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Karl Jobst Doom competition
What does this have to do with Rickey's world famous hot-sauce ?
get some verified bragging rights
hello you absolute virgins
Was speedrunning always transcoded or is that a more recent thing
is obsessing about little details to the point of annoying everyone around you a recent thing?
Turbo autists who waste years of their life replaying the same game over and over again trying to shave a second because they really need the validation
It was only a matter of time
chat disabled
prizes
Like what? Part of his debt?
I intend to participate, but at the moment I am transferring my assets to my wife because I lost a legal dispute and I am smarter than the system, heheh...
I wish there was a way both karl and billy could have lost. *sigh*
did he registered the tournament with the government?
its illlegal to hold any event with chance of prizes without registering it with the ASIC. or did he check it with chatGPT and says he wont get in trouble?
Is it true that his wife comes from riches and basically bought ownership of his channel or am I horribly missinformed?
Vaguely recall a discord screenshot where Karl Jobber said he works for his wife now...
Billy, gamer of the century, displays his chefs hat warehouse with pride.
You can use the code "BANKRUPT" for 10% off.
she legally has ownership and works on the channel too, there is nothing else
didn’t he already do this
also, how can he hold a contest with prizes if he is bankrupt??? how did he afford the prizes
500 bucks and 2 displates for first place
I bought one just because it's funny, don't even know if it's good or not
Apparently it's one of the better hotsauces but a bit overpriced so you shouldn't get it unless it's on sale
5 secret Pick Up Artist tips and a bag of Violet Crumble
No riches, and she's part owner since 2023 right before the law suit started. The AFSA will have a field day looking trough Karls shit.
It's low tier
It's generic
Pretty much. It's more pepper than vinegar, unlike many other brands.
Promo code "CRY BABY" is 15% off and expires tonight!
still ongoing twingalaxies.com
2 rounds on his wife
Winner get's a lifetime supply of Rickey's hot sauce
I remember playing crash bandicoot on the ps1 and trying those time trials. Thank God I thought they were retarded, I might have ended up as a speedtroon because of them in a different life
Karl-lost.com
She bought it for $1.
it's fucking real
He's just endorsing a contest being run by TwinGalaxies.
Lol, playing games quickly doesn't make you a transvestite. The dynamic there is more linked to autism. Autistic people are more vulnerable to ideas related to the cult of autogynephilia and sex dysphoria. Also, autistic people are more likely to play the same shitty ass game over and over again. And they are gathering in online cults where sex change is sold as a solution to all the social problems they encounter because they're kinda retarded.
It's a shitty combo that is turning our autistic friends into suicidal stinky monstrosities.
Speedrunning was always autism coded.
The problem is that like 80%+ of trannies are autistic too so there's a shit ton of overlay.
I put the rickeys pointer over karl to make him feel better.
Are we sure Karl isn't doing this to cover the fact that he was caught having past connection with neo-nazis during his pick-up con artist days?
speedrunning started as a nordic/american hobby for Quake. Then consoles happened.
yfw billy joins and wins
OMG the wife is now screwed too? If they only co-owned the house that would be bad enough, but she's owner of the channel?
Why is he still posting to discord? He must be an idiot and an addict. This is what got him in trouble during the trial.
I was about to say maybe Billy should take a step back and ease off, but then I remembered how karl posted that he would be a sore winner if he beat billy
So good for Billy I guess
Also, autistic people are more likely to play the same shitty ass game over and over again.
I feel personally attacked. I didn't have a lot of money growing up, so I would just play the same games every weekend. Resident evil 1-3, MGS, and a few others.
It's not fair, AI lied to him.
the case Karl is trying to make is that he's paid a salary and billy will have to draw from that.
Transferring all your assets to someone else right before you're hit by a huge bill you're not planning on paying
Isn't this illegal
Very
Verily. Depending on the severity and amount it's a couple years jail time.
nobody said karl was smart
giving away his shitty sponsor trinkets in his big tournament thing
LOL
I’m just watching a video from this guy now and holy fuck is he autistic. That monotone voice was a dead giveaway.
Work more, Karl! Billy need his money! KEK!
every AI knows its fraudulent conveyance so he's doing it out of his own desperation lmao
Betting 10 bottles of Rickey's Hot Sauce that he throws his wife under the bus and claims it was her idea.
double that he'll say the same attorney told him to start that process right after he lost.
Karl is a scumbag, but according to the "I lost" video, this was a joke between friends on Discord.
Has it been proven otherwise?
No, retard, displate is sponsoring the challenge. Like how if you go to a golf outing the sponsors give out hats and shit
I'd buy some and give it a try, but don't think there's a cheap way to get in europe. Shipping from Billy's website would run me for 30 bucks in shipping fees alone, heh.
joke or not the timing was poor to say the least.
Woah there Karl, you're not spending the money you owe me on prizes for your competition are you?
he's cleaned up the 'cord, it's fine.
is there any update on the possible fraud Karl was posting about the other night?
is there a bigger scumbag than this dude?
The more shit I see from hid discord the worse he looks. In this screncap alone he admits the scammed his audience to cover his legal fees and laughs it up on top of it that he is commiting some kind of a fraud or at the very least using some kind of loophole
ask people to donate to cover your legal fees
they do
REEEEEEEE HE SCAMMED THEM
It was always autism coded and HRT hit the autistic community like CIA crack in the 80s.
Isnt it part of the controversy that he did not really disclose what the money was for?
donate so I can sue this guy for a fake record
actually you were donating to sue him for a guy killing himself lol
karl is going to have to work in billys hot sauce factory for the rest of his life to pay him off
He's consulting AI again to make sure he's safe.
hide the real reason behind lawsuit because nobody wants to donate to someone who tried to pin a suicide on someone else.
