Dragon Age Veilguard writer said that Expedition 33 succeeded because they got time to cook

Dragon Age Veilguard writer said that Expedition 33 succeeded because they got time to cook

he didn't

David Gayder should spend less time with a cock up his ass. The man didn't do a single good thing in the last like 15 years.

Veilguard is better written than both

/thread lmao

They had “time to cook” because they weren’t focusing on billion DEI consultant plot and char appearance changes

Cook

Fuck off with the zoomer lingo

Dragon Age Veilguard writer

Gayder did not write veilguard

Yeah I could make it too. Just give me two weeks.
What an arrogant faggot.

cant cook without unspeakable rizz fr fr no cap

Every Dragon Age game since origins has been trash. Gaider is a retard.

let him cook bruh

very low effort b8

Why are zoomers obsessed with mocap?

David GAYder.

don't let gayder cook :skull:

Veilguard was like 6 years in production. Even got a reboot from Dreadwolf.

cook what? a lasagna?

Think of all the impactful, emotional coming-out scenes we could have had if the game had spent even more time in development

Wasn't there a decade between the most and 2nd most recent Dragon Age game? Weren't games a way higher quality 20 years ago when they'd be developed on a much shorter time table?

uhh touch grass incel

Nah, it's boomer lingo. In the corny alien abduction film Communion, Chis Walken says it in exactly the same context people do today and that shitty movie is from 1985.

youtube.com/watch?v=F5Dt0VySIFQ&t=104s

cooked you up a shit game with a shit story frfr no cap

the shilling is reaching levels of insanity never thought possible

holy shit the excuses lol

char appearance changes

This
They really jumped the shark with the whole 4 pussies thing.

Comparing E33 to BG3

lmao. One still has over 150k players daily 2 years later. One is already sub 20k players

E33 had one and a half year of full team development, and two and a half with a smaller team, then two years of pre production before that

there is no world in which veilguard would do well
it doesn't matter how good the ingredients are, or how well you prepare them, if those ingredients are all dogshit

cock

David Gayder

Turns out there's something to those crackpot theories like Nominative Determinism, because David Gayder is a total faggot in every capacity.

its EAs fault we didn’t make a good game

Fucking hell

Gayder's brain is cooked

They basically made the game in 3 years. Half the dev cycle was spent building the company, the game was completely redesigned and rewritten from the original concept.

The man didn't do a single good thing in the last like 15 years.

Longer. Last good Bioware game was DA Origins.

Leftists solution to any given problem is to give them more time, more money, and more socialism.

we needed time to cook

Aka the lazy DEI hires want to sit around pretending to work on trannyguard 2 and justify it by saying they need more development time to write a 0/10 story with gay dialogue.

many are saying this

is there actually a food that takes 10 years to cook

what people need is less restraint
like no shit if you have stuff like consultant companies for your script like sweet baby inc going "erhmm yikes!? You can't sell this" you will get a more heavily sterilized product that appeals to no one

Dragon Age writer

given time to cook

didnt veilguard take like 10 years to make while e33 took 6 years

Any Heston recipe.

wine

Pretty sure it's been here since yoyr grandma left your great grandma's womb...
Goofy ahh comment fr fr bruh. Stop the cap, someone with rizz would never drite like you.

how are writers paid in vidya? do they earn a salary? work 9 to 5 in the studio? that gig seems like a rort

Are you lowkey trying to aura farm like this? You're sos sus bruh.

What?
Not only is BG3 not at 150k players nowadays. But E33 has also never been under 20k ever.

French cuisine is not about the time, it's about the ingredients

a movie line doesn't represent a generation. nobody talks like that and never did.

almost the exact same tops and bottoms on the line graph

HMMM I don't know man, it smells like they were botted from the same company

Dragon Age Veilguard writer

He didn't write Veilguard.
He left the studio in 2016.

It would be far odder if their peaks and valleys were out of sync.

meanwhile Final Fantasy 10 being produced in 2 years and remaining one of the most memorable RPGs of all time 25 years later

so ... I'm non binary

I think they let him cook too much

Dunno about that. I remember "Roasted" being used all the time in the 90's and it meant the same thing.

