Someone wrote down "then a fridge falls on spiderman and knocks him" in a script and thought it was good

Someone wrote down "then a fridge falls on spiderman and knocks him" in a script and thought it was good.

Clearly that fridge got bit by a radioactive ice cube and became Super-Fridge.

Actually it was improv by the motion capture actor. He just suddenly did it and they kept it in the game

Spider-man fridge versus dragon ball door, who's winning?

Americans on charge of power levels

First day?

We're going to keep humiliating Peter until you're ready to delete him from your memories and accept Miles as Spider-Man.

This can end whenever you want it to. You know what to do.

that one autistic guy at work

"MEMBER IN SPIDERVERSE THE PIG SPIDERMAN WAS A SPIDER BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE PIG, HAHA I BET NO ONE CAUGHT THAT. "

They love dragging Pete down

MJ is stronger than Venom, Peter, and fake black Peter

dragout fight in a house that emphasizes spiderman being knocked around a bit

have a fridge falling on him after a blow be a momentary impedance

Would this really be a problem if you didn't hate the game?

Just forget about Peter and accept Miles as Spider-Man.

Imagine the amount of sex they have

On my way to watch spider man 1-2 by Sam again thanks for reminding me.

Let's give MJ the Venom Symbiote

the one who caused Pete to slap here around

It also raped Black Cat

At this point I assume they hate Parker.

Kek Paul is now a permanent side character

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At this point I assume they hate Parker.

Anon im sorry but if you just assume at this point then you might suffer from profound mental retardation. Its clear they despise Peter.

I really dont get why people get so hung up about this. Remember those big mats in school gyms? you can easily lift them alone, they are not heavy, jsut big and soft. If one falls on yo from behind it will still probably knock you over.

but muh spider sense!

shut up, why would it trigger? the fridge is not dangerous to him, it just knocked him off balance for a moment while he tried to get up.

I might be retarded, but I have not read a Spiderman comic since OMD.

For some goddamn reason Marvel executives are convinced (and have been for decades) that Peter Parker must always remain as a down-on-his-luck young man with no clear direction for his civilian life, and he must always be returned into that status quo in whatever retarded ways whenever it seems like he is getting too happy and stable.

people who shit talk this scene never had to move around a fridge
they are really heavy, like 50 kg, you cant just lift it easy unless you are like a bodybuilder
it makes sense that spiderman couldnt move from under it

Cool. Peter Parker is a literal super hero who can life a whole fucking car above his head.

I suspect those dumb as shit posts about a hero who's capable of lifting cars like it's nobody's business are made to keep the threads from reaching page 10.

Not excusing it but Peter constantly has mundane things happen to him in the comics that would ruin anyone's day, he's just physically powerful and agile, not tougher than steel.

It really is just about what the writer wants to happen in the scene at the end of the day.

The fridge contained Paul's chicken korma, scaling it to 12D omniversal level

It's exepect it's payback for the 'women in refrigerators' trope. Take that, chuddies

If it didn't work with Ben, it ain't working with Miles.

*****r-man

Never, fuck you and fuck zoomers

Is chicken korma, good?

Can I see fridge's stats?

It's Paul who's getting metaphorically cucked in this scene.

furidge-sama i kneeru...

Paul's existence cucks Peter

chicken korma is by far my favoite indian. If made right its a creamy chashew paste sauce and its divine

Remember, shitposting & discrediting via exaggerating "facts"/pushing narritives will always be more important to Anon Babble.

Yes. He's got a decent backstory, but ultimately he was created just to fuck with Peter so turnabout is fair play.

We need Paul in the sequel

she is holding a baby isn't she

Silly anon, it's an enema.

Someone needs to sync up that fridge kill scene from the King of the Ants movie with this

So erm it's AKSHUALLY really realistic that Spider Man get's KO'd by a fridge. Good attention to detail by Insomniac!

Is Symbiote comfy to wear?

It will drain your semen as food anon.
Don't do it.

I can live with that, if I don't have to do laundry every week.

it feels great supposedly

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That's hot

it got bit by a radioactive rolled up newspaper

Man comicslop is really the lowest form of media, isn't it?
That just looks fucking terrible man
Four panels that are basically identical with just different words
Who the fuck "drew" this and said, "yeah, this is intresting. People will be enthralled"

beats the rhino

stops speeding cars daily with pure strength to lift the car

can't lift a fridge

KEK. This is some sweet baby inc bullshit.

have you ever tried to lift a fridge? their heavy

nigga... cars weight more than 3 thousand pounds. Fridge is fucking nothing compared to cars. And Peter stops speeding cars IN THE GAME by lifting them.

there*

Ftfy

The only Spooder-Man I acknowledge

i have never tried to lift a car, but i have tried to lift a fridge. that makes spiderman relatable.

Do you know how strong a fridge is? I used to rock the one in our living room back and forth a lot, and anyway that's why I'm an only child now

that makes spiderman relatable.

