Why do (you) hate gacha?

why do (you) hate gacha?
just don't spend any money, its that shrimple

A fool and his money is easily parted

Success breeds jealousy

the only proper way to engage with gacha is to buy the figures and masturbate to the rul34

I was half expecting you to finish the sentence with hotglue

The problem is I have a below average penis and am into SPH

Made for *calculates my calculator* putting their boobs on my face

this but my face

This bitch needs to be breed by a black man.

Luv me some bored, hot women. Impeccable taste, faggot.

Wait a minute, that's a penis

just don't spend any money

then it's just a game that's trying to cuck me every time I play it

oh do you like that character? maybe you can roll for her in 3 months if you grind every day

oh do you want to grind for that weapon? too bad, you can only get resources for it on Tuesday

oh do you want to run that dungeon? sorry, you depleted your energy for today, come back tomorrow

Fuck that. I can enjoy the porn without actually playing it.
Btw do you guys know any gacha-like games that are not gacha?

and what are gacha-like games?

The optimal way to play gacha games is to ignore the game entirely and simply search for character fanart.

Like, imagine a game like a gacha but with no monetization tactics, with better access to characters but where you still have to grind for stuff.

but no one is acting horny here

not my fault if someone is moving their hand up and down repeatedly

I don't think anon is a pervert considering they willingly dress like this for us.

It's okay if their pants get a little tighter from browsing this thread right

character collecting game

way to obtain characters is through gambling

limited playtime to earn gambling currency

or waste life savings to afford enough gambling currency to get the character you want

it's the formula for pure and utter trash

They just went ball and made her do a tit job

Diligently play the game for 3 months

Save up all your currency

Limited banner finally arrives with the character you've wanted to build a team around

Use all your currency

Max out your pity

Lose your 50/50 coin flip

Months of diligent playtime completely wasted

And obviously before the 50/50 existed this story was way worse. I still think about the first Jalter banner in FGO sometimes.

Big boobes

AL is based

If anything I'd encourage them to continue on that direction

It always had some really nice girls.
It's a good direction but i'm not sure how many times they can get away with it.

gacha girls owe me findom

Recommend me a gacha

If you must:
Wuthering Waves, ZZZ, or Reverse 1999.

This is the police!
Hands up dick out!

why do (you) hate gacha?

BECAUSE KIM "KIMMY" JIHOON LOVES FATE SO MUCH HE DECIDED TO MAKE A GACHA AND THOUGHT IT WAS SO GOOD THAT HE SAID THEY ARE GOING TO WORK ON IT AND IT ALONE FOR TEN YEARS. THE GAME IS NOT FUN. IT IS FUNDAMENTALLY GARBAGE AND 97% OF THE GAMEPLAY IS HITTING THE WINRATE BUTTON BECAUSE YOU BARELY HAVE STRATEGIC OPTIONS. THE 3% OF THE GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO THINK AND STRATEGIZE IS PRETTY NICE IT REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME THEY MADE A REAL FUCKING GAME THAT DIDNT MAKE ME WANT TO BURN KIMMY'S STUPID CAFE DOWN. I WILL INFILTRATE HIS COMPANY AS A CG ARTIST AND HIDE FINGER PINCHING EVERYWHERE TO SUMMON THE REAL LIFE SWEEPERS (KOREAN "MEN") TO DESTROY PROJECT MOON. THEY MUST SUFFER AS I HAVE

Wuwa yes, zzzlop no, mihomo is shit

yes officer! but im no criminal, i just like gacha girls!

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the police is already involved dont worry

carry on with what exactly?

I have a pantyhose addiction and that skin makes me so happy

i hate gacha because it has too many hot girls and i always end up generating them in my slop

hates MHY

support wulmao waves

Revenue. Enough said. Stay mad.

gacha discussion

one that has a lot of hand movement?

Honestly how many anons are jorking it right now?

None obviously, this is a family friendly thread

pantyhose addiction

sounds dangerous

Yeah, right.

What's wrong anon, you got something to share?

Why are all the boats so big...

Why are you small

Sadly I don't, I love these threads but I never save any of the pics posted

i cant decide whether i should play wuwa or genshin.. i just started both
i can't fully enjoy genshins combat but the exploration etc is better in genehin
tough...

I'm not a retarded incel weeb pedo.

dick out!

b-but this is a blue board officer!

mandatory weapon inspection

How do we feel about the real life women who are also trying to milk gacha cucks of their money?

It doesn´t matter if you are retarded or deformed. Nothing stops you to be able to play.

Bad gameplay.

trying to milk gacha cucks of their money

based

real life women

no

The same: If you pay for, you are retarded

It's too dangerous to leave you alone with such a huge weapon

wait what trick?

Too many boats, have a bunny king.

What do we think about cleopatra?

Will she let me watch?

Delicious chocolate boat made specifically for me

All the better to win over a commander's attention

Those are some thick paddings on her

Very. Not looking for a cure though.

