You're under arrest for not playing Dead or Alive!

if you cant see them from that angle she's not hairy enough

Keep trying anon, do it for her.
Can't give much advice as I've barely played over the years

Sorry, officer, but the game is dead so I only fap to the porn now.

Which one am i supposed to play sir?

That's it, you're going to jail. Hands up NOW!

I thought I could just lower the difficulty and get it done quickly but it didnt seem to change anything. They start easy and get harder as the win streak increases. It feels like the AI can just decide to win whenever they want by auto holding whatever you press or strike right as you throw.

I plead innocent

i bet she shits with that chest butt

AIIIEEEEEEEE

serious question - is there any mod for DoA 5 that lets me fuck the girls after beating them in a fight?

too busy having sex with Reika

But Kasumi, I'm playing Dead or Alive 4 and 5 every week at least once, but usually a lot more. I'm also currently playing Xtreme Beach Volleyball, trying to unlock all of the suits.

I want to fuck the best girl (Honoka)

This suit is fun.

Does VV and Stellar Blade have overlapping fanbase? I have a strange feeling we all might meet again in Stellar Blade threads once it's released on PC.

what's the point of softcore porn games? When will we get AA or even AAA true single player porn games without microtransactions

I'd like for Kasumi to be the good cop and Marie Rose to be the bad cop, if you don't mind.

If the prequisite to that was learining to actually play her well, then I'm never tapping that

Fun with Koko (in bed).

You need to learn about the difference between erotica and full blown dvda porn.

Redpill me on Venus Vacation, is it Xtreme 4 for all intents and purposes, or is it its own thing? It not being a numbered entry is throwing me off

raise the koko

Baldur's gate 3 came out almost 2 years ago

It's a Singapore-only gacha with minimal gameplay

Ayane is best girl.
But any of the others (excluding Marie Rose) are acceptable choices.

It's just a gacha gravure simulator, and has no gameplay. It has basically nothing to do with either Xtreme or DOA proper.

Based

Name 1 (UNO) reason why Ayane is best girl.

red eyes
but more importantly she's not as frivolous personality-wise as most of the others

Watch out Koko, she's got a sword!

imagine the daily mandatory rimzuri

Got it, thanks

which DOA loves being praised and given head pats the most?

Koko has a Kokobat!

Reika

yes, that's why Nanami is her bodyguard.

still i'm proud of myself for releasing all her episodes day 1.

Oh I'm releasing something to her alright.

butte

Nut inside Reika
Nut inside Kokoro

I haven't gotten anything from the free 10-rolls, this sucks

Also Hitomi birthday in 24 hours

only 3 left

too broke to roll out

my salary is due in 2 days

not assuming it'll be all gone by time i get my money

have to give up on getting Reika or Nanami standee

this is too painful for me

I used to play Ultimate and 4 on my 360 and my friends would always send cheeky messages calling me a perv

Thanks, you reminded me about a dream I had last night about having a Tamaki daki.

I was not able to get fluffy tail on Steam. This 1.1% is cursed and I'll just wait for her next banner appearance instead.

I'd still play 5LR regulary if the pc port had LOBBIES

Hitomi birthday in 24 hours

my wife

Nut outside Hitomi.

Why isn't this for sale properly?

Even the merch is gachashit. Also no Momiji sex cardboard.

That's illegal

My guess is they had to have them made ahead of time and didn't want a warehouse full of unsold Megs or whoever is the least popular. This way they are guaranteed to get rid of all their stock even though some anons will end up with the stinkers.

it's not just this. it's all current items for this half anniversary outside of acrylic for Reika and her chibi version alongside TC Honoka and Tamaki.

Just use a preorder to determine which ones they need to make and then create extra 20 items to sell after.

Even if 1000 people order Nanami and only 1 Kanna.

at least it's not locked behind twitter lottery where only 1 or 5 win an exclusive award.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

I don't really care for the new magic suits, but they look extra lewd when they're see through like this.

