Smash Melee Full House

Come watch top 8 with your online friends

twitch.tv/mang0

Rip Hax$

omg is that a fat guy with a beard playing a 30 year old game

shut teh fuck up

e-retard thread

kill yourself

PLEASE NONE WIN AGAINST THE OGRE

Does anyone else find it sad that they've been chasing the high of the OG summit house with all of these different invitationals? It's just not the same.

this community is dead. move on.

How does Mango beat Hbox with Falco and then lose to Axe the next round? I'm glad for Axe, but come on, Mango.

Dumb zoomers.

Reminder that nothing ever happens

Let me guess, Trif is a fag.

POV: You're the star of an ISIS beheading video.

I'm a fag

They killed Hax

i'm 30, retarded nintendo bab

Yeah no one cares about melee any more. I'm glad we're all just giving up and letting it die

why aren't they dead yet?

Kind of yeah, but I appreciate them trying. More melee is always good.

Nope, it's gonna take one more good push to really kill it. Don't sing victory yet

Look at the peak viewership today. That doesn't even break an average ludwig reacting to tiktoks stream. They're slowly bleeding. Dark woke lost.

Imagine the smell

Sure, it's shit numbers, but all it will take is a Ludwig lifeline, and bobby scar to start riling everyone up

so much epic melee to be played!!!!!!!!! nothing happened guys we are epic good guys who only play melee

Call me a nigger but I don't think Bobby Scar hits the slippi zoomers in current year. I think they think he's cringe

Kill yourself subhuman you killed Hax

He's always been cringe, he pulls the strings though. People like him simply won't let it die, you can guarantee that

melee will be necro played by pathetic autists but the disgusting nature of the "community leaders" has definitely killed like 30% of the viewers interests. people can tolerate uppity control freaks like troons when theyre just crying on twitter but now that they actually killed someone it just feels dirty to watch

who's the fat boy?

I can already smell that the "community leaders" will try to revive interest. They have basically one more shot, and it all depends on whether they memory hole hax or not

NOOO STOP PLAYING OLD GAME YOU MUST CONSOOOOOM NEW GAME

shalom

I'm just here to say that i'm glad that moky and n0ne beat that disgusting tranny out of the tournament

hax

What's that? You mean, hacks? Those are against the game's rules, buddy. Don't you love Melee? Look at this awesome mang0 combo, don't you want to keep playing? This is such an awesome game that everyone wants to keep playing forever

Cody needs to be lynched publicly

based. i despise trannies more and more with each passing day.

The smash community must burn.

brutal truthpill

Even girls play this game! Don't you love it? We are such a cool community

reminder that the "community" banned and silenced anyone who brought up that hax attempted suicide and to "stop spreading baseless rumors" because they didn't want to admit they were disgusting immoral trash that caused it. when hax revealed that it was true they then continued to blame everyone else.

Why is bro replying to himself. :skull:

zoomzoom doesn't understand following up a post

:skull:

you have to go back

this community is fucking trash. fucking "safe" fun trannies.

Wait. Anon told me Smelee was dead yesterday. What happened?

A CHILDREN'S PARTY GAME

remember when this game was about beating your opponent in the heckin coolest way possible?

technicals shouldve released the video during top 8

bots. the chats barely move compared to the viewer count

its all fake hype. there is nothing interesting to watch anymore. the mix of 30 year old failed man children and the modern young faggots mix could not be more offputting. Zain, moky and ibdw literally don't even know how to drive.

BAN LEFFEN

Zain, moky and ibdw literally don't even know how to drive.

keeeeeeeeeek how? smelee murderers these are your best?

You better show up like I told you.

They all have to be milktoast fags now, nothing they can really do about it.

Remember that time Cody fucked a tranny's woundhole and laughed about the smell and blood that was pouring out of it?
Remember that time Cody got pissy because his adderall wore off and nobody cared that he's all doped up to play matches because "he plays fox and he's le good!"
Nintendo is 100% correct on not supporting this piece of shit community

If there was a God Nintendo would shut the next tournament down

Fuck you mango you played a large part in killing off someone.
Melee should just burn, hopefully nintendo shuts this shit down for good, execute all trannies.

