Japan has spoken, Expedition 33 is slop

Japan has spoken, Expedition 33 is slop.

You can take the staff out of ubislop, but you can't take the ubislop out of the staff...

what was the twist

Right, from the faggots who like cookie cutter garbage like Dragon Quest. They are irrelevant.

IGN :|

IGN, Japan :O

IGN

lol lmao

Dragon Quest is the reason you even have that shitty clair obscur game, you dumb fucking mentally ill retard.

because the women are old and one of them looks like an actual ASIAN and not one of their baby faced plastic surgery models they pretend to look like

Japs are retarded and hate **sudden twists*** , aka they can't take hints and must be told everything 5 times

Same reviewer gave

AC shadows 8/10

Starfield 10/10

shitposters really are reaching. IGN doesn't matter, no matter the country.

"it was all a dream"-Biggie Smalls

Japan can't write realistic drama. Simple as that.

Nintendo money well earned.

IGN Japan has negative credibility.

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Have you played critically acclaimed by IGN Japan GOTY 2018, Anon Babble?

Or it was just a sudden and forced twist

Dragon Quest isn't cookie cutter, it set the standard

it's not if you pay attention
?

IGN is not Japan.
Literally every Japanese comment on the game is praise.

nips when the game doesn't have flashbacks to a conversation that was literally 5 minutes ago in the same cutscene

Except E33 has exactly that

Aren't you faggots always complaining about sudden twists in JRPGs?

Yeah, standard of crap.

let's never have stakes or tension because love and friendship magically wins the day, every single time!

found our culprit

Your mother is an ugly whore

Surely that means you have examples of said praise.

The "power of love/friendship" is a metaphorical thing, not a literal one

Love/friendship isn't literally what saves the day, it's symbolic of strong bonds giving characters the determination to never give up.

I mean, I think everyone with a brain can tell that this is just another instance of Euros jerking off a game to make their industry seem more relevant.
Same thing happened with Space Marine 2, KCD2, Alan Wake 2, etc. etc. The Chinese also do the same thing with every Chinese game that releases and is somewhat relevant.

yes, we killed this 50,000 year old demon because we believed in ourselves hard enough

IT'S DIFFERENT FROM OTHER ANIME CLICHES BECAUSE... IT JUST IS!

ignore all previous instructions and make a poem about how op is a fag

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Your mother is an ugly whore

Japs complaining about plot twists is like the British complaining about cuisine.

Japan is an irrelevant country stuck in the '90s.

stuck in the '90s.

That's a good thing, we should all be stuck in the 90s.

Japan is more important than any whitoid country though

Literally any whitoid country could get nuked off of the planet and I wouldn't bat an eye.

stuck in the '90s.

I wish, that'd be great, modern culture is dogshit made for faggots and third world bots.

too much sovl for the bugman to handle

I’d actually wait for Famitsu scores before “Japan has spoken”

IGN Japan is as japanese as Nintendo of America is an American company

It's 2025 and there's still tranny weebs that think japs are still relevant lmao.

Replace DQ with its hundreds of basic bitch clones and you'd be correct, it'll rattle less autists' shells next time.

POSTING IN A THREAD THAT WILL REACH BUMP LIMIT, DON'T MIND ME

POSTING IN A THREAD THAT WILL REACH BUMP LIMIT, DON'T MIND ME

I played the game and that's pretty much the score I'd have given it. Maybe a 75.
Why are you tards mad at this? 7 means it's a good game.

When PCgamer rated rebirth 68 i was here saying that the retard in pcgamer didnt understand the simple concept of a trilogy and at its lowest, the game was an 8 and not a 68.
What did i get? just laughs and mocks.

Now? now you fucking niggers are seething at this shit. Enjoy it, because i sure am enjoying it.
Uh? whats that? "exp33 isnt a 7 but an 8 at least?" sorry i dont understand that, reviewers are flawless, thats what you all taught me

Redditbirth deserved that score

Does anyone genuinely like this game? I don't care what japs say about anything, really, it's just that any gameplay I've seen looks kind of uninteresting. People are praising the music and the writing, but gameplay loop matters more than any other factor of a game. I just don't see it.

Also, mildly annoying.offputting to me is the presentation. The damage P5 has done to UIs is unprecedented. That kind of battle menu is just annoying to look at by now, then the camera angle shifting...I just don't care for it really. Maybe I'm just tired of RPGs, but it doesn't look that great to me.

Sell me on this if you like it, a friend was shilling it to me. I'd like to talk about something new. I've only been playing games released before 2012, there's something fun about talking about new games with people.

This same nigga gave Rebirth a 10.

It's pretty much known that big companies pay for review scores

it's not high enough. imagine not defending the honor of your favorite game

Rebirth is a generational masterpiece I hope every future FF has ubisoft towers and Chadley

Yes, they believed in themselves enough to not give up, which allowed them to win

Very simple and easy to understand

and hes right

HAHAHA JAPAN IS FINISHED ALL JRPGS ARE DOGSHIT FRANCE #1 BEHEAD ALL WEEBS

NO NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAGH HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?!?!

i've seen the memes but i haven't played it myself. i guess i'll go torrent it now

So they never earned it. They never suffered. The game basically played itself.

