What's your favorite elder scrolls race Anon Babble?

What's your favorite elder scrolls race Anon Babble?

why is she so racist?

Why nicer to Khajiit anyway? Were Dark Seducers originally created by Azura or something?

Dunmer. Don't know why.
Just always liked them since Daggerfall.
Not usually an Elf guy.

holy frick new goon fuel acquired and khajit of course

Hmm, I do like altmer and cats, and her insults against them are weak.

altmer and manlet canibals bosmers are the same that is extra burn

Calling Altmer inbred is pretty funny because that’s exactly what the original Pocket Guide to Empire said too

You tell me.

The cyrodiilic monkey people Imga

I went to the UESP to check her race and realized that they have the demaster pics as default now. Sad

Imperials are descendants of Nedes who were the natives of Tamriel, and every other (playable at least) race descend from outsiders right?

would be funny they pulled a harambe in valenwood

Play nord

Always marry a khajiiti wife

Yup, it's true son's of Skyrim time.

nope bretons are mongrels of that some nords too changing altmers to altmorans

Imperials are the protagonist of Tamriel

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Dunmer. Normally I hate elves but Dunmer is the most complex and interesting race in TES by far

sure sure cant wait more imperial humilliation in next game

Yeah, but it's not an insult to them, they like their bloodlines pure.

wanna see their most inbred mongrels looking like oblivion character creation memes

Dunmer and Khajiit ones kinda fail as insults

Dunmer(Chimer) are(were) significant enough to be cursed by Azura

Khajiit are normally smart

Daily reminder that Tiber Septim was a breton from Alcaire

Be an immortal Deadra

Be a "dark seducer"

Whos entire thing is being perfect, sexy and flawless

Who knows

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Hjalti Earlybeard you mean.

Her flaw is that she won't sit on my dick.

Price of perfection.

>Whos entire thing is being perfect, sexy and flawless

why are Golden Saints sexier then?

they aren't

Why does she simp for khajeet, then?
Is most strange, gives this one hairballs just to think of.

dunmer
they're just so cool and a fun departure from your typical "dark elves" you see in fantasy settings

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you can be pure blooded and not inbred. Being inbred implies some kind of genetic deformity, which the Altmer also dislike

has to

They could take care of them and love them as family anyways like humans do.
Oh wait, they couldn't, because Mer are subhuman in every conceivable way and Pelinal never did even one single thing wrong.

We don't deadname here anon

Main character: Dunmer
Alt characters: Nord, Argonian, Khajiit

making Imperials an actual race was a mistake

You are aware golden saints and dark seducers are exactly the same aside from skin tone? Pretty sure that's supposed to be the joke that they are always trying to one up one another and are war with each other to try and gain Sheogoraths favor when they are exactly the same aside from one of them being silver skinned and the other being golden skinned

nigga did you just have a stroke

Should have gone back to how Arena and Daggerfall did it with the "imperial" race instead being the "Cyrodiil" race and that Cyrodiil is a roman jungle mix and a country split in half both politically and racially between the Nibenay and Colovia with those two being vastly different cultures and identities

But no Todd just had to watch Lord of the rings and demand that's what they make Cyrodiil into

Zurin Arcturs you mean?

what too much moon sugar does to a mf

There wasn't a Cyrodiil culture in Arena an Daggerfall. Imperials were just a mix of the human races with the Imperial family being mostly from a breton stock (due to Tiber Septim coming from High Rock)
Then Redguard added the Imperial race with the Coliva/Nibenay divide.
And then in Oblivion retconned the whole thing and made Cyrodill a western european fantasy land, pretty much High Rock with roman names really

Colovians and Nibeneans were never different races, just different culturally. Like Ahslanders and Mainland Dunmer or Crowns and Forebears

Khajiit are cute and cool at the same time

They have some racial differences, with the Nibenese being more Nedic and the Colovians being more Nordic, but I guess that by the Third Age the difference would have been mostly cultural and you could have them as a single race in gameplay.