Even all controversy aside, this is what killed melee for me. I just can't buy into the forced hype. I don't know when it happened, but melee feels so forced and desperate to be seen as cool and relevant

really hope hungrybox is next on the chopping block, dude is insufferable

dark genexs face pisses me off

You know what, anon? I don't give a shit about you or your stupid, dumb, dead, dumb, fuck, cunt Hax.

Zain would agree with you

The last time melee truly was hype was Amsa winning at Apex 2022. Now the community just actively drives out cool players

It's sad man, all he wanted to do was play smash and life just kept putting obstacles in his way. What really pisses me off is how he came up with boxx to overcome his disability and keep playing smash and those pieces of shit stole his design and copyrighted it.

I miss him.

did he create the boxx before hitbox on the other fighting games? or was his just the first gcc board?

Is ostracizing and bullying people to the point of suicide what leftoids mean when they say they have high EQ?

biggindude

YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THE GODS
YOU'RE ONE OF THE GODAWFUL

this tournament is moving at a fucking glacial pace

cant wait for nintendo to nuke melee

not gonna happen

n0ne knocked out salt the tranny, junebug the memer DK, and trif the campy peach

spiritual victory

who are we rooting for?

Axe

mang0 or hbox are the only permissible players to root for now

you apparently get banned in chat for mentioning Hax

meanwhile, when I tuned in earlier, the chat was shitposting about Technicals, sometimes even censoring his name like "t*ch"

Melee is dead, pack it up, no one cares anymore

FREEHAX

Why Smash players seethe/dislike so hard anime-like characters?
airdasher fighters aswell

Game audio is fucked it's so annoying

Nice to see Axe doing well after being on suicide watch this past year or so

Axebros...is this it?

Has he not been attending tournaments much, or just been sucking?

cuz they want scrimblo

Axe...

Sucking and talking about retiring I think

Zains gf is angelic. Shame she's into broinoids.

crunchy game audio

darkgenex on the mic

Are the commentators part of the Make-a-Wish thing for dying kids? Who are these random retards?

He hears you chanting "USA" with the crowd and gives you this look.

wat do

get even louder

Put my arm around his shoulder and say, I fucking love melee man, it's the best game ever made dude... Melee is the best dude, and here's the best part, there's so much left to be played

The only sick high tier in this game is Captain Falcon and I'm tired of pretending that Fox/Marth/Falco/Sheik aren't lame as fuck

Axe is god level he just severely limits himself to low-tiers

It's no longer about having the best commentary (ie 2 man team like toph/scar or HMW/Phil), it's about having a 4 (or FIVE) man stand up podcast. Nobody wants to be the bad guy who won't let bad commentators on mic.

kino

that was so kino

ASDI-down (not CC, CC is fine), RTC, and chaingrabbing are indefensible mechanics that only stockholm retards will defend

addy slamming mom fucker wins again

it's all so tiresome

game would be greatly improved by simply removing Fox's ability to fullhop. He doesn't need it

Yeah. I feel like I notice this with no only Melee, but fighting games as well. Have to be inclusive, so you just HAVE to let terrible people run their terrible commentary! I think in anything remotely serious, you should be limited to 2 people.

puff is so fucking boring oh my god

Summit clones need Mafia

i hope so

puff is so fucking hype oh my god

he lied about fucking his mom though tranny

LET'S GO HBOX

runs away and shoots lasers for 4 minutes

Yeah, I wonder why this shit takes so long.

anyone who pretends to lie about fucking his mom for clout, deserves to have everyone keep up the lie to embarass him for the rest of his life

umm sweaty he only made up a story about fucking his mom for attention, that's totally normal and fine

Idgaf whether he lied about it or not, because it's almost hard to tell which is worse

HBOX CMON

NOOOOOOOOOO FUCK

HBOX?

I get it, it's a good game, it has a high skill cap. You press the L button a lot.
But it's also a very old game. At a certain point it's time to stop. These guys are old now, very old.

