Do you own any retro consoles?

Do you own any retro consoles?

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that's a dude

Holy cr*p, it's Gohan

I own a sega genesis

i actually can't tell if this is a man or a really ugly girl

Why is that one guy Gohan

That's one ugly human being
Even yong yea in the back looks better than whatever this creature is

kill zoomers, behead zoomers, twist niggerzoomers heads off. TZD

I own
Nintendo

NES

SNES

N64

GC

Wii

WiiU

Switch

GBC

GBA

DS

3DS

Sega

Genesis

Gamegear

SegaCD

Saturn

Dreamcast

Sony

PS1

PS2

PS3

PS4

PS5

I mostly play PC these days though unless friends come over

DC and Saturn

I kneel. My SNES, PS1, PS2 and GC are not enough to measure up to that kinology levels

Why would you own any if your phone can emulate them all?

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Because the phone has

touchscreen not fit for videogames

Battery life

Battery life is designed for programmed obsolence

Emulation never beat original hardware unless decades old systems that were easy to emulate to begin with like pre gen 5 vidya

Battery life

Android OS = sets on fire 5 minutes in any program running

Peripherals are chinese tier quality

Did I mention battery? Because that shit also drains way fast. Way faster than a 3DS and that one had 2 screens to power

Idk why I need to feel self conscious when literal freaks like this are walking around in tank tops, literally what the fuck is that. That haircut is shit too.

I only have saturn and dreamcast. I own both sonic adventure 1 & 2 with original case and inserts, yet women still don't want to fuck me.

iphone + razer kinshi
this is what GOD intended.

is that a tongue or a lip?

Look at dis dude

iPhone

lol buying the consoles is cheaper and last for longer

You need a phone anyway. You don't need a console. Like how PC used to be cheaper than console because you used to need a PC. But now you don't need a PC because your phone does everything you'd "need" a PC for.

bro looks like a bootleg richard ramirez

damn I recognized zeke almost immediately.

dude this 1000$ phone is more expensive than the 700$ console

this is your brain on thirdie worldie

Yes
My most valuable retro console I own is a Sega Mark III with the FM Sound Unit along with the Twin Famicom

Christmas tree cat house

That's grim.

I bet you have an entire folder of these.

Looks like the dude that drowned and got eaten by sea creatures like a month ago.

You need a phone anyway

no, i don't.

Like how PC used to be cheaper than console because you used to need a PC. But now you don't need a PC because your phone does everything you'd "need" a PC for.

Both are wrong. Phone use is entirely reliant in short bursts while on the move. Big flaw and only reason why it can't make PC completely obsolete

$1000 (for less than 5 years of optimal function) vs less than $700 that will outlive the prior with minimal problems functioning.

dreamcast is older now than the atari 2600 was when dreamcast came out

Yes I own a GameCube and a PlayStation 2.

no, i don't.

Cool, you're a superminority of the first world. For 99% of us that live in normal countries, a phone is a requirement to being gainfully employed.

Phone use is entirely reliant in short bursts while on the move.

It is objectively more secure than a computer, and accomplishes all the task you used to need a PC for. Things like hotel bookings, applying for jobs, buying plane tickets. It was a requirement to have a PC for a while unless you wanted to try and buy things directly, in person, and pay a 50% premium to do so. Now the phone accomplishes that task, and more securely. There is no reason for anyone to "need" a PC outside of job functions. The average household no longer "needs" a PC, but every adult does need an internet capable smartphone.

No, collecting retro shit is for fags and pretentious women

N64 somewhere. Bought another after giving mine away/binning it, can't remember. bought OOT, Shadowman and Extreme G 2, but it's not as good as the first. Was going to give it to a girl as a present but lost her address running from the cops along with some other precious things. Photo album. Notebooks. Hard drives. Kill all cops.

i own my childhood systems and games
i don't care to own other people's childhood systems or games, that's weird

Yeah I own a ps2 :D
Cute fag

Cool, you're a superminority of the first world. For 99% of us that live in normal countries, a phone is a requirement to being gainfully employed.

Cope harder, your argument built around the person didn't work because the person isn't a phone slave.

It is objectively more secure than a computer, and accomplishes all the task you used to need a PC for.

The OS interface being too simplified is a drawback, only work under shallow practicality.

Would.

Yeah I own a ps2

Cope harder, your argument built around the person didn't work because the person isn't a phone slave.

First of all you're the same people considering no one else in this thread is redditspacing. And I'm sorry for not accounting for turd worlders. In Western Europe and North America you need a phone or you literally won't have a job doing anything other than digging ditches.

The OS interface being too simplified is a drawback, only work under shallow practicality.