Not how married couples work. Karl would have to be separated from his wife or have some strange separation of assets paperwork signed prior to the suit for any of that to work. Its fucked but a married couple is seen as a singular financial unit
I remember deciding to get all the platinum time relics in Crash Team Racing one afternoon. 100%ed the story mode and still wanted to get some more out of the game so why not? After an hour of restarts because I was 10 milliseconds too slow or I made a super minor mistake my young mind went "wait a second, this isn't fun." How in the fuck can people enjoy playing a game like that I don't know.
In your case that's fine. I imagine if you had access to more games you would have played more. The people we're talking about are the people who spend thousands of hours playing one level over and over just to beat it half a second faster than others.
Is Karl really that dumb? You cant posthoc create a trust and give your assets to your spouse after being ordered to pay a fat debt.
Why can't Billy just take his W? Why must he continue to humiliate poor Karl?
He can say it's fake or whatever afterwards. He's posted more retarded shit on his discord regardless.
Its fucked but a married couple is seen as a singular financial unit
If marriage wasn't a complete joke these days, that would still be sensible
figure now that the case is over karl will go back to talking about speedruns
hes now a highly litigious lolcow who is threatening to sue and copyclaim anyone who talks about him
All streamers, tubers, influences in general that are at least moderately popular are like that, it's what happens when a person is surrounded by nothing but ego-stroking yes men for long periods of time.
You reap what you sow as they say.
Either way he shouldnt make jokes like this, its a great way to get a bunch of auditors up your asshole
this nigga is eating rice and sticks.
he got the W in part by listening to his lawyer and shutting up while in a lawsuit.
its all pent up. Billy deserves his long victory lap
Gave it a try
speedrunning is gay
its literally mental torture and any satisfaction you get out of it is just relief that it's over
Did Karl figure out how to most efficiently transfer his 4tb of porn?
To get lots of followers you either have to be a godly speedrunner, extremely charming and smart, or simply troon out.
Guess which one's easier
Is Karl really that dumb?
I mean, from what I've seen his posts over the years, he's mostly only interested in yames bond game, and dicks. It's just constant stream of dicks he talks about. He even named his son an euphemism of "Big Dick".
I think out of all hobbies speedrunning has the highest tranny population rate
You tune into the live events and like over half of the audience is trans, how does that even happen by coincidence?
does speedrunning make you a tranny, or are you inherently being a tranny make you a speedrunner?
they couldn't achieve anything in life so the result is a sandboxed problem space where it is safe to repeat again and again
the autism correlation
Jobst said many times he'd be a sore winner if he won, now he gets to eat shit and deserves it too
billy is one of the worst human beings out there, he's literally everything that is wrong with this world
is this hot sauce hustle just white labeling shit and reselling it?
Good morning, Karl.
kek'd
Imagine being Karls kid. His retarded name is rare and his Dad is an e-celeb. Kids in school will already make fun of his fag name and there is a good chance they will find out that his Dad is the Donkey Kong lawsuit autist that bakrupted himself and went to jail for fraud. His life is already over
Trannies are attracted to it as their life is a speedrun to a tightly knotted rope
Thinnly veiled Eceleb thread because they keep getting nuked. VIDEO GAMES NIGGERS VIDEO GAMES
ONE.
FUCK ASS.
PHOTO.
It could be, but the sauce is good, definitely not the same shit you see in the seasonal "HOT SAUCE" variety packs.
Billy Mitchell is the KING of video games.
If you're upset about King Billy perhaps Reddit might be more your speed
just stop trying to win
that mentality is why you aren't the King of Kong
She is an accountant. Karl will do anything to avoid paying Billy what he's owed. So his wife thought of a clever idea, to transfer all of Karl's assets to her name, so Billy couldn't get any of it.
Wait until you see what she does next.
Asperger’s + Unsupervised access to the internet at an early age + discord gaslighting = troonery
I can totally she him throwing her under the bus thanks to his own retardation.
I watched all 6 hours of Billy's deposition the other day. One thing I noticed is that the interviewers really tried to goad Billy into admitting that he was happy that ApolloLegend ack'd himself, but Billy got fucking pissed and his lawyer had to reign him in. Billy on multiple occasions lashed out saying that the questions were insulting or stupid. Jobst really fucked himself hard by pursuing legal action over what is blatant defamation.
The real answer is that speedrunning is a hobby that involves you spending alot of time alone. No time for women, so they end up thinking "I'll transition and be a lesbian so I can find a girlfriend" instead of just taking a shower and doing some basic grooming self care. It never works out, but then after fucking up their own lives troons spend the rest of theirs either shilling how great it is to be a tranny, so they can spite others or killing themselves
why the fuck does he talk like that out in the open
Can you beat Karl jobber time?
Still cannot believe he's admitting to fraud in the 'cord just to flex to one of his parasocial viewers.
What a fucking retard.
How asian is she?
Arabs do this all the time transferring ownership of their store to a cousin or family member as a means of avoiding taxes, but its never after being court ordered to pay a half million dollars.
42% off
What did he mean by this?
Could you even blame her for divorcing Karl at this point?
He used all of their money for a trial he lost. And it wasn't the kind of trial you could win easily or was about something important.
I hope Karl goes to prison and gets raped, all over fucking Donkey Kong.
why is he sharing every fucking thing with on discord? does his wife even speak english?
You don't buy Rickey's hot sauce for the hot sauce.
You buy it for the Billy experience.
The alleged strat is that hes lying on purpose so LUS reports it so Karl can sue him for spreading misinformation.
What Karl somehow may fail to see is that if Karl is intentionally making shit up, and LUS is just reporting what Karl said, theres no case.
What's funny is that all of that is admissible in Court and it's largely discretionary to the extent that, if a bankruptcy judge decides this guy doesn't deserve to get away, they will find a way for the law to require him to pay.
He's a malignant narcissist, he can't help himself.
pretty much a cautionary tale of what happens when you don't have a real mature social circle
Transgenderism in gaming culture is purely a consequence of girl gamers being given such a high status.
