A catastrophe in the making

I haven't bought a physical game in over a decade. If you care about something like this I suggest calling Walmart about that job opening.

at least post whats the problem

Switch offered 1GB, 2GB, 4GB, 8GB, 16GB, and 32GB game cards.
Switch 2 offers 64GB cards or Game-Key Card and thats it. AAA devs like Square/Capcom are jewing out because the cards eat into profits too much, but smaller games are now ALSO avoiding the cards because it's nonsensical to pay for such a large card when your game is 15 gigs.

So who’s at fault then? Nintendo for not providing options or 3rd-party devs for being cheap? And will this be something that can be remedied in the future or is this gonna be how physical works going forward with the switch 2?

Don't tell me that's how they got away with using the same kind of card as the Switch 1. Internally the Switch 2 could just recognize any card below 64 GB as a Switch 1 card, which is why any Switch 2 game needs to be either 64 GB or a game key, both of which won't be recognized by a Switch 1 even without the need for a retroactive system update.

So who’s at fault then?

From what I understand Switch 2 is using Samsung's VNAND 3D flash memory, which will transfer data much faster than Switch 1 cards (400MB/s compared to Switch 1's 90MB/s) and that technology simply only comes in 64GB at minimum.
The tech is just simply in a weird spot, where Nintendo basically has to upgrade to more cutting edge flash memory to keep up with what modern games demand, but the trade off being that lower storage tiers don't really exist.
Discs can get away with this by virtue of being relatively cheap regardless of size, but with cartridges the production costs are a much more real issue.

Whether or not they introduce architecture for a new card that has lower transfer speeds, lower storage capacity, and thus lower cost is kind of up in the air, but it wouldn't be as simple as just "making a 16GB option" as some people think.

Nintendo games will be all on card and you shouldn't be buying third parties on a Nintendo system anyway

Nintendo games will be all on card

You sure you wanna make that bet when the next MonolithSoft game comes out?

Anon, this is all fine and dandy, but Nintendo could simply charge the developers less for the cart in order to entice them to buy them. But, of course, it's an incredible convenience to them not to, since it forces both devs and consumers into their digital store, where they have ultimate control. Considering they're charging $450 for a console that costs them less than $300 to make (and, remember, they're still charging $10 for the manual), understand that everything about this console is calculated to squeeze everyone that isn't Nintendo.

if they could put 2 & 3 on 32gb switch cards im sure they'll fit 4 on a 64gb switch 2 card

manchild collter bross... NOT LIKE THIS.

if your game is 15GB then you better load that cartridge up with dolphin porn big boy

If it's under 64 gigs than yeah it will be

Don't tell me that's how they got away with using the same kind of card as the Switch 1.

Oh tin foil chan, get a rest.
The new cards are in fact new cards. They are much faster. Its not a size thing

Nintendos fault for not using the default, bluray format.

you shouldn't be buying third parties on a Nintendo system anyway

But I don't have a ps5 or a $2000 PC

That sounds like a you problem

Nintendo hasn't released a 1st party game worth playing since DS and Wii, you only buy these piles of garbage for 3rd parties that stubbornly refuse to launch on real platforms, thankfully a dying breed these days.

Time is a flat circle

Imagine thinking the DS and the Wii were a high watermark for Nintendo games. It was literally a relative low point, that they have been gradually recovering from.

bro, don't you want to play Phantom Hourglass and Metroid Other M??

I'll play Phantom Hourglass and Other M over The Legend of We Want the Secondary Audiences: Everyone Forgot This Game In a Month and Metroid Prime Door.

CHEAPTENDO

your next favorite game could be a game key

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Metroid Prime Door

Wow, that was weak

AI worthy sequels made by janitors get the effort they deserve.

move to a first world country

how do you use discs on a handheld

As opposed to flippin Starfox Command, one of the most disappointingly dull games I've ever played.

in a way this kind of makes switch 2 collecting exciting, who knows what physical games will ACTUALLY be worth a damn

I forget Zero happened every now and then too.

I have a PS5 (pro actually), a $2000 PC (actually $4000) and soon will own the Switch 2 as well.

It took Nintendo less than 15 years to completely shut down online functionality of the 3DS and Wii U.

I give it less than 20 years after the release of Nintendo Switch 2 for them to shut down complete online functionality hundreds of millions of copies of Switch 2 games confined to tiny paperweights.

Online functionality =/= Download servers

Nintendo hasn't shut down a single download server from any of their previous consoles. This argument needs to die already

Zero is pretty good in comparison.
I mean, Zero has actual stage design.

They need to drop prices or I'll never buy at this point. Too much bad press surrounding this console

Too much bad press surrounding this console

Switch 1 pre-release wasn't good either. I remember when people were claiming the switch was going to be nintendo's last console before going full third party

none of that mattered because of botw which switch 2 doesn't have. simple as

already preordered

Considering they're charging $450 for a console that costs them less than $300 to make (and, remember, they're still charging $10 for the manual)

Mongloid.

calling Walmart about that job opening

???? That's incongruent, bot.

Nintendo hasn't shut down a single download server from any of their previous consoles.

All of the Wii servers are down, including the servers for any Wii game that had DLC.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe outsold BotW 2:1

You mean the game itself or a game of similar caliber to BotW?

have you seen what nintendo have done?!

people will buy it anyway.

but it's catastrophic!

people will buy it anyway.

The fuck are you talking about you can still redownload anything you bought in the Wii shop.

but smaller games are now ALSO avoiding the cards because it's nonsensical to pay for such a large card when your game is 15 gigs.