You cant arrest me, I am already in psychotron prison.

I've played some 5LR and 6 core fighters

Leifang is beautiful

You wouldn't a young chinese lady.

Don't die on me

Of course I would

Cock in her butt.

I can prove I've played it officer.
What you mean venus vacation doesn't count?!

I play every day to XVV!

Long hair Koharu is sex

Koharu is 24/7 sex. Even when she's cleaning.

Sex with Koharu just after she fixed the bed

I played BG3 almost to the end and saw no sex. Then again I only tried to Romance Shadow heart and I killed the non human girls that could have joined my party because they looked ugly. All I got from shadowheart was an implied sex scene IIRC. Not really what I was looking for

You would not.

Nut inside

Ownah-han, what are we going to do on the bed?

Lazy needs to make a massive long hair Leifang set

Me neither. I'm rather disappointed.

Buttsaki

Does this mean she's in heat?

Dammit, we just had someone else's birthday and Tina's corset lingerie star banner. I'm almost tapped out.

Plapharu has such birthing hips

Through no personal bias of my own, I've found Chinese girls to be the cutest of the bunch ratio wise.

Leifang
Reika
Shandy

Luv me Chinagirls

Indeed I would!

I ahve had sex before, and as such have no need for the dead alive franchise

doubt it

lol
lmao

rerelease xtreme 2 for jetskii ludo

We are over half way to FF XXX

4 Monicas in a row and nothing else

I love her but dang it

I like how across the years doa-anons went from hating on Koharu to enjoying her.

True
Sadly not enough

I've always liked Plapharu.
I just dont care for her side-tail or any side-tail. Not even Wifesaki's.

I can't believe how plapable she is. No other doas activate my neurons like her.

Amy SEX

How do you respond?

If it may please the court I would like to enter as evidence DOA 6.

NERD

no sayuri?

I unlocked Meg with this anniversary event, and I gotta say, her voice is definitely more mature sounding than I was expecting. I was expecting more Yukino-esque playful lazy schoolgirl.

Yukino is for corridor sex while other students are watching.

Rape
Dead or Alive should have rape mechanics

I have DoA3 and 2 Ultimate on my Xbox wishlist. Anything else I should note for the future, despite being a person that mostly plays offline, or are those the two games that most will say "mattered"?

Washing Miji's butt!

Drowning with Momiji!

I'll clean it with my tongue

Don't care, where's Marie

Fuck off Raidou you're supposed to be dead for real this time

I will play it, but only if promised a week of sex with Lei Fang afterwards.

In the trash where she belongs

Cute Koharu pout

You wouldn't be able to keep up with her.

Getting seduced by Koharu!

Butte

not playing Dead or Alive!

How comes most of these majors do these little tournaments for side games but I NEVER see DOA in them?

core values

because no one plays doa fighting games

Correct.

i bet she shits with those ass tits

Main games have the event staff organize tournaments while side games require volunteers.
The only tournament that consistently had DOA every year was TFC, iirc, and that hasn't come back since covid.
Otherwise both 5 and 6 have shown up sporadically at CEOs or Combo Breakers

Melons.

Even her breasts are cute

Kon it, bitches!

She will give me a dynasty

Kon-grats!

Tomboy goddess.

Nice
I almost used my paid stones into the roll thinking that the game was going to use what was left of the free stones

impregnate tanlines

Nut outside Hitomi.

Has anyone paypigged for the extra hotspring? Do you level up grills faster?

DoA5 LR may be past the point where the franchise started to decline with things like ridiculous DLC practices, but the gameplay is still the peak of Dead or Alive and worth getting into if you like playing the others at all.

Check, Ayane is already in the game.

no disrespecting the birthday girl

You will nut in my wife.

Working on something, but something about the pose/camera angle feels off but I don't know what.
Maybe her eyes should be open more or the angle of her head lower.