What is going on in this thread??

botes appreciation

ERP

Those are some thick paddings on her

It's necessary protect her against Italian navel guns.

Nothing to see here, just normal discussion and appreciation for botes

Horny posting.
There looks like there might have been the beginnings of gachawar posting but it was drowned out by horny.

Nice digits for a based pantyhose anon. Have another Taihou

jerking off to big ol' bote blockers

Don't worry, it's nothing bad.

pleasseeeeee

gay phone sex

Hmmm I don't think that's allowed, for multiple reasons

Fuck off beggar

Isn't it obvious, we're discussing boats

Nice Karin. The world needs more.

I WILL INFILTRATE HIS COMPANY AS A CG ARTIST AND HIDE FINGER PINCHING EVERYWHERE TO SUMMON THE REAL LIFE SWEEPERS (KOREAN "MEN") TO DESTROY PROJECT MOON.

discord link sis

Oh my that's bad, you should quickly remove your undies
Won't want a stain there right

nu uh, I'm way too sensitive for this kind of stuff
o-okay... I guess that's true...

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Is your premium currency still leaking out? It could be at full capacity

Yeah it still is..

It could be at full capacity

That's maybe it..? I haven't.. summoned.. in a while, so maybe that's why it's like this

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Oh no~ there happens to be a way to grind more premium currency.

Nta but do you have a tag, cutie?
Looks like someone needs to help you with summoning

Kill yourself beggar

/trash
I'll see you there.

Which thread?

Why, by doing your proper daily activities of course! It's the best use of all those stamina points and closest equivalents.

Just choose one. Boats are popular for obvious reasons. If it's not me, I'm sure some anon will help you.

Gachas arent real games bevause tje game aspect is built around the Gacha system. Its like saying going to the Pachinko Parlor is like watching a movie/anime because they play videos of anime while you play.

It represents everything that is wrong with the modern socioeconomics. Exploitation of desire for the sake of enrichment at the expense of everything else. I'm spending neither money nor time on it.

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I never put this together until now, but Rio=Taihou. Both are crazy in their own way and yes, I stopped reading BAs story after the game club arc.

As much as I love boats, this bread needs more BA

Translation; I don't like it so I'm going to project societal problems onto it because I can't formulate an argument

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I'm 3 hours into no-fap but you anons are making it very difficult

close the thread retard

In gambling the house always wins. Here, the difference is that the infinitesmall chance of winning big is not even present. You have to be an absolute sucker to pay for an animated PNG accompanied by a handful of voice lines and then, a couple years later, end of service is announced and you won't even have that, having spent hundreds of dollars on it. How is that not endemic of the currently existing issues of "You will own nothing"?

Duty done twice

Should I? I can try it, until my currency leaking problem is solved... I'm grinding a bit right now to help with it...
Yeah! I'll be sure to manage my stamina crefully..!

In gambling

You equate gacha with real gambling. The resemblance is superficial. There have been many, many mechanics and concessions made (mostly in thanks to Monkeygate) that mitigate the truly random aspect. Gacha's pity/spark systems have effectively become indistinguishable from a battlepass system, you just have grind the game before the pass drops.

having spent hundreds of dollars on it

And you fallaciously assume that everyone who plays spends inordinate amount of money on it. In the long haul, most gachas end up being cheaper than an MMO sub or a $70-80 dollar game that gives you 12 hours of content even if you do spend. Just because you can whale on a game doesn't mean you have to.

I don't hate gacha, I just hate daily missions. I also don't spend any money whenever I do play one.

Three hours means nothing. I'm confident anon can recover.

Well the thing with battlepass is you literally do it and you're guaranteed to get everything on it
For gacha, there is no guarantee and characters may only run yearly if they ever do again

You should definitely, all those built-up stamina points will go to waste otherwise!

For gacha, there is no guarantee

Except for the character at the end that is literally guaranteed.

and characters may only run yearly if they ever do again

Depends on the gacha, but your claim only makes it resemble a battlepass even more considering how many live service games have limited skins or whatever the significant reward at the end is.

Live service games, so the moment the company that holds the IP goes under, the servers are shutdown and all of your progress will be gone.

Dailies system that tries to encourage you to come back and eventually programs your brain into playing the game as part of your routine, and even giving you a chance to develop withdrawal syndrome.

Progression usually needs grind

If there are PvP systems and mechanics it usually boils down to who has grinded or got materials the most. The skill in contest here is not reaction speed, but general strategies, material collection and optimization (which is fucking boring unless you are into stroking yourself at the thought you won againest a faceless nobody with a nickname who doesn't even care or doesn't even realise that you exist).

Depending on the game, you might be forced to interact with other retards.

Even ignoring all the issue about gambling for gifs and pngs and releasing it to weak willed gambling addicts, children, and lonely people with lack of human contact, i got to admit that there is a lot wrong with not just this kind of monetization system, but pretty much the general outline of what encompasses the general idea of a gacha game.
Its the game you came looking for fun, then it just becomes the equivalent to tired parents of turning on the tv just to be mildly entertained without having to use your brain for a few minutes, only to occasionally use your brain when you find a small piece of excitement over something meaningless, the go back to have your mind idling for a bit.
Its mildly entertaining at best, but not fully fun (unless you are horny and want to wank a bit).