To this day, women who game are seen as attractive and cool.
So weak lonely autistic men with nothing going on for them get depressed that they're alone, think "If I was a girl people would think it's hot and cool that i'm in speedrunning and gaming..." The transition is pure escapism from the fact that they have redeeming qualities. Now that they're a "woman" they can just do nothing (ofcourse what actually happens is a further drowning into psychosis once they realise they've destroyed what little value they had prior)
Most speedrunners are mentally ill and most trannies are mentally ill. It's not a 1:1 correlation but if you're a speedrunner you're far more likely to become a tranny.
thread about playing videogames
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derail to talk about trannies
Can you faggots actually talk about VIDEOGAMES on the VIDEOGAME board for once?
thread about playing videogames
hahaha yeah right
I hope his wife steals the channel and starts posting her NSFW gaming asmr streams.
1.10 usd for 1kg of rice
Why is rice so cheap in aussieland
I don't associate with criminals like Karl sorry
The vidya-to-tranny pipeline is as video game as apple pie is to fat americans.
come into offtopic thread
gets mad at offtopic posts
Other replies are correct but they fail to mention that with such high tranny concentration already the newcomers get groomed, it's that simple. Troons who aren't even interested in games let alone speedrunning them might also come to these events for self-validation in a safe space hugbox
Uhhh, actually he's just too smart for you to understand. Just like mr ersatz_catboy, who also informed karl about how billy made apollo pay billions of dollarinos etc.
Ab-so-lutely not egotistical, self-focused and vain whatsoever.
at which point do we start saying PIPELINE
You sound like a tranny.
I am trans so what
No one cares about ecelebs that's literal reddit behavior here's your(YOU) sorry you can't track it like karma but consider it a consolation on the way out
a coldly logical being gets his panties in a twist because a guy may have cheated at Donkey Kong 30 years ago
Do they just hate Billy because he isn't a complete autist? How far removed from society do you have to be to think Billy is a jock? The man's a dork
every thought that tumbles through his head is so clever its a crime not to be shared
not sure whether it's a problem unique to speedrunners.
it's more likely because they're usually terminally online autists which enhances the risk of ending up in the tranny pipeline.
but it happens to other communities as well, with the most common component being vidya streaming and interacting with viewers.
most recent one to crossdress was zaric, a prominent TES streamer and nerd.
iirc in the speedrunning scene it all began with cosmo wright, who was one of the first famous and groundreaking speedrunners of the online era. starting in 2006 he slowly but surely trooned out and proclaimed to be a girl in 2015. at around that time the whole community began to pander to trannies too
And a wicked sense of humor
Theyre autistic and didnt realize the kayfabe of king of Kong. Theyre the same people who wished Jonas Neubauer would fucking die for the crime of.....winning tetris world champs 6 or 7 times.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Some guy may havr had a fake high score on a game from 30 years ago.
Is that really how this shitshow got started? Just over a high score?
The real point of contention is that Billy can just throw money at his lawyers to spook his detractors away, whereas your average speedrunner who’s accused of cheating has to deal with the stigma even if they’re innocent.
And yet he hasnt sued mutahar, or penguinz0 or the thousands of other people saying he cheated....
check out the fedora on this one, god damn
This case wasn't about Billy getting mad for being accused of cheating. He was accused of making another man kill himself.
If someone said something similar about me on Youtube I'd laywer up too.
He goes after people that take it too far, as he should.
And he sued Karl over claiming that Billy was the one who drove Apollo Creed to off himself. I mean, if a guy releases a suicide video, where he plainly puts the blame on two people, and doesn't blame Billy Mitch or even mention him, then I'm gonna go with the guy who offed himself not others.
put on a maid dress for laught (you are a heterosexual married man btw)
this is seen as some sort of statement or gender reveal or whatever
Back in my days, a joke was a joke.
How would you feel if you googled your name and every result was "Anon is responsible for [persons] suicide" while trying to run a business
wonder how he feels now that he's helped the youtubers that apollo named, AND yobst lose a cool million+.
actually, nevermind. I doubt he has the ability to consider the feelings of other people, or care about them.
what about every other time Billy got litigious
just because he had one good case doesn’t nullify every other time he used the legal system to get his way
Funny thing is, nobody even the judge, believe Billy has not cheated. Everyone knows.
Too bad the pickup artist Karl Jobst was putting manslaughter on him, or rather accusing him of directly causing someone to kermit sewerslide.
So a huge part of the reason why people hated billy is because Karl and others kept trying to make it seem as if the whole drama is about cheating.
Wait, who did Apollo blame? From what I heard his friends like Karl were basically backstabbers and that is what caused him to do the flip.
Like when Cartoon Network 100% used his likeness to clown him and the retard judge said "But da cartoon dont have no body, and you have a body, totally different"
Or when TG tried scapegoating to Billy when it was revealed they didnt actually verify most of their scores and their lawyer was almost disbarred for deleted telegram messages between them and Karl?
Which one of these instances was Billy being ridiculous?
Even if Billy is a crybaby that calls his laywer every time someone says something mean doesn't make it okay to claim he was the reason someone offed himself.
heterosexual married man
dresses like a girl
reminds me of that one friend of mr beast who had a young family but still trooned out and left his wife and child
just because he had one good case doesn’t nullify every other time he used the legal system to get his way
wrong.
apologize
apu is next
ABSOLUTE JOBBER
Billy should have lost because its a parody, it makes my blood boil knowing some faggy lib can take my face and make me straight up fucking evil and some judge is going to go "but thats a cartoon, you arent a cartoon, thats nothing like you!"
Someone should make a cartoon of the judges torsoless face saying "Kill all niggers" and see what his opinion is on it
what funnier is he's already done it. he's trying to prove after the fact that he hasn't royally fucked up but hasn't provided much more proof than "trust me" and AI screenshots lol
I bought the habanero one. Should be arriving in a few days. If it’s good I’ll buy the other two.
