You are a 30 year old gamer and will be 50 before no time

Yeah this is a top tier cope
It doesn't matter how much you've done when society is ageist and treats you as garbage past a certain age, not to mention your body falling apart on top of all this

Hey this seems pretty comfy, what's the issue-

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be iccking and yucking over this despite it looking pleasant and simple because anon is a chick who thinks men doing anything for themselves and being happy is a bad thing

yeah but eventually all the retard youth will age too. And that makes me laugh. Also everything is going to shit now ha ha your childhood sucked.

That was 17 years ago. I’m almost 50! Still got it too, zoomer girls love me.

is 33 too young to have a kid?

why does this make me want to kms?

Think 24
I won't stop using mainstream lingos, it's one way to connect with the younger generation instead of acting like a salty boomer who swears his generation was better

It doesn't matter how much you've done when society is ageist and treats you as garbage past a certain age

The entire world is literally all about catering to and funding boomers

All that physical activity and no female payoff. Damn.

It's the perfect age

Grim.

Fuck no. You want to be 60 with teenagers?

That's going to be super lame in your 30's if you keep it up lmfao.

Every time I talk to a boomer it's them whining about how old they and their spouse are

Sure, but can you tell on the internet if I'm 30 or 13? Exactly.

No, aging is a builtup of genetic damage in your body. Cells are retarded any fuckup in their division never goes away this gradually results in your body slowly breaking down excluding your brain. Senility is caused by your brain lagging due to having so much data stored on it, neurons are weird cells that are basically immortal.

All they ever do is whine even when they had everything served on a platter. Literally no other generation had it that easy and they're still bitter and angry all the time.

Damn I can't believe my stint on this satan planet where the temperature is always too fucking high is coming to an end how terrible

They are already doubling and tripling the life of mice in labs. We'll be good.

ageist zoomer girls don't want to fuck my decrepit boomer ass, im being genocided

Why you still here at 30+ years old? Is that why Anon Babble feels like it's stuck in the SNES - PS2 era all the time?

You will always be older

You will never be younger

that many carbs late in the day

grim

like they are going to let you live for 200 years lmao

PS2 threads are zoomer nostalgia threads

I don't want to be a 200 year old virgin

Yeah having the best times in the 80's and 90's growing up and dying before the earth becomes too hot to live and people die in climate wars is pretty rad. Sorry guys, hope you figure it out XFD.

I cant believe it. I was a university freshman 10 years ago. And I remember that one day thinking "ah, this is the start of my uni life". I can't believe 10 years has passed since then. What the fuck.

This but unironically. Faggots need to stop acting like language won't evolve and that slang isn't constsntly updated. Just because it didn't originate here doesn't mean it's bad. I love shitty zoomer slang the same way I loved our shitty slang growing up and even when I double my age into my 60s I'll still be using whatever dumb fuck sayings the kids do, because I remember my uncles and grandpa doing the same and always thinking it was funny.

You really are a salty faggot same as a lot of people in here nothing funnier than you retards always going

erm ackshually you're a zoomer I can tell by the way you type

Hang yourself it's not like you'll ever provide value to society anyway.

Anon Babble does seem like a time capsule most of the time.

no lol

youtube.com/shorts/yBq7jaT_uKc

tfw took the Anon Babblepill once I hit 30

I also love hags.

Probably better than most who aren't underages here live, they don't even play video games any more many of them, much less read books.

I think it's rather impressive when I hear an unc using a modern slang correctly. Internet really did a number on old people.

my parents are becoming old people

I am getting older

I am going to die

How do I cope?

I don't know why but that's pretty much my life at this point. Wake up, eat, go to work, eat, get back home, eat, watch TV and play some games. I guess the only good (and bad) thing is my work is project based so in a year I'd be deployed into 2-3 different sites for 1-2 months at a time, then the rest is the usual wake up, work, eat, sleep. I honestly keep wondering what is the goal I'm heading towards to? If I have a wife or kids, maybe my goal is no longer for myself but to raise my kids and to be with my wife. What do you single dudes are still looking forward to in your life? Like long term goals and stuff

Everyone will die and everyone before you died

I mean, you should always follow what is going on and be up to date on culture, music, film etc., but using zoomer slang when it doesn't suit you is a bit much.

You don't. Reminder that life is worthless and death is the great equalizer. So try to have fun while it lasts.