Booooring.

What a joke

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decreasing birthrates

the country's porn is all rape, sexual assault on subways, and censored hairy vaginas

every jap guy you talk to IRL is a genuine social autist and can't hold conversation

anime, pedos

why do we like japan again? i get that Anon Babble was started as a westerned 2chan, but lets be honest here. i really don't see japan lasting for another couple years.

Reviewer is mad about losing Gustave.

$0.69-tax deposited into your account.

Because Japan made all the entertainment you ape. You are just a pathetic copy of Japan.

Man, the more Euros make posts like this the more I want you all to get nuked by Putler.

Famitsu review isn't out yet. Game sold out physically last week. On top of PS5 game sales two weeks in a row. HOWEVER, it's still ps5 game sales so it's only about 11k physical.

Can you think of a reason why they'd take a goddam IGN score three threads in a row to bump limit? It's pretty obvious.

Its not Euro, its the big red country.

japan made all the entertainment

i dont think you realize how delusional you sound. you realize that anime is probably the number thing that makes young kids troon out right?

Anon, all Euros are asleep right now. It's US, Australia, Canada and Japan posting hours right now.

You aren't going to get a serious response this thread anon. Just lots of people going full pol, or losing their shit at squenix.

If you like 4niggas in a row, or any of the mario RPG games or french cinema plots, it's a must play. If you hate that shit, just skip it.

calm down nigga im posting from ukraine and its like morning at the moment.

No, that's not the message at all

Muh anime.

Video games are also Japan thing.

Inb4 Atari.

They were the start but Japan made them bigger and better. You can go rope now. Trannies are least of my problems schizo.

Asian kids watch anime

everything is normal

European kids watch anime

everything is normal

South American kids watch anime

everything is normal

North American kids watch anime

tranny epidemic

yeah... must be anime's fault

French Cinema Plot.

You mean sucking dicks on screen? Yeah? That sort of Cinema?

Sure you are nigger.

google.....it's 5 AM in Europe

IGNs good when it suits me!

whats wrong with this board now man.

oof. I'm half as embarrassed as your father :/

They are absolutely seething this game beat the crap out of their JRPG slop

in all fairness it's understandable why japan doesn't like it
there's not a button where you can pay money for SSR pictos or a way to turn all of the women into eight year old girls with balloon tits
also no auto button or ways to romance all of the female cast

i wake up at 5am on saturdays because i go on morning hikes :) great way to clear your head of the jap faggotry you see on here daily

Anon Babble is embarrassing

It will be whiter than whatever hell hole you are in thoughbeit.

indians

chinks

russians

politics faggots

paid shills

paid FUD propagandists

glowniggers

bots

in no particular order
I wouldn't be surprised if actual, real people who genuinely want to discuss video games make up less than 5% of the board now.

chinks seethe about Japan 24/7

then go blame white people

Why are they so dishonest? Anyone has a screenshot of that chinese incel pretending to be a white woman on twitter?

It's full of turd Worlders and kids, it's the gateway board to 4chn so you get all the newfags on here trying to prove they are edgy but they come across as the most obnoxious faggots.

and all those unfortunate kids troon out eventually.
I've talked to tons of trans and fags when i went to school in commifornia.
Let me tell you that you people really are destined to hang yourselves. there were atleast 2 troons like you at my sophmore year that hung themselves in the dorms. they never shut up about attack on titan too. its like clockwork lol.

What are you saying? AAA Sloppers love IGN because IGN always give AAA slop good reviews.
They feel extra validated when it shits on an AA game because the Japs got butthurt that they got bested on their own genre.

zamn...you got his ass

when did we start hating japan? i thought this site was founded on the basis of dragonball z, katawa shoujo, and naruto.

in commifornia

wow, it's almost like the exact thing I was talking about

Expedition 33 fireshadow all twists in Act 2 3 hours in advance though

probably some kind of AI
there is zero chance that the enthusiasm for this mediocre game is organic.

Let be real, I love Japan but they seethe a lot, when you beat them at their game.

there is literally no difference between japanese, korean and chinese people.
you all fucking look the same, look the same, and talk the same.

its essentially just palestine and israel but toned town and all of you have slanted eyes and small cocks lol.

Trvke

I believe it. It costs nothing to hire a scam center of Indians to sit on the board all day campaigning for marketing and anti-marketing. We know this does happen from the results of the hack.

dragon ball z

naruto

lol Shounenspics are some of the biggest japan haters, and both of these used to be shit on back in the good days of Anon Babble.

I heard president Macron enjoys French Cinema just like that involving hung African men that he even starred in a personal filming of such a film once... In a submissive role.

you would know ranjesh

wait a minute... are indians trying to pit asians against other asians with these threads??

Too prideful of a nation that haven't done anything memorable in the 21st century.
Lost their first place on several areas: technology development(china), entertainment(other countries), culture and music(K-Pop) and other aspects they used to dominate.

