this is a cutscene from a DOOM game
This is a cutscene from a DOOM game
This and Gears of War is just blending together now
Grim
Dark
Fits the pasta almost to a tee
I hate capeshit so much Anon Babbleros...
When the girl bosses show up, the gamers bounce, RIP piece of shit franchise.
Looks like some slop you'd see in an xbox 360 game
this is a cutscene from a DOOM game
the video could be literally anything and it would still be gay
Do you think she uses those tentacles for... you know?
Tentacles
O, Onii-chann, yamero!!!!!!!
budget elden riing boss has 3 phases
.>you lose in the final cutscene
bring him back for the final boss
shart ages is hilarious
Doom 3 is no longer the black sheep
Yeah makes sense following up on the dog shit that was Eternal's story
2016 may not be as good in terms of gameplay but it's unironically a better single player experience overall than Eternal (and certainly better than The Shart Ages)
You get to fight her later on, right?
how is it even possible to create such low quality cutscenes
le walking
le girlboss hand gestures
tentacles from ground
shitty camera angles all along
focus on fortnite looking faces
no tension whatsoever
Looks like they've now completely forgotten what made 2016 good. Guess it's time for Doom to go back to sleep for another 15 years.
Tfw you play a game for the CUTSCENES!
Anya, you seeing this shit?!
I legitimately thought this was gears... Why did I think this was gears? What in my ape brain connected the two?
Multiple people in the thread had the same thought
Interesting
I'm convinced the only way to enjoy this game is to skip every single cutscene, turn off subtitles and set dialog volume to zero.
this looks like a generic 360 game
so basically doom I guess
Why did I think this was gears?
Because it looks like it
where's the production quality? they really have no creatives left in the @@@ business.
Just like Borderlands 3! (and most likely Borderlands 4 as well)
so did everyone behind doom 2016 just leave the studio or what?
Cutscenefags be like, stand and fight huh? Pssshhhh no thanks bro, I'd rather SIT and WATCH.
not skipping cutscenes
muh story
in DOOM
And? Just skip it.
cut scenes
with a girl boss
in a Doom game
The flopping makes sense now.
Truly the cuckchair experience
Gears of War: MCU Edition
yeah I'm gonna skip the whole game by not buying it, which is what a lot of people are doing apparently
my ex-runescape youtuber, now doing crime documentaries using unreal engine 5, has more sovl in them compared to this $90 feminist slop
grim, extremely grim.
Finally a Doom game made for us 360 bros
isn't it funny how as they tried to return to "the roots of FPS" with this series they just ended up following the same (albeit more retarded) path as the very same devs that created those 90s shooters?
Oh no no nonononononononononononononononononoonono. Sisters. What? We eating good Hellgate: London(®) spvrits!!!!! Cooking in the kitchen. Finally some good focking food.
Indians in charge btw.
They did the same thing with wolfenstein with the last 3 games.
First one good reboot.
Second story kinda shit but gameplay good
Third game turd
would have been fine if it was more frenetic and fast paced
useless this is slowed it feels like shit to look at, like some nerds retelling a D&D adventure and overly dragging how cool they looked
So it's Diablo III, up to and including a shitty, pretentious story that's up its own ass, but with guns?
I hope whoever thought this up dies in a car wreck with their entire family.
Post it.
this, they should be charging through that portal, that tentacle ghost thingy should have been seconds instead of having her take like 2 hours to take it out and complete and attack with it, and those demons should be charging at them instead of looking like inquisitive weird monkeys that go impaled for no reason
whatever poo in loo that animated this is a disgrace to his people, have seen webms of bollywood shit posted here with more energy than this
unreal engine 5
Doom
my ex-runescape youtuber
You're a massive faggot alright
youtube.com
don't get hooked, faggot.
someone hijacked iD's team to make holywood drama with stiff animations
I GAINT WORM
You can LITERALLY hear the fucking Imagine Dragons song that they definitely wanted to use in these scenes
niggas in the cutscene walking all hard & tall & whoa badass le gamer hero
"WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE, TO THE NEW AGE, WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE, TO THE NEWW AYYYGE"
Can't even understand few simply lines
Ok retard
retarded esltranny
Oversized guns, daft armor, boring generic characters.
At least the monsters are good.
That's true, come to think of it. I'd be interested to see how the staff and management working on each series changed from game to game. I wonder if a pattern is discernable.
Setting aside it being from DOOM, it just looks bland and boring in general. The fuck is this shit?
The more women in a team, the worse the game will be.
Vin Diesel should have been brought in for this because these are just Necromungers
If you hadn't put the title in, I would’ve actually believed it was a cutscene from a Guardians of the Galaxy game or some shit from Marvel.
Why the fuck are graphics getting worse instead of better?
Its almost as though they're intentionally trying to crash the gaming industry.
If it wasn;t for GTA6 coming, I'd be saying its literally ogre and have fucked gaming off by now.
The woke shit, the prices, the ridiculous wait time between titles... what a fucking joke.
I haven't played doom since 3 if you don't count wads for doom 2, can someone give me the qrd on what's going on in this series?
15 hrs for £70.
angela anaconda out of nowhere.
Doom was never good, Gears of War was the first good "gritty" shooter.
I haven't played any of the newer doom games but everything I've seen about the presentation of dark ages in particular reminds me a lot of 360/PS3 era shooters.
Are those 15 hours good though? I've found that longer games tend to be full of padding
u gottabe pretty crazy 2 not notice that 6 looks dated as fuck too and its the most hyped game ever. its like they doing it on purpose so the talented fucks can get replaced with jeets and women.
yes.tga
Satan is actually God but the Doomguy is his good identical twin so he joined up with the heavy metal space knights that work for angels but the angels are even more evil than demons and betrayed them and he got locked in a sarcophagus until someone from earth fracked hell for clean and renewable energy
She has big jewish autismo milkers, but is not breast feeding a baby. Why is that?