Marvelous is putting their 3 announced games on cart.

I mean, let's say I own The Beatles Rock Band on Wii.
You can't download any of the DLC you've purchased anymore.

I'm looking forward to how much seethe it will cause

I never thought it that dramatically, but the Switch idea did seem really gimmicky at the time. If we're being real, it being a Nintendo handheld is what sold it, the hybrid gimmick just made sense only after people tried it.

This. DK is a really weird opener, and I hope MP4 does great, but they've released three really dry trailers, like they do an awful job at showing why the game is exciting other than being a new Prime game. I think they're counting on the next direct being a banger, but game-key cards are a complete turn off so 3rd party is off the table for me, and if the next Mario still looks 7th gen I'll just buy way later down the line when it's worth nothing.

I'll be 52 by then

Good, I dont want to collect plastic as I get older

random anon wont buy the new Nintendo

Cant imagine how devasteded everyone is at the company after hearing this

I hope Nintendo sees this bro.

Can you even stuff a game like FF7R on a 64GB card?

A Wii U remastered outsold BOTW and it wasn't even a launch game

its square jewnix so don't count on it even if it is possible

They could instead offer Switch 1 tech cartridges with data install a-la PSP because at least that would be still on cartridge.

Switch 2 offers 64GB cards or Game-Key Card and thats it. AAA devs like Square/Capcom are jewing out because the cards eat into profits too much

This is a publisher problem, not a 3rd party problem. You can’t accuse third party devs jewing out when the asking price for higher storage carts are exponentially greater than a standard cart just because it has the Nintendo branding on it. This is 100% on Nintendo and the reason why keys for the switch 2 are a thing. This is nothing more than a matter of greed and they need to get their shit kicked in again.

If Sony was smart, the next PS6 will have a lower dev kit cost AND lower manufacturing entry price point so they can fuck Nintendo over again. Unfortunately Sony is run by clowns.

Switch 2 only provides 64GB cards

Source?

I don't care for GTA movieslop but I hope they announce a switch 2 port just to see Anon Babble have a meltdown

His ass, the article says supposedly only 64GB cards are being given out but there’s no source from him.

leaks from Arc System Works that show there were only 3 format options for Switch 2

[DL] Digital

[POTION] Game-Key Card

[64GB] 64 gigabyte card

both too much and not enough gb it's over for nintendo

since you're so bright maybe you can tell us the real reason both big games and small games are going on key cards then

They are really trying to strong arm people into buying dignity. Soon enough it will be key card only.

This is a publisher problem, not a 3rd party problem

Sure, but I'm of the opinion that AAA studios would have gone this route anyways, plenty of big 3rd party games required downloads for a significant part of the game because they didn't want to pay for a higher capacity cartridge. Their behavior during the Switch 1 era wasn't likely to change.
Smaller games typically DID put it all on cartridge, but now a lot of those are ditching because who wants to pay for 64gb capacity if your game isn't gonna use most of that space, this is a newer development and a bigger blame to be placed on Nintendo.

Well this is actually a good thing, if it means people will grow tired of Nintendo's bullshit and/or there are technical issues meaning its more likely that CFW for piracy or emulator development will thrive.

NAND 3D Flash memory

Why bother with such things as opposed to simply loading the game on at least SD Express cards which are at least standardized and production can scale up if needed? After all, that's where people are going to store and use games that are downloaded if they're not on the internal memory of the device, right? If those are fast enough, why bother with stupid carts at all, especially in an era where everything needs to be okayed with the OS and possibly online, updated, etc.

It's almost like Nintendo wants everybody to just make it a license key.

theoretically speaking a 128gb catridge is feasible but I'd be shocked to find a company willing to pay for them.

What's the leak?

trust me bro

Your daily reminder that the switch is the console of choice for poorfags and third world brownoids.

but poorfags and third world brownoids hate nintendo

but who was camera?

could simply charge the developers less for the cart in order to entice them to buy them

nintendo makes the carts

Switch 2 costs 300$ to make

Not sure if trolling or LEGIT retarded

You know who else breathed air? That's right, Adolf Hitler!

It doesn't matter, nothing you hear about the Switch 2 matters
The high price doesn't matter
The HDD size doesn't matter
The console specs don't matter
The resolution/FPS doesn't matter
The launch game lineup doesn't matter
Switch 2 WILL NOT fail, it WILL NOT flop/bomb
The Switch 2 is going to be sold out, tendie cultists will flock to the stores to make sure of that
If the launch is filled with technical issues, then it'll get memory holed within a month (if that) and people will still buy more Switch 2's, just like what happened with Switch 1 (and Nintendo will still not fix certain problems)
The Switch 2 will sell more than the PS5 and Xbox whatever
Nintendo is going to win again, Sony sabotaged themselves when SIE HQ went to California and Xbox has been irrelevant for years thanks to Phil
You can't stop it, it'll be a total tendie victory

brownoid doesn't know how to greentext

I bought half my games physical on Switch with the plan on selling them at the end of the gen, end of gen came and I couldn't be fucked selling/trading individually and places like EB Games give you peanuts. Made me realize I really just don't care about physical videogames and seeing modern boxes on my shelf doesn't excite or make me happy. Old game boxes at least look nice.

They should sell empty game cards that let you put your own SD card in so you can burn your own games.
Nintendo can cryptographically sign the ISOs its not hard.

The only source is some Brazilian on Twitter. Do we have anything better?

So far I'm only interested in 2 releases, maybe 4, come on LRG, announce something I actually want to buy!