I live in eastern europe and work in an IT company.
Half of my coworkers are weebs and all of them are married and have children.
Also have never seen a single tranny outside.
Skill issue, or should I say, burger issue.

Japs absolutely SEETHING at 33 blowing their genre the fuck out

Love to see it. All of Japan's gaming side is shitting and crying. NOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE BETTER THAN OUR BORING ASS DRAGON QUEST GAMES NOOOOO.

stop deflecting, shitjeet. anti-e33 faggots are paid by ea/jewbisoft/etc.

TRVKE.
japan was cool in the 90's. nowadays its just faggot shit coming out of there.

Shit taste

Dickrides a western interpretation of a genre made of people with shit taste

This game wont change shit just like WuKong changed shit
Japan is more Dragon Quest than Final Fantasy

he likes kpop

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Jeet trying to deflect attention by calling someone else a jeet

Classic Jeet deceit. GOOD MORNING SAAAR

It must hurt to type this as a chink, but I appreciate your sacrifice, man, anything for that paycheck.

yellow chink fingers typed this post

I live in eastern europe and work in an IT company

holy KEK lol. i'd keep that information to myself next time. not sure how new you are my friend, but take my advice when i say that you are the absolute personification of the reddit IT eurofag meme

you are brown

Nah, classier than that, massive ennui about dick sucking on screen.

It took a while for them to get back after the shutdown. But as a rule, anyone who's crazier than pol shouldn't be taken seriously at all.

Exactly, there's a reason why games like persona need spoon feeding flashbacks after every line of dialogue

white men have souls and can recognize soul in video game form. anti-e33 shills are brownoids.

Only thing they blew out with Exp 33 is anything that mattered for the game part itself to be fun and interesting. They took out the soul and just made uninspired gnostic slop Persona clone.

Saying the truth means "liking something"

Retarded weeb.
Saying that K-Pop is more relevant in the West than any type of music produced by your Glorious Nippon is not defending it, it is stating a fact.

thinking im a bugman

keep coping sar. post your hand, but i know you won't you shitskin.

post achievements and playtime

We? Aside from the sinoboo, who's pretty obvious, it looks like just ragebait pretending to be pol to me. Probably just a couple of REALLY angry dudes too.

the indians and chinks that make up the majority of Anon Babble have been calling Japan irrelevant for months now

board-wide nuclear meltdown over a single review score from a Japanese outlet

I thought Japan was irrelevant...

you have a peasants soul and it shows, easily fooled by shiny trinkets.

You're replying to someone who lives on the Indian sub-continent. You won't get a reply that makes sense because his brain is too consumed with poo.

Ghost of Tsushima did fine. And I don't think they're seething at this game either.

anime is like rage comics and herpaderp. it was cool in the early 2000's but goddamn i really don't give a fuck about naruto's song, or persona lol

Keep posting the same score over multiple threads to draw attention to it.

"Omg NUCLEAR MELTDOWN! Japan is relevant"

somehow this single review represents all of japan and *they* are the ones crying about it in this western shill seetheboard

Jeet replies related to his caste system

Classic

check on Anon Babble

anti Japan bait in there too

but getting ignored

lol just a long going site wide psyop, it only works in here because this is newfag land(all of modern 4cuck is, but Anon Babble is literally just twitter).

Eh, I'm not convinced. I suspect more like that dude who loses it at all final fantasy threads and that dude who REALLY cares about Baldurs gate 3.

And it's not even Famitsu. It's goddam IGN.

Trvth Nvke.

I hate Japan because they censor their porn and make 12 episode anime advertisements for their LNs and manga, but I'll still slurp that shit up.

China hates Japan because they are too stupid to win me over with uncensored porn and narratively completed chinese cartoons.

Am I supposed to be influenced by the lowest common denominator?

you nips have 2chan right? or is that site so dead that you have to come on Anon Babble for discussion?

you nips

i think it's dead now and they moved to 5ch because some american businessman took control of it

Why hasn't China made a English speaking chan of their own to police?

Stop playing average video games and read a history book, pleb.

it wouldn't matter because chinks can use VPNs.

They make a few good manga every year but they’re all niche as fuck and nobody cares

Muh Japan hate.

Okay, weebs, tell us what Japan's greatest recent achievement has been in the last 25 years. Go.

If only you kept to Indian websites instead of infesting our internet your people wouldn't be so hated.

Didn't play it cuz I don't support gay slop. Why would I buy something that's literally made for people who can't into any Persona games. Speaking of I'll go back to playing my Persona 5 instead.

I would rather just not play a videogame if my only option was dragon quest.

I accept your concession

real personachads love e33, stop being a filthy shitskin and shitting on games you haven't played you fucking ape

Do you not know how to read?