I'VE HEARD? I'VE FUCKING HEARD
QLD REVENUE IS GONNA LOVE THAT ONE KARL! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
I honestly think Karl is either gonna end up killing himself or going to prison within the next 5 years. Maybe even both desu
lawyers? pssh- who needs lawyers when i have a private discord server and chatGPT?
It's fine. He's got prescription benzos now that he can snack on while having a cheeky erp wank with the disco sisters whenever the stress gets to him.
He'll simply declare himself a sovereign citizen of Australia and thus he won't have to go to prison.
Simple as.
Its not going to end well for Karl. That son can only keep the bad thoughts at bay for so long
How is that shit even possible? Even in my third world shithole russia when you file for bankrupcy they check all the transactions you made up to 3 years prior and if there's anything suspicious those will be cancelled.
Shouldn't this shit be even stricter in the west?
its not
divorce rape
lose custody of son
suicide
Yep seems innevitable at this point
The man is an idiot who thinks he can accuse someone of being responsible for the suicide of another person because he cheated at a video game 30 years ago.
I don't think he understands how the law works
Its gonna happen fast when his accountant wife is informed that shes committing fraud and to jump ship before they lose custody of their son
Ohnonononono, australia has a 5 year time limit on those things. If he had done that 5+ years ago it would have been ok, but iirc in aus when you go into default/bankruptcy someone gets appointed to sell off your shit, and anything that you sneakily tried to change ownership off 5 years or less ago.
his son would probably be better off if he ropes himself lol
Even if it was 5 years ago, Karl's wife is financially tied to him through marriage and that would face heavy scrutiny. Like, you can have your brother or cousin or uncle run a trust, but looping your wife in is very dangerous because your debt is still very much her debt until you die(and in many cases even after)
I wanna see my son Maximums Wong suffer in school
I really hope he realises one day what he has done to him with the name.
No, you don't understand. You can erase all debt with one simple trick. Just start a company and have it buy all your stuff, then declare bankruptcy. Anything it can't buy you give to your wife. He's the first person to ever think of this scheme, that's why it's 100% legal and 100% cool. It's his cold, autistic, logical thinking that revealed this glitch in the system, normies can't comprehend such a brilliant plan.
Its definitely up there with "What if I make fake checks for a million dollars and take them to a check cashing place, Im gonna be rich!"
It’s too bad that Karl’s lace broke and he couldn’t slay the dragon that is Billy Mitchell.
Don't give away my plan to the glowies
Not a lawyer. But from what I found in a quick search, it would not be that massive of a deal. If they own a company 50/50, and he goes into a personal bankruptcy the debt collector apparently can't just take the other half as well. But yeah, there is probably a lot more to it, I only looked into the swapping of ownership part, and it does not look well for Karl.
Das rite. It was all meticulously planned over a long period of time.
The sad thing is you can totally get away with some of this shit if you aren't 1. painfully stupid and 2. informing everyone you know on discord every time you do it.
He sure seems to be speed running a reality check right now.
He really should have stuck with his pickup artist videos. Would have made big bucks for sure.
i'd join if the contest rewards were REAL gamer merch and not gay posters
alright i can understand someone being dumb enough to go with this plan
i can't understand sharing it with random people though
is he genuinely retarded or what
They're his inner circle
It's not. They will see it and question him, see the date of the videos when he started to shit against Billy and how he hoped that he will get sued by him and quickly know what's up.
Metroid and Wolfenstein both happened before Quake, little boy.
The former of which is a console game, and even had content for getting better times.
Speedrunning is an inherently autistic activity
As time goes on and runs become more optimized only the most autistic of autists can compete
Said autists turn out to be incredibly susceptible to peer pressure and trans nonsense because of how socially maladjusted they are
Trans speedrunners start popping up like weeds when trans rights shit started gaining steam around the late 2010s
It's not exactly rocket science
Based
He really needs to learn to shut the fuck up. If you are doing stuff like this maybe dont shout it on discord
Of course he'd get caught. It's the first thing anyone with debt tries to do. Have someone else hold all their stuff then declare bankruptcy. I don't know how much copium he's smoking to think this will work. He must be the billionth person to try this, it's the oldest trick in the book. It's older than the book. The fucking Sumerians were probably wise to similar schemes. You could probably find passages in the bible referencing this idea.
the habanero one is the shit
KARL YOU'RE AN IDIOT
PLAY A RECORD
The base ingredients of every hot sauce are the exact same.
you are supposed to do these things before the fact not after it.
Troons love small gaming communities, they are much easier to infiltrate and gain validation in and gamers are usually pushovers and don't fight it.
This is why making your own sauce is the way. Grow your own peppers, then it's just some vinegar and shit. It lasts forever too.
nah you really can't get away with stuff like this especially on the scale karl is operating at.
located near SEA
oh no, I sued Karl, and all I have to show for it is knowing Karl will live in abject poverty and his legendary lolcow crashout
Im sure that alone is worth more than however much Karl defrauds the australian government for
I think generally when people "get away with" this stuff, they set everything up years beforehand, just in case they have to go bankrupt later. Whereas Karl is on the hook for a million dollars, then decided to move everything afterwards. That's what we call "fraud" and his wife would also be on the hook for this, with possible prison time.
both parents in jail
son is raised by billy
becomes #1 speedrunner and hot sauce merchant
kino incoming
No, you absolutely can. The point is that you need the foresight. If he had disseminated his assets across trusts, companies and partnerships in advance of this litigation he would be absolutely fine. These things historically only come apart in family court.
Yes, exactly. If Karl had talked to an accountant even once in his life he wouldn't be in this position.