It amazes me how people don't see the Switch 2's problems, it's as if no one has any experience with hardware.
Firstly, the game key cards aren't that bad in theory. There are disadvantages compared to physical games, but you still have the physical license in your hand, which is less bad than having the license only linked to an online account. But this isn't the point that should be catching people's attention now. The problem is that there's a real chance that most Switch 2 games will be digital in content, and we're talking about games that will take up 50GB (Street Fighter 6) on a device that by default only has 256GB of storage memory for EVERYTHING. In addition to your saves, photos, videos and digital games, you now also have physical games to compete with that insignificant space.
This is going to be a huge headache for users, to the point where expansion to 1TB will basically become mandatory, making the effective price of the Switch 2 jump to $600.

normies buy nintendo
normies will never hear of, nor care for, that

Doesn’t matter as long as Nintendo first party games are typical physical releases. I play third party games on PlayStation.

Physical media on the 3DS was terrible

Physical media on the Switch was terrible

Physical media on the Switch 2 will be terrible

Woooow. It's almost as if physical media that requires being inserted into the device while playing instead of just being an installation medium is fucking terrible.

Second, digital games on consoles are not the same as on PCs. PCs are open platforms, so you have access to your digital products for as long as the link is up. Even if you buy an obsolete game that doesn't run on modern PCs, you can still download it and have the data on your modern hardware, or SD Card, or wherever you want to keep it offline.
In the console world, downloads are restricted to compatible consoles. Your games that you bought for the Wii can be downloaded now in theory, but not on your Switch 2. You need to have a device that was stopped being manufactured and sold almost a decade ago to be able to access the game data you bought. That's why digital games on consoles are much less accessible than on PCs. There is no official way for you to buy a current Nintendo device to download your old games, you have to go to the second-hand market.

It's almost as if consoles are terrible...

Reminder physical media is dying. Normies are buying digital over game discs

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you shouldn't be buying third parties on a Nintendo system anyway

The majority of Switch game sales were third-parties so you're out of touch with reality

It amazes me how people don't see the Switch 2's problems, it's as if no one has any experience with hardware.

Because you invent those problems out of nowhere. The storage is expandable with the microSD cards (somehow they apply to PCs but not to the console? very biased analysis bro), download speeds won't be hard kneecapped like it was the case on the first Switch either, and most people are not going to install a shitload of games installed on the console left untouched in the end.

Game-Key cards are the most retarded think to bitch about. Every argument against them involves being several years in the future and every worst case scenario event to happen.
Games are getting stupidly big, if you want the prices to remain somewhat close to what they used to be, then game-key cards are here to say, otherwise game prices will double.
Not to mention how there are several games that need massive day one installation in order to work, so game-key cards have existed for at least 5 years now.

the gamekey carts are 100% a result of rampant piracy the last 3 generations. the wii was completely blown open by 2008, the 3DS was hacked by 2012, the switch was DOA. it's not that surprising. its actually shocking they added a physical slot, but i guess it would have rubbed collectors the wrong way.

For Jewish reasons of course. Why else?

Yeah, but then again Sony makes most of their money from Fortnite/FIFA/COD microtransactions, which is why it looks so uneven. When you start talking about people who actually enjoy videogames, the situation flips drastically.

This is no surprise, due to how practical it is to buy digital games.

be home

decide a game looks good and want to buy it

if it's night, you're fucked and have to wait until tomorrow

if time if right, get dressed and leave house

drive down to store

if the game is popular, hope there's still some around

buy game

drive back home

put game into console

play game

As opposed to:

see game you want to buy

buy it

play it

You forgot

game needs to install anyways

For physical

Nevermind if you want to buy an imported game too. On the digital store, you can get the game instantly even if you have to use a prepaid card to purchase. Whereas you have to pay for shipping fees, and even custom taxes if you live in Europe, for a physical version.

GTA6 will be streamed, there's no way R* will be bothered with that shit, especially since Nintendo GTA is irrelevant

Because you invent those problems out of nowhere.

I didn't invent that Street Fighter 6 - physical version - needs 50GB (see the article on IGN) and that the Switch 2 has 256GB of storage memory that will be shared with everything. This is a real problem and anyone with a PC knows it.
And the Switch 2 uses Micro SD Express, another technology that is much more expensive and not as widely used as the normal Micro SD that the Switch 1 used.
From what I've seen, most people are buying the 512GB Micro SD Express because they can't find the 1TB, but guess what, 800GB while better than 256GB, will just push the memory shortage problem a little further down the line.

Your daily reminder that consoles are for poorfags and third world brownoids.

ftfy

22 more days (8 years) of this shit, huh

100% japanese dev

you havent been paying attention what people Nintendo has absolute disdain for.

This depends on whether sony does what Sony does and include shit like free downloads in their "sales".

Always third parties.
No matter what they will always use the absolute cheapest option available to them even if the difference is pennies or if its objectively worse.

Not my problem

Reminder, this data includes digital only content and dlc.

Fine by me. That just means my collection skyrocketed in value.

I would of agreed with you if every switch 2 game was like 50-200gbs

How? If theyre so fucking poor and 3rd world then how the fuck can they afford Nintendo games?
PC is more of up 3rd World alley

Nintendo is too big to fail at this point. They could sell Miyamoto's shit-filled plastic and normgroids would still gladly lap it up.

reminder that you are stupid

this is Coutns Digital Only games and DLC on the split

No one reports Physical and digital Offering split cause it will go against the narrative.

