Helldivers 2

there's actually a small chance of losing the major order

the absolute state of super earth lol

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No one plays this FotM reddit slop anymore

Almost every single one has been artificial. If they want us to fail then we'll fail

I'm so sick of you seething thirdies coming to Anon Babble and shitting the place up. None of you retards play video games and especially none of the ones you make worthless retarded posts like this about.

I am so happy you are my brother that keeps making valuable posts like this. it was a real treat seeing such a correct statement

still caring about major orders or some shitty role playing war shit when you know it's manipulated by one dude based on his whim

do live service cucks really?

THOSE CIVILIANS DEPENDED ON YOUR PROTECTION!

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This guy doesn't know about Operation Firewall

Just let retards enjoy their made up shit man, stop being an asshole. It's like voting or religion, it's all obviously fake but it makes some people happy to believe in it so just let it be.

I am still not fighting for Super Isn'treal

I'll care when grinding for super credits or samples isn't tedious
just letting you exchange samples between tiers would be a godsend

Super Israel is gone...

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How fucked are the Helldiver universe against the EDF forces?

EDF has such comically scaling bullshit it destroys Helldivers.

a single air raider can call down more destruction than multiple squads of helldivers combined
he would scoff at the notion of wasting a valuable air strike slot on a 500kg bomb

Helldivers is just more evidence that liberals are incapable of criticising fascism, imperialism, racism, and other things that they pretend to criticise. It's always shallow and makes the chuds completely right in-universe and is always skewed by their thinly-veiled misanthropy. It's just a power fantasy of getting one over the chuds.

THE LEVIATHANS AREN'T HARD ENOUGH

Just let retards enjoy their made up shit man, stop being an asshole.

No. This shit is somehow more cringe and fake than even wrestling.

This is like THE perfect game for me, I love future war military shit and emergent/physics based games. But there was some drama last year about it killing PC components through the anticheat or something. Was that anecdotal or a real thing? I really wanna play but it's not worth risking my PC if that's real. I got a 3070ti and a 12th gen i7

it has a kernel level anticheat you cant get rid of like almost every multiplayer game released in the past decade

I'm fine dealing with those I just didn't know if it was worse than the usual

10 years later

That dude probably didn't even last 10 days.

all helldivers get put into cryo sleep

That's like asking who would win in a fight of Kazuma Kiryu vs Goku.

its a story mode you fucking ape

EDF has hilarious levels of bullshit. HD2 is much more grounded

playing the same 4 objects ad nauseam

flat maps

So Titanfall 1 but worse. This shit is so gay btw, why can't I just play the maps I want?

I feel like the game would be more impactful if orders were actually organic.

It's important we work towards getting as many new troops as possible

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the only city we lost to aliens so far is Super Israel

lmao

Some of them sorta are. The big ones that move the "story" forward aren't though which is kinda lame. It doesn't help that the majority of the playerbase is horrendous at the game somehow and bitch about everything.

I played this game for like 20 hours only to realize that the devs want you to grind everyday on the same shitty looking maps just for the hope that in the next week they might grace you with a slightly different looking map. Went back to DRG which not only lets you choose the biome you want to play in, but also each one actually is unique in some sort of way instead of being a basic reskin.

I hate the way DRG redditors glaze the fuck out of the game.

I wish this were true because it would be pretty funny.

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Redditdivers

This faggot goes to professional wrestling shows and thinks he's smarter than everyone else because they're having fun while he screams and shouts that it's not real

lmao

I wish I had friends to play EDF 6 with

Don't even start with me you le rock and stone nigger. Both playerbases are obnoxious but DRG fucks are way worse about glazing the absolute fuck out of the game.

EDF would destroy them. On accident. While aiding in protecting Super Earth.

If you mutt actually knows Geography, you would know where Eaglepolis is located

Haven't you realised yet that the whole galactic war is rigged
Nothing you do matters

now you bring them lies from the tablecloth.

"Liber-TEA!"

The one joke worse than arrow in the knee that killed every Rick&Morty-watching Redditdiver

Consider this more ominous possibility:
I don't have the game installed currently.