Graphics plateaued during the 7th generation and they can no longer push it any further except with some tricks like "the power of the clouds", HDR, ray tracing, "the power of SSD", and now "the power of AI". Retarded normies keep asking for more power but they can no longer deliver, expect them to stop at 1440p (2K) and price the graphicwhores out of gaming next.
This is what low test fags think is metal, just fucking embarrassing, the fucking art for the first games shits on this
this is the art of the second game, poser.
nuDoom should have ended after the Doom Slayer shoved a sword in the Icon of Sin's brain. It just got really stupid after that moment.
Lucky he said "first games" plural
I can't imagine anyone on earth is interested at all in how the Argent Sentinel civilization worked and yet they keep elaborating on it
Soon we'll know their tax policy
but the angels are even more evil than demons
My expectations are subverted
Trips wasted on a retarded fag, what a disgrace, you should kill yourself so your ancestors can no longer feel shame
How did we go from this...
... To this
Remember when DOOM 2016's entire thing was everything being shown from the first perspective precisely to avoid long cutscenes?
That hairline though...
either someone played on low or the cutscene looks like it belongs to PS3 era
You just know that they were Martin's OC faction for a canceled 40k ripoff and that's why he's pushing these fags so much, literally no one on planet earth gives a fuck about these lame space crusaders (who are also space vikings because?)
Baron of Hell would have looked like a smaller version of the Icon of Sin
We were robbed
Pretty sure it's because she's clearly a psychopath & matches the energy of Wendy Robie from The People Under the Stairs. That said, she can breatfeed ME if she likes
What was the point of the cutscenes when they sucked ass and looked like they were ai generated? At least Halo had some cool ass cutscenes
I know this one is a prequel but I don't get where the army of them in Eternal came from because I thought they all fucking died after they lost their magic bird thingies
I thought this was Unreal Tournament for a second.
From menacing monsters inspired by stuff like DnD, heavy metal, and pop culture satanism, to nu40k and Darksiders rejects.
Sad stuff
Are you fucking kidding me?
2016
lol story cutscenes? fuck off and play the title card
2025
minutes long cutscenes without the doomdude
what caused this shift in direction?
Women, probably
It's so painfully generic. You just know whoever made this REALLY liked Guardians of the Galaxy and thought to mix it with Doom.
Apparently a lot of people watched the cutscenes in Eternal
Don't think about it, it's badass chud
It's what happens when all you've studied are MCU movies, and all you've read are star wars trivia articles.
I love how oppressive and terrifying the Hell levels were in DOOM 3.
This one gets me. Apparently, they decided to have a story focus because people watched Eternal's cutscenes. Of course players aren't going to skip content they didn't see, doubly more so since Eternal is even more of a mess to follow if you don't watch them. Who the fuck thinks like this?
I legitimately thought this was a gears of war game
Who the fuck thinks like this?
Hugo martin, apparently.
Reaks of women and based boys. Generic and bland. Unironically people with no taste who like MCU shit.
Call me a conspiratard, but i just think that Hugo Martin used it as an excuse to push his own shit, if you look at his imdb he only worked in slop before Doom (shit like Sonic Boom, Lost Planet 3, a fucking movie tie in transformers game) so maybe he's just bitter that he never did his own thing and that's why nuDoom might as well be a totally different franchise, he's using the franchise as a vehicle to push shit he never got to make
Something after Eternal but before The Ancient Gods. Eternal’s story was fine enough but the TAG’s story was garbage marvel shit
pasta
which one?>
How do you guys get these long as fuck webms to under 4mb? Every time I do it it has to be compressed to hell and back
This looks extremely derivative, like a shitty 2000's MMO
id software starts to work on doom 2016
people are iffy about it but cautiosly optimistic
it releases and it's a hit
manages to keep the spirit of doom, the plot is light but well written, runs like a dream, only issue is arena style fights
eternal is announced, people are hyped
it releases and it's an even bigger hit
fast paced, brutal, lots of movement options, bigger scope, runs like a dream
criticism are about a certain enemy type, ammo being scarce requiring players to use takedown moves, being forced to switch weapons to exploit monsters' weaknesses, platforming sections and in particular the excessive marvel style plot
dark ages is announced
completely subverts the classic doom setting with a medieval styled world
devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music
the game is slow and all about parrying homing color coded projectiles and melee attacks with the mandatory shield weapon instead of shooting and using melee moves
most big enemies are now fought similarly to that one enemy type in eternal
badly implemented turret sections, dragon riding sections, mech riding sections
the plot is intrusive and badly written
game runs terribly
Ngl bros, i'm starting to look back at 2016 and Eternal the same way i did Borderlands when i stopped being 12
Le only thing they fear is you!
AVOID DA SLAYA
Even the demons are so fucking cucked and lame.
This gives some real BioWare Quality vibes. Did M$ fire all of the old iD guys and replace them with ex-bioware staff?
saying they "sacked" the old composer feels like downplaying the issue, but otherwise I agree with everything you said
>devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music
Did you know that guys behind the game's OST have worked on other Xbox/Microsoft published games like Halo MCC, Halo Wars 2, Grounded, and Microsoft Flying Simulator
don't forget Microsoft Flying Simulator 2024 as well.
And Crackdown 3, curious
Real talk: What are some tropes that are widely considered "Capeshit marvelslop", and are closely associated with it, but are actually pretty good on their own, just tainted by the above and people trying to ape it?
Im not saying OP is not aping it, nor am i trying to protect that garbage, but as much as i hate marvel influence - i fear that with the direction all this buzzwording has been going we might get to a point where people will unironically say camera composition or dramatic lighting is marvelshit
Give me your thoughts.
I don't know specifics, but today since dev teams are so big, you can't keep out the lame based boys who make things lame and generic.