I'll have to redo this Baefang.

Nut outside Hitomi.

Licking Leifang's pits!

Pubes when?

Man, I've only dabbled with DOA through the years, but I miss when it was normal for games to make you achieve things or find secret locations and stuff to get new cosmetics and rare cutscenes and stuff. Nowadays it seems like if they're even included at all it's usually always less than what was in prior games and inferior to the things they're trying to sell through microtransactions.

I'm glad Venus Vacation exists. Posting the same 5 pictures and enjoying the girls with Anon Babbleros is the most relaxing part of the day.

made for BWC

I remember that some kind anon did it a long time ago

That's what happens now that every game platform in constantly hooked up to the internet. They can also released unfinished games and complete them later through downloadable patches.

JPVV blew through all the Raid Score rewards in like 2 days of the half-Anni

ENVV struggled until the last day of our full Anni.

I bet that the fat nurse is very soft

Nursery handjobs with the sexy nurse

But how soft?

Like soft foam pillow

well JPVV was too easy to get with buying A tickets to collect the points while ENVV had us to play SSS+ final matches on repeat on 2nd half which most of girls weren't trending to score very high. not to mention people were too busy leveling up with 1st half on anniversary to bother with 2nd half.

Threesome with Reika and Nanami

Threesome with Tamaki and Momiji

why is this tong butt crack so popular in japan? literally only see it on asian media

Tamaki would be down for it.
About Momiji, you'd have to make her drunk

doa 7 when mistress?

I see you too are a gentleman of exquisite taste

DoA XVV figures would totally sell

Momiji is so innocent and pure it ironically makes her the easiest girl to dominate. Almost all her relationships with the others that people talk about involve her in a position of submission or being bullied.
Why is it that when we see something pure and beautiful, we have to think about making it not so?

The faces would suck.

I dunno. She's innocent and very gullible for sure, but don't make anything that would make her murderous instinct to turn on.
Still, I see her as a yamato nadeshiko type. She'd be so traditional that I really doubt that she would be easily persuaded into a threesome.

For me it's the hair. A face like that is "fine" for figures that dont cost an arm and a leg, but the hair ruins it.

Yeah, the faces would be very hard to do and paint.
I'd love to get a resin printer and start practicing tho

That's right, I'd tongue their butts. Is that what you meant?

I love Reika

I love her so much

Guess I'll reinstall DOA 6. Now go jump off a building Kasumi and tell them to send me one of the attractive women like Mila, Christie and NiCO

Made for reverse hotdogging

penis vacation

softcore porn

you puritans should unironically KYS. world is a little better place without moralizing freaks

This suit should be in XVV

Honoka should be my wife

Are you sure?
Even the island's powers didn't made her smarter.

Very sure yes

Your children will be dumb as bricks if they come out as their mom

I just love Honoka

Ballin'

Wait, if the island nullifies special abilities and Ayane's tits seemingly grew like 3 cup sizes on vacation, what does that mean?

XVV arena shooter(water) when?

It nullified her capacity to not pig out on sweets.
Owner-san tried to hide them from her in the previous event with no avail.

fatty

Nuh-uh, that tummy's still tight

hottie

Her fat went to her ass, tits and thighs

wifey

Six animations for mid

Why is his fanbase like this

sour grapes

The real crime was not having one use her other hairstyle. They didnt all have to use it, but once using it would have been sweet. To symbolize the rough sex happening.

calls himself lazy

why is his animation so lazy

I want to make Ayane a mother

rapebabies for the rapebaby

lovebabies for the lavender-haired ninjawife

My girlfriend's sister looks cute here.

I love Momiji!

She wants segs

I want to make the wiferetary a mother

There is a shocking lack of Birb in this thread

How do you respond?

I suck at games and would rather play with myself while looking at DOA girls

She's always cute

Hug Ayane!
Kiss Ayane!
Love Ayane!

Been a while