Hey, let's kiss

Hey, let's kiss.

How do you respond without sounding upset?

Nah I'd rather go hold hands with Rei or hate fuck Kaworu

I'd fuck Asuka but after fucking Rei, Misato and Kaworu

Kiss her.

Baby making seg, than baby making seg, than baby making seg, than baby making seg, than baby making seg, tha-

this

y-you too!

Also, genuflect.

raep

*unzips dick*

Go ahead. Kiss it.

Wasn't she an insufferable bully to the boy?

Kill yourself

She's underage

Then baby making seg-

yeah, this seems like the most logical course of action given the situation

ZAMN!

Walk away from a BPD bitch before she executes the usual BPD manipulation sequence on me.
Seriously retards simping for BPD hoes don't understand what they're dealing with - it's like trying to tame a crocodile. No matter how much effort you will spend and how carefully you will walk on eggshells around it, it will still bite your face off eventually, because it's hard wired to do so. It has no free will. Cluster B disorder carriers are not capable of human reasoning, development and growth, they are essentially reptilian psychological vampires.

nigga couldn't handle a girl with a bit of spice and is now crying about it

I'm sorry little girl but it seems I'm about 10 years older than you so that'd be highly inappropriate.

Not before marriage.

This man speaks the truth
t. Just got out of a relationship with a bpd bitch

"hate" fuck??? what's there to hate, he's literally placed in the narrative as an unconditional source of love

That's hot

wasn't even blushing while shinji was

still runs off to go cry afterwards from the situation she fucked up

fuck that bitch

That's air tho.

that can't be healthy

Do you want a video of a girl getting off?

No.

too fucking late for you then loser

We have literal hundreds of videos of 3dpd getting off from pumping air up their butts.

I know.

Kensuke is so lucky...

Okay?

You don't understand. You have to say you want to see a video or I can't post.

I see.
I still don't want it.

he doesn't want to see women getting orgasms

multiple

Couldn't be me.

At that age that means they like you.

Yeah but then he jerks off onto her while she's unconscious in a hospital so it's okay.

"kisu" is actually her pronouncing KYS as a word

but it's followed by しよ which means "let's", why would she be saying "let's kys"?

did japanese not have a word for kiss before they were introduced to english?

i mean, it IS asuka...

No way, fag.

that's a child

no there are others

接吻

ちゅう

口づけ

口吸い

People have been arguing about this so long that not only is she legal, her children would be legal by this point.

If i broke her evas arm, would yhe baby feel it too?

Please don't :(

If you think about it, isn't a pregnant woman really just an EVA for her own child?

Legitimately how are you supposed to react to this situation?

it would be extremely painful

Ackshually the series is set in 2015, which means that she was born in 2001 and would be about 23-24 years old

she went to wash her mouth out and brush her teeth lol. she wants to fuck the guy in his 30's who's only interested in Misato.

anon...

yes, she doesn't like shinji because he's a little pussy who won't be assertive with her, unlike how she perceives kaji to be

She sees Shinji in the same place as Kaji in her mind when the angel mind rapes her

Is this AI?

asukafags are pathetic cuckolds

Shinji has already impregnated Rei and Asuka, Misato is next

Damn straight

I propose a fight.

that one gay kaworufag who shows up in every eva thread 16hrs a day

using shinji for this image when he CHOOSES to say fuck off to asuka and goes for his free glassesfu courtesy of anno's wife

foolishness

oh hey the cameraman is here

didn't he only do that because he thought he was about to die or something?
kinda tragic if that's the case

hating based kaworu

winner

He means hating himself for failing to repress his homosexual urges

Probably

Who was about to die? Anno? He just has clinical depression.
Shinji? Maki busted in to save him from some existential bullshit made manifest, but he wasn't about to die.
Maki was made to disrupt the "Asuka vs Rei" dynamic, as neither of those two were actually good for Shinji.

