The perfect gamer gf doesn't exis-

the perfect gamer gf doesn't exis-

need hag wife to play dark sector with

Why is she showing her armpits?

single mom

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

coalburner

keep it

GAMER GF

perfect for hand holding and cuddles

for men

She's knows I'll see them and come into the thread
Hi Reb

too short
tits too small
not enough ass

Are there people who really live like this?
This shit looks like it's a photo studio or something, not a living space

bip bop

gaming night

game for like 2 seconds on screen

it's shit

takes miles of bbc

dried up eggs

perfect

lol!

all that preparation to play stardew valley?

Oh shit is that a cozy gamer girl gf with an ikea setup pastel lights and farm sim game?

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those pits are so fertile you could impregnate them just by staring too hard

this is how i prepare for my tranny porn 4 hours gooner sesh

poser

Raising kids/procreating is the biggest self-cuck ever. "Why, yes, I want to forfeit the rest of my life and agency"
DINK like is superior in every way

curved monitor

why would u want to never be able to draw a straight line

Retarded glass shape.

She's got a couple youtube plaques so that tiktok crap is her job.

That's not a gf, anon. That's a 34 year old hag.

is she only 34?

That is the worst fucking cup on earth for anything. Why would you buy a cone shaped cup? Especially if you put shit that causes it to become slippery through condensation in it.

34 is an extremely attractive age

Do people actually have homes this clean? I've never seen it in real life before

is this the registered losers chick

yes, she also said nick gurr

why do women like farming sims so much

I wouldn't say my home is "dirty", its certainly better than I was a college degenerate, but I've been in peoples homes that look like a Sears catalogue shoot and I don't know how they do it.

Like nothing is "dirty" but it doesn't have a "sheen" to it, like I see from others. If that makes sense.

girls flash their pits in front of everyone like this and act like its nothing

One day you will realize how wrong you were, but it'll be too late. Or maybe you have already and just coping now. Sad!

they have a wife and or maid
u can try running a robot vacuum every day

Apparently. She does look older than that.

oh no i cant believe i didn't abandon my life and decide to live in poverty for the sake of a kid muh legcay

Make you do the big cums

She's only 3 years older than me

Am i still allowed to call her mommy or is it illegal?

Shaved

Explain how DINK life isn't vastly superior?

All this just for attention?

No way
That's my age
She has to be much older
SHE HAS TO