Miyamoto's shit-filled plastic?

they improved on switch 1 spines but it still looks kind of soulless

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ESL syntax, please understand

total shill nigger death

you just know the niggas at LRG smiled from ear to ear upon hearing the game card news

This only matters to 0.000001% of the user base.
Same 25+ people who use "games preservation" as an excuse to justify their piracy. They're not Nintendo's customers

what was wrong with the 3DS

You're coping about games preservation being fake and gay in a thread about fucking Nintendo of all game manufacturers
What a retard

how about the fact that if 3/4 of physicals are key-cards you'll run out of storage after 4 or 5 games and either need to uninstall or buy a $100 SD card

Sony is not smart and haven't been smart since they made the used games youtube video
Every move they made after that has been retarded and the PS6 will also be retarded

nta, any thread is a good excuse to shame game preservation virtue signalers.

being to play gta6 portably with graphics that are barelly that much different than current consoles

I genuinelly think this could break the curse of rockstar games selling poorly on nintendo consoles.

Least deranged love live poster.

Is Nintendo beyond a flop at this point? Every so often they need a humbling when they get too high off their own ass, like the Gamecube and Wii U.

you'll run out of storage after 4 or 5 games

Just like every other console?

I still don't know what the appeal is for Switch 2. It's basically just a "Switch Pro" where everything is the exact same experience except it's a big bigger and stronger (around the level of a PS4 apparently save for the very weak CPU Switch
2 has even compared to Steam Deck).

That doesn't explain them not ordering bigger cards for big boy games
or just telling the devs to just split the games in several cards if they want to
or as the other anon said, have the game in a zip file in the card that has to be installed to the local storage like the PSP and PS3 used to do

now tell me what the appeal of a PS5 is

You're in for a rough 8 years

uh oh...

It's bigger, stronger and doesn't have games, but who needs games anyways, am I right?

I think Switch 2 is flop-proof. The Switch 1, unlike the Wii, which was also successful, managed to define a much more solid culture of how to play video games, and I don't see people getting tired of the idea of a dockable handheld anytiume soon.
But the possibility of profits falling significantly in relation to the Switch 1 is real, and I don't know how Nintendo would react.

I agree, which is why I didn't get a PS5 either (before you ask, I didn't get a PS4 either).

XBOT

I have never owned an Xbox console. Not the first one, not the 360, not the Xbox One and not the Series X or Series S.

What's the point you're making here?

Bigger cards are more expensive, it's the same reason most of Capcoms collections on switch were partially on card and partially downloaded. Square put X/X2 on switch and made you download X2, LA Noire has about 8 gb on card and 14gb you need to download to play it. These publishers didn't want to pay for larger cards then and now they're even more expensive.
Multiple cartridges isn't the answer here either, there's a reason that only disc based systems did that model, because paying for multiple cartridges doesn't actually alleviate production costs at all.

Does anyone know what this fag gets out of reposting the same Nintendo is DOOMED, greedy, hates their fans offsite screenshots or articles on Anon Babble all day? Does he get paid by Sony or Valve to be an anti-Nintendo shill?

uh...are we looking at the same reply chain here? Nobody mentioned xbox except for you

Nintendo imo but I don’t really care because I’m not a Nintendo consumer

We're still trying to figure out what point you were making here

that consoles these days are just direct upgrades building on the framework of their previous successes

Personally I think the software doesn’t look very interesting. Mario Kart World is stylistically inferior to 8DX, and DKB is sapped of the Country aesthetic and feels like a Mario game, complete with Mario tropes like a gimmick helper character.

It's funny watching Stemies complaining about the lack of physical media.

nintendo sucks thats what i learned

It's ok to not be interested in a Switch 2

Given me a Switch port of Dota 2 or CS2.

having to insert a dongle to use software you paid for has always been stupid and has always been a disaster for the company to try it

Not if the dongle is the software you paid for

People unironically buy Switch games when emulation exists and it works better than the actual software?

emulation exists and it works better than the actual software

and in many more cases emulating doesn't work at all

or a $2000 PC

A $500 PC is more powerful than a PS5.

Maybe it's time for Nintendo to bring it back?

This is why "Works on my machine" exists.

We're discussing the switch 2, which won't have an emulator for the next 5 years. Try to keep up.

there is no software on the key card
it's like buying something on the steam store, but still having to put in a CD with your steam key on it, every time you play
now you have the ability to physically lose a game that doesnt physically exist
its retarded and will blow up in their face, just like every time this scheme is tried

That's true. I was just hoping for something more from the Switch 2 other than "it's the switch again but a little bigger and stronger". That's the kind of thing I have always expected out of Sony and Microsoft, but not really Nintendo.

in a thread about fucking Nintendo of all game manufacturers

Nintendo being one of that regularly rerelease their classics library.

Source?

Your concern is noted

We didn't want that.

its at least ps4 level and we just now got a ps4 emulator for one game

it's the switch again but a little bigger and stronger

I'm not accusing you of anything personally anon but everyone and their mother wanted Nintendo to stick to the hybrid model after it became clear they stuck the landing.

"The switch is the first Nintendo system I'm buying in years!"

"They're saving their dying console division by merging it with their thriving handheld division!"

"There will be so many more games now that they aren't split between two systems!"

Now when we actually get what most people were saying they wanted, all of a sudden they wish Nintendo were creative and made another gimmick console where for $150 extra dollars at MSRP the console exudes different smells depending on where in the game you are.

Sounds like nothing burger. People don't care to own their games by buying from Steam. Why is this an issue now?

Smaller cards are no longer being produced by Nintendo's close buddy sandisk.