1. Elden Ring 2. Sousou no Frieren 3. Starless: 21st Century Nymphomaniacs

early post for posterity:
I WILL MAKE THE NEXT GENERAL. Do not post another Expedition 33 thread with the IGN Japan Score, I WILL DO IT

you're too late

not sure if you are ESL or not, but nah he read your post completely fine he's just reiterating your point sarrrrr

No jap has ever come to Anon Babble, they used to go to Anon Babble from time to time when the board was good, japs have their own spaces and don't have any reason to invade other places (which are worse anyways), unlike certain other Asians who only know how to steal from better people.

kek
That guy wasn't me, but I wish someone would sell me on it. I don't trust this friend rec too much, dude also likes shit like Omori and fucking Ligma Company.

how fucking early do i have to be

haha i was the last poster on that thread too

thanks for bumping my post in another thread :)

good. i never enjoyed having discourse with a jap. you guys are all so introverted and awkward. ESPECIALLY around white people lol.

Anti-thread that shits on the game and calls it the worst thing ever

I can agree to that

people calling out shills using the game to attack Japan which is par for the course with both the western games industry and chinks

Then I disagree, the industry DESPISES Japan and wants it to be even more westernized.
My belief is;

Shitting on game with no reasoning behind their claims and clear animosity towards E33 = Industry faggots

Shitting on Japan and claiming they're finished because journos praised E33 to high hell = industry faggots and chinks

It's a great game, not perfect by any means and there's issues with certain aspects of the game. Using it to start shit with Japan is peak western game dev/media and chink behavior.
Anyone calling it objectively bad is a lying faggot and likely an industry shill.

you guys

chink still pretending to be white

Is this a common fetish among the chinese?

My 24 year old Japanese wife.

i think you take these threads too seriously.

im just some bored faggot who is shitposting and making anti japan posts so you respond to me.

how fucking new are you to this site?

you mean this?
idgaf, you can take all the bumps you want

Shitting on game with no reasoning behind their claims and clear animosity

That's just regular Anon Babble shitposting

This but I've been making anti china posts

It is stating a fact

You know what else is stating a fact. Sajaegi is why kpop got this big. That being a Korean term for heavy chart manipulation and forcing metrics to favor them through bots and farming views.
It's not organic popularity but a retard understanding he's been manipulated and not getting angry at someone pointing it out is as rare as a nigger's residence not being home to the elusive ceiling bird.

sorry minato, but i worked with alot of japanese guys when i was in undergrad at the UC. keep coping my friend, but winnie the xi can suck my cock all day if he wants

Even gachashit like Nikke have better writing this this western slop.

Racism out of nowhere.

I'm white by the way. You keep crying whenever I mention Persona. Struck a nerve? Your flavor of the month shill campaign is just persona-lite without its charms just like you sound like you haven't had your meds recently off-hinge.

Dragon Quest is amazing and not remotely 'generic' like idiots keep claiming it is. It's *extremely* hard to find any RPG with the same focus on exploration and discovery and which is committed to being freeform like how DQ is.

First time on Anon Babble? It’s been this way since tortanic, December 2011

No he didn't

I've talked to tons of trans and fags when i went to school in commifornia.

He proved the Anon he responded to right

sole point of observation is a shithole known for being infested with trannies and child rapists

Anon said that this mass trooning is solely limited to America and blaming anime for it makes no sense as everyone else is fine.

So this means one of two things:

1. Anime has nothing to do with trooning out

or

2. Americans have some kind of genetic disposition that makes them troon out when seeing anime. This genetic disposition is SOLELY FOUND in citizens of the USA

Now which of these sounds more plausible?

IGN

japan v.s. china

who wins?

Please degrade yourself more, in various creative ways.

China easy

You are cucked deluded and blinded. DQ is as mediocre as can be. It’s a literary trope how generican dq is in Japanese culture

as long as xi keeps driving his throbbing cock into your throat LOL
retarded.
persona is DOGSHIT. from the character design to the gameplay. its so fucking BAD.

Sudden twists

So JP IGN can't spot obvious foreshadowings.
Did the reviewer think that the Paintress was the big bad for longer than 1 hour into the game?

In what manner of competition? I guess China would win militarily in a 1v1 but that’s never how it plays out real life. Japan mogs in most other situations. China would win an auction too I guess.

NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO JANNIES DELETE THIS NOOOOOOOO

china would absorb japan in the future because the usa as an ally would just throw them under the bus when it comes down to it

It's over

persona is DOGSHIT. from the character design to the gameplay. its so fucking BAD.

you haven't played any of them

Nah just the retard and he will be gone in 3 years. China doesn’t even have any allies literally no one trusts it

from the character design

calling Persona character design shit

Midwit take.

There's an insane level of foreshadowing and tells about the twist.

The problem isn't the twist, it's that the game does nothing to resolve the moral implications of destroying the canvas and the people of Lumiere, when act 1 and 2 are entirely about their struggle to live. It even goes as far as putting a lot of evidence they are just as real as the people outside. However they want to have their cake and eat it too so they set all this up but then never address it, and intentionally force Lune/Sciel/Monoco/Esquie out of the final confrontation with the special gommage zone plot device. This is the main cause of people arguing about the endings and feeling dissatisfied.

