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pourqoui?

Merde.

omelette du fromage

english dub is the definitive script

why would i

c'est omlette au fromage fdp

Makes the songs more kino.

France = Africa. Fuck France

The matrix convinced me many years ago

no way fag

omelette du gommage

Déjà fait.

The worst language? Don't mind if I don't

French fucking sucks. I've had 7 years of French classes in school and thankfully I don't remember much.

Name at least 3 (trois) French movies worth watching.

I'd like the pain au chocolat (pronounced fully in English).

why are all the women in Expedition 33 so fucking thin? Look at her? She's literally anorexic.

I don't have a cock to shove down my throat to get the proper accent, sorry

Asterix & Obelix mission Cleopatre
Fifth element
Leon

sex! sex with french women!

La Grande Illusion
À bout de souffle
Le Professionnel

Not anorexic just child-like and underdeveloped.

SOAKED TO THE BONES!

Fifth element

Leon

These aren't even in French.

Can I count Blue and red?

Jeune & Jolie
Une vraie jeune fille
À ma sœur!

this game really saved Frances image after the disastrous AC:S release by Ubisoft

Wasn't that Canada?

english is already 70% imported french vocabulary

French is the gayest limpwristed sounding language on the planet

There's a new count of monte cristo movie that's pure eyecandy, absolute beautiful locations and setpieces.

Série noire
L'armée des ombres
La Haine

phrench dharatee par sabase adhik langadee aur ajeeb lagane vaalee bhaasha hai-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Those lesbian films starring Lea Seydoux.

I have no idea what your autistic ass just said.

Ummmmm.... Jeet

Absolutely obsessed. Seek help.

I tried, but the numbers system was too gay and retarded. Twice-forty plus eighteen? Connard, just say ninety-eight!
Taxi is quite fun. Sequels are ok-ish (2 and 3 at least, 4 us wack). There's also a reboot from a couple years ago but it was so unfunny I had to turn it off 10-15 minutes in.
Anything with Loie de Funes in leading roles (Fantomas movies, Gendarme movies etc)

Le Pacte des Loups
Boite Noire
Un Long Dimanche de Fiancailles

oui oui baguette
je suis monte
au revoir

mujhe nahin maaloom ki tumhaare otistik gadhe ne abhee kya kah-AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Know Your Place Shitter

You are an untouchable :^)

I'm already fluent. I find France to be extremely boring, thoughbeit

La Haine

mon mec

Kill gustave and sohpie and never bring them back (And don't forget to pump and dump Lune.)

ah yeah? I was there two years and am starting to miss it. The architecture and food ruled. In Hokkaido now and it doesnt have as much personality

Sagre blöö :DDDDDD

qui?

fat hands typing this

French accents are nice.
French language I don't understand (I don't speak it).