Or it means they have a similar mix of European/American/Chinese players so they don't go out of sync when one group is asleep

Roast is used in stand up comedy at least.

youtube.com/watch?v=bkzTIEBZSxQ
was this due to lack of time?

Is every single game botted?

if a non AAA game is successfull, it's because it's a chinese bot conspiracy.

Hi Dragonirian, your forgot your schizo pill again.

Did it not start with ancient shit like

he's cooking something up

or black and white gangster film shit like

Your cooked sweetheart

Devolving into meth related slang like

Lets cook!

Some random fag talking about some random movie means nothing, faggot.

david gayder is now a videogame commentator, the faggot hack

Veilguard would’ve been PERFECTION if we just had more time to write more scenes about troons and faggots

American developers are almost irrelevant at this point, yet they’re still convinced they’re the best in the biz

pretty easy to cook when they steal half the plot from xenoblade 3.

why does he hate Dwarf romance so much?

Short adults probably remind him that he's a degenerate.

Cisquisition came out on 2013. They couldn't come up with even a passable story in the decade + between that and Failguard?

Talent wins thats all and its simple.

Time to cook myth is shit
New Vegas had no time to cook = its kino
Other Obshititan games had time to cook = they are shit

Talent wins everytime

Larian and Sandfall are talented.
Obshitian and Bioshit are not

Simple as that

If you disagree kill yourself immediately

what they didn't manage to flesh out the non binary story arc?
With infinite time everyone can make a good game

t Expedition 33 succeeded b

it did? when ?

you are onto something, keep up your research

Is every single game botted?

Chinese skewing numbers of dogshit games. Hey when did e33 succeeded anyways?

that's literally not the same meaning and none of the modern use is tied to that lingo.

What are you trying to imply by posting the pixel remasters?

well there's stuff they make from dead human bodies that takes a 100 years to cook
it's not exactly poor people food so you know who's eating it

NES ports sold more

Modern use is somehow not tied to meth

Nice try, but I don't believe you.

NES ports of all-time classics.
It's also a bunch of games as opposed to one.

How is this surprising?

Gayder did not write for the veilguard,he left bioware long time ago.

didn't veilguard had like 8 years?

What does a writer know about making good games when their game is known for having bad writing

6 individual games on every console whose individual sales are all lumped together for an advert

Woooooow

He was in the industry for 25 years; he didn't work on the Veilguard and criticized BioWare about abandoning their writers.

ragebait tourist doesn't know who geider is

lol

he invited the fate he laments

So it's possible for games to be mediocre as fuck normalfag bait?

He worked on it when it was still dreadwolf.

I'd abanodon them too for making the most larpy ass writing in any western rpg

Gaider sounds, seems and looks absolutely retarded. I don't know why people treat him like he was healthy and normal when he quite clearly has some retardation going on, you can see it instantly just by looking at his head

From what I know, he was a consultant; he was one of the guys who created the DA setting after all.

You should get tested for the 'tism, got a good chance of getting neetbux

Quattro Bajeenas, maybe more

So, I'm nonbinary...

Yeah, holding a new IP to standards of a series with incredible brand recognition is very honest and fair

Kino line

Exactly. We can only compare these them with metrics that make E33 look good am i right fellow E33 tards?

Hard to believe David worked on Origins with how stupid his takes are these days. The dumbasses who worked on Veilguard got almost ten years and 200 million. They could've been given another ten years and 200 million and it still would've come out as garbage.

No amount of time in the oven can correct gross incompetence.

9

time to cook

Plenty of slow-cooked vidya that suck ass.

where we we... quietly resented.

Maybe those faggot writers should have stopped using Tumblr as an inspiration.

If you're asking whether context matters, the answer is yes.
Whether a game exceeds or fails to meet expectations is important context when discussing whether it was successful. It paints a more accurate picture than absolute numbers.
It's like per capita. You do understand per capita, don't you?

