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Why is Vegeta constantly portrayed as an emasculated cuck now? He hasn't had a single real victory or cool moment that wasn't immediately invalidated to his name since the Android saga.

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Veggies was always a fucking cuck. Dude fucking jobs and jobs and jobs.

He hasn't had a single real victory or cool moment that wasn't immediately invalidated to his name since the Android saga.

Here is a complete list of every undisputed Vegeta win

vs Napa (a cripple)

vs Kui (a jobber)

vs Dodoria (a jobber)

vs Zarbon (who he jobbed to first)

vs Ghurd (sneak attack)

vs Jheese (completely undisputed victory)

vs #19 (completely undisputed victory)

That's it.
In the entire original series that is it.

Vegeta forever relegated to the role of being the second best so he can get the shit beat out of him so Goku looks cooler when he beats the baddies with his new form # 152

Didn't he also win vs. Imperfect Cell?

Vegeta

His name is Bejita.

He never fought first form Cell, and second form Cell was a fight that never actually concluded. He handed Cell the win by letting him transform.

I guess it only counts as a hypothetical win if he hadn't let his ego take over and let Cell transform.
He was absolutely bootyblasting him up until that point.

Vegeta is 3-0 against Goku

Vegeta wins hands-down against Goku in their first meeting on Earth, Goku is only saved from being killed by the combined forces of Gohan, Krillin, and most importantly, Yajirobe

Vegeta vs Goku in the Buu saga leads to another Vegeta win. Deception is an important part of martial arts and Goku would happily concede that Vegeta won. "B-But Super Saiyan 3!" Yeah, Goku didn't use a technique that potentially could have secured the win for him. It also could have blown out his stamina too quickly and made him lose - that's exactly why Golden Frieza lost in his first showing (Golden Frieza was explicitly more powerful than Goku and Vegeta but he couldn't keep up with the stamina drain) - Goku chose not to risk using it and that's his own fault.

Super Hero movie/arc - again, Vegeta just plain wins this fight and it's undisputed

Super/BoG establishes that SSJ2 Vegeta is more powerful than SSJ3 Goku

they give the Super Saiyan God powerup to Goku instead of Vegeta for some reason

this never made sense to me

Probably because you're Mexican

Goku didn't even want to spend the energy to fight Vegeta in the Buu saga because he knew he had to defeat Majin Buu.
The entire time he's like "Let's not fucking fight we have bigger problems" but Majin Veggie was like "buhh uhh muh pride who cares if the world blows up"

SHOW HIM WHAT FOR, AND MEAN TO BE... SUPER SAND LEGEND

Guh I'm... DEAD

aww don't cry

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Goku didn't even want to spend the energy to fight Vegeta in the Buu saga because he knew he had to defeat Majin Buu.

All the more reason he should have just gone SSJ3 and finished the fight if it was supposedly a guaranteed win

*vagina

Not necessarily guaranteed, but it would have tired them out enough that they'd have been completely fucked against Buu.

but it would have tired them out enough that they'd have been completely fucked against Buu.

Except Goku was carrying senzu beans
Vegeta even eats one immediately after knocking Goku out

won because Goku fucked himself over pushing his body past it's limits through Kaioken

won because he tricked Goku into lowering his guard

won because he physically pushes himself harder than Goku, yet they weren't allowed to use their transformations in this fight

All of his wins were either because Goku was being retarded or a handicap was being enforced. lol

why is pikachu in all the pokemon games despite being a shitmon

This is how dumb you sound

won because Goku lost

won because Goku lost

won because Goku lost

thanks for agreeing

I always thought that Vegeta was always meant to have more powerful forms pound for pound (or at least the Supers minus the God shit due to being the Royal Line or some shit) but Goku was the overall better fighter, which is part of why Vegeter was always lagging behind him.

Vegetachad here
AMA

(You)
How do you hide the smell of your massive testosterone?

How do I know if my fav vidya character is bejita-coded?

Goku has more natural talent, better instincts, better attitude, and better training (at least in his early life)
HOWEVER - Vegeta has even more determination and drive than Goku, and is ultimately smarter, a better learner, and has better control over his ki (as well as being naturally more powerful)

Whis points out this is why Ultra Instinct works for Goku but not Vegeta - Vegeta inherently can't turn off his thought process or let go of control of his ki like Goku can, and it's why Beerus helps him develop Ultra Ego instead (weaponizing his insane drive and ki control)

iirc the Yardrats also teach Vegeta a bunch of ki control techniques that Goku is simply not capable of

Make a popularity poll online. If that character is ranked #1, then it's clearly Prince Bejita IV coded

You'll just know

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He was supposed to die as a side character but they realized the fan backlash would be too much. Then he ran out of relevancy.

Kakarot ... You must... Fuck my wife

please fuck... my wife...

Worf effect

OLHA BEEM

Kekaroo
Funnyroo
CANONroo.

What would Vegeta do if he met Magus?

He got the best girl so there's that.

Vegeta has never had a "cool moment" where he wasn't immediately reminded of his place.

How short are you

Goku's seconds

Yancha's*

Oolong's thirds

vegeta... it takes a lot of courage for a prideful guy like you to beg me for help

fucking savage

YO BEJITA WHY YOU CRYZIN LIL KEK BOI!?!?!

we all had her Bejita

begitu-kun is a cuck because.................... he just is LOL!