I really like Altmer, too bad Skyrim turned them into the most hated race ever

Altmer. Played them since Daggerfall as my main race or first time race on each game. I always know who is a skyrim baby, if they hate Altmee, though.

Enjoying Khajiit a bit more now due to Online lore being decent about them.

He's also called Arnand the Fox by the way. Just thought you should know, even though that name will never be referenced again. - Mankar Camoran

Maybe because sheogorath is worshipped as skooma cat by the khajiit? Maybe she's just met one before who had better insults.

No, I hate this idea of "this book says X so it's true" thing that TES fans do. Theres more books saying Nedes came from Atmora than that say they were already here when the Aldmer arrived. It's meant to be a debate. Like the Night of Tears bit in Skyrim, I always see "snow elves deserved it because they attacked nordsnat Saarthal" yet that text is meant to be a propaganda source that's pro-Nordic. We don't know the truth (and hopefully wont), the Snow Elves may have been justified, remember they let the Nords settle in their lands and build their own cities first. They arent just aggressors for aggressors sake.

TES has conflicting narratives, remember that

Nope, see my above post. This is mentioned in a propaganda pocket guide to the empire where the owner even annotates that it isn't true. God I wish you skybabies would fuck off and stop quoting your youtube estar

Redguard one

weak Todd, very weak.

Yeah but dragonbreaks so none of it matters. TES lore can be broken down to "my headcanon is better so it's more canon than yours".

Again just culture differences. The Pocket Guide to the Empire, 1st Edition doesn’t refer to them as different racially and in fact refers to both Nibenese and Colovians as “Cyro-Nords” (although Cyro-Nord is a dubious classification either way)

Nord of course

Keep in mind that the average Nord simp is a diet Anon Babbletard who started TES with Skyrim, expecting them to be able to practice some basic analysis of literature is a bit too much.

the true natives of Tamriel are goblins

other races

calls them inbred, slaves, pretenders and dogs

Redguard

goat herder

guess she's too PC to come up with anything worse

there are altmer living in every city in skyrim, including Windhelm, during the events of the game and nobody in-game cares. it's the thalmor that people hate.

interesting headcanon but they're literally different races,

But the INT stat...

dark elf refugees arrive in windhelm

instead of turning them away Ulfric gives them an entire section of his city to settle in

asks literally nothing from them in return

doesn't forcibly conscript them or have them assist in the war effort at all

despite the fact that humans are recovering from a huge and brutal war with the altmer, altmer live in windhelm with zero problems or persecution

someone explain to me how ulfric is racist

He's civnat, but for modern libshit society that's too far already.

Golden Saints are stronger and more straight-forward, Dark Seducers are weaker but more cunning and strategic

We don't know the truth (and hopefully wont), the Snow Elves may have been justified

The Snow Elves attacked for the Eye of Magnus, that's pretty much the reason. We don't know the real context of the attack however

Ulfric didn’t invite they were already there when he became king of Windhelm. Red mountain erupted 200 years ago

That means those retards have been squatting for 200 years contributing nothing to the city other than resentment and hostility for not being served and worshipped by the lowly humans.

Red mountain erupted 200 years ago

Yeah and in 200 years, the dark elves didn't even try assimilating. 200 years and the Civil war still isn't "their war". No wonder the Nords are pissed

Dunmer. Morrowind was my first TES game. I think I mainly played Nords when I started (I'm Scandi and usually went with the barbarian option in games if there was one). Slowly but surely I fell in love with the world and its rude inhabitants. When Oblivion came, I played Dunmers of the same family I had created I'm Morrowind

"Skyrim is for the Nords" says the Nord, cutting down another Nord for signing up to the imperial legion, a common and respected job since the founding of the empire

No wonder the dunmer don't want to assimilate.

Actually, he was an Orc

Some of them work at the docks and one even owns a farm outside the city, providing food.

