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are you ready for game of the decade?

sell me on gta

Won't be playing
Have fun tho, kid

hasn't played any gta

Literally how?

It makes for a good TND simulator

i will not be buying your slop

$80+ and 200GB (maybe) btw

last time I had fun with gta was when I was 10

200gb isn't a stretch considering Oblivion remastered is 120gb

Will not buy.
Will not play.
Will not pirate.
Will not fill the lobby to entertain the whales.

happy for them.

That's why CDPR is shilling for Nintendo. They got paid.

Switch 3

hehehe

But is Rockstar based enough to put Heil Hitler by Kanye West on their radio stations?

Not to mention shark cards

it wont. rockstar got the fifa audience by now: dumb as rocks and willing to pay any price, especially for multiplayer.

That's what makes it fun. It's a New York simulator.

I have never played one either.

80 dollars

for a game coming out next year

lol

Flop incoming

I don't like GTA. I prefer Red Dead.

I'd settle for a great game. I'm skeptical after their previous 3 games sucked.

I'm just looking forward to seeing how much of the Florida I know they adapted. Lived in South Florida since 2000, seen a lot lately.

I'm looking forward to the streamer servers, I like watching japanese girls them
twitch.tv/yorunosumi_vt

Don't call it that.
I called GTA V the game of the decade when it released.

I didn't know.

I DIDN'T KNOW!!!

you can steal any car you'd like and run people over

can't wait to dress up my cute hot latina wife in pretty clothes and conquer the world with her.

cucksole exclusive

GTA makes its money from online and the benefits from blocking cheating pc players far outweighs any lost sales. They're playing the long game and planning to milk 6's online for at least a decade and that means no third world hackers allowed.

Will this run on my switchy 2?

ok ok ill admit the bonnie and clyde take is interesting
but as some other degenerates pointed out, how will r* manage the relationship issues like infidelity?
if im gonna get emotionally invested in characters id like them to not act like degenerates or the kind of people who forgive indiscretions infinitely
even bhudda only allows things 3 times
jesus will just kick your ass if he sees it's deliberate

plays a game about stealing cars and selling drugs

abloobooo I don't want to play as a le degenerate

lmao

It's too similar to V.

I'll be fine with degenerate behavior as a long as neither character can participate in any homo shit. That would go against the whole relationship and heterosexual vibe the games giving off.

there are levels of degeneracy that are unforgivable
and also more importantly it's a game
the story is what matters

the story is what matters

Buddy this isn't a Netflix board meeting

yea i just realized what i said
if r* is going to play up the relationship jazz then they have to decide which side they are on - commie degeneracy where everyone shares women and they are basically currency or where men and women respect each other enough to say no to degenerate behavior not just because it is degenerate but it dishonors the relationship
how the other character reacts will tell which side r* is on

I understand what you mean. Maybe if one character commits adultery the other one will do it too.

selling drugs is heckin wholesome chungus prank bro but cheating on some whore with another whore??? noooooooooooooo!!!!

lmao

GTA 7 will be the game of the century because it will be the only GTA release then

wow I can wander around an empty map and shoot people!! again!
its not like GTA is going to have some amazing boss fights or challenge.
youre going to drive cars and shoot cops some more. but this time the beer will have animated bubbles and there will be less gameplay because RDR2 was a success.
why not just watch The Wire again?

It's woke and will go broke, Eric.

I'm sure it'll be a great movie

It's literally going to be the game of all time, like every gta is until the next one.

gta will flop hard

Sure, link to your post saying that.

Go around driving cars erratically, making money, fucking hookers, shooting guns. All with close to zero consequences.

Is it true that you can have sex with a big booty latina in the upcuming game?

Are you retarded?

I remember being hyped as fuck about GTA 5 but after literally 10 years of them constantly re-releasing the exact same game and killing just about every single thing it had going for it just to keep Online and sharkcards alive I stopped caring. If it flops I will laugh, If it doesn't flop I will move on with my life

There are a few cool things about GTA 6 that I will utilize in the future.
They are -

hair rendering

body fat rendering

These are important to me as an artist myself.

Upon release of GTA VI on the PC, I will immediately purchase the game and begin to rip assets and code from it (I am easily able to decompile instructions sent to the GPU, but it will take some time for everything else)
Then, I will reverse engineer the hair rendering, and learn how to rig models for the body fat to wiggle and jiggle...

Then I will release my ultimate WEG.
Thanks, Rockstar.

List of open world action games it will compete against?
[None]

yes and no
you cannot have sex with her, the only sex scene in the game is from her point of view.

i for one want the option to dump her if she is disloyal
men and women are different after all

This will be a massive controversy if they allow you to do gay shit after marketing as and promoting normal hetero characters.

Anyone who thinks VI will flop is a genuine retard
No, since I currently don't have a PS5 or Series S/X. I'll just wait until one of them go on sale. Anyone bitching about the price is just poor.
I pre-ordered V and completed it on 360, never bought it on PC but the days of videogames as a product are long gone, they are a service now. Keeping the game alive by porting it and adding more online content is just being financially smart. You never ran a business if you think the sharkcards thing is bad.

NOOOOO! THEYRE KILLING TEH GAYS IN VIDYA GAEMS, NOOOOOOOOO!
THOSE DAMN MAGA ASSHOLES!!!

faggot seething over the mere thought of people killing gays in their own home, in a video game series older than he is.

Why are people angry about what other people MIGHT be doing in the comfort of their own home?

YES because pod people will finally shut the fuck up a few months after it releases

this is just engagement farming, why even care about what some faggot on tikok thinks in the first place?

of the decade

the fact that it's the only one we'll get for a decade is a little saddening
assuming anon is young it has been over a decade since 5 released, almost 2 decades since 4
i know i slept on a bunch of games because they were already old by the time i could afford to buy my own games
sounds like you're overdue then

whales

theres no need for fat shaming :^)
i would laugh at you but RDO is a thing that happened
presumed but unconfirmed

Just don’t do gay shit. Being optionally gay isn’t a big deal as most of Anon Babble makes it out. I mean shit look at Fallout 4

blown away by reveal trailer after years of radio silence

some new benchmark of graphics for a game of its scope and scale

previews and images get picked over by fans for the smallest hint of new systems or features

entire discords debate the spatial relations visible in screenshots to create an accurate map pre-release

previews come out and they become a basis for people making informal lists of all the insane new details present

early copies get streamed and people rush to them before the broadcast is taken down

I genuinely enjoy anticipating Rockstar games more than playing quite a number of games.

When you see it's got the same shitty quest design Rockstar has been doing since San Andreas you won't be so thrilled.

WEGs won

Isn't GTA technically a WEG already?
Tags: prostitution, gay, exhibitionism, graphic violence, voyeurism, crossdressing, interracial, netorare, drugs

it actually does qualify, is like a super advanced type of weg

30 fps sucks wake me up when it arrives on pc

I didn't see it lol

Based.

PC

buying games

Lmao

why did lucia do this,bros?

they dont have running water where she comes from(liberty city)

That's lucjeeta
From gta new delhi

You know that boring repetitive slop you played on your PS2 over 20 years ago? Yeah, it's exactly the same, but this time MOAR GRAFX! SO FUCKING HYPE!!

No PC no buy.