Gears of War was the first good "gritty" shooter
copy pasted mechanics using stock unreal assets. running unreal script, most levels are just a multiplayer map vs ai opponents. idiot
quips between characters
I dont have an issue with this? Why are we overreacting about this? lmao
If you want to make your own shit then don't work for AAA studios.
I can't imagine it would feel satisfying to express my vision through an Indian sweatshop.
devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music
The ost fucking sucked
Lost Planet 3
It all makes sense now.
Wasn't this a Quake reboot repackaged as a Doom sequel?
why is there a hole on his crotch
That's where he shoots his piss out
You can have a snarky character that does quips but in capeshit movies even the extras are trying to launch their SoCal stand-up career.
gay
And Pacific Rim
that's Debra Wilson, btw
Fucking kek no wonder it flops fucking hard
I always loved sarcastic asshole characters, but these fucking movies ruined them for me
Not facescanned
I dont believe you.
yeah, i should've addressed that, but i don't remember every detail, basically the devs delayed mick's payments (or he didn't even get paid), insulted him, accused him of doing poor work, not completing the ost and causing delays, almost never contacted him and just gave him the bare minimum of direction to work with
and later when mick made this all known the game's director claimed mick was a liar
The cast gathering together to kill the final boss. But everyone copies the Endgame portal scene, with Doom straight up plagiarizing it.
The imp has long hair and hairy arms for no reason along with a shitty color palette, when its previous design was already perfect
What the fuck is hugo even thinking?
Man, these Unreal Tournament cutscenes are getting crazy.
Tbf they added a second imp which is the classic one, i think it's the only good looking demon in the entire game
IIRC it was they paid him for X hours of music, but actually took twice that.
Then told him he needed to produce an OST version a week before game launch when it wasn't in the contract, then blamed him on the OST being bad quality when it was actually produced by someone else.
head to small
They now look like someone who will tell you that "IT'S MA'AM!".
i hate that the ridge in his head looks like its a model that wasnt mirrored properly and has a shitty Normal map seam here.
Maybe they were trying to hide it LMAO
Now i can't unsee that
STAND
AND
FIGHT
Wtf, Romero must be turning in his grave right now
They really had to make the corniest tag line, maybe "Stand your ground" would sound better? Idk
Erm, am I supposed to hate it? It has that endearing look of a 7th gen game
Oh, so THIS is what people say when they mean "girlboss". Mary Sue's that have no place in a game ostensibly about ripping and tearing. Thanks zoomies for killing this franchise.
Shared universes can still be cool I think but are just way too common now. Even worse if it's multiverse bullshit.
ground and pound
But you are Doom Guy
Who the fuck are all these people, why are you seeing them, where is the rip and or tear?
mash and bang
Tbf i think that's more of a Rick and Morty trope
MEET
AND
FUCK
She stood. She fought. Will you?
Meet and huh???
i gassed 7 billion jews in my past life. i stood and fought and died in great honor.
Happy Eternalfags got more le epic lore. Keep making Doom even more gay and boring.
overusing old references from previous entries just to make you say 'gotcha' or 'I saw that thing before!'. it only gets more exhausting and annoying over time.
the lizard monster looks like something straight out of Turok or Duke3D, but not Doom
Didn't play the game but I wouldn't be surprised if Doomguy Akira-bike-slides with his dragon in it.
the only difference is shoulder size
Your mistake was dying. The work never ends.
Lost Planet 3
L-Lost Planet 3? What the fuck???? This is the first I've heard of this. Now I actually want him dead.
They should have given Doomguy a dog to maximize the wholesome chungus status
Or maybe in the next game, we'll see Doomguy riding a bike... I wouldn't be surprised at this point...
I don't think any of the new games do any random pop culture references, unless you count the Avenger portals thing. It's content to just reference itself with funkopops and rip and tear memes.
Uhm anon the dragon is basically that
This would have at least been retardedly cool.
HIRE THIS MAN
They give him a dragon that he sorta bonds with in some cutscenes though they at least didn't make him pet it. The big bad kills it after you lose in a cutscene to him, after which he gets back up in a rage. Sorta in-character but the series has already done this so why do it again?
Doom the woke age
This the incel thread?
unironically the least worst complaint about it
The rest of the shit is too rancid for me to care about the Debra Wilson Battledyke or tranny looking imps
Gears of War but taken totally seriously perfectly describes Doom: The Dark Ages. Weirder still because the gameplay stuff still has goofy ammo pickups, animations, etc.
RRRREEEEEEEEEE I WANT THE SAME EXACT GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I WANT TO PAY MONEY FOR THE SAME EXPERIENCE I ALREADY HAD
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT REASONABLE CHANGES IN THE GAMEPLAY! I DON'T WANT INNOVATION ON THE GENRE BY USING MECHANICS FROM OTHER GENRES THAT ARE FUN AND REWARDING!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN JUST PLAY THE OLDER GAMES? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*sharts and farts pants*
Unironically
*ironically
i need some sleep
wait a fucking minute
ponytail, red armor, vertical face scar, military lady
is that fucking major? is that what they remade her into?
Innovation
Turret sections, parryslop, and vehicle sections from 7th gen shooters
Kill yourself and your 3/10 bait
Game gives me cartoon vibes. It's the sonic satam of the series. That's why I skip all the cutscenes. It's all just bullshit anyway.
Can't wait for the kino that will be doom underground where we rip and tear demons with guitar solos in rythm mini game glory kill segments tho.
Save for the shoulder-mounted canon I would have never thought this was DOOM. You could have told me it game from Gears of War or Veilguard or some related shit and I would believe you.
formerly Jay's
gta 5 and oblivion and doom are the same games because... le shooting
No, but you will get to play as her as she’ll be the protagonist of the next game.
Isn't this game supposed to get dlc?