I'm using my stamina really slow and controlled, but even then, I don't think I have enough stamina to last me all that long...

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The money means nothing to me.
I hate Gatcha because...
- It requires a constant internet connection.
- Big parts of the content are IRL time-based, meaning I can't go at my own pace.
- It has a progression system that's based almost entirely around luck.
- The games are never finished when they release. They are made with the intent of constant updates.

Simply put, I hate gatcha because you are always subservient to the game if you want to play it, rather then the other way around.
Show me a gatcha that doesn't do any of this shit and I'd probably like it.

Not reading that wall of text. I'm sure anon made some good points for further discussion. But let me ciuter with some gacha tits.

Gachafags are mentally ill

Didn't you know? almost everyone has been through or has some sort of mental illness. The fact that you're in this site alone already makes you one.

Err Mahjong Soul?

I see botes I must post botes
simple as

That's okay too! Slowly planning out what to grind is good, but sometimes you just want to dump all that stamina in one go. So make sure you drain it all well!

Kill yourself, subhuman nigger.

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Nothing wrong with some wanting to milk and others getting milked

Post Shinano, she is essentially perfect in every way.

Other than her massive hull, what do you like about her?

I don't know how to make a boat joke about her long hair and red eyes so i won't make any i'm afraid.

This is the perfect skin that has ever been released in a gacha and hasn't been topped to this day. The perfect combination of slutty and classy. Hiding all the naughty bits so as to not get in trouble yet keeping no secrets and leaving nothing to the imagination. The perfect dress to parade her around like a status symbol, to show off that you put lots of money into her to make her look this hot as is fitting with the theme of gachas.

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Red eyes

Did you mean Taihou and not Shinano? They're both CVs, sure. But Taihou was an armoured carrier, and Shinano was meant to be a BB of the Yamato class. And tits or something. Boat tits are the best.

tfw you hear a gachafag say the game they're shilling is actually really generous to F2P players

Yes, and it still bugs me that there's almost no reason to put her in a fleet because she's just that boring mechanically.

why do (you) hate gacha?

Because it's not real gaming, It's gambling.

hits weed pen

gacha games, aren't like, real games because they have like random shit and predatory stuff

boots up World of Warcraft

WoW is a real game, unlike your gachashit

She's not meant to fight, she's a dockqueen meant to sit in your port and look sexy. Like an expensive yacht, you don't actually want to make her work and potentially get her dirty, you just want to admire it.

Probably, but it's an excuse to post more boats. So I'm okay with being wrong.

WoW is a real game

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Any excuse is good when it comes to posting boats.
And Shinano is pretty cute too.

Admire her from afar while all those dirty dock workers conduct maintenance on her? I refuse.

But I like Gachas and dont mind spending money on them
Granted I only play one at a time, and currently for the last year it's been Blue Archive

if you don't spend money the game is built on timegated daily task chores you repeat rather than any skill the player may have, and those chores themselves also require no skill

barely sfw

But anon, skirting the nsfw line that's how these games successfully milk gacha addicts. We're just discussing the details here.

Never felt that way, maybe because I never played or tried hoyo games. But so far, I'm invested enough in the character and story to give 15 mins of my day to the gacha that I'm playing.

I just love how slutty she looks in that dress.

I hate gacha because it's the equivalent of a constant cocktease. When are we finally getting some pregnancy content hm? When am I going to see those tits in full glory? How about full-on animated make out sessions? Or just about anything that involves some physical romance and is acknowledged by NPCs in the universe?

I can't play it as much as I want or set it down for as long as I want if I want to get certain content let alone all of it.

Just woke up from my nap and this bote is glaring at me. Again...

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She had an incredibly small complement of planes for her displacement and was too slow to keep up with the rest of the fleet. Now, to be fair, the planes she was supposed to get were pretty good, particularly the reppuu, but they only ever made 9 of those so it's likely that she would have ended up with some model 21s instead. She was a fat fuck that burned bunker oil at a prodigious rate and had a crew of 2200. For comparison, Zuikaki had a much larger aircraft reserve, higher speed, and smaller crew. Shinano would have been a liability in any respectable surface operations and wouldn't really have brought a decisive element in the post-battleship world due to having so little hangar space. But damn, her voice is good and I love foxes.

The game you're looking for is called Last Origin and there are multiple very good reasons why nobody talks about it.

Did you know that there is always at least one lurker enjoying threads like this one?

filthy pervert, enjoying gacha sluts without participating like he's window shopping

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Of course not, but i hope you are having fun either way.
Maybe they are just too shy sometimes.

I'm lurking a bunch of threads rn

Why is Brem like this?

well i am, although slow and gently. i hope you're enjoying yourself too anon.

Damn, I love Bremerton.

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