You weren't bitten by a radioactive spider and got superpowers. Super strength is one of those powers that Peter got.

i wasn't bitten by a radioactive tard wrangler either, yet here i am

i wasn't bitten by a radioactive tard wrangler either, yet here i am

That's because you're the tard in this situation.

Someone on Anon Babble once wrote a fanfic where MJ chooses the Fridge over Peter or Venom

I forgot to save it

FUCK!

And you're still posting about it...

look in the archives?

if you keep talking about a bad thing then that means it was actually good...

lol

Your mind does not belong to you.

I guarantee it was written by a woman

I agree with you. It's likely written by someone from Sweet Baby Inc. They likely know nothing about spiderman's powers.

He has super strength and spidey sense. No why he would have gotten hit by that unless the writing was so bad that they needed an excuse to have mj protect peter from vemon.

No, it's not good
You're obsessed

The fridge isnt even the biggest issues, its MJ being faster than Peter and getting in the way of Venom's attack.

kek

The Symbiote thing should have never gone any further than Eddie Brock Venom and Spider-Man occasionally coming to an uneasy truce in order to team up against Carnage.

I was just listening to a video early where someone described it as “The Last Jedi of Marvel Comics”.

they are right and you are a retarded child who just wants you epic self insert to get a happy ending
but then the character is boring. just like everyone who isn't peter. want to know what perfect peter looks like?
Miles. and he's fucking boring.

Perfect peter isn't a trannychasing groidmutt, faggot

I bought my ps5 from a friend that had this Spiderman, cod mw3 on his account lol
Is it worth playing for free?
I recently played the first horizon and it was kinda good.

I mean it's not terrible. I got bored after a few hours though.

He can hold one of these full of people up with ONE HAND but a refrigerator... well that's his kryptonite

Honestly that's the problem with 90% of new "AAA" games. Even the ones without bugs get boring after few hours. I downloaded Horizon 2 on PC after playing first one and it's just boring as fuck copy paste from every other "modern" games. ZERO creativity

jump the shark

nuke the fridge

knock the fridge

nigga...
even films peter which is weak as shit can stop a fucking train
a fridge is likes a fucking car toy to him
impossible to impedes him in any ways

dude peter parker stopped the train. Some dude was doing math and shit and turn out, peter parker can bench press likes 130.000 tons
fucking 130k tons
a fridge is what, 100 kg?

I liked when Peter had Venom bond with him to protect the symbiote from all the abuse it was getting subjected to.

also OG peter parker tanked a fucking grenade in the fucking face
a fridge cant affects him at all

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I was in that thread and it was GLORIOUS. One of the best moments of /v bar none

It's like wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all

just one?

Basically yea. It did so much damage to the character of Peter Parker that people stopped liking him. No, it's not just the fact the broke up MJ and Parker. I would have been fine with that. It's how they did in and fucked Peter as a character.

Peter reveals he is Spiderman to the world, due to this Aunt May is shot and is gonna die.

The best doctors that Tony Stark could afford tells Pete that they can't do anything

Parker refuses to accept this

Goes to Reed Richards. Reed informs him there are limits to super science and he can't help

Parker refuses to accept this

Goes to Dr.Stange. Dr.Strange tells him something along the lines of "I can't help and even IF I could, I would not. This type of magic has too high of a price."

Parker refuses to accept this

He goes to check in on Aunt May. She tells him she is ready to die and wants to be with Ben again

Parker refuses to accept this

The in-universe Creator Deity, "The One Above All" himself comes down in the form of a bum to have a heart to heart with Peter. Basically begs him to allow May to die and it's all apart of the plan

Parker refuses to accept this

Mephisto, a Lord of Hell shows up and offers a deal to save May and all it will cost is his marriage(and unknown to Peter his unborn daughter). Pete accepts this deal

"With Great Power" and all that horseshit? Went right out the fucking window. Worse of all? OMD could have been an amazing story. It could have been the same story up until mephisto showed up. It should have ended with Aunt May dying with Pete missing her death by moments. Have Pete leave MJ because he wants to protect her. They would have got their single Peter Parker, gave him some major suffering, AND not turn him into a person who literally made a deal with a devil to save a old woman who wanted to go.

Without jest, one of the most retarded stories ever told by man.

In Japanese Spider-Man voice

This. Fuck mile characters.

Why is comic art so shit?

The last time Peter was actually depicted as a cool and competent hero and smart guy that almost ever girl has a crush on was Specitacular Spider-Man.
After that they first turned him into a manchidl who was the butt off every joke and then they constantly emasucalted him to make dei characters look more cooler and more heroic then him.

I remember this thread
time sure flies

dragon ball door

I’m unfamiliar with this sorcery.

Things like that don't happen by accident, anon. Instead of searching for excuses, search for the reason this cutscene played out this way.

why did it have to be a fridge

someone wrote that thinking it was a good idea

someone else approved it

people got paid to model and animate it

My problem with the scene isn't the fridge but that it forgets which character is the hero and which is the civilian, as MJ:

reacts faster than Peter

shields Peter

is doing ok after being attacked by Venom and slammed into a fridge while Peter is laid out