She god kidnapped and her shiny new power fall onto her lap.
She is doing jackshit prior to OP cutscene.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN JUST PLAY THE OLDER GAMES?
but anon, that's what people are doing right now, they're not buying TDA and they're going back to Eternal and 2016 instead
NONONO WHY THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MUH INNOVATING PARRYSLOP GAME, I'M NOT A SHILL PLEASE BUY THE GAME OR GET GOYPASS SAAR PLEASE I'M FUCKING INDIAN SAAR
Lost Planet 3
Eternal was fine but Ancient God's was so goddamn retarded, especially when the two end bosses recycled assets because it was cheap as hell
it looks like a jeet designed it. indian ass proportions. it's awful.
people praise 2016 for it's minimal story and delivery of lore through collectibles and occasional short exposition dumps
"What's that? You want more lore and story front and center? More cutscenes and explicit Doomslayer wank?"
No
"You mean you want EVEN MORE story, cutscenes and wank!?"
Finished Dark Ages tonight. The story was both incredibly bland but also hard to follow at the same time. They just expect to know who and what everyone is. The cutscene in the OP is the intro for the final level of the game, that group is just there to be a distraction so Doomguy can go kill the last boss.
I liked the boss fights more than Eternal's.
Rule of Cool
Is Deborah Wilson's character supposed to be Crash?
Why does Doomguy need their help?
Microsoft
Girl get it done
This looks like it could have been that 7th gen doom that got scrapped for 2016
Bravo hugo
why does hugo think doom should be about his epic lore
bring the architect
the same guy who was single handedly sabotaging hell now needs a distraction?
Ok i have never even heard of lost planet before
Can someone give me a rundown, especially about what the fuck went wrong with 3?
Nvidia, DLSS, TAA, AI, etc
What does reddit think about this cutscene
All I need it's a comic-relief character in this fucking franchise and i'm done.
Eternal cutscene zombie
Didn't they already have in Eternal with the bald söy looking fag?
Powered through it in less than a week. Absolutely no regrets. Game had me hooked from start to finish. The environments the gritty nature of it all. The finishing moves. The different weapons. This is my type of Doom game and is an easy a goty contender in my book. I just had so much fun with it. Neither Doom 2016 or Eternal had me hooked me in the way this one did. I hope it's it's at least in the conversation for goty.
id software starts to work on doom 2016
people are iffy about it but cautiosly optimistic
it releases and it's a hit
manages to keep the spirit of doom, the plot is light but well written, runs like a dream, only issue is arena style fights
eternal is announced, people are hyped
it releases and it's an even bigger hit
fast paced, brutal, lots of movement options, bigger scope, runs like a dream
criticism are about a certain enemy type, ammo being scarce requiring players to use takedown moves, being forced to switch weapons to exploit monsters' weaknesses, platforming sections and in particular the excessive marvel style plot
microsoft buys zenimax
dark ages is announced
completely subverts the classic doom setting with a medieval styled world
devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music
the game is slow and all about parrying homing color coded projectiles and melee attacks with the mandatory shield weapon instead of shooting and using melee moves
most big enemies are now fought similarly to that one enemy type in eternal
badly implemented turret sections, dragon riding sections, mech riding sections
the plot is intrusive and badly written
game runs terribly
Fix'd
VEGA, if straight man comedy is considered for comic relief
tfw you had forgotten there was a third wolfenstein game until this post
It was a happier time.
I'll be real the music in all the nu dooms suck ass. Not nearly thrashy and frantic enough to match up with you tearing through demons. Also would like have to a option for lyrics like Killing Floor does.
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!
objective: shoot a hole into the surface of mars
Yes because otherwise there wouldn’t be a reason for the girl boss or negro characters.
im on the lovecraft levels and they are misrably boring, still got like 6-7 levels left might drop the game ngl thank fuck im playing on goyim pass and didnt pay $70 for this.
Doom left the horror behind and went full action slop. What even is this?
3 was always the best in the series though
They can't make them actually scarry or metal because they'd instantly lose mass appeal. Hugo even admitted they're making demons cartoony so that the violence would feel more cartoony. That is especially evident with changes to enemy designs they made from 2016 to Eternal. They're trying really hard to be safe.
Why does that look like something from Hellgate: London? Both in terms of aesthetic and in terms of visual fidelity
Doom left the horror behind
we have to make Doom safe & cartoony for the minivan soccer mom audience
John Carmack is spinning in his garage so powerfully he might himself fly off in to space like a rocketship
They're trying really hard to be safe
With fucking Doom. Next up, we're removing swastikas from Wolfenstein. Can't allow such a problematic symbol to appear in a mainstream game after all.
They're 100% going to make mecha nazis or some shit and have them morph the swastika into some different robot SS symbol
Wait until this place realizes the DoomTroon is voiced by Debra Wilson.
reddit.com
Yeah. That is why I think they don't want to tackle Quake. Imagine stripping fucking Quake of body horror and shit.
Debra Wilson's now a skinwalker
Truly horrifying.
Didn't they make a nu quake then dumpster it because no one played it? All I remember is wanting to fuck Sorlag.
Next up, we're removing swastikas from Wolfenstein.
They actually did it in the KEX port of Doom 2's secret levels.
Lost Planet
decent 7/10 ice planet shootan with cool lite-mech gameplay
nice tits
Lost Planet 2
better in every way, certified ludokino, actual 10/10
better mechanics, better shootan, better mechs and enemies, better tits
one of THE best coop campaigns and versus modes ever put out by capcom, kino MH-esque boss battles
Unironically play this if you can, servers are still alive in some way on PC and consoles.
Lost Planet "3"
Keiji Inafune cons capcum into giving away their video game IPs to arrogant westoids resulting in bangers like DmC
Capcom: herro gaijin, as a sign of good faith, we're gonna english translate our documentation of our infamous black magic engine MTframework so it helps you guys :D
LP3 devs specifically: nah we're good, UE3 rocks!1!