You literally don't have a clue what you're talking about. Until consumer computers ship with processors containing a TPM chip as a standard, a modern smartphone is infinitely superior for completing needed life tasks online such as online banking. As well as the fact that you need a phone to even have a job in the first place to make online banking useful for you, buying a computer is a luxury. It is no longer a "need." I reiterate, the average household no longer needs a computer like they did in 2007. Instead, each adult needs an internet capable smartphone.
How is India this time of year?

I can't imagine anything more cringe than playing video games on a cellphone. It might be one of the brownest activities I can imagine

wrong

How is India this time of year?

probably a lot of acid rain from all that smartphone consumption

Why do you state the obvious?

I have 3 sega genesis systems and a dreamcast

more impressed with genesis over most of em

First of all you're the same people considering no one else in this thread is redditspacing. And I'm sorry for not accounting for turd worlders. In Western Europe and North America you need a phone or you literally won't have a job doing anything other than digging ditches.

Exposed as zoomer way too hard

a modern smartphone is infinitely superior for completing needed life tasks online such as online banking

not when battery drains or you have a risk of losing it with the access to sensible data

buying a computer is a luxury

*second necessity

do you know le old thing is le old

good to know

not when battery drains or you have a risk of losing it with the access to sensible data

There is no risk of your data being compromised if you lose a cellphone. Your computer being connected to the internet at all is a massive security risk. Until consumer PCs have TPM chips as an industry standard, a smartphone will always be infinitely more secure. You're literally a turd worlder who doesn't know what they're talking about.
The only person getting into your smartphone is the FBI and CIA. The latter is already in your CPU.

buying the consoles is cheaper

Do not redeem ESL sir

probably a lot of acid rain from all that smartphone consumption

kek

acid shit rain

There is no risk of your data being compromised if you lose a cellphone. Your computer being connected to the internet at all is a massive security risk.

implying a phone isn't connected to internet 100% of its time

Anon...

And your phone has these magic little pieces of hardware inside them that make them secure to any kind of outside attacker. I get it, phones were new, trail blazing technology and not worth it for a while, so you ignored them. But you're behind on the times and making yourself look like a bigger retard each time you post. I think the funniest part of all this as well is the only way to make your accounts secure on a computer in 2025 is to have multi-factor authentication tied to your smartphone. You're fighting the weirdest losing battle here. Oh well, its dumb niggers like you that keep me employed.

At my parent's house, yeah.

N64

PS1

GBA

GC

PS2

Xbox

I have all of the last gen consoles at my house but I sold my Wii U, never touched it after Breath of the Wild and emulation is really good now.

ad homing this hard

sorry, saar. won't buy your product

fallacy fallacy

I accept your concession.

An Ad Hominem is when someone insults someone instead of making an argument, not making an argument then tacking on an insult for flavor.

someone insults someone instead of making an argument,

He has done it since the start of his seething

Is he trying not be?
Oh I just thought he was a greasy mystery meat dude.

All I'm seeing is you getting destroyed then going

you're an indian saar saar indian poo poo

Actually it seems like you're the only one making ad hominems. Unless you think posting "wrong" or "Anon..." or "I won't buy your product saar" are arguments.

Still got the nes my parents bought before i was born. Also my old ps2 slim, but I just I emulate because it's a loud, unstable pile of shit.

I got my original Gameboy pocket somewhere around here. Don't really remember where the fuck my old consoles ended up. I know some random fuck stole my old Xbox when I lent it to my friend at uni

keep the cope

n-no u

If you can't admit you were wrong on an Anonymous image board with nothing at stake you are going to cope miserably in the real world.

Troons seem like fun cool dudes, normal guys rarely like neat shit like this.
Why is that?

I bought the white Sega Saturn mostly just because I like the way it looks. Been in love with that design since I saw it in Gamepro back when it was relevant, but it was Japanese only. Was well over a decade until I finally got one for myself.

Don't get me wrong I use it sometimes. Love Batsugun and the Panzer Dragoon games and a few others it's not a complete paperweight but I mostly just have it sit there because it looks cool. It's a nice looking machine. Love it.

this is rather ironic

Oh I also got a Commodore 64 if that counts as one

It's not ironic at all considering leading cybersecurity experts all agree in unison that banking on a computer instead of a phone with proper security chips is pantsu on head retarded, but you do you bro. Thankfully poorfags like you aren't typically at risk of stuff like this.

i don't collect. i just have my nes and my snes games because i always had them. My favorite games are lolo and yo-noid

nigga u gay

I won a PS5

women do not collect old consoles
that's like a rule of thumb

I don't understand zoomer music snobs. Jane's songs sound like shit

It's not about quality, it's about FEELING

Get your filthy whore hands away from my Sega.

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Nice armful of junk
When are you going to show me your little tittes and cock?

I own like a dozen sega saturns. I think I'm only missing the hi-saturn navi and the samsung saturn, both which cost more than everything else combined.

I've got a super nintendo with box