neither of those two were actually good for Shinji

what was wrong with rei? besides the whole technically-kinda-incest-i-guess thing, anyway

the only reason Neon Genesis™ (actual name of the mcguffin btw) didn't kill him was that his parents took the bullet at the last second

chooses

lol
lmao even

sex

this didnt happen in the show

It was a lot rougher in the show. Pic related, animator's notes on that scene.

sexa

Anon let's kiss

is NERV okay with me asking Rei on a date, or will I get assassinated

'Suka is a zoomer

Rei wins this fight, most likely

than

I miss Kaworu... I wish I could get a bro like him one day

Low IQ poster. Her feminine pride was wounded by Shinji's reaction, so she had to play it off as if she wasn't crushed by him, hence the seriousness of her reaction for those first few frames.

14 year olds fucking each other and having kids? a-okay!

one of them may be in some longwinded confusing manner technically related to him? yuck!!

frankly i don't see how THAT'S the line in the sand you're drawing here

based lmao

You cracked the code.

I hated English in public schooling and did only the passing amount of work for it. Anon Babble posting, where people call me ELS or retard for fucking up, is the next best thing for me. So thank you for letting me know the difference.

Most of Anon Babble hasn't played any of the like 20 official evangelion games
Though to be fair the majority aren't in english and a lot of them aren't really worth playing

It's not that confusing. She's literally a clone of his mother. Would you fuck a clone of your mother?
The offspring would be totally fucked up.

Isn't it implied you're imagining being the same age? Who the fuck doesn't want to go back to being, what? 13? Stop being a pedo.

Shinji doesn't remember his mother's face, and his father destroyed all photographs and traces of her
Hence why he doesn't instantly freak out when he first meets her

one, it's not specifically said that she's a 'clone' just that she was made from what they could recover of yui, so she could just as easily be more akin to a sibling rather than being outright just a clone of his mother
two, shinji doesn't even remember what his mom looked like as an adult, much less at his age - he's not magical, he ain't gonna know he's technically related to rei just by looking at her, especially considering the whole 'blue haired albino' thing - so just saying "WOULD YOU FUCK YOUR MOM'S CLONE?" is missing the very important context that shinji has no fucking clue about it

The offspring would be totally fucked up.

pretty sure it doesn't work like that

She wanted him to give he the dick, but he was such a pussy he wouldn't lay a finger on her. He'd grab the tit of the albino chick though.

Born in 2001

She's 24

I can't filter the thread

It's genuinely fucking over, I truly am plagued by this anon who gushes over an anime girl 30 years later. Go fuck yourself OP for ruining my catalog.

Gets with a female version of himself

It fits I suppose.

Nobody does non-AI art anymore.

that could not be further from the truth, anon
he's a moody shy sadboy with self esteem issues
she's a manic pixie girl with no personality traits beyond being upbeat and talking about her boobs

There's a tv thread linking a twitch stream of the original cut (with subs). It's the dance episode right now.

I'm taken

Fiery redhead sperg that needs to be taught love >>> autistic retard

Physically she looks like him with boobs.

a female version of him

Mia Ausa isn't in Evangelion though.

THE JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN BREAKING TIME SHUT IT DOWN

It absolutely does work like that. Please try to remember high school biology.

not that quickly, chucklenuts

asuka is cute

we'll do the rest when you get back

dies

She knew the only way to reach him and get him motivated was through his dick.

but it didn't even work, he literally sat there meters away from the evangelion once he came out of the elevator

He quickly figured out that she had lied and he wasn't going to be getting any.

I thought it was implied that she offered it to him earlier in the series too

I had two girls tell me this at middle school and high school, I thought they were pranking me so I just walked away both times, and now I am kissless virign at 29.