At a certain point it's time to stop.

Why?

He fucked his mom, he just regretted revealing it and then backpedaled.

Yup, same thing happens to chat and reddit too. Anyone who complains about commentary is a meanie. Rather have 4 people constantly talking over each other, with 2 jokers deflating all hype.

I respect Cody skill level, but man I hate optimal Fox

RAPEDBOX

melee's gonna last forever

But Melee is infinitely way more fun and exciting to watch than Ultimate

This. It's obvious

this

The nose knows

hbox/mango coming up in losers

uh oh

As long as Smash games keep getting made, people will play Melee simply because the new game being pushed out *isn't* Melee.

where's ppmd

It's Nintendo's fault for making Smash less and less technical and less and less competitive and less and less fun with every new iteration

people will play melee up until the slippi dev finishes cloning smash à la valve cloning dota 1.
and even then people will keep playing melee

4 and Ult aren't any less "competitive" than Melee, they're just boring and slow. In fact, they're significantly less random than Melee and I'd argue they're more competitive. (Melee has Internal phantom RNG, port priority, etc).
"competitiveness" is not an intrinsically good thing.

is axe /ourguy/

boring and slow

Then why would anyone want to stop playing Melee for it? I think the Melee fanbase COULD leave Melee if there was another game as quick and fun as Melee, but that doesn't exist. Brawl and Ultimate and that shit is basically an entirely different game. Attempts to copy Melee are usually lazy or poor.

I'm not the original anon, I'm not saying anyone should switch to R or Ult. Those games suck.
I just don't when people say Melee is more competitive than ult or 4 because it's not true.

leffen better never show his face in the smash scene ever again, they want his head on a pike

4 and Ult aren't any less "competitive" than Melee

Yes they are.

lol based

hax's mom set up a gofundme for legal action

based

Didn't a nobody win a supermajor after Steve was released?

Make your case

play Ult

it's a lame babby's game

play Melee

people who have never played Melee before have trouble even moving around or staying on the stage

I wish Leffen would come back. He could bring the hype.

Depends on what your definition of competitive is then.

Ultimate is more competitive because it's more "fair" and "balanced"

Sure.
Though, I'd argue a lot of people would rather play a game that's more intense, fast, and technical because that's more fun. The game being more fun and more appealing just leads to more competition. Melee is also far far far far far more technical than Ultimate, which is all the more room to be competitive in, with more skills and techniques you can practice.

Too busy playing Tranny Gear and hiding on Twitter

D O N O T R E D E E M

HOLY

AXE

that recovery call out

based axe. nerves of steel

Meleetards love him.

remember the good ole days when axe dominate zain

talking about retiring I think

Why do they pretend like they can make a living outside of melee? All the players that had that opportunity never had to threaten the community about retiring they simply did and moved on with their lives.

Axebros, we feeling good or what????

Axe is the last cool top player

AXE!

These would be some legendary sets if the commentary wasn't so abysmal.

Kek

Has anyone noticed that trans, liberals etc. go through great pains and evangelize universal love and respect actually tend to be the most psychotic hateful people imaginable

Every sane person in the world has noticed this yes

anons third eye finally opened

Welcome to the fold

Take this exact post but replace Melee with TF2, another game that's old as fuck and has an undying playerbase and then think about how retarded your post is.

Thank you, Shantae

Wait, TF2 players press the L button a lot?

No, in their case it's looking down and pressing M1 a bunch.

Actually nevermind, TF2 players DO press the L key a bunch in CTF to spam the stupid fucking Intel picked up/dropped lines from the announcer.

Tranny game.

That throw combo is NOT real hwo the cuck did hbox get hit by that

Smelee pedos killed a man.

I like this dude livefeeding the game like anyone gives a fuck

when these 2 retire this scene will die instantly

I love melee commentators they barely talk about the fucking game whenever they comentate its just some podcast

Leffen is such a fucking nigger.

what the FUCK IS HAPPENING

"I am shitting my pants"

Another tuesday in a smelee tournament

AHHHHHHHHH

washed0

That's the best commentary though. I remember when I was playing Rivals 2 when that first came out, all of the commentary was explaining in great detail very rudimentary concepts and it was the most insufferable shit imaginable.

