Which charisma potion do you use in real life?

I have a really, really bad sense of smell so I just shower and use stick deoderant.

It makes you not stink and it lasts forever.

this is some assless chaps wearing leather daddy shit

I can vouch for this. Sold typically as "thai deodorant stone" or something similar. Lasts for fucking ever.

i just use brute roll-on because I'm not a fuckin' poofter

Isnt this shit just a higher % of aluminum compared to regular deodorant? Rather use a lower % as aluminum can potentially cause alzhimers.

Cologne thread on Anon Babble

Kek, anyway I will always stand by Bleu De Chanel. They are the highest selling men's cologne and always top the charts for influencers/rankings. I've been using it for 12 years now. I guess I should experiment and try other scents. ZOOMERS seem to be really into cologne, but they use ZOOMER cologne that ZOOMER influencers tell them to buy. One person told me Bleu De Chanel is for old people, so fuck em. I think it smells divine. Apparently the ZOOMERS are using some shit called Versace Ero.

I even watched a popular video where a guy asks super attractive women to rate which one they like more between Bleu De Chanel and Versace, and Bleu De Chanel came out WAY AHEAD, and one girl even said Versace is something a "19 year old or younger should wear." So, it's clearly more of a younger/immature cologne. Bleu De Chanel is also more expensive, so ZOOMERS can't afford it, kek.

influencers

What's next? Gonna post your WATCH? How about your SHOES? CAR? Oh yeah, you're a real made-it type of guy. A real go-getter.

Fucking tool.

I use that word loosely, but ZOOMERS take most of their opinions from "influencers" on social media. They can't think or form opinions themselves.

You sound extremely poor.

You sound extremely gay.

What's next? Gonna post your WATCH? How about your SHOES? CAR? Oh yeah, you're a real made-it type of guy. A real go-getter.

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Fucking tool.

fuckin legend

When I SPLURGE on a PURCHASE I make sure that I only buy the HIGHEST quality shit. Cheap stuff just BREAKS and has no resale value, useless! Not that I would sell my stuff, but it's the THOUGHT that COUNTS. High QUALITY means it LASTS a long TIME, so every PURCHASE matters and feels MEASURED. I am an INTELLIGENT CONSUMER.

If you wear a watch that isn't a rolex people will laugh at you in their heads.

i'd been wearing some aftershave for years then some girl told me she wore the same stuff and i realised it was actually a woman's perfume
not that i care much about the distinction but i'm sure a lot of people thought i was a faggot

frogslop

i take a shower once every 2-3 weeks

why is this thread still up?

wear a fake rolex to mess with them (fun fact: no one will be able to tell it's fake)

the -10 charisma one

Terre d hermes my nigga

Dior Sauvagebros... Hello???

Hello fellow chad

we are simply superior

I just rub some lavender and mint on my armpits and crotch

I got a bottle of joseph abude modern gentleman free with a tie at men's warehouse
it's ok
never had a complaint
don't wear the stuff much just axe chocolate

makes 41 litres

"wow you smell delicious"

proszę bardzo

axe

Fucking hell anon.. it's over...

making this entire post

wearing cologne at all

I'm 36 and think you're a complete faggot

So far only milfs have been chatting me up because of it.

The best aphrodisiac is dry pussy juice on the chin, that is discrete, so not crusty

Why. Another female can smell it, can't really pin point it, but it affects them mentally

This is more powerful than any cologne

Piss and cum smell got me married, absolutely seething.

virgin

he never had coffee with a date, after eating a different girl out 3 hours before

stay pleb or see for yourself.

Does it smell like bacon, fat boy?

dont know shit about fragrance but i like this and pure custo barcellona.

I'm a firm believer in Portuguese excellence.

The only watch i need to wear is the last one i'll ever wear.

dousing yourself in chemicals for other peoples' approval

rubbing particulate heavy metal into your glands

Bet you think you need to take daily showers too. Just what Big Cosmetic wants you to think.

Just use Dior Sauvage Elixir like all the normalfags

For me, it's Platinum Egoiste
Except I'm poorfag so I use a clone attempt

get new job

decide to try out some fragrances because i ended up going out a lot with coworkers

try out some popular ones that smell nice to me

smell only last like 10 minutes

yeah, fuck this shit. i can see why people just drench themselves with it. thats like the only way to get them to last.
and yes, ive tried spraying every "hot spot" areas or whatever the fuck they call it. that shit still doesnt last.

dior homme

rubbing particulate heavy metal into your glands

This.
Fucking sucks in my case though because occasionally one of my armpits smells like marijuana and the only solution is to wash the area and afterwards apply an anti-perspirant with aluminum chlorohydrate to clog the pores. So I either smell weird or get a brain disease when I'm 70.

Oh look at me I'm 36 and I don't wear cologne because cologne is for faggots

Alright. You're free to think that way and not wear cologne.

niggas that don't know basic hygiene debating what are the best colognes

The only potion I need is called toothpaste which puts me at an advantage over 90% of this board. Cologne won't mask the stink from not showering for days.

I don't wear perfumes nor scented deodorant. In Japan, they don't wear them. You simply smell shower-fresh when you go out.