You know this is going to be full of orange man bad propaganda and other wokeshit, right?

GTA has been that since the beginning, you're just retarded.

more engagement bait

internet is basically an ocean of people yet we are unable to find meaningful interactions

man life fucking sucks, i should be able to click a button and get match some really cool dude or some girl who likes me a lot
fuck AI, it's not the same

I have a feeling they're gonna play it safer than usual for both sides. Although I'm sure they'll still find ways to shit on white people for having ruined the world and being unfairly privileged and all that standard stuff.

If you think it's bad now just wait, it'll get so much worse. AI is gonna isolate us even more.

there is absolutely going to be a 'strangers and freaks' encounter with some conspiracy guy who wants to assassinate a politician
with a scene in some golf course bushes of course

Bush bad ----> Guy firing all the Bush era neocons....bad? I still haven't seen Trump do anything as retarded as Bush or Obama did. The only really bad thing about Trump is that he's a cuck for Israel.

anyone who thinks the gameplay will be meaningfully different from GTAV is delulu. there is absolutely nothing they can add that wouldn't just be pointless bloat.
wow i can't wait to uhhhh...ride horses, but this time in a modern town where people will yell at me for it. they broke new ground! did you see the bubbles in the beer bottle? holy shit dude!

fishing and golfing is in apparently. I bet pickle ball and other bs will be too. I do like fishing in games desu.

dont give a fuck, game of the decade... keep coping

i am really worried about people actually falling for ai and falling in love with ai

i am gonna sound real rick and morty but seeing through all that shit is a real curse

and?

there is absolutely nothing they can add that wouldn't just be pointless bloat

most things in rockstar games are pointless. gta 5 had tennis and golfing minigames for some reason. the games story never even requires them
RDR2 had blackjack and poker. you could even collect the cards from cigarette packs.

adding more random shit to do is just a natural progression for rockstar

The problems of today are caused by the lack of accountability for the villains of the past.

This, when are we going to admit that Churchill should never have let the Jews tell him what to do?

thats why I'm boycotting gta6. i'm doing my part to save the white race

probably a lot of worthless feminist shit too. fuck Rockstar

god damn what a hideous face

Random shit added to the world for you to do, Western dev: >:(

Random shit added to the world for you to do, Japan: :O

I love kart racing, food delivery, and an Animal Crossing clone in my serious game about Japanese organized crime. Why do you hate fun?

Fishing and golfing

Wow!
Mario party minigames!
Exactly what I wanted out of this crime simulator game.

Yeah that's why I'm not buying it

No I don't and neither do you.
So shut the fuck up and wait for a proper test.
Fucking loud shitheads, I swear...

who said i didnt like the minigames? i personally enjoyed the arcade game from GTA 4 and the casino in GTA online

crime simulator game

with how rockstar wants to capitalise on the GTA RP market, it's absolutely going to be designed as a life simulator game outside of the main story

Who’s gonnna be the Trump parody stand in? Jock Cranley? Jack Howitzer? Donald Love reimagined in HD universe?

he still thinks this is coming out or that the world will be as it is today in 2026

Zoomers, basedllennials, and thots are going to have a massive wake up call soon.

There were files with the name “Right Wing Militia” in the leaks

I can imagine that Rockstar has looked at things like Denizen or Big Ambitions and have been inspired. They're popular crime/life sims so if that's in GTA VI I would not be surprised

You know I'm still buying it right?

Make fun of the left

BASED BASED BASED

Make fun of the right

WOOOOW THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, NO ONE SHOULD BUY THIS

lol
lmao even

336 more hours

Yea, you're probably right. I'm sure there's gonna be at least one mission where you have to protect brown people from the evil whites. Maybe you'll have to save Lucia from being deported by ICE.

Hey retard you forgot to hit enter there

righties were the real snowflakes the whole time

conservatives are truly the most castigated minority
or at least with how much you bitch it seems that way, whiny faggots

More than likely it's going to be a lot of out of date "thank god that's over with" rhetoric relating to trumps first term. Which will be really fucking funny since it's going to release during his second. Remember, this fucking hoggs been in full production for almost a decade, and most of it's writing was probably more or less locked in years ago.

why isn't there a mission where the criminals I'm playing as get brought to justice?

"Haha look at how silly this woke superhero is, who but stuck up liberals would like this garbage"

HAHA BRAVO ROCKSTAR FUCK THE LIBTARDS

"Look at this caricatured conservative politician that talks about the sanctity of genitalia and wants skulls to be measured for intelligence and promotes the nuclear family meanwhile he's fucking prostitutes and doing cocaine"

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
The best parody Rockstar has done in the last decade or so was the character Impotent Rage, which parodies everything wrong with white liberals with a savior complex. Why is he never brought up when people talk about "both sides?"

Yeah.
We no longer want a peaceful world governed by fair and just rules.
Now we want you and everyone like you broken, disgraced, and dead.
Now we play on your level.
This is your fault.
You set this precedent.
Why couldn't you just be normal?

He is YOUR PRESIDENT you retard.

Why would that be a bad thing?

I think they probably had the foresight to change that. Because they've had more than enough time and I doubt any of it was integral to the main story.

Actress who plays Lucia is a chud btw

absolutely jack howitzer
gta 5 had 'sue murry' who was clearly inspired by hillary clinton
i can only assume the game will have a TV debate with jack howitzer vs a geriatric man in a wheelchair or something
halfway through the blonde wig he's wearing will fall off or something

So?

dont care buying for lucia

We need to study why boomers and gen z men worship an ugly senile guy that wants to be king of america

seething ineffectual millennial detected.

Makes sense being the biggest risk to USA is domestic terrorist crap. Something that is heavily weighted towards home grown far right anti-gov groups. It's also an easy villain to write around.
Something more deeply nuanced would just confuse people. Yeee haa muh guns and pickups! Time to shut down the federal blah blah...
but given the life span of GTA games I doubt they get too current event level about anything. It's going to be vague... Either that or the classic fallback of drug smugglers and human traffickers. Also very easy to write around.

Based. Same.

The more orange man destroys america the more these type of posts look like massive cope

Source?

The left did it first and we'd be cucks to not reciprocate.

your president is literally a pedo rapist criminal.

so is yours

no u

Because orange man is good

I just can't wait to see their version of Kanye West
and if death grips will be on the soundtrack

Orange man is bad. But not for the reasons woketards think.
And yes, it is painfully obvious that gta 6 is going to be one of the wokest games out there. Anyone that has hopes for it, are delusional.

We already had this spammed bait thread
YAAWWWWWNNNN

Wait until the game actually comes out you morons. Unless you have any solid evidence then this is all pure speculation.

I want to lift her dress and plunge my cock into her pussy and anus

Don't you dare.

Electing Barack Obama has done untold damage to American politics and culture. We were never ready for a black president.

cut the malarkey

KLUMPF!!!!! IMPEACH!!! NOW!!!

did you just describe biden?