The worldline where MTFramework could've dominated western dev just lapsed.
ok whatever how's the game
abysmal dogshit
the most generic shooter you can think of even for 2013 standards, Gears is somehow its backbone with none of LP2's mobility, QTEs up the ass
it's now a story heavy game about muh relatable dad or some shit
cool mech is just okay and multiplayer sucks
permanently sends the series into ice
I refuse to acknowledge this as the third game in the series, it actually hurts trying to remember all of this, I'd rather to just keep it all down in a locked box. The real Lost Planet 3 exists as Ex Troopers on the PS3/3DS, MUCH better game.
APOLOGISE
Sorry, wrong pick
mecha nazis
actually a good idea though
Nu-quake
Shambler with fur
Ranger voiced by a nigger and not Trent Reznor.
Colorful shit, less brown and reds.
Safe-gore
More marvelslop lore like in Doom
No thanks, let this franchise rest in peace.
No, fuck you.
I'm sorry, Doom 3.
image for anteaters
avengers... ASSSEMBLE!!!!!!!!
The most 7/10 game ever.
If it is a 360 game, she will have a D cup at minimum and wears a crop top.
The second one is old blood right?
yep they just dont make girlbosses like they used to
God this is so 7th gen, i can already hear Steve Blum speaking
both also got a shitty VR game
This looks like a 360 game.
why does the SLAYAH look like such a jobber in this game? were they trying to humanize him or something? throwing him around like a ragdoll to make the bad guys look menacing is pretty lame and it just makes him look bad t.b.h
Why's she so fucking skinny? where is her meat or muscles. Everyone else but the scientists are beefcakes, unless she isnt a fighter earlier
Fuck, some people are trying to shill a Dino Crisis reboot but Lost Planet deserves it much more imo. It's just that the third one is so bad that Capcom is trying to pretend that the series never existed.
He's not "powered up" yet, that's why he seems weaker than 2016
We need to put him back being completely alone.
Visual storytelling, no robots and humans talking to Doom.
Demons are actually former trans fags.
Based. I am glad Diablo 4's world is dark again.
god this "comedian" sucks
DOOM: hulking death personfied with enourmous weapons goring demons
Why, yes, let's shove nu/llywood writing into it and reframe it around literal-who puny mary sue chosenite.
reboot
I'm desperate enough to want it, I know they still got talent, I played Kunitsugami. But mostly I just want Capcom to send ONE (1) more intern to help the other one fix the PC port and finally remove the GFWL hex on it.
Yeah and it looks more immersive too. In 2016 (You) are the doomslaya. The Hugo become retarded somewhere during the development of eternal and we got stupid cutscenes that makes us just merely playing as the slaya
this guy is supposed to be stronger than Samus Aran and the Master Chief
this shit releases just right after that new shitty Death Battle episode
lmao
Also I miss my carpetbagger chinkoid wife, I haven't played LP2 on my PS3 in years
That's what happened when corporation starts using statistics and algorithm to base their decision on.
I believe after Hugo made you the Slayer in 2016, he got hard from the badassery that he completely forgot that the Slayer was meant to be you and just started making him his own character who you control instead of you being him.
I'll second that, Lost Planet 2 is one of the greatest coop vidya out there.
More games need to let you combine mechs with another player. The only other game with multi-pilot mecha that comes to mind is the Earth Defense Force series, which is also pretty fantastic.
I honestly prefer the gameplay and story of Old Blood over New Order
Why is this cutscene so shitty though? Look at how little animation there is there, and the camera movement looks straight out of a low-budget jpg.
Now THIS is METAL!
I still launch the first one on PC from time to time. Great arcade gameplay.
Stupid Jeet design, trying way too hard to look intimidating and manly it ends up being inproportional and funny with the small head and giant arms.
Unreal how much Bethesda sucks lmao, three VR games and theyre all dogshit
wolfenstein cyberpilot
horrid diarrhea poorly thought out game
Doom VFeckinR
WOAOW RIP AND TEAR ARE YOU READY?? Just a few more tutorials
but just for your safety, you can only move with teleports
well ok here's a worse version of the game! :)
Skyrim VR
hey, we didn't balance this shit at all so speedbagging everything is your primary form of attack
Anon-chan I......
youtu.be
motherfucker, as soon as I pressed that Fallout 4 VR lit up in my brain lmfao, it's even worse cause that was after all of that and it's like they didn't learn from a single game. FO4VR is probably the worst in the list desu
Considering how hard its bombing i doubt it
They should bring back the female strogg too at this point (yes with the jiggle physics too).
I already played the Doom mobile slop, I'm good, thanks.
Well.....Hugo used to work on a sonic game so there is no surprise there.
I almost started skipping cutscenes in my playthrough that's how little of a shit I cared about the story in this game.
I honestly don't know. Despite there be cutscenes before and after every level, they really don't explain shit.
that one log in hell where the demon voice hesitates for a while before saying DOOMSLAYER
But yeah, locking you in first person was what made 2016 so iconic, the opening is one of the strongest in gaming in general. The only part during the game when you lose control is when Hayden puts a tether on you to talk about his plans, but you're still seeing it from the eyes of the Slayer.
Eternal broke that in a few places, but still a lot of stuff was happening in-game, like taking Haydens robot body or the invasion on your ship, you know this would be a cutscene in Dark Ages. Overall Eternal had a lot of moments where I went "that's stupid but awesome" and Dark Ages I just went "that's stupid".
Women and brown people are so powerful bros
that's right... I ALMOST skipped some of the cutscenes... heh
wow. you're a pretty cool guy.
