm clocks

gets cut up like a mother fucker

asbestos everywhere because his house was made back in the 50-60's

says hes fine and he doesnt need a doctor

his cuts look more and more infected by the day.

you know for being a millionaire hes fucking retarded.

sorry bros asmon won't be streaming today he fell through his roof hunting for dead rats.

Don't act like eceleb threads were getting deleted before the hack

I've seen e-celeb threads deleted 2 posts in even today, but for some Asmon thread is allowed to stay

I don't see anything false here, it's obvious

He's an avatar of nurgle.
Thats about the only thing entertaining about this guy. How he's a complete shut in disgusting weirdo.

said the frog itoddler

Why did the tourists have to come back too?

Its how he makes his money, the retards want to be him and they love the fact that theres a popular guy who talks and acts like their idealized version of themselves, his like the Trump of youtube grifters. His a fucking moron but manages to do enough things right to keep going forward.

He's just the laziest motherfucker alive, he couldn't even do his dishes for months and only did any cleaning because he was banned for a few days. I bet he hasn't washed them since

Anyone who calls a game they didnt finish goty is a retarded faggot.

it's his parents house and he has severe difficulties of letting go, he's also a hoarder
he fell through the ceiling of the first floor of his house when cleaning something, and this was a wakeup call to hire actual professional cleaners

*seinfeld bass*

hurr durr he has subpar living conditions so therefore he must be wrong

Yes, unironically. I will never accept being told what to do by people less well off than me. Yes I do everything billionaires tell me to.

It's a JRPG for classic JRPG fans that don't like modern AAA JRPGs.

I dont think laziness is the problem here. He's legitimely a mentally ill person.
He's a multimillionaire and can buy a decent house and hire people to clean his ass if he wants to.

Give him another 5$ maybe he'll read your name this time Anon

grifters

when you're making pro-GG videos all the way back when i don't think you're grifiting

This is ragebait but these are lifestyle habits that he has no excuse for because he's rich. He just doesn't know any other way other than being filthy.

subpar

Brother homeless people are more hygienic than this guy and he's a fucking millionaire. He might be right or wrong, point is I'm not even interested to hear what someone who actively chooses to be this repulsive has to say

This is a game he glazed for 12+ months and quit halfway through, also quit KCD2 after the same "OMG CANT WAIT, AAA STUDIOS ARE SCARED" and he quit that game even faster.

Dude is only after what drives views. Game is popular, people like it, time to join in to pretend he actually fits in.

lmao, retarded bitch got what she got.

He's had cockroaches crawl on him

I've had cockroaches crawl in me

He just like me, fr.
Last fucking time I visit Toronto.

Anon silksong is coming out.

so... he's just like everyone else?

filtered by kcd

asmon is actually Anon Babble culture you see

Grifters don't play games
Grummz was glazing Stellar Blade and Wukong for months and hasn't played either, these people are just chasing the discourse

Why did he blow his mom up?

guy doesn't clean his house

guy doesn't clean his car

guy doesn't clean himself

guy streams, eats, shits, sleeps

you seriously believe he takes time out of his own day to upload and edit multiple youtube videos? he himself said he doesnt and this is one thing i def believe

Damn, maybe he did start that fire on purpose. I'd have killed the bitch too.

He finishes games off-screen. For example, he has hundreds of hours on Metaphor and he only did one video

I like him precisely because he's a disgusting slob. I'm so tired of over-produced corporate garbage on youtube. Fake people with fake thumbnails having fake reactions to other fake ass people.

No, since he voted to deport them.

you are simping for a creature that lives in filth. let that sink in you subhuman monkeynigger

I hope it spawns a decade of copycats Dark Souls style.

Didn't the KCD devs bend the knee to wokes and put gay sex and shitskins in their 'historically accurate' game?

We know he has editors, its the old CatDany dude plus another guy who was ripping old WoW content.
Its also cause he leaves games open. There is a difference between finishing Wukong on stream, and then getting filtered on Hard on Metaphor and playing offstream in an easier setting. Dude just crumbles under any perceived pressure from a game or even his chat.

It also just adds that pretending to enjoy games for views, then goes back to doing political talking points/youtube reactions instead of playing games onstream its all just fake.

Did he even vote for Trump? I thought his whole shtick is "I agree with Republicans on everything and my content is 80% politics, but I'm actually politically neutral and don't care about politics bro"

no you don't get it i jerk off to KEKold porn PRECISELY because it has ugly bastard BVLLS!!

the argument people use is he got her the smokes which is true, people who use this argument however are blessed people who didn't grow up around a smoker. a smoker can get told they have lung cancer and the first thing they will do is light up as soon as they get outside. combine this with his mom was old and you cannot tell old people what to do. he had two options, ruin his relationship with his mom during her final days while she got her own smokes or get the smokes for her and deal with it. he made the right call and his mom even said in the end to him that she was an asshole.

Exactly, Anon Babble is fucking OBSESSED. Imagine not restarting the game until you reach the Hans choice so you can have a quick cathartic seethe 20 times a day.

...He hasn't even finished Act 1.

And what's the alternative? Movieshit where you spend 50 hours walking down a hallway, so anime cliches can spew the same tired marvel movie one liners and talk about love and friendship?

And it's already obvious it's goaty, man what a game

nta but I haven't showered for a year, I don't care about how other people live