Yeah, and she tells her to fuck off

unit 01 was buried in a hundred feet of bakelite wtf do you expect him to do
if anything it's yui's fault, she waited for asuka to die before going berserk

She "knew" incorrectly, because she's psychologically disabled.
She literally doesn't understand love because of her detached parental relationships (which she interpreted as not being loving) combined with her dad sacrificing himself for her (which she can't refute was an act of love).
That's why she falls so hard for Kaji, then breaks up with him. She was confused about what happiness or love was, then she meets Kaji and fucks 24/7 because she finally "understands" that love = sex and her feelings make sense.
Then some part of her realises she loved her dad and that her dad must have loved her to sacrifice himself, but she has her wires crossed that love = sex. She's disturbed by this and assumes she must have wanted to fuck her dad??? She doesn't think this through to realise it's retarded so she just runs away from love or happiness thinking it's gross and sexual. She never, ever resolves this, just suppresses it.

Right to the end she still thinks that happiness must be associated with sex, so when she sees Shinji depressed she tries (multiple times, even from episode 1) to motivate him with sex.
She just doesn't get it.

I thought it was about Shinji self-hatred and unableness to accept other people affection for him.

shinji is far from being the only person with problems

Nice head canon.

I don't do sex-related things. Too risky.

Pass.

Most 14 year olds realise your 28 year old legal guardian and boss isn't supposed to repeatedly try to have sex with you. Shinji does absolutely have problems with affection, but this is a case of Misato not realising she has problems too.

This scene
Is when Shinji is upset someone has died. Get pussy doesn't help with that at all, it's just a distraction and when it's gone the grief remains. Shinji needed to talk through accepting loss and death, remembering a person he (thought) wasn't going to see again, and Misato accepted inappropriately. This is because she always distracts herself from her emotions instead of thinking or feeling them. She deals with grief by distracting herself with being an alcoholic so she tries to replicate the same coping strategy for Shinji.

Thank you

Except for the part about her "realizing she wanted to fuck her dad" or whatever, all of those events happened and his interpretation of those events is a reasonable one.

thanks

laputan machine

AYE AM NYAT A MASHEE-ACK!

I'm almost 30 now so I have to do like KAji and tell Asuka I'm not kissing her because she is like 14.

Pussy

She had a crush on Kaji, but they absolutely never did it.

have you even watched the show

Soon your entire country would be filled with Indians and you'd be able to do nothing other than seethe about it online.

Very American.

I fucking hate Asuka

Kaji isn't American, he is simply too cool to be grooming teenagers.

Grooming? Is she not coming on to you?

14 year olds don't have that kind of agency. The adult in the responsible one, which is why Kaji turns Asuka down.
Are you really this dense or are you just trolling me?

More of definition thing since grooming means active manipulation from an adult. Whether or not she has "that kind of agency" is a different question.

It's the same question.
If one person has no agency then all responsibility falls upon the other party because they are the ones making the calls.
I'm not going to ague this further, it's ridiculous. Do you think that pointing at a 14 year old and saying "she started it!" is a valid excuse for corrupting a minor?

How the fuck did they kill Mazinger Z

Not saying it is an "excuse," the adult could be liable whether or not this is done at the moment to manipulation. This is just me being pedantic.

i need a girl to beat me up, rape me and then force me into a relationship with her.

Asuka had completed college and was an officer in the German military. How can someone do all that but not have agency?

She has book smarts but zero emotional intelligence

"No way fag"

Not in public. Slut.

holy shit I've seen people talk about NGE for most of my life, this is the first thing that's made me want to actually watch it. that's hot as fuck.

Yeah but you'll always be brown, and when American inevitably collapses under the sheer weight of the brown parasites the redpilled whites will just get together and go make somewhere else awesome instead
lol

you're completely off-base with everything around her dad. the part in the tv ending where it says she wants to show her sexual side to her dad isn't about wanting to fuck her dad, it's about wanting to get back at him and not feel the pressure of having to be a good girl to keep their broken home together. (explicitly says this in the childhood flashback)
think of it like this, she wants to spite her dad and get back at him for being a bad, absent father, but because of his sacrifice she also wants to reconcile and forgive him. this theme of the two conflicting desires towards a parent is present in shinji as well, he resents gendo but he also desperately wants his approval. the difference being that because hes dead she cant resolve any of it directly. add in low self esteem and it makes perfect sense that she would be afraid of being happy with him, and want to 'punish' herself by ending the relationship