Still hasn't sold 3.33 million copies

"Indie Studio" has many industry connections

Contract workers

Reused game mechanics, sold as novel

UE5

And yet it still performed much better than it would have been expected to.

Why would they bother botting?
Their investors are too retarded to look at that, and it won't create new customers

David FAGdar

Giving something "more time to cook" made sense a decade ago where turnaround times on projects were brutal, and AAA games even having 3 years to release something was seen as a long dev cycle.
Now we have games that have been stuck in dev hell for 5+ years and they'll STILL ask for more fucking time.

this is the new Tencent BG3 schizo

cool. now just spam this 30 times a day for the next 2 years.

He thinks bg3 isn't RAW with that stupid ass padded act 3 and no act 4

Please wait a while before making a post

Faggot devs live in this bubble where the only thing you can do about shit you don't like is hate it silently. Never share your dislike your opinion of anything.

They had a whole decade to come up with something decent.

cook

Behead all zoomers.

Are you sure it didn't sell because it's a braindead c tier turn based game with cunny so brown people bought it?

HE'S COOKIN

I hate how everybody wants to talk like niggers

this nigga is called David Gaydar

it's extremely tiresome how much people worship black culture, ebonics, etc
I guess it comes from having propaganda-instilled guilt and disiniterest in their own culture

LOL what a faggot, it does not matter how much time they give you cook when you are a talentless faggot.

It's Americans.

yeah the 11 fucking years sice Inquisition release is clearly not enough time to make something good

Nigger worship will hopefully die in our lifetime

How long was Veilguard in development for again?

nu-Bioware cuck thinks his game would had been better if he had more time to add extra troons

10+ years in dev hell

Weird way to admit your game was shit.

The real story neither the media or Anon Babble want to discuss is not that the devs came from Reddit or like JRPGs, its that they were all unexperienced.

The game industry (and arguably the entire working world) is cancer ridden with obscene application requirements. You have to have a masters in compsci from Harvard, have made your own (succesful) games, won awards, have 5-10 years experience, a large portfolio, many references, etc just to maybe get an interview, and this is for EVERY position at EVERY company.

The industry keeps recycled failures because they have experience (nevermind it was probably on shit that bankrupted their ladt company like Concord). Were supposed to feel sorry for incompetent, unqualified, nepotism hires getting rightfully let off, but here is what people who were probably told 5000 times that they cant be hired because they dont have tetarded overrated eXpErIeNcE can do.

can you blame him? it's literally in his name

this game was not cooked.
the chef was asleep, this animal is so raw and undercooked that muslims are still trying to fuck it.

10 years between inquisition and Veilguard

WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAH -writer

Veilguard sucked because it was made by people like said writer, who just point at others instead of looking at their own failure.

The problem with the industry is the barrier to entry and the fact that development teams have just bloated completely out of control. You do not need 100-200+ people to work on a video game unless you are very literally creating a game engine from scratch. Outsourcing is running rampant in triple A which means any kind of united vision is going down the train because a director cannot oversee people working in bumfuck India.

It makes sense though: A LOT of people want to become game devs, studios can be picky
And yea I'd rather hire someone who worked on multiple games than someone who didn't

Probably also had a lot less development time than Veilguard did.

You have to have a masters in compsci from Harvard, have made your own (succesful) games, won awards, have 5-10 years experience, a large portfolio, many references, etc just to maybe get an interview

lol, lmao
just few years ago every retard got hired +1000s outsourcers, and that became a problem with bloated incompetent studios

He is developing a deckbuilding roguelite actually

deckbuilding roguelite

Only 50 thousand of those are on Steam alone.

Dragon ages problem is the awful writing

Focus all advertisement on "pwning the chuds"

Not realising the right wing has now got control of the cultural consensus and is setting the score with normies.

Double down on obnoxious as fuck identity politics

Get mocked and laughed at by everyone even other trannys for how hamfisted and unsubtle it was.

But sure another year in the oven would have saved it.
They went woke, then went broke.

Can't wait for EA to finally shut down that circus.