This is Anon Babble. It's always only bad when Nintendo does it.

not everyone has a PC with the specs for that.
and Good luck getting emulation on Switch 2 off the ground unless its some guy in a Russian bunker

Nintendo hasn't released a 1st party game worth playing since DS and Wii,

Absolutely retarded

and we just now got a ps4 emulator

Lack of motivation, same reason the Xbox still lacks a viable emulator. Unless the PS4 has hundreds of exclusives that I'm unaware of.

unless its some guy in a Russian bunker

Do tendies unironocally believe shit lile this?

how do i mod my digital games on console

why do people want physical games nowadays? all these games are not even playable without internet, they always need some bullshit day 1 patch

will there still be any normal game cartridges or will all physical releases just be keys?

why do you care? Are you so pro tranulation that this offends you?

Nintendo first party games will be plug-and-play. All the third parties will have you pointing the delete gun at your library.

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Why keycards suck, it's not actually a new problem. A lot of physical games either only have the game partially on the disc/cartridge, or they're otherwise in a state that's unplayable without some sort of day 1 update. Not ALL games, mind you, and a very large number of games WERE on the physical media in full, but there were also just a fuckton of games that couldn't be played if you didn't have an internet connection. And this problem just kept getting worse and worse over time.

Ultimately, I'm not entirely certain if Nintendo is completely at fault for giving the OPTION to use key cards, but I do think it's their fault for choosing a medium that strongly incentivizes third parties to use them. Cartridges are expensive as fuck.

Get a PS5 they're cheaper than the switch 2.

yeah its only got the game pc babs have been pissing themselves over for 11 or so years

If theyre so fucking poor and 3rd world then how the fuck can they afford Nintendo games?

Why are tendies so fucking tech illiterate? There's even a fucking flashcard now, if you're still buying switch games then you're unironically brain damaged

Do tendies unironocally believe shit lile this?

its what worked for CEMU

what does this mean

If Marvelous with their shitty ass games like rune factory can put the games in the card then square and other companies can also do the same. I can only understand indie devs going the key card route. Also you can still download Wii fucking games even with the Wii shop dead... The key card situation about not being able to download games isn't as bad as you think. It's more likely for you to die before you are not able to download these key card games.

Ok, Snoy

all Nintendo stuff thus far is all on card, but for known 3rd party releases it's 4 cards and 11 game key cards

Why would I want to buy a console with no games?

You keep paying.
I keep playing.
Cheers.

Still buying a Switch 2.

Why would I want to buy a console with no games?

Come on, PS5 will at least have its exclusives for a year just like the Switch 2

Based, me too. Can't wait to have you pay for my games yet again next gen

Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games, PC Vegan! Cheers!

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everyone and their mother wanted Nintendo to stick to the hybrid model after it became clear they stuck the landing.

You're absolutely right and I'd be stupid to believe otherwise. I'm well aware of how far in the minority opinion I am on this. For YEARS people have been shitting on Nintendo for doing "gimmick" stuff and not being a "traditional" console maker. For all intents and purposes the last time they made a "regular" console it was the Super Nintendo with the Gamecube being the fairly distant second. The Switch 2 is, without question, what the majority of people have been begging people to do for generations and now they're doing it. It's a safe, regular upgrade of what they already have. Just the Switch again but stronger.

I just happen to fall under the audience that didn't shit on Nintendo for not being traditional and actually liked them because of it. I was hoping the Switch 2 would be more of that Nintendo, but it isn't. I guess now that I typed all of this out, I do "get" the appeal (that being that it's the same things as last generation but stronger). I just never found that appealing to me personally and was why I would look to Nintendo consoles when it came down to it.

Now when we actually get what most people were saying they wanted, all of a sudden they wish Nintendo were creative and made another gimmick console

I'm obviously in the minority. I wasn't the only person with the mindset I have, but we never really "just popped up" since we were always here. It's just we are so small in number that we just get drowned out and have been for years ever since the first rumors of a "Switch Pro" came out years ago. Just the way it is.

I will. Thanks for paying my tab, friend.

insert a paper clip on my switch to get free video game

that makes me a PC vegan now apparently

Serious question: were nintendo fans always this mentally ill? I swear that they're as retarded as pokefags now

If Sony was smart, the next PS6 will have a lower dev kit cost AND lower manufacturing entry price point so they can fuck Nintendo over again. Unfortunately Sony is run by clowns.

Sony backed themselves into a corner with the PS5 Pro and Concord. They have to be seen as a premium brand and not something peasants settle for.

I can't think of any reasons for a switch 2 either.

Not how that works, friend.
Sure.

PS6

no way are we talking PS6 already, right?

you can do this for the switch 2? thanks for letting me know!

I will pirate it.

how?

if it makes you feel any better the hybrid nature of the system basically is the "gimmick", it's just a gimmick that doesn't impact gameplay and worked so well they wont move on.

GTA Chinatown Wars was on the DS.

it's gonna be short term pain for long term gain. As the tech matures and we get economies of scale, we'll see manufacturing costs decrease for the 64 GB cards and more devs will use them

Google it you retard. I'm never spoonfeeding retards ever again.

do people actually unironically put up with streamed game bullshit? I wasn't aware a single person ever used that nonsense

Do you get called a vegan a lot? This is probably because you're preaching and getting butthurt that people aren't listening to you.

Do you scream vegan a lot you vegan vegan? Of course you do, it's all you can fucking say

That's all I need to say.

news flash einstein: you can't pirate switch 2 games

poorfag brownoids are the ones getting pc specifically to pirate
they can't afford $80 games and were never buying $60 games in the first place

And you can't buy switch 2 games, what's your point?

hurf durf yes I can

Show proof. Take a photo of your legally owned switch 2 cartridge right now

how does this prove there's not other sizes? Are you retarded?

nintendo isn't porting their stuff to PC

I've already preordered; by definition, i have bought the game. Now you show me a working switch 2 emulator. Oh wait, you can't.