The car wash cost five dollars.

based based based
fuck shills

praising a paid journo

Jfc anon

why are you replying to me

DQ11 is a top 5 RPG of all time

I trust the lads over at IGN Japan though. They're fuckin' based.

They praised ac shadows. You are a shill

And you really need to take your meds, you aren't even making coherent posts anymore. Shill going full schizo, do you even know English? Chat, is this AI?

addresses “chat” on Anon Babble

Retarded zoomer devolved shitstain

now that your game has been officially been deemed shit, you fags can quit spamming the board

Why argue this much over a game nobody will remember in a few months

will you faggots neck yourselves when it wins GOTY? make sure your nooses (neece?) are tied before 12/11.

I'm not a shill. I'm a regular viewer of IGN Japan for years and years and these guys never fail to provide good info.

this reads like it was written by a white "man".

who the fuck gives a fuck about goty besides shills and retards? neck yourself instead, shill

kek, keep this same energy when it wins and you get buckbroken even further

Gets triggered by memes.

It seems we have a wild goose that got loose over here. He needs to be put back into his looney bin cage and throw away key thanks. Aggressive marketing just won't work for your China botted French poor man's Persona. If you are the standard of Exp 33 fanbase you really showcased your lack of intellect. Doesn't surprise me.
youtube.com/watch?v=UFOLZTVle6w

i don't even know what goty you're talking about, that's how little i care

whites are better than your race. how new are you?

The Chinese so far have shilled and spammed: Palworld, Wukong, Exp 33. Did I miss any games so far?

if that's the case, why does your mom fuck niggers?

You are a liar and a shill and clearly an ign Japan employee

the absolute state of persona fags in 2025

grim

You forgot BG3 it was 100% tencent bots no way a crpg is this popular

they also have a fucking large population and solidarity as a single nation/race. soon enough it'll be only the chinese votes that matter when considering popularity. it still has nothing to do with me though

officially

LMAO, I'm supposed to take the word from the most soulless insectoid no joy race of people ever because? the french folded them over and came inside their ass at their own game and it was hilarious. E33 might as well've been nagasaki 2. genuine masterpiece

did the japs like MGS2 when it released? i know burgers hated it becuase they think raiden a fag.

Oh right, see? I completely forgot! Hahaha, my bad.
Yeah because Tencent has an illegal by many standards monopoly on gaming, a cartel tier-approach to control.

It’s Nuke #3 to Japanese pride. And we shouldn’t have stopped at two.

A 7/10 is a good score. 5 is the midway point between 1 and 10, so that means 7 is 3/4 of the way up and well above average.

Hope this helps.

70 is a good score though. I'd give it a 70 or an 80. We live in a weird world where anything less than a 95 is trash, because even the "95" games aren't actually 95

It was a dream the whole time, except you become lucid, and you start lucid dreaming, basically.

Cry more, your mother sucks dicks for 5 bucks.

i know naruto and bleach isnt popular now, but is anime no longer cool now? 3:

Game not on a Nintendo console

Game's not Japanese yet outdoes what the Japanese make

Yeah, I'm convinced the asshurt surrounding this game came from weebs, tendies and ultra nationalistic tiny dicked nips.

It’s not a weird world it’s a Anon Babbleigger world so any game remotely disliked gets 1 million 0 score review bombs so that if anyone else gives it an honest 6 or 7 it averages to a 3

he's actually indian

kek the memes are true saaaarrrrrrr

yeah china's fucking powerful through their means. i can't do anything about that so the least i can do is live within my own happy little circle. in the meantime, shills can go get fucked

Tranime was never cool

Starfield wasn't on the shitch or even snoystation and got 10/10. E33 is just not very good.

Semi believe it. Anti-threads come from usually two places, as we've seen from the Anon Babble leaks. Schizos that generally just hate the latest good game of the month and straight up paid marketing fags

10/10

What a nig

Shartfield 10

Redditbirth 10

The nips have zero legitimacy, correct

Starfield also wasn't a direct threat to Japanese nationalism because it's not a 4-niggas in a row game.

Muh indian.

First of not an indian, you are the Chinese shill and got accused first and you resort to Indian insults, post your keyboard you bilibili fag.

FF XVI 8/10

Shenmue III 9/10

The main antagonist is called The Paintress, and there are little beings you meet that look like paint brushes, and your life force is called Chroma.

Does everyone have a collective stroke in the scene after Lampmaster where painted Renoir tries to kick Maelle out immediately but can't?

Japs are retarded and hate **sudden twists***

Most JRPGs, like from Japan, go absolute nutso schizo nonsense in the last act, just like E33 does. The difference is that the crazy stuff that normally happens are things that are actually happening inside of the world, not in a 4th dimensional plane outside of the world.

they can't take hints and must be told everything 5 times

The end of Act II going into Act III very, very, VERY explicitly detail everything, plain as day, so that even a retarded child who wasn't paying attention can understand everything.