You people want me to hate E33, but then I see people like this, who worked on shit like veilguard, getting fucking mad over E33 success
Why should I hate a game that is causing so many fags seething this hard?

Get mocked and laughed at by everyone even other trannys

that part must be recent, because that's not what I saw when the game first came out.

Why is Quattro Vageena included in this?

You people want me to hate E33

Who are you even talking about (and talking to), you imbecile?
Lay off the internet for a couple of day retard. It's bad for your rotten brain.

I saw a few lamenting it.
They consider themselves the "good trans", the ones that don't want to fuck up video games with hambeasts and nogs.
But they are mostly fence sitting enablers who only go on the winning side.

Stay mad bitch lol

because you spend your time on reddit and tranny forums, you fag.

So it's universally agreed upon that if trannies are developers, they will always insert tranny related content in the game which supersedes quality.
There should be some sort of movement that if a tranny even touches a medium, then it should be abandoned. No exceptions.

or because a decent number of them were trying to flood any mention of the game with positive comments. they even brought it up in reviews lmao.

He's probably soo mad about the extended dev-cycle of Star Citizen, lel.

they be cooking, oh yes, fr fr no cap.

Did I use this right? Not sure how this zoomer-speak works.

Who are you even talking about (and talking to)

this guy

BioWare had a decade.
They're just incompetent.

Dragon Age will feature surgery scars for trannies

K E K
E
K

Reproduction strategy. Make more fags and trannies.
Also why they sexually abuse children, but that's more of a theory.

B...but aren't surgery scars an unwanted side-effect of that gender affirming operation? I'm pretty sure trans people would prefer to be free of scars so this is really weird to spend extra time for what, not even 5% of the audience? Looks like they're already cooking too much, no?
It's like a guy with a botched circumcision insisting on playing a character with the same fuck-up instead of the non-botched result.
This is so dumb on so many levels.

nu-Bioware cuck

his game

how nu are you?

it's just a hint about how fucked up USA is. They closed mental asylums, and now all sick fucks and degenerates run around unrestrained.

Such a repulsive, nasty shithole of a country. Or rather- a continent, since a lot of that is also in Canada. And you have hourly cartel beheadings in Mexico down south.

Sick fucks.

Velguard could have had 4 more years and it would have turned out just as bad. Why they can't admit that ugly characters and lgbt bullshit are not a wining formula?

It's not about winning, it's about brainwashing kids into chopping off their dicks and not protesting when groomed by pedophiles.

BG3

Flemish kino

COE33

Gaulish kino

Based

"we gotta cook bro frfr deadass"

Isn't David Gayder pushing 40+ by now? Old people trying to use the lingo of the young will never not be a bad look

neurodiverse

I am not being facetious, but these people are apparently proud of being mentally ill.

david gaydar

the retard who wrote Juhani in Kotor, a character that is entirely about coddling her for being gay and alien, while apologizing for being a human (white coded).

Maybe for "real" trannies.
The phenomenon is mostly attention-seeking behavior; tit removal scars make you so cool and unique until you rope yourself.

whoever "cooked up" the non binary ogre character should be flogged

is the world ready for Walon kino?

Japanese developed game flops

Takes full responsibility

Western game flops

"I-I-It wasn't our fault!"

I'm not even a weeb, just something I've noticed over the years. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

That's the thing I hate about this whole tranny thing. If they are "real", so do everything to pass as female, not constantly talking about being trans and being as much of a female as they can, then I'm pretty much ok with accepting them as female. But the ones that speak with a deep, male voice, running around with beard stubble and then give people shit for "misgendering" them can go fuck themselves.

Do you know what a daylight cycle is?

early access game

trust fund game

they have infinite money glitch

He also wrote HK-47 and Jolee Bindo so he is forgiven.

Didn't they (DA faggots) get like 10 years tho?