Melee is an inferior game to Mancala

Imagine if manga actually raised his fucking son instead of practicing the falco puff matchup. asshole
Does he have any connection to the hax suicide fiasco?

They used to commentate the game, but it was too kino with clips like wombo combo and taj vs mango so the entire scene got muzzled and censored.

Eat shit mango fags.

mango is such a washed up buster

if by raising your son you mean calling your wife a whore in front of his his son, then yeah mang0s doing pretty well as a father

Boring bait

no, it's retarded. it's just talking for the sake of talking. better off with nothing

MANGONATION EXPOSED???

based

he was just autistic and loved melee

nigger

I hope Smash 6 never happens. Fuck the Smash community. Nothing but pedos, murderers, transgenders, and incels.

The funny thing about mango is that he hates his life. He's said on stream many times "don't ever get a dog, don't ever get married, and don't ever have a kid" and these are all things I agree with, but I don't have any of those things. He has all of those things and he hates em. I don't blame him, but man, you know?

Does he have any connection to the hax suicide fiasco?

He didn't actively play a hand in it, he just didn't stand up for him either.

Trust me, it gets old quick. I get what you mean though. There's definitely a balance, it can't just be explaining what's going on in the game. The thing I hate is when the goofy commentary removes all tension and suspense.

nah he's been too much of a longhoused cuck for the past however many years, hasn't really had influence since he stopped working at twitch

Hell doesn't exist, dumb zoomer.

No, Melee commentary is good. This game is 25 years old. No one needs the game explained to them. They do say things like "good read" or "oh same thing happened last stock" and whatever. They make the commentary that "needs" to be made. They don't spend 3 minutes explaining what a waveshine is and how to do it as a combo video happens in the background.

no one cares about new smash games here brother

I think this is the same guy that has made like 15 burner accounts on twitter lol. Dude you need a life even more than Hax does and that niggas dead.

no, it's legit awful. they're not talking about the match most of time. look at cs commentary, very old game but they make it entertaining while actually talking about the fucking match, which is what theyre paid to do

oh boy, i can't wait to listen to junebug's fucking laugh for the rest of this bracket

honestly might just go to sleep

is that long-haired individual on stream a woman or a tranny?
not too familiar with the smelee scene

will june redeem the commentary?

tranny
there's only one woman here and it's some blonde gf of one of the players, nobody knows who she is

It's melee, are you really expecting it to be a woman?

First GCC board, technically second actually after smash box but his was the first one properly designed for platform fighters and the hax layout is still pretty much the standard for platform fighter boxes now
fyi hax won the legal settlement with gregturbofag but greg had already open sourced it out of spite

Which old tourney was it where HMW said that Hbox needs to stop playing like a faggot? I still remember when Hbox seethed about it in the comments section.

Trust me, it gets old quick.

No anon, I'm an oldfag. It doesn't get old. What gets old is commentators explaining very rudimentary concepts of a 25 year old game that only still exists because everyone who knows about it plays it at a semi competitive level. They do comment on the things that "need" to be commented on, like I said in my other post, they just don't over explain every single interaction. When someone does something actually good or noteworthy, they talk about it. If it's just normal Melee that no one needs explained and that is unremarkable, they shoot the shit.

I do not want or need commentary about a 25 year old game that I play. I know what is happening. If they explained every single thing, I'd have to mute it like I did with fucking Rivals 2.

Anyone remember when peak Melee was getting 5k views for SSS? A fucking biweekly. Now the biggest tournies can barely reach 20k views lmfao

Degradation of a hobby. It's become an excuse to hang out/smoke/drink, the commentators don't talk about the match anymore cos they're not hyped about the gameplay. They don't really give a shit about the outcome, especially once Mango is eliminated

no one said things should be explained, wtf are you even talking about? just look at the wombo combo clip? would you preferred them to be talking about their dog or something instead?

how do i pull the female smash pedos like cinnpie? she had it going ON

I typed "20k on Cody" and it got automodded

a Canada cuck vs a mom fucker

Who do I root for?