LP3 is just kind of a baffling game. It threw a lot of the cooler parts of the setting completely out the window while only really keeping the basic concept, the aesthetic is bizarre in that nobody wears anything on their face despite being in a frozen hellscape, the Akrids are kinda non-threatening at best with a borderline nonexistent amount of variants, and the mech is genuinely mediocre enough enough you're often better off fighting the large enemies you're supposed to fight with it by just dealing with them on foot.
Also the PC port is abysmal, even by Capcom standards of the era.
With the Witch overpowering him like that, I would have expected it to get its own boss fight.
Timeline wise this was before the great raping of hell that was referenced in doom 2016. But yeah it is still stupid.
It gets better. The last chunk of the game was the best part IMO. I agree that I'm glad I didn't pay $70+ dollars for it though.
or they could just, i don't know, make a new IP and shove all this shit into it instead of constantly raping an old one?
If I'm spending 9+ hours of my time I feel like I should at least pay half attention for the context of why I'm shootin shit. I came pretty goddamn close though. That's how boring this game's story is.
*Magic has no effect, Doomguy barely struggles while walking stoically towards caster*
But what if I use BOTH HANDS
*Doomguy gets ragdolled out of a building*
Dude this is so weak
INNOVATION
turret sections (multiple)
boring cutscenes
waiting for the enemy to do the thing you can parry, because playing reactively and waiting a lot is what (you) want from doom apparently
doshit vehicle sections with boring gameplay (press right press left hold LMB since it's auto aims wahoo!) that take you between disconnected arenas, with a jarring loading screen transition
even if you skip loong boring cutscenes filled with capeshit plot, the boring characters will constantly talk in your ear during levels
"gears of 40k" looking designs
The big battles are pretty fun for a couple hours. If you took all the turret sections and vehicle sections and shitty plot away, you could make this into a pretty fine painkiller/serious sam game.
4/10 bait, got me to reply
doom
having cutscenes
Where did everything go so wrong
blue tentacle girl
Nice.
2025
no sound webm
Pathetic
cutscenes
miss Diversity Manjaw
we want the mahvel audience
More like DOOMed.
Yeah, everything from Ressurection onwards is great, shame the game is almost over at that point, but Eternal had the same issue where the fight right before the Icon of Sin is the best one, and it's at the tail end of the game.
that complaint is the vision of the game, which leads to all the rest of the complaints because they spend resources on dei instead of making an actually good game
You've embraced women into your hobby thus everything you like is now hella gay.
This is what DOOD always was. R-RIP AND TEAR BABY
Yeah, instead we got half-life standing around instead.
Apparently, they decided to have a story focus because people watched Eternal's cutscenes.
This is so fucking retarded. Of course people will watch cutscenes to get the gist of the story. That's like saying
People don't cut in the lines, therefore they love the lines and we should make them longer
this is a cutscene from a DOOM game
You didn't even need to post the webm.
The sentence alone is enough of a travesty.
how the fuck did youtooz take off when funko pop already existed. is there really that great of a market for plastic figures?
2016 has shitty gears of war monster designs.
multiverse
pop culture references
quirky humour
The game felt too much like a capeshit movie
Funko was on a (justified) hatewave a few years back and i remember youtooz becoming a huge thing shortly after that, so i guess people just flocked to "slightly 1% better" product
Youtooz are also explicitly limited from what i know, while funkos are made to be sold at stores, so theres also FOMO Plus, they often have youtuber endorsements, like this, and normies fucking love their youtuber merch.
Wife
Girlbossslop
Why was Anon Babble shilling this game???
You cant disable ray tracing in this game
Quirky humour
The post above says "Good on their own"
VGH, kino...
I beat the game last night and I don't even remember the second half of the clip, I guess I zoned out lmao.
also I wonder what Anon Babble thought about the "muh dragonerino" cutscene. holy shit even I cringed.
Skip the cutscenes so you can get back to the dogshit gameplay!
I will skip the game, thanks
Hahaha OF COURSE the woman becomes a special snowflake with magical powers lmao
men: gigachads
women: gigatroons
Like clockwork
Those who bought this shit deserve some anal correction.
doom
No way this is doom
the mission where you're inside the Old One is straight out of gears 2. I'm not complaining, gears has a cool aesthetic.
No wolf 2009
312 and still no pasta? It's over
Did she really need to use her OC superpower just to kill 8 imp?
because the nigger with the hammer and the woman with hentai powers looks like npcs of that game
Whats wrong with this?
i was expecting the SLAYAH screaming SERRAT FORGIVE MEH RIP AND TEAR ASSRACK! and the slayah having a boss hp bar
latest doomed game final level cutscene intro
Yes I'm standing my ground by not giving them money. Not really a hard fight I'll grant you that.
How did we go from Doom 2016 to this
Look at my tiny head god damn
Amazing post. So simple but it's a heavy hitter.
OMG HE'S MAD BECAUSE THEY KILLED HIS PET JUST LIKE IN CLASSIC DOOM!! BRAVO HUGO!
Only Doom 4 can save this franchise
would be funny they do it and call it quake: the first strogg invasion
I don't. Could you elaborate further?
Doom 2016 remains the better story, 20 second cutscenes tops and only for important plot development. The lore was largely optional and most of it was about the UAC takeover Earth's energy production and argent production in Mars and how the facility expanded, barely any had to do with the sentinels shit.
is that fear: eternal?????
So far all suggestions suck ass. Apparently the answer is none of them.
What is there to apologize about? It's shit
Crazy how id went full jew in a few years. In Doom Eternal, they were sort of comparing multiculturalism to a demonic invasion.
forced females
and if it's not them then it's niggers
I'm asking if she uses those tentacles to help with cooking a hearty meal for the football team sized family I'd have with her
nope they even extended the final boss fight for the two last levels when it should have ended at level 21
Very easily? 2016 already had the proto-wank in the form of the hell tablet audio logs, and that's what youtubers and redditors fixated the most on. Then Eternal went way harder on the capeshit wank, THEN the eternal DLC sealed the deal by having a 1 to 1 scene form a marvel movie and the most nonsensical plot by far. Dark Ages is just the logical conclusion if anything
yes and the slayah punching to skip retarded npc talks until he got forced by the robot nerd for his crappy exposition
We must return to form.