Most slop titles are shit out in 2 years

Remember shills coming in here trying to claim that Veilguard was a massive success? Go woke, top the charts?

the creature in your pic looks so vile, I don't know how bioware thought people would be interested in learning about it even with the best writing in the history of video games

reach stage 4

get proven right, the franchise pretty much dies, the game studio is disbanded, billions are fired and the failure is mocked indefinitely

Didn't squeenix blame console exclusivity for middling FF16 sales?

The quality of games has 0 bearing on their success

mexico doesn't represent the all of south america, if anything they behave like that because of their proximity to the USA, they are universally hated by other hispanics

HK47 sucked ass in KoTOR 1 he was only funny in 2. In 1 his whole character was “and then I killed this one master because his wife cucked him so then I served the cuck until I killed him by accident.”
Jolee is just an annoying hipster who has exactly one good scene where he explains finally why he went with you. The rest is just “blah blah, I am a crotchety old man and I am pure light side but don’t like being called that because I am too bust flogging myself because the council forgave me.”

Mexicans taught niggers how to be gangbangers. They're subhumans

He also wrote HK-47

Hate that fucking character. People talk about reddit characters, and HK-47 is that to a tee. "Meat bag! Meat bag! Interjection: You are a meat bag!" Nearly as infuriating as fucking Minsc. Both characters are meant to appeal to people who enjoy lolsorandumb shit.

is everyone on steam on the same timezone? wtf is going on?

that bit bad of the whole game, he is totally a meatbag, in fact he is the original meatbag and the whole reason I say meatbag

Its pretty dumb. The meatbag joke is funny in small doses but that is pretty much his whole character in kotor 1.

No, but the ratio between the different timezones are largely consistent.
Unless a game is only very popular in a particular place like china.

To be fair it was, the problem is that it was too late when they tried to fix that just like how the first FF7 R part did better because it was a PS4 game too

characters - bad because i don't like them

Good enough for the SW universe, they also serve their role in the narrative well enough, especially for its time.

Hate that fucking character. People talk about reddit characters, and HK-47 is that to a tee.

So you hate a video game character from almost 20 years ago that has wide appeal and is liked to the point of getting some awards? That's just another proof that that was a good character.

appeal to triviality

appeal to popularity

Most users of Steam are either Chinese, who just play gacha games and PUBG, or Burgers/Western Euros that have an overlap in schedules.

He's right.
No one plays WRPGs for the gameplay, its all about the story and context.

time to cook

ignoring the gay zoomer nigger word, didnt veilguard have fucking 8 years or some shit? lmao

No if you look up a game that's super popular with asians then you'll see the charts have different peaks and valleys. It just corresponds to whatever timezone the majority of players live in.

This. It's beyond broken, shills don't have a single standard And one month ago I was also a shill, I've been waiting this game for years.

I've been waiting this game for years

?

It's thirdies. Like 80% of steam are irrelevant thirdies now

normalfags be like YOOOOOOOO IS THIS GOTY HOLY FUCK EU IS POOGERS

Veilguard had how many fucking years to "cook"? What was the budget? They gave these fags a Michelin star kitchen with everything they could ask for and they wound up making unseasoned gruel.

veilguard came out 10 years after inquisition, how much more time do you need?

The actual dev time was half of Veilguard's and it with a fraction of a fraction of Bioware's studio size.
You could maybe make a case for BG3 since Larian had that rotating between studios around the world and it took 5 years, but comparing themselves to E33 makes them look REALLY bad

Meanwhile Expedition 33 doesn't have a single memorable line.

For real

EA earns money with microtransactions, they probably don't care much about veilguard (but they care about FC 25)

Go woke, get broke

b-but BG3..

It's not woke.
No retarded tumblr language, no purposefully ugly characters to "include people", and the sexuality actually has a purpose (fucking characters on the game, which lead to
difference in the gameplay mechanics).

Bibletards should stop calling everything they dislike woke.

But Failguard was allowed to "cook" for literally 8 years or so

Whats the big deal with Alicia staying inside the painting when she has no life outside and will likely kill herself? Like yeah her mom and dad have a life and they should live irl but Alicia is a burn victim who cant speak and is in constant pain so she will probably kill herself before shes even 20 in the irl world so whats the issue with her living inside the painting and just slowly killing herself that way instead of with a rope irl?
.