On accident

no c-01 forms for you

Where will York Supreme send its citizen's tax dollars now that Eagleopolis is destroyed

you dropped your fedora, friend

Sounds like your sample container is empty.

DRG is not as good as everyone says it is, it's just good for a small team. DRG gets boring as fuck because the variety in enemies is fucking tiny and the differences in them are retarded, any actual enemy variety they add is for very specific scenarios. The game is also slow as fuck.

a skirt

liberate some dude's ass maybe lmao

NOOOO SKYDADDY!!! FEDORA! FEDORRAAAAAA!

Interesting.

helmet doesn't match

Anon Babble is a brand and you're not allowed to visit the evil other brand!

Seethe moar

Havent heard anything about that, I think youll be fine

it's just good for a small team.

DRG is definitely better at gun vareity and maps are MUCH more fun to navigate, they suck for all the reddit pandering shit but that's aside gameplay

this sucks

that sucks

no fun allowed if I personally dont like it

You guys must be fun at parties

You guys must be fun at parties

i am, actually.
being fun at parties isn't hard, keeping the mask on for so long before pulling my own testicles out of boredom is

You know you can enjoy the game without forcing the cringe war roleplaying shit right.

Every single person who replies "erm actually I am fun at parties" is 100% an insufferable autistic retard.

is this the best shills can come up with for damage control?

WAAH WAHHH WHY IS Anon Babble SO RESISTANT TO OUR TACTICS?! WAAAAAAH

I dive for the SEAF

Shill mad lol lmao

le shill

Do you nigger apes think this for every fucking topic posted here? I highly fucking doubt Sony pays pajeets to spam this board. And even if they do, so fucking what? I’ll take a vidya thread over retarded twitter screencaps and gooner threads

The Helldivers would be absolutely and completely fucked against the Ravagers. Like, imagine playing as a Helldiver in an EDF mission

Not him but you're legitimately a lowest common denominator representative. I played HD1 and it was both more stylistically coherent without all these tacky star wars and halo cosmetics and body types, and its magicka-like structure made for interesting coop mechanics. 2 is just another dime a dozen 3rd person shooter with absolutely nothing unique about it that costs more money than I've paid for multiple better games that have lasted me a longer time AND battle pass and microtransaction slop on top of it all. You are so far beneath me that I could spend the rest of your lifetime explaining it to you in a manner that leaves no room whatsoever for any retorts or counters, and you still wouldn't get it, you consumerist mix-raced vermin.

Anon Babble isnt the video games board, its a crypto-pedophile board meant for spamming tranime games noone cares about

racism outside of Anon Babble

trolling

Damn he hit the nail on the head didn't he lmao

how do we fix light armor pen

I accept your concession, goy.

bugs bad
bots bad
squids evil
humans good
helldivers good
super earth good
simple as

I don't play Helldivers. What's happening here?

That's a fleshmob. The Illuminates take humans and turn them into mind controlled cannon-fodder. His waifu was attached to a ton of other humans

how much longer is the super earth part going on?

It's been suggested that a few Major Orders will occur on super earth. The first one concludes in about 9 hours.

Why would you care about xeno races? disgusting

Anon, that's his coat.

If we don't get a ducking commemorative cape for this why I'll..I'll..I'll just quietly stop playing again until the next big event >:(

if the Super Earth invasion is gonna be multiple week thing i imagine we're gonna get the APC at some point

Fresh from GIMP

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Illuminate (squid ayylmao race) is super into mind control and body horror, their basic troops are mutated humans and their high HP bruisers are big melted together blobs made of like 20 people. Even their vehicles are biomechanical monsters that bleed and moan when shot.

I would play if they would remove the fucking shit anti-cheat they used, in fact I genuinely believe they would have a player resurgence if they removed the stupid fucking anti-cheat and used a good one

Not him but

devs make your funny parody setting into 40k wannabe with gray areas

now instead of being a bunch of jolly monkey niggers trying to steal magic nukes from goofy squids you're a bunch of traumatized morally gray survivors trying to defend against dollar store dark eldar

I literally didn't even think they could fuck up Helldivers even further than they did before they pushed out lumis in 2. No wonder so many dipshits think Super Earth is in the right, the retard devs actually made them right.

I hope we make it jesus christ