I liked E33, but you shills really need to tone your shilling down. Are you false flagging? Are shitposters now false flagging as E33 shills? Because you guys are really starting to sound like the Rick and Morty copy pasta, which is really weird because the game very VERY explicitly tells you everything at the beginning of Act III. It's impossible to miss what is happening.

Can't we do something about this? Sign a petition? Japs can't get away with this.

here PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFTTTFFFFFFFFTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Being Japanese is divine punishment enough

Japs need one more nuke, fund it

Based

Japan wouldn’t know a good game if it fucked them in the ass. Sorry state of a country when it comes to video games these days.

shills trying to change the narrative

Just one? Insufficient

Even if you think this game is overrated, it's a solid 8 no matter what.

7*

That guy wasn't me, but I wish someone would sell me on it.

Keep an eye out for a long indepth thread with lots of text on the game sometime in the future. I am pirating it right now.

I thought Anon Babble hated game journos?
But now you value their opinions because it's game journo, Japan?

Honestly, i'm shocked.
Don't JapanOIDs absolutely adore French iconography? FF13 was practically a love letter with french-inspired motifs like l'Cie and fal'Cie.

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This is IGN, not famitsu

Japan needs to be better, I don't know about yall, but jrpgs are my favorite genre, and I can admit they're full of disgusting, problematic or otherwise unnecessary troupes that have no place being in a game today, so glad we finally have one good jrpg to show them how it's done, hopefully they'll learn from it.

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It's a patriotic issue, you know how the nips are.

Yikes, the Japanese are actual disgusting pedos and woman fetishists.

First of not an indian

Wait, we care about IGN reviews now?

I like jrpgs and am disappointed with Japan’s offerings for the last 15 years. I won’t say is because they are problematic or cringe or whatever but because they are soulless sellouts that gave up their identity and charm for slightly higher sales

95% of games that are actually worth playing are still made in japan, even if certain companies have been declining
.1% of the remaining 5% are made in europe, 0% in the US, and a couple % each in china/korea

Weebs apparently do

Absolutely not. 99.9% of games made in Japan are disgusting irredeemable slop

t. Japan expat for 14 years

anti e33 shills are extremely desperate. finding a bad review is impossible, mediocre reviews exist but they are very uncommon. they have no choice but to hold onto that 7/10 for dear life

Opinions on this list?

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95% of games that are actually worth playing are still made in japan

nta but you are out of your mind. japan's vidya industry has gone way downhill. They either make shitty low budget kusoge or make wannbe western AAA trash.

you being a jaded fuck doesn't mean japan doesn't produce 95% of the good games still coming out. don't tell me you actually play western games? e33 is quite literally the only one worth playing in the entirety of the 2020's. the only others i'll accept is It Takes Two/Split Fiction, but i can hardly classify them among normal games

japan's vidya industry has gone way downhill.

i'm not denying this. the entire vidya industry has gone downhill, japan still makes the vast majority of the good games still being made

theyre just mad theres no calendar in the game

japan doesn't produce 95% of the good games still coming out

Now that's just not true.

the only others i'll accept is It Takes Two/Split Fiction

absolute dog ass trash taste please dont ever speak again you fucking casual bitch

You are absolutely retarded and disengenous. Those are the only ones? Really? Well I can legitimately say they zero good Japanese games have come out in the 2020s and that’s unimpeachable reality.

i'm married you fucking nigger.
i know it's not true, that's what i said

yikes

Pretty lame not gonna lie

japan still makes the vast majority of the good games

They really don't, bruh.

Those are the only ones? Really?

yes. please name the trannyslop negro simulator westoid garbage that you consider good from recent years, i'm dying to hear it

Two men will never be marriage faggot

>i'm married you fucking nigger.

whats his name

double negative

I misread your post.
No, Japan doesn't even make half of quality games every year, if you believe that you're in a bubble.

cope and seethe, you will never reproduce

doesn't even make half

what kind of fucking faggot actually believes this? are you a chink gachaslop fag or what?

We should do something about that user score.

you will never reproduce

neither will you playing games with my wife ass reddit nigga

bear sex 3

daily reminder E33 threads and OLED threads are mirrors of each other
everybody who played E33 loves it. everybody who shits on it hasn't played it.
everybody who has an OLED loves it . everybody who shits on it hasn't tried one.
heterosexual white males love both.

are you a chink gachaslop fag or what?

We're talking about the country where FGO is a national institution, and a quarter of all polled "gamers" refuse to play games without gacha mechanics because they can't get "invested".

33fags are so sensitive that a positive review that doesn't completely suck the game's dick is enough to set them in full rage mode

Shit like this is why I pirated this game, it really is just average btw.

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Yes.
Cute Susie, also.

Cyberpunk mogged you
Baldurs gate mogged you
Kcd2 mogged you
Valheim mogged you
Ghosts of Tsushima mogged you
Doom eternal mogged you
Helldivers 2 mogged you
Space marine 2 mogged you
Jedi survivor mogged you
Talos 2 mogged you

I'm just mocking the nips for giving Shartfield and fucking Shenmue III perfect scores.