You're mostly right, but they still added many blacks in fantasy Paris
(They also added Asians + north Africans, but I don't really mind that)

You guys are being so mean
Don't forget that Dragon 4 was originally called Dreadwolf and would've just been Inquisition 2
Don't forget that leaked build from like 4 years ago when it had morphed into a bad Souls clone
Don't forget that nothing from either of those versions (or any other unknown ones) was incorporated into the dogshit they eventually settled on

It's not woke.

lol
lmao

Pretty much just pic related. Which I also think is silly.

We get it, David. You will always be eternally asspained about DA2. This roundabout Veilguard defense, however, makes no sense as that game had nothing but time, and you weren't even working on it for 90% of it's dev cycle. Do you really think another decade and a few more hundred million would have made the Bioware magic (sheer luck) kick in again?

yeah but shes going to kill herself irl or kill herself by being in the painting. it doesnt really matter at the end of the day. theres no way a 16 year old girl with extreme burns and cant talk will live to 20 before roping

DA Origins was good despite Gaider being in it, not thanks to him

t. never played it

Wasn't Veilguard in development for longer though?

he doesn't know about SACRE BLEU

not really cooking but a hotpot can last for 10 years if its properly circulated

i hate zoomer slang so much it's unreal

Both of those games have ass writing tho.

It was in development for a decade

aaa development is plagued with trend chasing that causes priorities to change frequently often resulting in complete resets of development.

But the “indie” Sony industry plant with 300 names in its credits got a sudden huge influx of money/resources a couple years ago in response to persona: infantilize-o

Wrong. It's going woke versus being normal.

trend lasts 3 years

trend chasing game takes 5 years to develop

Funny how often this happens.

Comparing E33 to BG3 is exactly the sort of retardation I'd expect from someone on a Bioware writing team.
Dude's tone deaf if he's comparing "I WANT TO FUCK THE BEAR AND MECHA TIEFLING" with E33's despair and loss.

I wanted to post a bunch of pepe le pew episodes but wow youtube is even more worthless than ever and it’s impossible to find any of the good ones.

That is because Pepe Le Pew was unironically cancelled a few years ago.

There's no heckin whacky catchphrases in my somber story of grief and regret!

Why are you gay?

Which in the good internet would make the episodes easier to find, not harder.

15 years? try "ever"

can I get a qrd on astroturf 33? no I'm not going to play it, just spoil everything for me

matt and woolie really love it, which tells me it's probably mid as fuck

It’s more like trends last 2 years and development would’ve only taken another 12 months at most but the executives decided to scrap what they had and chase a new trend, then repeat that for a decade until you’ve got nothing but jeets working on the game and all the original developers have been replaced three times.

Duke Nukem forever was universally regarded as a joke by the time it was in development for six years, now that’s standard, and gta6 is about to beat its record of being in development for 15 years total.

hurr devs need more time

No, what they fucking need is a SET IN STONE design document that FROM THE START paints a clear picture of the final version of the game.

AAA is already spending 5, 6, 7 years of their FUCKING DECADE LONG DEV CYCLE in pre-production because even the project leads don't know what the game is even supposed to be.

They don't need more time to dick around. They need to stop being LE CREATIVITAT VISIONARY AUTEUR and make a fucking good game.

”indie” game

on ps5

hundreds of names in the credits

massive shill campaign

shill campaign centered around trying to change the definition of jrpg

sony

the game is an industry plant by Sony to undermine the Japanese market they abandoned years ago.

I mean, they only had 10 years to make the game.

What's it called?

Chinees eat eggs that take a hundred years

and you know, not injecting your game with woke bullshit. that would help.

I just saw these exact 2 posts in another thread lmao contrarians are malding like crazy

massive shill campaign

Yes, because those 50 or 100 copies really are going to move the needle. E33 is just another FOTM.

No that's what's possible when a developer team's got talent.

most teams have talent but E33's team didn't have the shareholders and execs breathing down their nuts the entire time