You ever play Mister Mosquito

You ever play Mister Mosquito

How do you get rid of mosquitoes anyway? They don't go away even if you spray them or smoke them.

Cute asian sideboobs!

can we just get a global initiative to eradicate mosquitos?

bb-b-b-but the ecology and waaaa

shut the fuck up hippie faggot I'll kill you

Include roaches, fleas, ticks, and bed bugs to the list.

whats the worst that could happen

Make yourself stinky with mosquito repellent

it would be the opposite you dumb nigger, killing birds caused an infestation of bugs, what would killing mosquitos cause? what do mosquitos kill? niggers? wait hold on

Don't fuck with ecosystem.

kekd

birds eat them, frogs eat them
you fiucking dumbass

this is starting to smell like glownigger propaganda, I never bothered to investigate these myths but I feel like if I started looking into it I'd find that it's all bullshit

feed niggers

remove the niggers' natural predators

build hospitals to save the lives of niggers

the western world's face when

so what?????? that means that if you killed birds and frogs then there'd be a breakout of mosquitos, not the other way around, the only pests that mosquitos are suppressing are niggers

TOTAL
MOSQIT
DEATH

Mao Zedong

What happened to Mao Tse-Tung? Is this a Mandela effect?

mao was literally a fucking retard has nothing to do with america or some other gay conspiracy

They stop being active at 18-20C which is 64.4-68F and supposedly die below 16C which is 60.8F but my AC unit won't go that low. You fight them with our technological superiority.

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Jason Unruhe and BadEmpanada already debunked this shit. It's Black Book of Communism tier libshit propaganda.

I'm a schizo and whenever someone is trying to force me to believe some myths that reek of cia editing I get really suspicious, just like how I found out that the tinman scare protests were funded by george soros, the harder I see people pushing something that reeks of propaganda the more suspicious I get
I'll look it into it, it defintely reeks of cia propaganda to me

God willing the mosquito death lasers and sterile trap swarms will take off soon.

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In full support.

That's not true at all unless your location has some pussified mosquitoes...

Guess my mosquitoes are wimps. Oh no, I feel so badly about that.

How many surgeries did she undergo to have that face?

Mosquitoes have been around for hundred of million of years, you won't easily get rid of them.

if you kill them all, what are the frogs and birds going to do?

inb4 i don't care

you don't care until frogs and birds are eating all your shit and they become biblical plague levels. and then you become more primed than ever to be taken control

Probably just the eye surgery that every asian girl does and the magic of makeup

They stop being active at 18-20C which is 64.4-68F and supposedly die below 16C which is 60.8F

How I wish that was true.

youtu.be/skd5lkHO_-s?si=8WZC-QjtHGtM6wTS

Australia got a bird that literally targets any human close to it and stabs them in the eyes, im surprised they really havent done their best to try and make it extinct

Just google "magpie womans eye"

idgaf if the entire earth ecosystem will collapse because of it, mosquitos gotta go

sounds retarded, why would there be an outbreak of birds and frogs if they lost a portion of the bugs that they were eating, it would just mean that their numbers would slightly decrease, and I doubt that the decrease would even be comparable to other human activities like pollution or draining swamps to build apartments

What actually happens if mosquitos diablerize a vampire? Do you get superpowered undead mosquitoes?

I lived in Fairbanks Alaska for like 18 months and you get swarmed by clouds in the Summer but don't see a single one in Winter. Whatever mechanism they have to like have their eggs make it through Winter or some shit you can trap them with AC in the Summer and catch them off guard.

Good news. Bill Gates is developing his mass sterilization projects using mosquitoes as a test run.

Do you know what a fetish is? I’ve got a little fetish… This is… well, huh… with girls…. Do you know what a bug bite fetish is…? When girl’s arms or legs or something get bitten by a mosquito and their skin swells and gets a little red. That excites me! That’s all! Don’t tell anybody! Ah, I knew it, I take it back! I told you I’d wish I hadn’t said it!

Catch as much males as you can

Make them shot blank

Release

The chinksquitoes infested my region (south europe) a few years back and nights have been hell ever since. I can't even take my telescope out to gaze at hazy stars anymore.

These things are genuinely EVIL and I weep every time I think of the DDT ban.

abnormal flight patterns

Can't swap them in your sleep, in fact they are hard to get even when awake and fully book armed. Literal WW2 dogfight tier dodging.

silent fliers

Can't hear them. You can only feel them.

active throughout the entire day

No peace only suffering.

bites are incredibly itchy and last for a long time

They also bite multiple times just to fuck with you. Literal hit and run tactics.

tendency to hide

Flew past your ear? You know its there? Good luck finding that piece of shit. Protip: spray under the bed.

Kill them. KILL THEM ALL.

it's not an outbreak per se. it's that the birds and frogs become more noticeable as they search for more food. all those animals are satiated, in their own lane, eating bugs n shit. start fucking with the order of things too much and they will all come for your crops and everything. have counter measures and start killing the birds and frogs? now you are removing something else from the food chain. where does it all end? leave the mosquitos, a few bites when you go camping is nothing compared to the potential for apocalyptic outcomes from removing them.

