11 days to Switch 2 launch
11 days to Switch 2 launch
I am jonesing so hard I broke down and started playing video games while I wait
Mario Kart sucks why would I buy a Switch 2 when Mario Kart is the only game? Explain.
It's a Nintendo, it also has Metroid, and Donkey Kong, and Zelda, and Cyberpunk, and Mario, not to be confused with Mario Kart. It also has Mario Kart too.
Which new metroid, mario, donkey kong, zelda and non mario kart mario games are available at launch and exclusive?
I'll wait.
shut up and consoom
I haven't goon'd this hard since I downloaded that Jordyn Jones mega.
I was gooning to Jordyn Jones 14 years ago.
Maybe it's the old good new bad thing but I like the look of the old joycons. Thew new ones look like they're trying too hard to look like a grown-up version.
Based.
Can't wait to play Mario Kart and DK this summer
and exclusive?
all of them ever
got the time off work for both release day and Friday
getting the Mario Kart bundle, Bravely Default digital
excited for the GC games, especially Wind Waker
excited for the Pokemon Violet patch
These two weeks are gonna be so fucking slow man, I'm so excited.
Because this is the most mechanically advanced Mario kart yet, and Mario kart has always been a system sellers for Nintendo. Sorry you din't like arcade racer anon, but most tendies do.
Nobody told you to do anything
Games will come as they always did.
So why buy one at launch idiot lmao
no elongated mouth
One job
I want to upgrade from my old Switch and get the free patches for its games, give me an excuse to finally sit down with something that has a worthwhile kickstand and actually play them. It's not about the Switch 2 games to me: it's about earning a Switch that wasn't a gift and then passing my old one down to my niece once she's not gonna break it like the spastic 4 year old she is.
Is there any way to make Goldeneye on Switch not feel like dogshit without using an N64 controller?
Have you tried this one?
bros i fucking missed the pre-order window and i have work on release day so i can't stand in line outside for any extra units
watch a bunch of reaction videos
people shocked at how soon the launch is
BUT IT'S STILL NOT HERE
Switch 2 is going to have zero review units.
We are getting the same experience as the reviewers.
Kinda ironic that all the kids who bought a Switch 1 at launch are now old enough to post here. Doesn’t feel like it was that long ago but it does
tfw I got my pre-order in and PTO for the entire launch week
feel bad for you tho anon, hopefully you will get a switch 2 soon
Yeah, you can
youtu.be
Man, this configures things on a system-wide level. Seriously hope the per-app configs become a standard to unfuck this shonky bullshit.
It was bad enough waiting for BOTW but at least I got that at launch. Now I gotta wait 5-6 extra days because of shipping! Everyon's gonna play MK before me! It's not fair!
lah mao.
360p in 2025 issue
Old game patches sold for a premium
Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
Paid demo software
Brick on demand issue
$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
Cartridges not having the game issue
OVERPRICED issue
Fuck I could go on..... brace yourselves, we're witnessing their last and final console anons, it won't be pretty.
Why does this get me hard?
11 days until the ultimate gaming. The power of ps5 on the go
*also on Switch 1
b-b-but Donk-
Don't care about nu-DK.
Mechanically advanced lmao good one retard
The new direction makes sense since parents are notbuying this one for their kids due to price
The biggest problem of the old Joycons besides their potentiometer sticks was literally that they were child-sized, plastic-looking and delicate ass overpriced toys. I'd rather take "grown-up" than what these old things were.
a little over a week left
only new game is Marlo Cart
I don't like Marlo in general
dong comes a month after
metroid is half-a-year away
What a shit show.
And paid demo... They really are out of their mind. I feel like I should HODL until they announce OLED version. But launch version maybe susceptible to easy hacking...
Anyway, what brand memory card are you getting, anon? I know lexar, some folks at work have their thumbdrives, but I've never seen their sd cards. Are they serviceable?
Seriously, when are the 1, 1.5, and 2 tb micro Sd express cards coming out? Please someone give me a estimate
Don't care about nu-DK
Why are oldDKsnoys so putrid? Like imagine pretending you don't about a new dk game just to promote a point.
I don't like Marlo in general
then fuck off, you don't like Nintendo.
parents won't buy the sequel to the thing that kept their kids busy for nearly a decade
You underestimate the lengths people will go to in order to not parent their kids. It's going to sell out come Christmas time.
I’m waiting for Sandisk and Samsung to make their 1+ tb cards, I’ve heard some bad things about Lexar
I just updated my Atmosphere and whatnot, recommend me some Switch games to play before the Switch 2 releases, non-exclusives are fine too
Mario Shart and Dindu Kong
I don't fucking care.
Why is time speeding up
Stop noticing goy, go back to work
Was the 8D Booster Pack worth it?
oldDKsnoys
cubesnoys
OOTsnoys
Holy fuck shut up
nintendo makes their own news app
journalists are unable to review the switch 2 early
I love how much nintendo hates journo trannies
can't wait to bounce all over niggas (niggas means niggers) in less than two weeks
It will be fun to see people whine about getting defected units and wont get the money back.
Can't wait to see all the youtube videos of consoles screeching or whatever other wacky "launch features" they manage to pack in. And they won't even be able to get a replacement from Nintendo since it'll be sold out.
I'm hoping to see another fat guy whining the joycons are too small for his fat hands situation lol
Mario Sha-- ACK
Nobody asked faggot. Jesus you sound like an absolute autistic fucking loser.
y u so mad
Im not really interested in MK but Im buying it to play trough zelda TOTK, DK in a month, and metroid when it comes out
The post he was replying to did ask
why are brownnoids seething so hard about everything nintendo related I don't get it
still no email from Amazon for the invitation to purchase
Thank GOD Nintendo fixed this on the Switch 2, because I gave up playing N64 games on the Switch.
where do you think a lot of the supply currently is? Do you think things are on currently in walmart/best buy/amazon etc warehouses?
Not taking paid time off.
Better for that kid to have a controller in his hand rather than a cellphone.
tranny samefagging this hard
Amazon isn't selling it at all because they are still having a huge bitchfit with Nintendo. They never took pre-orders. There are articles out that claim Nintendo has parts right now for 20 million units, but not all of them are assembled. So figure they probably have at least 4-5 million units ready for launch, maybe more.
Anyone got that image of the guy saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE" at the kid playing his Switch 2
preorders below 750k globally
panic behind the scenes
It's gonna make the wiiu look like a success by comparison. This isn't the 3ds 2, or even the wiiu 2. This is the virtual boy 2. I can't wait.
I stopped playing my Switch recently. Mostly fatigue from mowing the yard with a shitty push mower. But I really want to play Switch 1 games on Switch 2.
I'm a simple man, I just want the Granblue games on Switch 2
Still running with that cope, huh?
You're the one coping
360p
cartridges are all scams with you forced to download anyways
No thanks
Kinda sucks for every launch game that isn't Mario Kart though.