You know how easy it is to reverse engineer the aging process right?

open instagram

all my high school friends seem happy and sucessful

meanwhile im stuck in a dead end job i hate, woking 13 hours a day, making just enough money to not starve while looking like shit because i dont exercise, cant sleep and im balding

Every time i open that app i leave it feeling like a failure.

The sad part is that I know 95% of the people here don't play games or even like video games, but I'm still here and I haven't been much of a "gamer" for years now. I just sit and wait for the industry to crash, burn and die.

Based and 'cheevo-pilled. Aging, and by extension death, lose their bite when you leave a mark on the world around you. If you haven't accomplished anything of merit, getting older is going to feel much worse than if you had. Shape yourself into someone you can be proud of. And don't listen to faggots like who fall to understand even basic biology, your body is not going to fall apart once you hit thirty or even forty.

My concern is that new video games will come out and I'm not going to be a kid who gets to see where they are in 2090...

Literal corporate rat. What's even the point of doing this much exercise everyday other than burning up your body entirely and destroying your knees?

I am going to die

god I can't wait for the day I'm freed from the shackles of mortality

I'll be 39 this year
can't stop me from playing vidya

Fell for the fake social media posts

Nobody will post their bad days or their daily struggles. Do you talk to them on a personal level? ask about their unfiltered lives

Zoomers can't read or use a PC lol. Their own woman don't like them because they're useless. Also aging like shit.

Instagram and any social media app at all are horrible indicators of happiness and reality amongst the people who use them. One of my friends who I and many others looked at as being THE marriage goals to try to reach got divorced not long ago. You'd never know that if you just looked at their social media where you only put up good things about yourself or things you believe are socially acceptable/beneficial enough to post. NEVER look to social media posts as the reality of a situation in the life of people you do and don't know.

quote from a nigga who's going to die like the rest of us

Art has always been political, selfish, and at the hands of a few groups.

If blacks and Mexicans were allowed to make movies and videogames freely then id actually feel accomplished.

I just don't give a fuck.

seems like a lot of effort just to be a basedboy freak living in a concrete shithole but what do I know

No. You can achieve all of those things and it's still fucking awful feeling your body and mind slowly crumble. Still awful losing your loved ones.

At the very least if this doesn't get fixed allow legal euthanasia in every country so people can go out in peace instead of having to suffer through years and years of age related diseases for no reason and then just die.

it's an "armchair psychologist condescends the other crabs in his bucket" episode

Yikes!

i age

inconceivable

You work this hard to then have the CEO and shareholders take 90% of the surplus value of your job. Seems cool.

You know how easy it is to reverse engineer the aging process right?

No I don't, how easy is it?

a 30 year old gamer and will be 50 before no time

that is me

retard lmao

Fag friend of mine turned a 2 year certification into a $8700 job, starting at the bottom, over 5 years. He fiddles with Word all day.

He's still miserable, alcoholic, and chasing one-night dick on grindr. Youll never do better than him. Ever. Yet he's self-destructive. Why?

Same bruh. I'm gonna be dropping my gronk-sauced skibidi rizz on sigmas til the end of my days.

He'll never find true love and settle down

being told NOT to worry and that the thing youre upset about is actually NOT bad if you just go out and make something of yourself, literally encouraging people to achieve something

crabs in a bucket

you don't know words, do you, anon?

Jesus whine about it somewhere else dude. I don't know what's worse, the fucking zoomers, or whiny shit millennials like you. Baaaaw my shitty body that I don't take care of is falling apart. Hit the gym bitch.

makes $8700

The state of turd worlders

Hit the gym bitch.

Tell that to Bruce Willis, you can't btw his brain is fried.

How come there are no 40 yos here tho, do gamers just die after 39

I've wasted the best years of my life on videogames. Not even good videogames either, bad videogames that just made me upset. Now I have nothing and I am nobody, I could have prevented this from happening, but I didn't. I wasn't even having fun, I have no idea why I did what I did.

went to a wedding where all the attendees were earning six figures while I'm a fat unemployed retard
was quite depressing

I had my first kid at 23 and wish I started earlier

we told you to stay away from mobas, anon

100 years from now no one will remember any of you.

OHHHH MY GOD IM LOSING MY MARBLES IM GETTING OLD AAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish anyone who makes these retarded fucking useless bitch threads gets electrocuted to death by their PC.