Who ass raped you?

So every post that mentions a job is a bot post, right? It's like all the bots are set to make fun of Anon Babble over employment status.

I'd rather be able to play an unpatched version in the future than not at all

I doubt we'll get it as quick as switch's piracy scene unless nvidia leaks stuff again

snoy pretends he isn't one as soon as he has to defend Playstation

classic

What does it mean by the Switch only offering 64 gb cards? Is the system not built to read anything smaller, or they just don't manufacture below 64gb? And why the fuck would they not? Most of Nintendo's games are less than 20 gb. Why would they waste money on 64 gb cards? I find this hard to believe.

you're brain damaged if you buy things instead of stealing them

you brownoids really can't understand a life of honesty, and then wonder why your countries are nothing but broke criminals trying to outcrime each other

I've already preordered

Where's the cartridge????????????? All you bought is air. I've also preordered Megaman Legends 3 and Mighty Number 9 for the Wii U. Any day now sisters...

I dunno, but at least it wasn't nintendo

Couldn't they offer a version that has Switch 1 speeds? The budget games that would rather use low size ones probably don't need the higher transfer speed either.

new tech compared to switch's cards so it makes more sense to adopt only 1 standard in order to get economies of scale to lower manufacturing costs in the long run

literal zero IQ on display here

So were cartridges a mistake? What was the alternative? Should they have tried something similar to UMDs instead?

xe's losing xer mind

will you kill yourself on june 6th?

why the fuck would that be better mongoloid
we are far past using discs even ps5/xbone discs are installed to the faster drives

The alternative was slower cartridges that you need to install the games inside the system... I can see why they decided against it because they would have to ship the system with 512gb-1028gb of internal storage lol.

How does nintendo cause this massive butthurt on haters?
specially since the switch 2 release they've been trying to doompost so hard

Cartridges are SOVL and never a mistake.

They don't manufacture below 64gb because as says, the tech they're using for Switch 2 cartridges have much higher data speeds, but because of how that new tech works the minimum capacity is 64gb.
You can't have your cake and eat it too, it's either lower capacity options or standardized high speed data transfer, and Nintendo went with the latter.

The hype is real for swtich 2

they should have just used sd cards

console warriors (PC fats and Snoys) and gayming media have been predicting the death of nintendo and bowing out of the console market like sega for close to 30 years now, they're utterly mindbroken that nintendo is going nowhere and the switch 2 is already breaking pre-order records

pic related is the downfall of nintendo.
i will eventually buy an OLED switch 2 but i will never buy a game card game.

something better than what everyone else does will be the downfall

lol?

first party games being fully physical will be the downfall of this first party game maker!

i wish I could be this delusional

That's true, too. And regardless of how I feel about the Switch 2, it's to sell very well, will continue to sell well for all the years it's on the market and people will be happy with it. Just because I'm not getting one doesn't mean the Switch 2 is in any trouble or that Nintendo gives a shit anyway because there's almost no chance the Switch 2 fails or even "falls short of expectations".

Still bought a Switch 2

How so? You can't pirate switch 2 games because you can't buy switch 2 games. It's that simple.

brooooo just pirate out of thin air LOL

Couldn't they offer a version that has Switch 1 speeds?

Given that it's backwards compatible with Switch architecture I think it's possible.
But as other anons are saying it's possible they are locking it to 64gb cards so that as many 64gb cards are manufactured as possible. This would eventually lower manufacturing costs and make it easier for companies to buy 64gb cards, and even lower costs of a hypothetical 128gb card, and beyond.

In short, was Nintendo capable of lower options? Probably, but they're likely banking on their first party games and whatever third parties decide to come for the ride selling enough 64gb cards to a point that costs come down and in a few years this problem evaporates.

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nintendo bad, please fail so it gets cheaper and I can afford it

lmao poorfags working overtime doing sour grapes cope instead of working a real job to afford the games they're so desperate to play
you're all the same as obese people trying to demonize being fit to try to drag the whole world down to their level, instead of just working out and eating well to stop being obese

There'd be more format options you god damn retard.

game key cards is the downfall of nintendo

Dumbest shit I ever read. People are going to eat this shit up because they're already used to needing the internet to play the game

Why are poorfag buyfags always so cocky? My hacked switch has a completely filled 1TB SD card. I sincerely believe that my collection is bigger than their 7~8 games

This entire thread is just people going "The Switch 2 won't succeed because...IT JUST WON'T, OKAY" over and over again. Threads like these will keep cropping up more and more until release day, when all of the screeching turdworlders will be brought to heel by glorious Nippon superiority and then just go right back to making the same tired shitposts like nothing happened. Sickening.

why do I feel inferior to people who can afford things?

keep thinking bro, one day you'll figure it out

Nintendo. If the leaks are true and these cartridges are $16 then a $30 game would have $25 of the sale go to Nintendo since Nintendo takes the same 30% platform holder fee everyone else does. That would make it $14 more expensive to release on Switch 2 than PS5/Xbox as well.

It's basically a repeat of the N64 where cartridges cost too fucking much so everyone released CD games instead. Except this time there are game key carts so all the third parties won't completely ditch the Switch 2.