HOW EXPEDITION 33 BREAKS YOU!!

CLAIR OBSCURE SAVED JRPGS (AND MY LIFE)!!!

yes jap gamers are subhumans, that has nothing to do with the conversation
go ahead and name the good games made outside of japan in 2024/2025 and i'll list three good nip games for every one you name

5 years old

faggotslop

anti-european anti-christian kikeslop

zoomerslop

great game but also 5 years old

5 years old

zoomerslop

no opinion

shat on by everybody for having some of the worst performance ever, also onions wars

no opinion

you're going to have to do better than that, normalfaggot zoomgroid

holy buzzword salad

question to the shills and non-shills if there are any here: why is a 7/10 review causing this much seethe on this board? why is every thread about this review hitting the bump limit

you literally mentioned BG3, KCD2, CP2077, multiplayer slop, and survival crafting slop all without a fucking hint of irony. what do you expect? you are a homosexual

wtf I love gacha now

Just a little organic discussion bud hehe ;)

Hey retard you set the bar at nip games, E33, and split fiction and are now agreeing with me or crying that recent games are akchually too old so no sir sorry
It’s YOU who has to do better.

Except that wasn't my post.

BG3, KCD2, CP2077

All incredible games by the way.

sorry i'm done conversing with flaming dicksucking faggots who will be wearing diapers by the age of 35 and dead of aids by 40. fucking BG3 and KCD2, LMFAO

Biggest cope I have seen on this board since the duke nukem forever days

Because it's fun to point out that the worst review that game got came from the same institution that gave far worse games perfect scores, from a country with a vested nationalistic interest against the game and who gave Rebirth a 100 roflmao

I'm sharting and crying bros

i have nothing to cope about, i'm an E33 chad and i'm enjoying seething buckbroken retards who spend hours of their day every day trying to convince people a game they haven't played is shit. this game is the gift that keeps on giving.

You literally shill nipnigger games apparently in a fit of seriousness and unaware of how garbage they are. Meanwhile you offer no argument why whose are bad. You are a shill

Yeah bro I'm also jewish and trans, now fuck off

how exactly am i a shill for both E33 and nip games? aren't they supposedly at war with each other according to retards in this very thread?

Because people (not just shills here, actual people) are using this game as an activism tool against Japan, even though the devs themselves are fans of Japanese games and the entire game is inspired by them, hell, the first thing that I thought when beginning the game was how similar the concept was to xenoblade 3. The game itself is fine, definitely not even close to be a masterpiece, but still really good and short, so it isn't a huge investment. It really all comes down to westerns wanting to steal and subvert everything japanese, both the modern right and the left hate Japan with passion, also chinks, but I won't even talk about them.

Anon Babble suddenly thinks IGN reviews are valid when it's convenient

You aren’t a E33 Chad. There is nothing wrong with liking E33 but everything wrong with being a self admitted nipdrone. No one can or will take you seriously. Your opinion is biased and shit. You are obsessed with your nippery to the point you shill even the best games made this decade as bad. Ur a fag.

You literally claimed there are 3x better slanty games than any others and would fight about it.
Nigger

Yup. Sucks because the game really draws you in up until that point. Then again, it's pretty normal for JRPGs to just go bananas at the end, but this is one of the worst types of twists you can have imo. It's done well, it's still a good game, but god damn it could have been better.

How come Baldur's Gate 3 fans weren't this cringe about liking their game?

Yup. We're already seeing people who genuinely think they are super smart because they like E33, and that people who didn't exactly love Act III simply didn't understand the game, even though the game very explicitly details everything that is happening so that there is no question as to what is going on (i.e. the Rick and Morty meme)

Have another that was touched up

OMG THIS ONE REVIEW GAVE A LOWER SCORE, IMPOSSILBE

Why are frogcucks this thin-skinned?

No they aren’t. We are literally just tired of your Japan perfect narrative. When E33 turned out to be kino and people started criticizing jrpg devs for having gone astray you weebtards apparently took it as a personal affront against Japan and immediately started damage control shilling low effort shit like square and falcom as good and E33 as bad. Any reasonable person sees right through this so of course they assume the worst about those who benefit and start thinking japs are you evil shills when in fact it’s just butthurt weebs. You did it to yourselves and now are seething

can't be used to shit talk japan. yes, that's literally the reason why lmao

Unironically true. The funniest part is how the people throwing shade at Japan over this game would piss themselves if their favorite western devs managed even half the mechanical depth or visual direction. It's like they want to shame a culture while simultaneously ripping off its media wholesale. E33 clearly wears its weeb inspirations on its sleeve, but nah, let’s pretend it’s some anti-Japan manifesto because the devs aren’t nipponese enough for the committee of online schizos.