You know you can afford that gym membership, anon. The schedule on the other hand...

I despise, yet envy you

I think he means it's because you're posting on Anon Babble
Birds of a feather etc

itt: blackpillers and doomers

I hate you both. Thanks for the inspiration

38 here but most of them probably have families or else jobs and other obligations or hobbies. Plenty still play, but why waste time posting here when it's being overrun by idiots (zoomers), and AI crap.

Why would anyone do all of these things on a daily basis? I would have gotten exhausted from just doing half of that once a week. Where do these people get their motivation from?

Don't even feel bad. All those 50 year old comedians are playing vidya and making vidya movies now. Even Terry Crews has a gaming PC.

he does it for himself, chad behavior
too bad he's stuck being a wagie bug basically giving up his entire life for his employer

thanks for having faith that Im gonna make it bro, I'll see you all when I turn 50

This

reflected on my video game life

i played repetitive multiplayer shite on loop like Dota for ages

look at my brother

he's got a massive collection of all the games that came out in the time i spent playing mediocre multiplayer games on loop

has memorabilia from deluxe edition releases

all my knowledge of gaming is surface level still

I feel like I'm barely a nerd or gamer but I have no life to show for it.

Are you Bruce WIllis dude? Who fucking cares whiny faggot. Get your useless fat ass off the couch and do something. Goddamn your a bitch ass motherfucker. I want to kick your ass.

I don't. When I was in high school in the 90s playing half-life mods or age of empires some of the people I was playing with were 60 to 80 year old.

He goes to a barber every day?

I just want to live a simple rural life with a wife that loves me. Why is that so genuinely impossible? It'll never happen because I'm ugly and have Avpd.

You sound mad and for what?

This looks fucking depressing to me ngl, good for him if he's happy though.

I used to ask that myself too until I started working out.
Ironically, the more you exhaust yourself, the more energy you get long term.
Your body adjusts in a way that goes like "I move around a lot more now, so I need to adjust in a way where I need to ready more resources for the day in order to keep up".
At some point, you don't feel like you've "spent" all your energy, but you actually feel the absolute need to move around and exercise.

good luck anon i love you no homo

It's a good idea to save up money young like that so you can live out your 50+ comfortably without worrying about money or work, and able to have a family, though it's a huge waste of the most important thing we have during the most valuable years of our lives helping to continue society which is just a giant prison for everyone below the top of humanity, if humans died we would might just get to live as free animals over and over, freely dying and killing with enhanced senses and a clean planet.

Genuinely very sad for you two. Multiplayer-only games are cancer and have only gotten worse with the introduction of player retention schemes like battle passes

Literally the happiest I've ever been in my life lol. I'm just amped up for the my workout in a minute.

Have family so you can take solace in the knowledge that someone will be happy you existed even after you are gone

It's impressive how you went from a reasonable take on life to going completely schizo in the span of a single, overly long sentence.

Im 34

I feel like im 23 and mostly look like that too

Becoming "in shape" makes it a lot easier to exercise without becoming tired. I remember when I started doing more stretches, eventually I felt unbelievably flexible without any effort. You kind of just develop that strength from training.

If you can't see how the rich have made the earth a giant prison for their benefit then I can't help you. Humans aren't something special and we are probably more the energy that inhabits the body as a shell then the body itself.

but you actually feel the absolute need to move around and exercise.

What? You become like one of those dog breeds that need daily exercise to not get irritated and depressed? Why would your body even make you feel like that on a day of rest

This.

Be 34

Have my own house

Be my own boss while earning enough that i don't have to second guess my every purchase

Meanwhile have an old classmate of same age who still lives with his mother because he's a neet who wont look for a job and never even finished school

I'd probably kill myself if i was still living with my parents past 30

Ah ha.

this nigga made that video literally to farm engagement from women
if you cant see that you are jewed

I'm in my late 30s already, broski

why is this thread with blogposting faggots still up?

because were old anon and you are too

I'll try at ask while I can, why don't you like video games (anymore)? What's the problem when we have powerful machines that deliver visuals and experiences never thought possible on older consoles? Is it just nostalgia?

35 reporting in
I am going gray. For whatever reason I have never been more attractive to women. They give me attention constantly now. Is it grandpa sympathy?