I'm enjoying the game, but I really couldn't give less of a shit this Sentinel and Maykir faggotry.
NOT THE HECKIN' DRAGONERINO!
NOT THE ROWDY REPTILE!
NOT THE BESTEST SCALIE!
I'm enjoying the game
wrong
Exactly. 2016 had a simple but effective story, especially if you ignored the cringe lore around Doomguy. But the whole energy crisis setup was leagues better than whatever the fuck Eternal was, especially the dogshit DLCs.
Fuck, man. Even Andrew Hulshult did a good job with the DLC soundtrack.
The music in the Dark Ages sounds like one of those "How Metal Sounds to Someone Who Doesn't Listen to Metal" skits. It's all a bunch of sloppy noise. They tried to make it "heavy" without fundamentally understanding what "heavy" is.
That has been nu-Doom's OST since 2016. Gordon is a hack.
*brap wub wub*
I just want a new FPS that just you shooting enemies in corridors, is that too much to ask for, they managed to make them 20 years ago, is the technology lost?
anyone else noticed that moody noir track with cellos and shit in like mission 20 or 21? I'm in frikkin hell and suddenly the Basic Instinct OST starts playing, what's up with that? least Doom moment ever.
Exactly. This would be fine for Unreal or maybe Quake but none of this should ever be in a Doom game.
2016's OST was so good specifically because ID told Gordon to do his job and make the soundtrack actually fit the game, that's why 2016 has such a godly mix of industrial and metal. For Eternal the faggot abused woke workplace ethics to get full control and the soundtrack is just sloppy dogshit nu-metal. Gordon is one of the worst people in video game music, almost everything that made 2016's soundtrack good, was not made by Gordon.
This is doom in 2025
Jeetshesda must be destroyed.
I can't even remember a single thing from 2016's soundtrack. Seriously if you told me it never had one I would almost believe you. Most of the game is walking down hallways with no music and then I guess there's supposed to be music in combat but it's so unnoticeable I couldn't tell you a thing about what it was.
so did everyone behind doom 2016 just leave the studio or what?
SOMETHING happened in 2020
bethesda.net
There's a million of boom shoot "le retro" games. Most are arenas, but some are corridors.
Why couldn't id have done a game for the interim period between 2016 and Eternal?
Who the hell wanted more Lorewank?
At least Hellgate had a bunch of hot chicks.
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he eventually gets double blasted again but this time literally bashes the magic blast right back at her than saws her killing her in the process before killing the demon guy
this is the full context
LATEX
ASS
Eternal was awful storywise even though I liked the gameplay. Shame it was boring to replay.
theyre buttering us up to have doom characters played by big hollywood actors
How did they fuck it up so bad
if it makes you feel better he still kills her despite her using the same tactic
but that's literally the only thing she ever does that's "badass"
she never does anything "girlboss" or tries to make fun of the player or really anything like that, in fact she gives you an upgrade for the shield and then has to be saved from stasis
The issue is the animations, character designs (specifically: low quality models with little detail by contemporary standards + bland looking material selection for clothing items and armor) and art style
idk why people don't just get nendos if you want a chibi
That thing makes me miss doom 3.
Racial justice
Diversity monitoring council
Mandatary allyship training
An annual global service day for all employees
Holy fuck maybe being a thirdie isn't that bad. I don't hate (((them))) enough.
more like "sit and watch" lmao
WAIT
AND
PARRY
cutscenes in a Doom game
Remember that scene from the opening of the 2016 where Doomguy rejects exposition by smashing up the source of Samuel Hayden's voice? What happened to that attitude?
So do you really just circle enemies and press the parry button when you see the green light?
It was called RAGE my guy
And i thought it was a lot better than people were saying. Rage 2 is also better than people say but still not thst great
The only part during the game when you lose control is when Hayden puts a tether on you to talk about his plans
You also lose control when you first run in to Olivia. You just stand there, basedfacing while she overloads the reactor for a solid minute. Also there's the part where Hayden locks you into that room while he explains ardent energy or whatever.
You know we're reaching the AAA end times when even Doom has to adhere to Microsoft's DEI mandates.. uh, I mean "suggestions".
KEKEKEKKEKKEKE
saved
eternal haters on suicide watch for eternity
Remember that scene from the opening of the 2016 where Doomguy rejects exposition by smashing up the source of Samuel Hayden's voice? What happened to that attitude?
That's already gay too desu, if devs were really honest about it they'd just not include cutscenes and exposition, and not go out of their way to show how bad ass the game is for trying to ignore it. The le quirky 2meta4u rot has already set in in 2016, nuDoom was pozzed from the start.
It was a decent shooter, but people wanted a good story too, despite what Carmack says about story in vidya
The cutscene direction sucks.
three instances in the whole game, plus an elevator ride up to VEGA's CPU if you count that
meanwhile fart ages has 3+ minute cutscenes bookending literally every level, in addition to ACTUALLY CONSTANT chatter from human characters over the radio guiding you to the next objective
Every modern dev has been trained wrong, as a joke
my hero
applause break
Yeah I'm not defending Dark Ages. Haven't even played it.
It's just that I've been replaying Doom 2016 recently and I've noticed some annoying parts I didn't remember.
why is devil zoom the final boss of doom?
You know if the women have access to high heels it's a good game, if they don't it's a bad game.
I never played Hellgate, but this chick and the trailer she was in was part of my sexual awakening, and I'll have a fetish for helmeted wome in skintight bodysuits for as long as I live thanks to her.
