Death Stranding 2 is Kojima's biggest game yet

Death Stranding 2 is Kojima's biggest game yet

and most pretentious one

Death Stranding 2 requires a record player to play.

he is not a very big guy

Based Kojima bringing back laser disk for vidya

That's actually a normal size ps5 box

Can't be. Todd Howard is 2 meters tall

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Todd Howard turned him small

Damn. An unforgiving Todd.

If Todd is 2 meters tall, then how tall is Troy Baker?

If Todd is 2 meters tall, then how tall is Troy Baker?

Why do they push this guy so hard? Is he a freemason or something? I don't understand why he always gets pictures with western women who wouldn't give a fuck who he is.

these guys seems chill

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Average dialogue in this game/movie:

Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us

Why me?

Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA

UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?

Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information

no Shinkawa cover

Soulless

Todd won

this nigga whoring himself out on the streets
love to see it

Is he a freemason or something?

Almost certainly

Me on the right

Tissues? Tissues? Does anybody want Death Stranding 2 tissues? Hello?

LMAO

kek I always ignore cucks guys at the station.

I fucked up the scaling. Ooops.

It was funnier with the first scaling in the middle of all the height jokes

He insists upon himself.

Why are Americans so obsessed about height?

that nose

my jewdar pinged

Because Whites are the tallest race.

That's a big game

Not for honor, but for you

It is true that Northern Europeans are taller though.

Kojima's other employee had somewhat better luck.

I think the guy recording this video is Kojima himself.

Todd is in prone position in that image

Why not just get a Japanese woman to hand these out

I think the guy recording this video is Kojima himself.

Yes. I recognize those ridiculous shoes

It's pretty obvious he has a thing with hiring gaijins to do monkey jobs for him

keep handing out the tissues faggot, yeah keep doing it... smile for the camera

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W-w-what does Kojima use those tissues for?

I have a ps5 and I’m getting ds2 but it’s undoubtedly going to flop. DS sold well because it was marketed as a new Kojima IP coming off of PT & MGSV and DS2 doesn’t really have much marketing outside of tissues and state of play trailers every 6 months.

It will be hilarious when everyone is playing delta instead

why do people like this loser? because he's japanese? he made nothing good since metal slop

Death Stranding is an amazing game though. You should try it out.

I am currently replaying it to prepare my self for DS2, and I am loving every second of it. It is hard to believe that Kojima Productions built this masterpiece from nothing in less than 3 years.

he made nothing good since metal slop

he did it’s called death stranding and it was his first game coming off of mgs retard.

Have never seen anything that makes this game look even remotely interesting.

Well, you're missing out.

See ya.

Why are you here?

Todd Stranding

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Most of thread has nothing to do with the game so why not?