Why?

Not the canadian.

kek

Not the addy popping mom fucker.

And YWNBAW even if you dress like one LMAO

Fox-vs-Fox Winners Finals

Just take the Plup pill and play Rivals already.

They are literally commenting about the game and the match. What are you even upset about, retard? The only thing you can even possibly be upset about is that they aren't overexplaining things in detail for you. They're talking like people who actually play the game.

no absa

It's staying uninstalled.

Based.

maybe they are now idk but every time i tune in over the years they don't commentate on the match and just talk about random bullshit about melee or person details in their life. you must have down syndrome or something if you haven't noticed that being a trend

gg the vyvanse kicked in, everybody pack it up

He looked like a lil shota when she shagged him though, proof that having a foid drain your vitality too early ages you like shit

Who are the owners of this event?

I genuinely think you're just an unironic retard who needs incredibly basic concepts overexplained to him via commentary. If that's the case, you probably don't even play Melee.

I see. Maybe I should be grateful.

you're fully retarded. you keep strawmanning about wanting things explained when i explicitly said otherwise. enjoy your friend simulator you downie fuck kek

Fox play is so fucking ugly these days. The most aesthetic fox players of all time were Mang0 and Armada.

they used to call him Walmart Drake for a reason

They're literally talking about the game, anon. You are completely delusional... or a retard who needs things overexplained to him and doesn't even play Melee.

Walmart Drake

You mean Walgreens Drake

walmart

it was walgreens you dumb fucking retard

Fuck you moky, I actually got excited

I bang dad's wife

choky

it's very a rare occurrence if true, just yesterday they were talking about ice clinmbers grabbing on a last stock of a set when there were no fucking ice climbers int he match. also your reading explanation is genuinely awful. i guess this is the target audience for competitive melee lel

these post match winners interviews are so masturbatory

reading comprehension*

anon is complaining about commentators not talking about the game

he's talking about some other time that he watched a stream (allegedly) and they weren't talking about the game (allegedly)

...actually it turns out that they *were* talking about the game the whole time

Just kill yourself, bro.

zain lost to moky, hbox and axe

did he just stop grinding recently or what

watching M2K's stream

dad comes in a tells him to be quiet or he'll unplug it

Jesus

He's been taking every character on the roster to GM or something on slippi

dad? Thought he had a handler

nah man you're genuinely retarded who can't notice basic trends and follow my simple argument. absolute double digit iq you have

shoo get out of here *sprays you with water*

m2k is like if you used a monkey paw to become a god of melee

can either fatbox or ash ketchum beat i be doing whippets in GFs?

comes into the thread for a game he doesn't play

complains about the commentary of the game

"wah wah they're not actually talking about the game"

tune into stream

they are in fact talking about the game

relay this to little bitch anon

"oh, actually, I was meaning a different time, not this time, I'm just complaining about Melee commentary right now for no reason at all, it's not like I'm actually watching the stream or anything"

...that just sounds retarded, why are you even here?

"oh, and actually, the last time I watched a Melee stream they actually were talking about the game, so I was lying the entire time"

"you just don't understand me, get better reading explanation"

"...err, I mean reading comprehension LOL ignore that please, my entire argument depends on it!"

"His fox has been looking pretty sick" gets rested in the first 10 seconds.
Unplug your controller dawg

Dad

I thought M2K had a deadbeat dad he never knew? I remember one time M2K and Mang0 bonded together over this shared trauma before.

i think that ended after his south african plantation era

Dumb zoomers.

AKA any post-documentary Meleefag

Does Pikachu have a bad matchup against puff or something? Sorry I'm a filthy casu casual

The South Africa journey was his last attempt at trying to be "independent" (with a handler) via exchange rates. He hated it so much though that he moved back with his dad in Florida, remember he was considering back to his mom in Jersey too.