It's just that I've been replaying Doom 2016 recently and I've noticed some annoying parts I didn't remember.
All the gay shit of later nuDooms was already present in 2016, they just didn't go all in yet.
Is that DOOM?? AHHH...
I'm gonna... SSSSLLLLAAAAYYY!
Anon Babble illiterates conflating what was obviously animated to look like a metal music video
Being able to make AMVs from a Doom game will be kino.
Let me guess, this heckin dragon doggo is named Rabbit
Yeah, basically. They turned the entire combat loop into a dance minigame. You just shuffle around in circles waiting for QTE tells like it’s a rhythm game with blood. Gone are the days of improvising with a depleted shotgun and 7 HP while half the room is on fire. Now you're just waiting for Simon Says to let you play the game again.
imagien the soifaces the execs made during the presentation
Ill take a pound of gameplay
Why can't we just accept that every DOOM title is different?
bro it's just different
yeah, gay as fuck
no i actually prefer them without high heels, just be hot
my fetish is hot women in tight clothes
whoa insane
What am I supposed to be angry about? The chick with the Aliens Vazquez haircut and the anime tentacle?
I thought that DOOMguy riding a heckin' dragon!!! And fighting freakin' CTHULHU!!! :-O was way cornier.
We can see that it's different, and that most of the differences are making the game much worse.
Keep up, moron
Wrong. You're not stating that the differences make the game worse, you just endlessly spam "PARRIES? STAGGER? IN A DOOM GAME? THIS IS NOT ALLOWED"
Just accept that Doom games have different gameplay
DOOM
cutscenes
I'm rolling my eyes
girlboss
Fortnite colab when? Dead fucking franchise. They should sell the IP to Disney already
Fortnite colab when
Conflating it with what exactly? Am I too illiterate to understand how smart this post is?
2016 is the only good nu-doom. Eternal and this are fucking slop in the literal sense, any doom identity has been long gone
Clown world. If it's so stupid that it probably is real then just Google to verify it is indeed. I don't know what to expect from the future. Hopefully all my favorite franchises die instead of being rebooted into this.
You need at least two media literacy awards to understand that post, sorry.
If it's so stupid that it probably is real then just Google to verify it is indeed
kek yeah, I googled it when reading your post cause I thought there's no fucking way Fortnite didn't have Doomguy in it already
waiting for the enemy to do the thing you can parry, because playing reactively and waiting a lot is what (you) want from doom apparently
Everyone who defended the Marauder in Eternal preordered this design decision. This is interest earned on every “you just need to git gud!” post ever made.
I'm not getting a 12$ gamepass for this.
Imagine seeing this in 2016 and being told this is what AAA a decade from now will look like haha
defended the Marauder in Eternal
NTA but that enemy fucking ruled. Maybe the best designed ones in the whole game. You're telling me Dark Ages is full of stuff like him? Sounds awesome if a bit overkill
looks like a cutscene you would find in some korean mobile game
Graphics plateaued during the 7th generation and they can no longer push it any further
Why? Some games still look amazing, like Forza for example and I'm sure GTA 6 will too, although I think we're all expecting a flawless masterpiece and on day 1 at least we may very well be disappointed.
didn't wash the cumshot
Whats with the Antifa fag fighting the cyberdemon?
Gears had more dignity as a franchise than this.
That would be cucked because the tentacles aren't her but another creature that lets her use them. Sorry buddy.
naked demon
no penis
What is it, pg-13? Fucking americans, you can have blood, bodies in various state of disassembly, meat levels, torture, but a nipple or penis - no-no, big haram!
Stop buying Bethesda nudooms
They barely have anything in common with the original games, and have shit gameplay
Id is now a completely different company and the only original staff member remaining is the janitor
All of the nudooms are shit and 2016 is no exception
Hardcap of 8 enemies at a time
Simplistic level design
QTEs for every fucking action
Terrible limited mapping tool and no mods
Le EPIC doom SLAYER (original character do not steal)
Dubstep music
Multiplayer outsourced to Call of Duty developers
This looks something out of a 2012 eurojank fps
Swastimecha
Yeah, I'm thinking I'll buy on release.
The age of floppy satan dong in dante's inferno is over, anon.
Gorenoise is the best metal, you are just boomer who think dio is brutal.
That thing on the left reminds me of "Tasche" or whatever the fuck it was called that started going on about pronouns and shit in Veilguard,
That's actually perfect cause music fits the scene so you don't even notice it. If you want to listen music go to concert hall.
Cringeworthy teenager-tier writing.
I would call it fanwank, except clearly none of the nudoom writers were ever fans of the Doom series because they've written something completely and utterly different which only has tangential relevance to the original Doom games.
Serrat, don't know if it references something
Funger carries the torch
Don't forget him walking into the room and somehow not seeing the witch just standing there.
The camera angle tries to trick you with that.
That's Murica for you.
Only bbc allowed.
I love when writers are still stuck in the marvel era and write absolute cringe shit
And then he PUNCHED CTULHU IN THE FACE hahahah
1993
Lol QTEs? When I walk up to a door it opens instantly
2016
Keycard? Oh let me sit through a minute long cutscene to pick it up
Doorway? Oh let me sit through a minute long cutscene to open it
Ledge? Oh let me sit through a minute long cutscene to mantle onto it
All nudoom is shit for zoomers who should go back to Facebook
Anon Babble complaining about the woman as if they aren't going to jerk off to all the futa animations that will be made with her
Why can't satan have a nigger dick? Freshly cut from some BVLL and sewed to his tiny swastica form one, to show how really EVUL he is.
They made Doomguy into the chosen one and started making him do corny He-Man shit.
Nah, she has the most generic 2010s action shooter look I saw in awhile
By skipping the DOOM game with Hayden as the protagonist slaughtering cultists and failing to prevent the demon invasion of earth.
she doesn't even do anything girlbossey