This was racism in the year of 2011. By that time world building had already taken the backseat to real world perceptions of what's right and wrong

Khajiit have a stronger connection to Sheogorath than any other race as a whole and have the "cunning trickster" archetype

Either way, he was an imperalistic pedo.

signing up to the imperial legion

common and respected job

Lmao

No wonder the dunmer don't want to assimilate

Nords have been living with dark elves in their city for 200 years before the start of the civil war and they never tried to assimilate, can't blame them for not belieiving in civicnat bullshit

18yo

pedo

There is no age of consent in Tamriel, thank Akatosh

How have they not assimilated? They speak the same (Cyrodiilic) language

SEEN

ANY

ELVES ?

HAHAHAHAHAHA !

It's dumb as fuck that skyrim takes place 200 years after red year. It should be 20 or 30 tops.
Bethesda has no sense of scale, similar shit was with fallout 3

None of that matters to me. Until someone takes a Dunmer, I let Windhelm deal with its own problems

It's not the cold of Skyrim that gets to me. It's the stink from the people

Yeah reall assimilation at play

I think it's fine in theory but I do agree 200 was overkill. It's how you get weird shit like the Aldmeri Dominion just not doing shit for seventy years after seceding.

Tbh, it's probably what would have happened if not for imperialists and gnostic death cultists of Thalmor taking over. The rest would probably keep isolationist now that the tibers gay empire is gone.

not doing shit for seventy years after seceding.

That in particular I see no issue with. It's easy to imagine Summerset dealing with decades of internal unrest as the Thalmor consolidated power and purged imperial influence from the Dominion's bureaucratic structure.

Marukh getting the Alessians ready for their big dance number on Friday

Mers move at a slower pace than men. Most of Altmers aristocrats are so old that they remember the days when the Septims weren't even a thing

Khajiit are kind of special in Lore terms

Sources dispute if they were originally related to man or mer. Their connection to The moons also implies a greater connection to Lorkhan, and therefore Man. Yet their disattatchment to their physical forms through furstocks implies a connection to elfkind. Perhaps, stronger connection to elfkind even than the Altmer, because they kind of reflect the behaviour in body of Earthbones rather than something more modern.
If you go digging in old, old Kurt Khuulman interviews in the Skyrim pre-development phase he implies the Void Nights were the Thalmor forcing tje Khajiit to choose a connection to Man or Mer.

Khajiit are unique in terms of the races of Tamriel. An awkward in-between. Not superior, just different in odd ways. Ways Daedra take special interest in because...
Look, the difference between Khajiit and other races is the difference between Daedra and Aedra. That affords them different treatment by Daedra.

another Nord for signing up to the imperial legion, a common and respected job since the founding of the empire

imagine living in a country in which there's an ongoing war between your countrymen fighting for their freedom and a foreign power led by a racist, supremacist shadow government that hates you and wants you dead, and then signing up to fight against your own countrymen. you deserve to be cut down.

Cool it with the antisemitism.

Khajiit truly are the most powerful race on Nirn

Huh. Kinda interesting. why does she call dunmer daedra shit and orcs beasts? I thought the daedra shit insult would be more apt for the greenskins.

Bet Im wrong as shit but isnt both moons one on each other a big thing in terms of magic and other supernatural events on TES?

Keep in mind the average nord simp is a diet Anon Babbletard who started TES with Morrowind*

Khajiit is dignified....

I always liked Argonian the most, not even a sexual thing, I just think scaled races are cool
I think it's fun to play as a lizard man in a game where you're the dragon born, despite the lore admonishing that idea and leaning more into Human dovas

Wasn't it taken over by the Thalmor from the start?

Nah. Most people that started with Morrowind are imperial simps.

I love Dunmer, Nords and Khajiit, but I'm a Dark Elf at heart.

Khajiits. No other reason than because I think cat-people are neat.

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Morrowind Nords are retarded barbarians who get tricked by witches, not vikangz stand-ins for American identity politics.

yea and they changed as the games and lore changed.