The people thatbget away with it are the type of people who have lawyers on retainer and actually listen to them and have millons of dollars. Not some idiot who puts his ego above his own family all in the context of a fucking donkey kong score "controversy"
speedrunner
High scorer*
Because Karl had already been humiliating him for years
will his wife divorce him or risk going to jail? time will tell
Its almost like fucking pasta. The devil is in the detail. Fermented vs not fermented, added spices, vinegar type, salt amounts.
You knew my father?
Oh yes. He was a famous speedrunner... and a good friend.
lyl
Not sure how fucked the legal system is there but in my country this straight up wouldn't work
After Karl spending the better part of a decade trying to destroy his life, I think the guy gets to enjoy his win.
I've got to find a way to harness his power
yeah...
end up killing himself
I will never understand why someone who is feels that another person is destroying their life would contemplate suicide instead of murder followed by suicide.
I know people that kill themselves are cowards but why wouldn't you at least try to do something about it first?
Sex with Jashin-chan
If the person who is ruining your life is too far away, or anonymous enough, it can be prohibitively expensive.
He was born in 1987, so that post about his cock getting micro wanks was when he was 30
didnt he do this shit like 2 years ago. oh i see what this thread is actually about
My sides
just add me on pornhub bro
go to Anon Babble - videogames
"VIDEOGAMES ARE FOR TRANNIES"
Why the fuck are you subhumans allowed here?
My career is complete? I didn't hear no bell
prohibitively expensive
if you're killing yourself regardless I fail to see how you can't work around this, it's not like you will have to deal with consequences of any debt
jesus christ
Because Karl is a pussy. Either way even if Karl had a gun and aimed it point blank at the back of Billys head he would fuck it up and miss somehow. Losers lose, winners win. Karl is never gonna be able to harm Billy
He just announced this one on his latest video
watches jap porn
wife is a chink
this dude can't catch a break
another indian shill thread for billy using the albino as excuse
do yellow fever fags care? I assume they see chinky eyes and go wild
He
He doesn't need to tell people
???
moral of the Karl Jobst story taking money from his followers and lying about why he needs it:
Don't give money to internet celebs
this retard:
I think I'm myself too stupid to understand how someone can be this fucking dumb.
Rolling over with humility and begging for Billy's mercy would be infinitely wiser. Billy would humiliate him but would probably be a bit less focused on real damages to his family. Karl seems like he's prioritizing his ego over the well being of his family.
Major yellow fever fag here (like terminal) and the answer ro your question is for me, no. The people that know about it think i like any asian women and the answer is no, im very particular abiut the asian women i like. A good example of what i like is Miku Tanaka
Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough
Gives him the red joystick
At least he's buying a product and getting something out of this, even if it turns out to not be that great
Every hobby and interest that attracts autistic losers has a huge amount of trannies.
Someone needs to write a fanfic of this or a comic & post it on deviant art because that would be fucking hilarious
I enjoy this saga as much as the next guy but digging up a forum post from 2001 is pretty pathetic.
But whining about a 30 year old video game score is fine?
20 years old
What a fall from grace
Jesus, why is Karl posting on Discord? This was his original problem. He might as well be printing everything out on Discord and mailing it right to the Judge and Billy himself. He's literally explaining his sketchy legal strategies in the open. Why does he act like he's talking amonst a small group of friends?
Bankrupsy is fine, but it's not a magic get out of jail card. It means someone will be appointed to look over his shit, and either sell things off or garnish wages until his debt is paid off. Since he has a successful and popular youtube channel I see no reason to end it.
it may mean Karl might become an actual employee though, as a big company will buy his channel and make Karl their bitch.
Karl thinks it's just a button to hit and say "whoops, I can't pay anything. My bad" and the courts will just shrug their shoulders. Why is he so stupid?
Actually, this is an even worse situation for Karl, since he'll just lose control of how to handle paying off his debts. Under his own control he could decide what to sell, what not to. I think if he just sold the house, he'd be able to pay the debt quickly, then start building things up again. He'd be in financial shitsvill for like 5-10 years, but you can recover.
he dumb
it may mean Karl might become an actual employee though, as a big company will buy his channel and make Karl their bitch.
Karl says his Youtube channel is worth $0 so he's not worried
Well, yes, those are two completely different things, especially since Billy himself is still pushing himself as a vidya champ.
JAV porn.
Based.
Chinchong wife, ugly sort.
Not-based. Simple as.
ok I dislike billy, but fair enough if this is real.
The point is that he was swayed to do it.
Next time he does it, it might not be for a product.
I wish I didn't read those things.
And Karl is still talking about penises every chance he gets
That is not how things work, and if anything he'll have LESS control over his finances and businesses by declaring bankruspy. His channel, clout, and persona, is likely worth a LOT. It's entirely possible his channel will be sold, the debts paid, and Karl becomes an employee of some shitty media company and has less say in what he does or does not do.
Karma's a bitch, aint it?
He's said about the same on video, too.
KARL WIFE WILL DIVORCE HIM
worrying about the cost of the travel for committing murder/suicidde against your nemesis
you are never going to make it as a vengeful murder/suicider
That post from 2001 has nothing to do with penises tho? It's a 15 y/o talking about how the internet was taken from him because his step dad found porn on the computer and making a guide. Why the fuck even include that in a cringe compilation?
was more going on about the "also I chase him forever" part.
I hope she cucks him with billy, it would be so fucking funny
He justifies it with his wife owning the channel since 2023, but that is still within the window where the AFSA will look trough his finances to see if anything fishy happened. And since the channel is his primary source of income they will either bag his wife in the bankruptcy proceedings or just nullify the transfer.
Karl seems like he would have done the same thing tbf
i hope [extremely unlikely bad thing] happens to [person i don't like]
trump derangement syndrome
Yea the highlight is irrelevant.
I will never let Billy forget this... I'm not going to be a good winner
seems like a similar thing to me, but maybe you thought about from a different angel. Pic unrelated.
