"you sleep rather soundly for a murderer"

"you sleep rather soundly for a murderer"

How do you respond without sounding mad?

By opening the console, removing his "essential" status, and stabbing the fucker for waking me up

Essential

You didn't play Oblivion

[Stay silent]

Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying. Eh, lad?

...

And I'll sleep even better with your lifeless body cuddling me.

Ey my nigga Lucy DAP me up homie

go back to sleep

the next dark brotherhood questline should start after you murder 5 random NPCs

chameleons in the corner and won't leave

I ignored this fucker in every playthrough. never touched the thieves guild questline.

By going back to sleep

. . . y-you too.

go back to sleep

play the game

kill someone

see the message

forget to go to sleep just keep playing the game.

NO ONE TOLD ME

why tho

Mad? It’s a compliment.

Kill him

get out of my bedroom you creepy homo

I used to make it a game of seeing how long I could go in a playthrough before this dude managed to talk to me

He’s a presumptuous dumbass that does absolutely nothing and thinks he’s a badass

THERE ARE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE FUCKING HELP ME

i find stealing to be pathetic, and also I'm rich as fuck by the time I get to Riften, why the fuck would I steal? it's like if Jeff Bezos held up a liquor store.

Stealing is so shit, I love that random thief that spawns with fucking bowls and vases totaling 10g

Uh? uhhhahhwaawassssssssnnn

kill jester

Nah, it just looks that way because of the paralysis demon. I actually have nothing but nightmares.

Look, this game's combat system is ass and I accidentally killed an NPC. Can I go back to sleep now? I promise I'll join if I kill someone for real.

Want to do a diabolically evil rogue playthrough

constantly getting bounties for pickpocketing and getting caught sneaking

can't murder anyone without getting a psychic bounty

essential NPCs everywhere including random guards

keep having to go to jail because theres not even that much to rob from most houses and fences pay peanuts for it

forever running out of charge on my daggers which are worse than swords in every way

cant even craft poison meme apples

Dark Brotherhood and Thieves quests run out, now im just stuck having to do good boy shit as an edgy rogue

Only thing left to do is wait for better gear to spawn and max out chameleon until the game becomes pointless.

Im not sure what I was expecting but this game feels tailor made for heavy armour + sword + fame playthroughs and punishes you constantly for doing anything wrong.

He isn't essential the first time you meet him

wtf is the black hand

I killed a hostile pirate and it counted as a murder. Beating 3 barely armed prostitutes to death the day before was fine though apparently.

I was buying potions once and the lady just died after I paid, so I just stole everything from the store

you were watching me sleep?

They probably set it up to trigger randomly so you don't unwittingly miss out on the content.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

the pirates are considered innocent NPCs outside of the quest they're involved in.

Play Morrowind.

first time i met this guy was after killing a ghost in the Shivering Isles. you'd think the Dark Brotherhood would have way more members, with a recruiter this good. boy did they fuck up

More is not always better.

On a mattress from Mattress Firm, they have a lot of great beds, so I sleep
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You're not missing out on anything.

because I sleep in a race car

There's really no dialogue or support for evil playthroughs. The city guard hivemind is there to constantly remind you that your destiny is to close oblivion gates and be a cuck for the 9.

I dropped the DB questline after 3 missions because they just wouldnt give me the sewer shortcut key. Why thats not the first thing you get on arrival is beyond me.

any rumors?

Stealing would be fine if you didnt need to be maxed out in speechcraft and travel to a fence to get any gold for it. A ruby gold ring is the equivalent of a 1 night stay in a shitty hotel. Most houses are full of 0 worth junk and you need to be level 20 before most other chest rolls are decent. Meanwhile the chad STR enjoyer carries 2k of gold worth of plundered equipment just by walking around a cave at level 1.

He insists upon himself

On the Green Road north of Springfield is Sneed's Feed and Seed.

In there, there is a city-slicker named Homer

Kill him and your initiation into the Dark Brotherhood will be complete

Please someone have the vocaroo of that. I hear it in my sleep.