Mario Kart World has zebras
It's official
they're IMPOSSIBLE to tame ok chud if we started breeding them for 10 thousand years like horses they would NEVER change at all ok don't question it
They got the stripes backwards
Wow....zebras...I'm so impressed...
this but unironically
That's a horse tho...
Can I have play as one?
only cows for now
This question is nothing but absolute buffoonery out of the mind of a callow ignoramus. You really think that they would put a playable zebra? In a video game?
Zebras are just glorified donkeys so they'd probably end up as a pack animal if they were domesticated and not a chad horse
Africa needs more representation in general, I'm tired of seeing the same settings over and over (medieval Europe, feudal Japan, modern times NY/LA, or dci-fi not Star Wars).
Besides Donkey Kong,Street Fighter & Resident Evil 5 there isn't much.
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How did you make the zebra in tokyo jungle a predator?
they look like balloons...
i am so sick of nintendos bullshit
Kung Pow Rep
so op's mother is on the roster?
would be pretty useful if Africans had invented the wheel
OIIA zebras
Oh nice that Gamecube game has native widescreen
shame about the draw distance though...
I'm the last to finish the race, making me the victor
UEslop Mario Kart
This implies africa canonically exists in the mario universe
man I wish sony would put their back catalog on steam, especially smaller psn ttiles like this absolute KINO or THE LAST GUY... sony is fucking gay
chonkers size or Toad is very small
zebras are african donkeys not majestic weirdo horses
i dont know why this bothers me
they could have been domesticating zebras for the last million years like other people domesticated horses, but they didn't. why didn't they take the initiative?
Literal DEI inclusion, I thought trump put an end to this
zebras
Quagga
NPCs in kart games like this are always made incredibly huge so that you can see them easier when you pass them. if you play yoshi valley in MK8, the yoshi spectators are like all 4 times bigger than the driver yoshi.
banana
Another warp pipe appeared in Africa, causing global political conflict about them. Some want their entrances filled for fear of what may come out of them (Bowser in the US caused millions in damage to Brooklyn), others think they should remain open.
What the fuck is "Frish"?
wow
As long as the warp pipe doesn't lead to world 5-3 (that's where I live)
Cute. But I'm not paying $80 dollars for a fucking kid's game. Fuck off.
me neither
I paid $50 for it
Baited no one award
why is Wokey Kong like this now
for some reason I can't like DK anymore ever since he was voiced by Seth Rogen
we've known that for a while
DEEPEST
LORE
Besides Donkey Kong
Kek
Tyronio
Mario if he caca
Do they have testicles that realistically react to temperature fluctuations?
No funky kong, no purchase
Imagine Princess Peach stroking one of those zebras with that her stupid fucking face and bimbo lips
No but their nipples do, Nintendoes what rockstar don't