KARL WIFE WILL DIVORCE HIM
She has little financial reason to do so. She'll be getting her money and funds AFTER the debt is paid.
Trannies and their "allies" deserve all the bad things in the world.
karl deragement syndrome
[people i don't like] deserve all the bad things in the world
You don't understand, he just discovered a new out of bounds glitch in the system so he can still win and Billy will lose!
the irony lmao
he's so stupid. My god.
[parasitic, subhuman pieces of trash] deserve all the bad things in the world
ftfy
billy
I'm here to shit on the discord albino retard, don't care about some washed up boomer
i project only negative traits onto [people i don't like] therefore they are bad people
the kong man is the arch nemesis of the albino retard, if you talk about one, people will mention the other
Shouldn't ever wish harm on others, even if they have wronged you, even if you think they deserve it. Its basicalyl a curse, even if you don't realise it or beleive in it. It may rebound due to karmic forces you are not equipped to control.
KEK
fag
Says the person who trusts an AI bot on court opinions.
lmao.
Karmic.
We aren't indian like you we can laugh at a faggot like Karl Jobst all day and every day getting his ass handed to him, LMAO. Hope he runs out of money, divorces and dies early.
you're either with me with the geriatric proto speedtranny boomer or you're with the absolutely retarded discord albino
I'll laugh at both, thanks
Where in my post do you read that you have to take a side?
Hope he runs out of money, divorces and dies early.
I hope for good things for you friend, but you just cast a curse with no protection
We aren't indian like you
Pottery
He sounds so depressed in his recent video
the kong man clings to the albino retard for relevancy
Well yeah? A lot of younger people didn't even know who Billy Mitchell was until Karl made it his life mission to never shut up about him.
So in that moment, I had no idea what had just happened, until I had caught up, and turned my head back up to look at Karl, only to see his face buried in tissue, his face redder than I had ever seen. He had broken down in tears at that line of questioning. I legitimately couldn’t even believe what I was seeing, after how composed and confident Karl had been throughout the whole process. While I obviously don’t speak for Karl, I interpreted this as a reaction to the thought of all the other cool videos he could have done, all the amazing things he could have spent his time and money on, if he hadn’t had to spend the last few precious years of his life defending this bullshit lawsuit.
Why are Billy so evil bros
and now in turn billy has to keep mentioning karl on his twitter not because of retribuiton but just because he has nothing else
I like to live dangerously. Double dog dare you to curse me horribly with no protection uwu.
i wish all the best for you sir
this is actually fucking hilarious after seeing all those stupid videos get fed into my algorithm over the years
might buy some sauce desu lads
depends on your power level. i can look at an asian and tell the difference between nip, chink, and gook. but for many arr rook arike
It's called Speed Demo Archives not Super Metroid sharts. emphasis on DEMO because of Quake.
Anyways consoles are for manchlidren and they always drag the hobby with them. A L W A Y S
how is that relevant to the comment you replied to? are you saying you think every hot sauce tastes the same?
after seeing all those stupid videos get fed into my algorithm over the years
you watch speedtrannies, you get recommended speedtrannies
might buy some sauce desu lads
me too, fellow organic sauce buyer
Karl lost
I think jobst really does thinks the people he talks with on discord are his real friends
As opposed to (you) thinking some anoymous 13yo contrarian jerking off a cheater is your friend?
jfc karl
I like how these threads are basically just Karl sending his discord goons to call Billy a cheater when no one cares that Billy won they just think it's funny to see Karl lose.
Honestly though Karl is such a megalomaniac I'd believe it's actually him responding half the time.
we love Karl Jobst around here
nobody is defending karl tho, billy pajeets on the other hand..
We love to see him ruined and broke, yes.
I mean I do enjoy a fair amount of shitposting, but that's a guy who needs serious help
the burden good people must carry is that they have to punish evil. Punishing evil does appear to be an evil thing at first glance but there is nothing in the world more good than punishing evil. Billys burden is to punish Karl, it is sad that Billy got dragged into this mess because of Karl but Billy has handled the situation well and can carry the burden
youre missing the biggest part of kt. autistic gooning to futa/femboy shit. the sheer amount of stimming these speedrunners do is wild
discord gets Kiwifarmed and leaks Karl's message history
he's still TMI'ing and traumadumping in it fueling his lolcow status even harder
Literally why
setting up a competition and giving out prizes after you just transferred all your assets to your ex wife's name to defraud the legal system?
sounds like a great idea!
wow it's like those channels covering china
Probably because Karl says insane stupid shit like Billy should be jailed because he played on the wrong version of Donkey Kong.
Like people think he should be financially ruined and disgraced over this.
Speed runners are mentally unwell and it's also funny to make fun of them.
Billy should be jailed because he played on the wrong version of Donkey Kong
Yes.
Pay your debts karl
Based Goose
this is fucking fantastic I hope Billy keeps shitting on Karl
Since when did Anon Babble hate Karl Jobst? is this a Anon Babble psyops?
the stats say 80% have a personality disorder, 60% of which being Narcissistic Personality Disorder
billy shills Anon Babble with pajeets to restore his "popularity"
Since day 1 to be quite honest with you.
Just ordered some sauce to try. Bit pricey, but free shipping and 15% I'll give it a shot.
I'm pretty sure he was never liked here. He was always relentlessly made fun of for his pick up artist videos and terrible takes on everything.
He's a known retard around here and the fact he's using chatGPT instead of a lawyer
People made fun of Billy too but I don't think anyone actively cared about this drama before they saw to the extent how retarded Karl is.
Just had a game where I landed 0 crits as Mantis.
where do you watch the entire thing? all i can find is ersatz tranny commentary
This should help you get over it
Karl Jobst was raped in the sweltering summer of '25.