What the fuck?

start playing Etalus

my rank hits a new plateau

You can't explain it
Honestly I think playing a new character just forces you to revert to actual fundamentals

No matchup is as bad as this fox performance

it's impossible to grab puff, so the entire grab punish game of pikachu is taken off the table
A lot of his offstage spikes don't work vs puff either

Axe just can't get past the Bair wall

most of the time they're talking about melee trivia that has nothing to do with the match and it goes on for a long time, or they're talking about random bullshit about their lives or whatever, and little of the time is spent reacting to what's going on. and no, talking/reacting to the match is not explaining how to play, hence why i mentioned the wombo combo clip. them focusing on the match for most of the match happens sometimes but it usually doesn't. it's kinda crazy that you need all of this reiterated to you

Yes

casu casual

What are you a fucking pokemon

what the fuck have i missed
he's literally me

No. Just drunk

fox gets a grab

upthrows

single hop upairs fucking nothing while hungrybox looks at him irl in disbelief

WHY WON'T HE PLAY PIKACHU

Puff is basically impossible to fight unless you are playing a top 4 character. Her bair is stronger than all of the mid and high tiers combined.

Yes, you need rudimentary concepts and basic interactions overexplained to you or else you feel as if no one is talking about the game, because you don't play Melee and cannot understand what is happening just by watching. You're not the target audience for the commentary of competitive tournaments of a 25 year old game. Deal with it.

every game goes to time with 0 combo game its just infinite neutral into 1 hit into reset into neutral, everyone loses with that

talking/reacting about a match is explaining

nah you're just retarded

hbox

I sleep

They are talking about the match, retard. Every angle of your bitching makes no sense at all.

I love rooting for Hbox in this cursed era.

i said several times that's the exception to the rule

same

also i love axe

melee player gets a cheese pizza

heh

Holy fuck boys I think that's a real woman on the right

Break a leg little buddy

whats odd about that? i'd understand if axe were an ultimate player

m2k's scam master greg used the remaining MVG funds to buy a plantation in South Africa then m2k moved there

No, you said that last time you watched they were also talking about the game.

Holy fuck man, please just kill yourself. Why are you even doing this? What the fuck. You don't play this game, you don't even watch the streams, what are you DOING? You're just here complaining, and about what? About nothing. Complaining that last time you watched the stream they were talking about the game also! (Ice climbers). Fucking kill yourself. I'm done man. I'm hiding your replies.

she's probably the mom of one of these players.
i mean it's not like any of them can drive

you're right. i forgot that melee players are murderers, and it's the ultimate players who are the pedophiles. my mistake.

what is this meme in the chat about moky being handsome? he's not handsome.

see:

it's very a rare occurrence if true

+ all the other replies where i was saying it was a trend

nah you just have the memory a goldfish and are too dumb to notice obvious trends and have horrible reading comprehension. and now you're having a meltdown kek

he have beard

That's Axe's girlfriend who is NOT a tranny. Shouts out to him and Zain for having cute white gfs and not like Cody who's still fucking his tranny

Chillin's stroke was so sad, though I think he's been in good spirits and working on his health. It's a miracle he can even speak sentences.

+ the ice climber example had nothing to do with the match; there were no ice climbers all set. but you're too dumb to get that point when i clearly explained it to you

It's sad, m2k could be an autistic YouTube super star like pannenkoek and his brother who tries to play melee competitively using only basic movement but literally can't do anything well besides play Melee.

remember when leffen tried to get an angry lynch mob to accuse m2k of sexual misconduct and m2k had to announce that he literally cannot be a sex pest because of his botched circumcision.
they killed the wrong person. total leffen death

he cant even play melee anymore because him grinding 16 hours a day for a decade+ fucked his hands completely so anything more than a light session will cause agony

Is rest always an IK?

faspbp

Leffen will get his eternal punishment in hell when he dies.

the stupidest part was that leffen likely knew about m2k's circumcision, because he had previously disclosed it on smashboards, which leffen of course frequented (primarily to insult other players). i knew about that shit and i didn't even lurk smashboards, it was just lore.

imagine how much better this tourney would be if they banned cody
dude sucks out all hype from every game he's in, you can tell he's in the bathroom right now snorting an entire bottle of crushed up adderall

shit got retarded for a minute there

no, it depends on the stage, % and where you rest from.