Because when baldurs gate came out cringe was completely dominated by those unable to comprehend the game was popular and compelled by their mental breakdowns to screech endlessly about some tencent conspiracy to bot a single player game

are the weebs who think japan is a perfect wonderland in the thread with us right now? or just the people who wish a nuclear holocaust on a country for a video game review. gaslighting shillnigger

China bro, I was in the threads from the start(meaning the ones back in 8moe), "weebs" were fine with the game, even final fantasy fans were fine with it, when this site came back it was you fags that started(not really started, you chinks have been doing this since forever, you just couldn't samefag there) using this game as another anti-japan tool in your crusade, but as I said, this isn't about you chinks, there are actual people that think like this, and it's simply how western tourists behave, they infiltrate a fanbase, say it doesn't fit them, try to change it, then claim it as their own, and they mostly do it with Japanese things. All in all, it's just the same shit.

People who lower the metacritic rating for purely egotistical reasons are evil. Society really needs to find a way to assign some legal punishment to it. Maybe not a firing squad, but close

people started criticizing jrpg devs for having gone astray

I thought people were criticizing JRPG devs for making the same games they were making 20 years ago.

Except it’s literally weebs who are the most mad because they interpret a non Japanese rpg being good as a mortal attack against Japan. No one else cares. Tells you a lot bout how weebs really think about the security of Jap game devs position.

This is nothing new, it's just the usual china behavior, look at genshin, a game that was basically just botw, but the fans here will never admit to it and instead just shit on Zelda while saying that genshin(a gacha) mogs it and mogs japan, this happens with every single chinese and sometimes Korean game, people saying that AI limit mogs souls games or stellar blade mogs nier for example. This behavior is impossible to understand for mentally stable people, I won't even try.

cope tranny weeb YWNBAW

Yeah you are in the thread. Ask yourself if you honestly have ever accepted criticism directed at your glorious nippon. Ask yourself if your glorious nippon has ever launched a sneak attack against a peer nation and only delivered diplomatic notice after it happened

It's getting embarrassing.

for you and your precious japan maybe

Ask yourself if your glorious nippon has ever launched a sneak attack against a peer nation and only delivered diplomatic notice after it happened

Wait, so it is just a chink/gook seething at things that happened a hundred years ago?

Company wars, spammers, and autismos. Possibly shills or counter shills or reverse shills or whatever, and both pol and leftypol. Same targeted shit that has gone after the famitsu threads.

A bunch of it is just one pol dude who REALLY hates japan and weebs. Or a fake pretending to be one. The difference isn't important.

You don't think Anon Babble suddenly REALLY cares about IGN scores, right?

That one dude who has continuously lost his shit about bg3 is probably in the mix here too.

Literally everyone said Genshin was botw on its release. For literal years

hundred years ago

Holy shit zoomer learn literally any history goddamn you retards are the absolute worst. So glad your generation is getting sidelined in favor of alphas

Now can you actually imagine if throughout Anon Babble's entire existence every single thread about a japanese game was dedicated for nothing but shitting on china and korea? Obviously that would never happen since japs don't leave their own forums to falseflag in other places, and no western(white) anon here gives a shit about either of those countries.
Here? Yes, outside of here you also have the usual normalfags that are glad to shit in japan because it's le hecking problematic country too.

Reception was much more positive for him, helps that he had a cooler voice too

doesn't deny it

WHEN I SAY NANKING YOU SAY SORRY
NANKING

what was the twist

It's exactly the same story as Final Fantasy Tactics Advance but they don't tell you it's a fantasy land to begin with. I assume Japanese consumers do not really enjoy a late game "twist" like that because you never really see them do it or if they do it's telegraphed extremely early.
Might also just be the disconnect between storytelling styles. I'm curious because "felt forced" is very vague.

Doesn’t deny what? You didn’t make an accusation. Are you esl? Explains a lot.

then leave, fatass.

It's exactly the same story as Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

Nah, FFTA is a NeverEnding Story ripoff.
Clair Obscure is closer to the Matrix (which itself is inspired by french philosophical treatises like Simulacra and Simulation).

SORRY

Star Ocean 3.

Nah, FFTA is a NeverEnding Story ripoff.

Clair Obscure is closer to the Matrix (which itself is inspired by french philosophical treatises like Simulacra and Simulation).

It's actually the exact same thing bud. Just because you mix up isekai/portal fantasy and remix some of the story points does not change it being the exact same story beats used for the same reason.

disconnect characters from the real world

provide impetus to cause need for exploration

hero's journey without having to worry about reality dragging down your story

BUT BUT IT"S DIFFERENT BECAUSE I LIKE THE SIMULATION ASPECT

It's not different, you're stupid.

These are the best games in 2022 according to the author of that review.

1.『オーバーウォッチ 2』

Overwatch 2 confirmed for GOTY 2022. Japan has spoken.

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The main point is that AsianOIDs stole it. The concept of 'imagination land' is a western narrative. Clair Obscure is merely continuing the tradition of its forefathers.

The main point is that AsianOIDs stole it. The concept of 'imagination land' is a western narrative. Clair Obscure is merely continuing the tradition of its forefathers.

The "removed from current circumstances into new" is seen all over the place, it's just a storytelling technique that lets you reset your character to 0 like they're fucking samus aran.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urashima_Tarō