Someone should really check on Karl. The way he talks all optimistic and like everything will work out sounds exactly like someone who's about to kill himself.
So lets say bankruptcy court finds out someone was hiding assets to avoid paying. What next? do they deny the bankruptcy? Throw them in jail? All of the above?
Anyone know anything about this stuff.
Thanks for the nice pom tits
KWAB
oty
Terminally online, autistic, retro gaming, attention whore "hobby"
I'll let you take a guess
they hate billy because he doesn't show them obsequience. they view his confidence and arrogance as a direct affront to their own insecurity, and his existence in their subcultures is a constant source of exposure for their own smallness. many gaming subcultures are strangled by the crabs in a bucket mentality. they ostricize people so they can own the community. in essence, to quote a translation of sun tzu: an evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes.
it's not about his skill or potential lack thereof, or anything else. it's about him standing up for himself, and their incessant need to make him kneel. these people are the epitome of bullies, which is somewhat ironic, but also perfectly appropriate.
Billy should have stuck with the hot sauce business
How fucking retarded do you have to be to actually post this? Or is he just that obsessed with impressing his discord troon "friends"
he is based and selling unglodly amounts of hot sauce
uncanny similarity to the kind of shit you see shilled here
He will troon out. In fact I partly suspect this is all planed as a pretext for him to leave his wife and kids.
the prize is some shitty doom poster from a sponsor, it's just an ad
displates are kino thoughever
did this faggot get permission from billy for this contest?
that shit will look great on his ching chong wife's resume
he could at least not drag her into fraud and tell everyone about it
Why are Karl fans so unhinged?
Billy is an honorable hot sauce mogul and Gamer God with a beautiful wife and white family
Karl is an evil grifting tranny enabler with an ugly mail order gook wife and son named wong
Hmm let's look at his videos
Billy Mitchell
Billy Mitchell
Billy Mitchell
Nothingburger reddit drama for the unemployed
Nothingburger speed running drama for the unemployed
Billy Mitchell
Billy Mitchell
RWhiteGoose is a bad man because he told me speedrunning is for loosers
Billy Mitchell
Billy Mitchell
Defending people who caused Apollo to commit suicide
How to pick up chicks pickup artist video for incels
Nothingburger speed running drama for the unemployed
Gee idk.
Uhh excuse me his sons legal name is Maximum Wong.
We could've gotten another lawsuit kino.
why bring up the 2001 post?
Pattern of lying.
"My parents found porn on my computer, but i have no idea how it got there".
Sure Karl, suuuuure.
maximum wong
That kid is so fucked. Future Elliot Rodgers in the making.
really tho, what was he thinking with that name?
Uhh excuse me his sons legal name is Maximum Wong.
This is so sad. Buy RICKEY'S with discount code "BIG WONG" for 15% off.
at least it wasn't max wang, dong, ho, etc
Wait why doesn’t his son has his last name?
If Karl had talked to an accountant even once in his life he wouldn't be in this position.
if only he knew an accountant.
My dick is so big and gay it has sex with men
I really don't have words to describe how puerile but jarring that sounds.
Taste the Rickey sauce Karl
His wife is an accountant?
is billy actually making money with this hot sauce thing?
he’s the bitch I’m the relationship
the desperate shilling wouldn't make it seem so
Because he wanted Reddit Karma
Dad why did you give me a name you knew was stupid.
Well son if you understood the simple climate of the time, I simply wouldn't have been as popular and well liked as I am. It all hinges on me being showing everyone I'm as cool and in line with what's cool. You should've seen the upvotes son, the Karma rolling in. I knew this is what would boost my youtube channel beyond just a speedrun drama channel. You? Oh yeah sorry you get made fun of every day they simply don't understand my genius.
If true she must know how it looks that he transferred his company to her just a handful of months before the lawsuit started.
what's the deal with people using beards as their entire personality? most of them are gamers too
some guy edits a karl tweet so it looks like made by billy
posts it every karl thread
every anon who responds to it believes it
Damn man the nigger cattleification of this site is a tragedy
If that's true, LOOOOOOL
ikr, you get billy shilling on top of it
They're stocked at costco and walmart bwo
I'm not australian but what do they think of interracial couples?
He was talking about his hotsauce as far back as the King of Kong documentary (~20 years ago).
Karl seriously fucked with the wrong guy.
they're just a unique thing for his two restaurants. online sales are a bonus
he literally invented hot sauce
Only recently
trying to cheat financial auditors when you aren't DSP
I don't know if I can beat dooming your family over Donkey Kong
How do you guys think jirard is reacting to this
he has 7 months to decide.
statute of limitation is 1 year.
IRL Claude
he’s going to "complete" Karl’s life if you know what I mean
has a wife and son
spends more time on pornsites than with his family
what causes this behaviour
Character weaknesses attracting those two overlap quite heavily.
insecure
failure at life
try to find success by hyperfocusing on one specific thing
all to finally get some respect and attention
Troons go troon because they idealize the female form to an unhealthy degree. Goes for FtM trannies as well. And they believe being the other sex is all they need to finally find acceptance in life cause thats what their distorted world view makes them believe.
Speedrunners meanwhile can also be more than just passionate fans of one specific game - they often lack success in real life and instead just try to become really really good at one of the things they are familiar with. Which trends to be internet or gaming related cause those are shut-in hobbies.
Why are men who go after Asian women weird and disgusting?
Idk why are women who go after Black men weird and disgusting?
He's an albino loser with a race fetish who only cares about himself.
can't he aim for something better?
daddy issues
low self esteem & superiority complex
WMAF is fucking rampant down there
check here
are people cool with it or do they chimp out?