lmao

choky

Ridiculous number of game 5s, this tourney is kinda kino

i don't really follow melee i just know leffen is an irredeemable piece of shit and i hope he dies soon

And if you do play Strive you go to Hell before you die. Please.

i dont follow melee but i hate gatekeepers, trannies, and hax haters
who do i root for?

who the fuck is moky

canadian nu-age fox who won a major recently

4th rated player in the world

check this canadian's controller. can never trust these rats not to cheat

I swear hbox is the only top player who still plays like they're new when it comes to more basic stuff

another fox ditto grand final

another ibdw fox ditto

what a god damn shame

he tap jumps thats why his DI is all fucked

That was Axe's GF.

I don't know why people clown on him for it.
The dude can win without labbing like a basement dwelling shut in through sheer skill. That makes him better at the game than, like, all of them.

Was cheering for Hbox but I don't trust him to beat I Bang Dad's Wife

2 murderes in gf

Who did Moky kill?

how can i play as sonick in super smash brothers maylay

welp

Amphetamine status?

Beat 25 wireframes in Cruel Melee

I Bang Dad's Wife

kek

You have to unlock James Bond first and beat Master Hand 64 times

I hive him 0 out 10 alive hax's

doped up retards should not be allowed to compete

blew the 20k he was saving for hax on addy
it's over

ACTIVATED

Spoonfeed me the addy lore

changing his handle because of i bang dick women is so funny

ibdw is known for using addy to play
he once threw a tantrum over a bracket taking too long and the effects wearing off and he blamed his loss on that
he is still allowed to compete and nobody even mentioned anything about it

Thanks. God Smashies are weird. I love it

Willful traitors, all

I Be Dicking Wounds wrote a long twitter rant complaining when a TO delayed grand finals once, because his vyvanse wore off.

Watch him play and you'll see a massive reaction time boost in top 8 and then another uptick in top 4. His entire play"style" consists of Z jump cheating to get instant nairs OOS and invincible bair spam at the ledge so it really sticks out.

lmao

keeeeeeeeeeek

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

clips.twitch.tv/PoorColdbloodedFiddleheadsKlappa-pWCUVnDmn0sUrCSy
here's more ibdw lore
he fucked the axe wound

what happened? i looked away

very soulful tournament. enjoyed seeing axe and n0ne play well.

total tranny death.

I'm glad it's over.

twitch.tv/mang0/clip/NimbleGlutenFreePeanutChefFrank-OHZpsXdPGQTPWrqa

Me

Man I hate this dude

I Bang Dicked Women.

I Banged Dad's Wife

Axe and his gf are cute. Good for him

In Bathrooms Downing Whippets

im guessing ibdw won?

Trannies won
Druggies won
Leffen won
BAD END

TFW a new smash game didn’t kill melee

It was dramafagging discord trannies that did the deed

I don’t know if that’s based or just sad

cucks his own dad

hot trans gf

certified addy connoisseur

top Smash player

ALWAYW WINNING

10k views

dead game

I hate melee now

hate gatekeepers

hate trannies

hate hax haters

gatekeepers are the ones that prevent TO trannies, redditors and faggots from joining a community which only focuses on putting tranny pronouns front and center while protecting pedophiles, sex pests, and the degenerates that caused hax to be persecuted for literally calling out some twink faggot that the previous non-tranny TOs had banned back in 2023.

None of them though twice of the moral thing to do because they are sociopath cloud chasers and ignored hax to suck leffen because he had a higher twitter follower count.

Gatekeepers are the few keeping the game actually alive, but they aren't allowed in locals and are just online.

Anyway that was fun. When's the next one?

Melee is so old at this point that its really just some autist that care about it. Its going through a slow and painful death

Hax did nothing wrong.

Aside from the suicide thing

It's a shame really. This era of Melee is the most interesting Melee has ever been.

Doc kiddies just aren't the biggest fans of Cody and Zain.

I bet he’s used to making that face as he gets assfucked huh