Most of this reminds me of the final level of Mister Mosquito for PS2.

yeah so I started looking into this, and just as my gut told me, this reeks of cia myth bullshit, the supposed death toll of this supposed famine ranges from 10 million to 60 million in western sources, which are all "estimations" (bullshit) of course, and they never provide any proof, at most they show a few pictures of people who died in ww2, the whole "mao killed all sparrows by making their hearts stop" is also obviously total deranged bullshit, there was a campaign to eradicate pests, which briefly included sparrows but then scientists consulted with mao and sparrows were removed from the list, maybe some sparrows around the country were killed but they wouldn't amount to 1% of the total sparrow population, it's obviously impossible that they could've wiped out sparrows by clapping, clapping where? in the forests and on the top of mountains? sounds retarded, because it is retarded, while the pest eradication campaign, especially targeting rats has been greatly succesful and reduced starvation through the country, there might've been famines here and there in war torn post ww2 china for various reasons but there was definitely no countrywide famine because mao magically killed all birds
feels good being a schizo who's immune to ridiculous cia propaganda

China man does something

4000 billion perish

everytime

sounds familiar, and now that we can see in real time how the zog is constantly making shit up about their enemies it makes me even more suspicious of their old myths

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only female mosquito bites

Honestly though, what kind of weirdo has a bug bite fetish? I've never heard of anyone that has it

Whenever a mosquito bites me, I bite them back.

Weird timing but I found a copy of Mr. Mosquito at a garage sale yesterday and got it for $2 but the case is missing the manual. I wanted to test it and forgot I got rid of my CRT TV 10 years ago so I can't even play my PS2 on my TV with only HDMI

Dynasty Warriors games are historically accurate

I had a SEVERE mosquito infestation a couple of years ago. I was living in a tiny space, so the co2 levels in the air were high, which is what they're actually drawn to. Then, one day, i realized that for some reason, they would hide from my ceiling lamp. For weeks, they would bother me at night, waking me up so often that i felt like i was going insane. Then i fell asleep with the light on and it stopped. I even tested it. Turned the light off and i could hear them next to my head. Turn it on and they all flew into the shadows between my books, underneath my desk, etc. Doesn't make a lick of sense to me to this day.

See claim

Doubt claim

Ignore & dismiss extensive evidence

Reject claim

Works every time.

what evidence? there's no evidence, just western "estimations" (cia lies) and pictures of people who died in ww2, but I know what you'll say next, "china is hiding the evidence!!!!" then you don't have evidence do you

was lysenkoism also "cia myth bullshit"? yes, i am aware lysenkoism was a thing before the cia existed in an official capacity.

One of the reasons I haul ass inside during summer. Mosquitoes, the spawn of the devil. They bleed me dry.

Watch spider descend from ceiling on my monitor

Don't hurt it

Later a mosquito was annoying me

Next day the mosquito was gone

never heard of it, would need to look into to it to see what it's about

cute nose

The extermination of sparrows alone certainly did not cause 45 million deaths.
It was one of several disastrous policies that contributed to the Great Famine.
The inherent difficulty with retracting a campaign like the "Four Pests" is publicly admitting AND disseminating that you were *wrong*, which autocracies *cannot* do.
If all you declare is: "Campaign's over! We defeated the pests!", good patriots are going to keep doing it anyway because the animals are still viewed as pests.

never heard of it

mfw

Mosquitos are responsible for the death of half of all humans in history. They are responsible for the death of approximately 50 billion humans.

I have no idea why some people attract mosquitos more than others. Growing up I'd be bitten on all sides but no one else in my family got bitten.
Nowadays if I hear a single buzzing past my ear I go into fight mode. I don't care if it's 2am, I'm not going to rest until that little shit is dead and I have its mangled corpse splattered on the wall.

in asia and africa. who cares

They must have done a shitty job at it since my textbook still praises Mao for his action and how brave he is for killing the sparrow.

I don’t care if the CIA made it up. It makes commies look stupid, so I believe it.

again, you did not provide evidence for these claims, just repeated the same obviously bullshit cia propaganda slop
if it's cia propaganda then it's a pretty weak one because I never heard of it, a quick glance at it makes me suspicious though, the fact that it popped up in america and was used as anti soviet propaganda during the cold war is suspicious to say the least, but I don't understand the details yet, something about the specifics of genetics or something and it doesn't seem like to me that there's some mantra that they repeat about it, like with this sparrow myth "mao killed EVERY sparrow by CLAPPING and making their HEARTS STOP which then killed 45 MILLION or 10 MILLION or 60 MILLION people!!! (depending on which western propaganda outlet is writing the story)" which is obviously bullshit
good goy

No but I watched my favorite streamer :) play it

having nets are probably the best option in you can't secure your room for whatever reasons.
keeping your area dry helps more than "perfumerd plants" and other smoke gimmics.
ironically an aquarium can help a lot, mosquitos go there hoping to lay eggs and get eaten by the fishes

Works with the Holocaust.

the propaganda booklet that the state gave me says otherwise!

lmao literal sheep

I live in sweden and haven't seen a mosquito in 5 years. Just live north.