Hey guys I found a glitch in the ATM and it gave me $100,000 but now the bank is hounding me about it. Legally I can just tell them no right? They just gave it to me.
on his apology video everyone is saying how karl shouldn't have lied and they were disappointed in him etc, stuff you'd expect
on the very next video the community is back to dickriding him
lmfao what's with the memories of these people
Just give it all to your wife, then technically you no longer have it and theres nothing they can do. If you have no wife you need to get married IMMEDIATELY
Thanks I asked chatGPT if this was smart and at first it said no then I kept explaining how it was an infallible plan until it told me yes.
When you think Karl can't get more stupid, he somehow does it. He unironically needs to learn to just stfu and stop consulting AI for stuff that will affect the rest of his life
Doesn't matter.
Karl is an antiwhite piece of shit no matter what.
Glad he lost.
Karl also has some good advice for you if you are looking for a wife. He will show you how to approach any woman you want and be successful
ladies, you are looking GOOOD tonight!
I already watched them don't worry I'm a pro just haven't gotten lucky yet.
In fact I walked up to a woman and yelled "What's up you absolute woman" and she walked away looking disgusted just like in the video so I know I'm doing it right.
Even got a "ladies, you are looking GOOOD tonight!" to a group of girls that looked like they were about to hit me.
This alone justifies Billy's eternal attacks on Karl
why wouldnt it be Maximus Jobst?
Because Karl is a narcissist and his son is an accessory to him that not only proves he has sex but that he's really funny.
Who?
is it true that he cried in court but all the footage got removed from yt
Yeah he also got on his knees and blew Billy for more time to get his shit together.
The shadow wizard government just deleted it from every ones memory but I saw it through chinas new spy birds when I found one on my lawn with low power before it could fly away.
ok Karlos NoJobst haha :)
No it's true! Karl even said thank you after Billy nutted in his mouth and told him he would use it to make a 2nd son he would name Willy "Billy" Wong.
Yeah I saw it too! Billy put his hand on his shoulder and said no my son you'll name it Karl "Wes" Wong before he started levitating and turning water into hot sauce.(probably why it got blacklisted from peoples memories)
No. I don't have a Pornhub account
Maybe a few $100 a month probably more now though
It doesn't take much to sell your slop at Walmart
E1M1 has been done to death already
Consoles are for children
PC gaming is for man children
I am an actual lawyer and I am going to tell you that, completely unironically, I would kill myself if I had this fucking dumbass as a client, I feel bad for the poor soul assigned to his case, jesus christ.
win temporary 50% ownership of my house!
T-t-thanks, Karl....
What would even be your defense for this?
Your honor I'm sorry as you can clearly see my client is legally retarded since he decided to seek legal advice from an AI chatbot.
can he sue the AI?
Shut up Karl
What's the name?
Maximum Wong. Soon to change his name to Max Mitchel when his wife divorces him with all his assets.
Karl you cannot be serious, that's like a joke porn name
is there a story leading up to the name? sounds like it would be entertainingly retarded.
Average perma online mid sucessful People act like that
Why do you think most of the community cut ties with him 3 years ago.
Probably because he was caught in a Neo Nazi Discord bragging about what he named his kid while also posting it on reddit for updoots.
There's no way to defend this, there's absolutely no way to defend this and I am telling you this as someone that has defended really stupid stuff, this is essentially shooting yourself in the foot legally speaking, especially if the Discord screenshots are confirmed as real. He quite literally just screwed over his family and I can only feel bad for the kid.
This Just proves that beta weak males marry asians.What kind of normal girl wants to be with a retarded man baby redittor forever
november 2001
terminally ancient online. so he grew out of gaming/goldeneye shit did pickup then went BACK!?
so he grew out of gaming/goldeneye shit
He was on that forum for the next 16+ years. When did he grow out of it exactly?
Small yellow girl make my pp look bigger
What do you expect porn addicts to think about?
no it's just colored vinegar and wood filler for "thickness"
Why can't people just shut the fuck up about their master plan of breaking the law? Why is it so difficult for some? Just shut, the, fuck, up.
This is satire right...
*his* son
kek'd
If life has taught me one thing it's that men like this get killed after watching their daughters get gangraped
fake
heh...
The first NFT
SHUT UP Anon Babble! THE KING OF DONKEY KONG HAVE A IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
Golems don't actually have personalities, just a void and then the various masks they wear to fit into society
the king of kong have a important announcement sar
Are dumbasses just now learning that every single moderately large youtube and twitch channel is set up to be owned by an LLC that the youtuber/streamer owns?
This is like beginner level online content creator 101 shit.
past connection with neo-nazis
has an Asian wife
You're supposed to be nuanced with your shilling, it's not that fucking hard retard.
Doom speedrun
Is just a video of himself and his court case
okay retard
It’s a sign of masculinity that requires literally no effort.
Lmao what? I thought it was MAXIMUS, you know, like the gladiator, that way if anyone gave him shit for his odd name he could cope, but fucking MAXIMUM? And with a last name like that? Poor fucking kid.
You know it's bad when even the shartyroon lawyer thinks he's gone to far
It's so funny him and his neo nazi friends love Biggus Dickus from Monty Python.
Because the mods allow them and Anon Babblefags to run rampant
I wish Uncle Dolf won. The world sucks and is the worst it has ever been because Germany lost WWII.
Announcing your pending announcement
Fucking hate this shit. So retarded
Why this albino retard uses that picture so much. it's the only selfie that he looks good? what a faggot.
You deserve your bans, fag.
No shit it's from when he was young because he looks like a fucking Glowing One from fallout.
how much money did this loser donate to karl lmao
How is the sauce? I just bulk bought a bunch of frozen costco breakfast burritos and like siracha with em typically
It's generic hot sauce you can buy for like $3 rebranded and sold for $30.
but it's based because billy deserves your money for getting into legal squabbles with mentally ill albinos
Eceleb shit is not vidya
Also bily cheated
Willing to go to court with that one?
This, fuck off with your speedtranny generals
You're not my friends?
...
casually throwing dox information
very smart billy
billysisters seething