These aren't cartridges, they're glorified sd cards. Discs was the winning move all along.

fromsoft pvp focused game on nintendo servers

i cant wait for smash brothers tier lag ontop of fromsoft shit netcode

I can afford things, I just chose to not do so because there are far better money sinks, like a good ass car and housing
Purchasing vidya is a complete waste of money + time + space, that's a fact

Show me your 1000+ switch game collection and I'll admit defeat, otherwise you're objectively inferior to me

leak

sources say

catastrophic

switch 2 is doomed

wii u 2

The only thing historical is underestimating Nintendo.

Well first of all I'm not poor. My confidence comes from my personal success in life. My cockyness comes from always being correct in everything I do because I'm a thinking man. Physical > digital. Emulation preaching is dogshit for poorfags.

moving parts in a handheld system

lol. If Switch was a console and not a handheld with video out then optical media would make sense.

no one said it was doomed, it'll sell well, doesn't make this debacle any less gay

This entire thread is just people going "The Switch 2 won't succeed because...IT JUST WON'T, OKAY" over and over again

It's been like this since the april 2 direct. I agree with stuff like MKW being expensive but every other switch 2 discourse is just so forced and stupid.

Emulation preaching is dogshit for poorfags.

But.................................... I wasn't talking about emulation. Imagine being so brown that you can't even read lol

I can afford things

No, you can't.

Show me your 1000+ switch game collection

I don't hoard games because I'm not a NEET that needs an entertainment dopamine drip. I never have more than a dozen or so games on any platform I own because I know exactly what I want because I'm a man.

see besides, if you can only spend $60 by making big compromises then you really can't afford it

Then swap that for piracy

This thread is proof that there's 2 kinds of people
bitter people, and better people
when you can't be better all you can be is bitter

Download only is only bad because the Switch is a closed system where you can't backup your software.

PS5 doesn't make games anymore, just movieslops and those eventually come to PC.

less options is... le bad

Yeah you're just proving my point again. Poorfags acting cocky because they can afford 1 $60 game per year since "that's all they need"

I'll be here enjoying some hidden gems that I randomly pick off via tinfoil's freeshop, enjoy your 3000th hour of Mario Kart 8 in the meantime
Currently enjoying the shit out of Touhou spell bubble, a great game that I've never seen getting mentioned here because you tendies only play the exact same 6 games

Or you can start learning how to fucking read you retard

Both for being money grubbing cunts.

Ok have fun with your games!

If you can play on ps servers you'll have no issues here.

If the leaks are true and these cartridges are $16

They definitely aren't. Carts in bulk are way less I can't see it being more than 2 bucks.

I'm not brown enough to feel the need to steal to save money to afford other things, sorry, but we'll never understand each other

That's good, thank you for paying for my copy of metroid prime 4, we need more cucks like you to fund sequels so they don't take over a decade to develop

These are proprietary, if the cost of a mass produced bluray is $2, then there is 0 chance that these brand new cards are. MicroSD Express prices are super retarded, these cartridge would be similar because they have much better read speeds than Switch 1 cartridges, they're basically mini SSDs.

Why do shitskins get mad what people do with their money?

Friendly reminder that this data is full of shit and the Insomniac leak proved it. Faggot.

Blud talkin to himself

That's not how that works my PC vegan friend.

you're welcome, I'm glad my charitable work can help less human people have a taste of what being a human is like

PC vegan

when my main platform is clearly the switch

slave calling his master a "lesser human"

The best way to hide your butthurt is to simply stop replying you know

You aren't even using the insult right, dumb fuck.

Yes you're a switch owning PC vegan. Most gamers own a switch.

he keeps posting

Just like how you'll keep paying for my vidya

tendies are now posting blacked porn to try and derail threads that point out how bad of a console the switch 2 is

You'll survive lil bro

Are tendies the most loyal fanatics? No other cult comes close as far as I can tell.

look at all the mental gymnastics you have to pull to deal with the inferiority complex burning you from the inside because it hurts you to see others spending money on whatever they want

Despite themselves, I'm certain Nintendo will find more than enough success in switch 2
This timeline is such ass

First would be PC vegans, then gachatroons, then tendies. snoys and xcucks don't exist anymore.

switch owning PC vegan

The absolute state of tendie mental gymnastics
Let me guess: I'm also a snoy despite only owning a switch

Hey now, I post Maki every christmas.

nintendomination

That's fine. You just called me a tendie when I have a PC, Xbox, PS4, and Switch.

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has a PS4 but not a PS5

Literal switchsnoy lmao. No wonder nintendo fans are so fucking obnoxious now, the entire snoy fanbase migrated to the wrong system

You don't seem the understand the situation. The moment key cards will be standardized - because all this does is standardize key cards, not "high speed 64+GB" cards - it is over. Nobody will want to pay for $16 64GB cards instead of $0.5 key cards. Even if they somehow manage to reduce costs despite there won't be mass orders from the publishers nobody will want to go with the expensive route after they reduce their phyisical costs to almost nothing. In fact if people will resist key cards it is even better: all digital is now and they won't even need to produce the key cards even.

3gb for system

nintendo background checks are massive

Only tendies use the term PC vegan lmao
Way to out yourself.
Like I said, tendies are the biggest bootlickers. I mean look at this No person I know wants to pay more for shit. Tendies are legit subhumans.

muh false flag

One of the few times I don't think it is.

support nintendo greed

I pirate Nintendo games because spending money on them is genuinely retarded. Why would I want to fund more Palworld lawsuits or see Gamefreak donate money to black lives matter?

Even 4GB games like Puyo Puyo is a key card.
Multiple crossgen games with the same file sizes like Suikoden: Switch 1 is on card, Switch 2 is keycard.
Marvelous officially stating they release their relatively small games on 64GB cards.
All the above only makes sense if 64Gb is the only size.

Sure.

Only tendies use the term PC vegan

I'm an idort and use the term PC vegan so that's false.

if you guys spent your time working instead of doomposting all day you could afford these games you pretend not to care about

I pirate for political reasons

Hey I already have a name for that, it's called PC vegan.

I will keep saying this because it's true and because it's classic nintendo. They are doing this because they struck some sort of bargain with samsung for using this specific memory as a sort of tech demo. Doing it like this means they can afford to charge 80$ and the only reason they are forcing that instead of lost cost/external d make the competition fall in line and put the final nails in their coffin. Now the rest are charging 80$ for their pc ports, they're finished next gen. All Nintendo has to do is survive the battle of attrition with their limp dicked wii u 2 with memory cards it will never even come close to utilizing the bandwidth of.

I buy for political reasons

Hey I already have a name for that, it's called redditor

POV: You're a PC vegan

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Pirates are so fucking gay when they try to justify pirating Nintendo shit as a 'moral issue' or a 'duty' to fight back and bankrupt/boycott them.

Still buying a Switch 2.

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I wonder how anti-nintendo fags will cope when the switch 2 does good in sales and people are buying game key cards despite the "backlash" it got online

i cant wait to not use the switch 2 gamecube emulator because of the fucking letterboxing not being black bars
i dont want to fuck up my oled but i want to play soul calibur 2 online just let me make them black bars niggers

I buy for political reasons

No I don't lol. I don't give a shit what you or others do. I have no motive or agenda other than I think some physical games are good investments.

That's why I call them PC vegans.

this will only make all my physical games (with game included) more valuable. B A S E D

Wait, I thought we called those people snoys or e*ics?
I need an updated list of terms, I'm so fucking lost

oled

your fault for falling for that meme

I've seen these exact same 2 posts before. One seething faggot is pushing this pc vegan thing so hard. Pathetic tendies man.

What the fuck is this nigger trying to say?

we

Something about being gay

You'll survive champ

coomsom my mega corporation products, don't think, be happy

tendy tendy chicken tendyyy!
bing bing wahoooo!

Not as pathetic as you lurking and shitposting about nintendo so much on Anon Babble you recognize posts that were made before.

Just pay for the 64 gig cards and fill the unused space with dummy or redundant data to improve loading times.
This wasn't an issue for early DVD games, why is it an issue now?

Wait, so was it just 1 guy all along? Is the tendie schizo just the same samefag over and over again?

coomsom my mega corporation products, don't think, be happy

There's a 300+ song OST
There's like 50 hours of cutscenes
There's a retardedly huge open world
I sincerely doubt it

I don't samefag and these two posts are different people

Snoys = Sonyfags exclusively
Eric = Eric exclusively (only Eric uses it at random
PC vegan = Sonyfag term for pcfags used exclusively by them after they got sick of their bragging (recently being used by sonyfags to cause a war between tendies and pcfags)

Not that hard.

If you cull the different languages and actually optimise I don't see why not.
The actual game world isn't that big compared to other open world games from two gens ago.

oh no no nooo how tendies will recover from those claims

Plot twist: the bitter ones are the toxic positivity faggots blocking out all discussion and screaming LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU ERIC PCVEGAN SNOY LALALALA

I don't like the key cards, but the dealbreaker is really the 256GB of storage combined with key cards. 256GB is not even close to enough storage if almost all of the games are key cards. 512GB is the minimum.

Just call them anti-nintendo fags. They're more obsessed with nintendo than the tendie fanbase

It just means that now that those 256GB will fill even faster than the 32GB of the og switch

Switch 2 is bait for the competition. Xbox and Playstation will die this gen from this 80$ price range. It's not even because it's 80$ it's because they have literally nothing but PC ports. Nintendo is making profit no matter what because their rabbid fanbase preorders and advertises for them for free and because they have some deal with express card makers to meme to people that people actually need the bandwidth the have for an over engineered polystation.

Just let me use a usb stick. Or fuck an external drive. Put a fuckin nvme on it. No, they won't. They want kickbacks for shilling expensive phone/camera memory sticks for samsung as well as an advertising selling point that they use them when they don't even have to.

Looks like you're the one who is the bitter that your preaching isn't listened to.

Sony said we're over halfway through the PS5's lifecycle. Expect PS6 by 2028.

toxic positivity

Why are people trying to push this now? Do zoomers just not want people to be happy?

if you buy things I also want but can't afford you're toxic

lmao broke parasites are hilarious

Bitter oldfags actually. The peak ngmis of ngmi. They're late 30s probably 40s. No more chances, they're all expired, the bus left the station. The ship sailed away without them. Now they're extremely bitter PC vegans preaching about how we're playing toys incorrectly while nobody listens to them. Just smile and nod and grab their little pamphlet.

Atari where the fuck are youuuuuu!

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>something better than what everyone else does will be the downfall

lol?

93% of PS5's library can be played fully offline with disc installation ALONE.
another 3% can be played offline with disc installation and a patch.

>first party games being fully physical will be the downfall of this first party game maker!

third party support is important. reminder that Nintendo was an industry leader in letting absolute shovelware on the Wii.

Dumbest shit I ever read. People are going to eat this shit up because they're already used to needing the internet to play the game

no. people are not used to needing the internet to play offline single player games.

reminder blindly defending moronic corporate decisions makes you a corporate apologist not a nitendo fan. this is the water temperature rising and physical games are the frog.

No one older than 22 unironically uses "toxic" like that

Ok PC vegan

the Ben Starr trilogy