When you marry Bulma you're just asking for that, sorry.

Why is Vegeta constantly portrayed as an emasculated cuck now?

Because it pisses you off and produces plenty of negative emotions for Lord Moloch to feed upon.

What kind of person likes Vegeta?

5'6 beta males who give all their money to Andrew Tate.

Goku..... come open your presents.

The best thing that could happen is that they both die, krillin be transfused with a mix of their blood and be given an android brain implant, then he defend the world from niggas from Space

He's not. People just shit post about him because he's unironically the only decent character in Super since Goku went full self-parody.

now

*taps sign*
*raughs*

Goodbye, Senileyama. DAIMA was uninspired trash.

Why do trannies hate Bejita so much?

That would've used up his time

Bejita is a incel cuck house-husband who married a slut. He's the iDubbz of Dragon Ball. Everyone who isn't a jeet retard hates Bejita.

He's cool tho

is there anything to like about him, he is just a joke character made to be humiliated despite being intelligent and being one of sayaian's last loyalty

He was supposed to be their chosen one, an outsider that assimilated into another society but he was treated as a joke character

There is nothing cool about being Freeza's fleshlight slave for 30 years.

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Fucking delete this image jesus christ

Which is derived from vegetable, that's a pun Toriyama made for Saiyans.

you also forgot the three times he beat goku

Shonen peaked at the Namek Arc

The only real time he beat Goku was when he turned into a giant monkey and crushed every bone in his body.

Then he immediately jobbed to Krillin, Gohan (a toddler), and a fat retard lmao!

Vegeta is a manlet so he always loses anyway. He's just constantly coping and seething because the universe is always reminding him of his place.

That's true but it doesn't change the fact that Vegeta had Goku beaten before backup rolled in.

I hate Bejita and I love to see him beaten and humiliated. I love to beat his sissy faggot ass in new games. He's such a stupid arrogant faggot its so fun to humble him and fuck his wife.

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Vegeta's only good moment is throwing an energy ball at cell

He was cool when he killed the clown robot. He promptly loses all credibility by being beaten up by a girl, but getting beaten up to hype the arc villain is Vegeta's MO.

goku being retarded is a loss bro lol!!!

bejitabros just can't stop losing

Dragon Ball sucks.

get on the treadmill latinx

because vegeta was always a spoiled loser brat, who used the powers he was born with to bully the weak. once he was defeated, he was humbled, and decided to actually work hard for the first time in his miserable life.
and yet, he still constantly fell back into his spoiled brat persona every chance he got. the only thing that kept him from chimping out and killing everyone was the fact that there were people who are stronger than him.
he is a disgusting, laughable and most importantly, pitiful character. he has a small heart, filled with nothing but hate, and the fact that he is *still* alive in the series is proof that the creator doesn't have the guts to kill him off because of his sheer popularity amongst weebs, so he turned him into a cuck to spite the retards who worship evil.

Yeah, it's pretty sad your wife is a hoe turned housewife Vegeta

And its not just me saying it, I've heard stories from Yamcha about how loose Bulma is.

What? Don't give me that look, maybe the Saiyan women are built different...

But here, its common knowledge no guy wants to marry the village bicycle.

Unless you're me or Master Roshi and you plain don't care about shagging married women

Oh yeah, me and Bulma go way back.

Only Goku hasn't had a turn with her I think.

What? I thought you knew what kind of woman Bulma really is Vegeta?

What do you mean her power level is over 9000?

The only thing she flexes is her low hanging pussy lips because of how much cock she gets

Right, right, I'll uhh...I'll leave you alone with your feelings while I get some Inguri Monguri

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Hi GAGler

.....

Why do you fuck traps?

crazy woman

I want those fuckin goku slippers

When I was much younger, I liked Vegeta more than Goku cause he was the "edgier cool guy" to Goku's generic mc personality

Bleach Live Action is really a thing

The younger brothers of the world or the people who realize that Vegeta gets shit on constantly and yet never quits or stops to doubt himself. For all of his shittiness he still is a compelling character

Vegeta is a jobber. He's there because if the threat can beat him, then it's got a shot at Goku.
And besides, in the Super Hero movie Vegeta finally gets his first win against Goku post MUI.
And I the Manga he is pretty close to replacing Beerus.

i cri evry tiem

Super Hero movie Vegeta finally gets his first win against Goku

lol nope

I the Manga

fanfic trash made 30 years later lmao!

Yeah it's kinda weird this loser is so confident in himself.

I want Karin destroy that bussy

What is his power level?

tranieren.

Any anime with a female MC is tranny shit for faggots

Why is Vegeta constantly portrayed as an emasculated cuck now? He hasn't had a single real victory or cool moment that wasn't immediately invalidated to his name since the Android saga.

This is a meme that got out of hand. Dragon Ball in general is a very vicious show, Goku doesn't even have a good win rate. If you really watched you'd know Vegeta is one of the better treated characters.

KAKAROT PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE ON MY CORPSE...ACK

who the FUCK is Ghurd and Jheese?

The Green Ginyu Ranger and the Red Ginyu Ranger

the character is too mean!

Really bitchmade post anon.

AIEEEEEE CHORIZO

Dude, Dragonball is a series that has, at it's core, always been the Goku show. The only characters I can think of that mostly stay cool and aren't TOO embarrassed is Future Trunks, despite having some fights in History of Trunks and the whole Grade 3 fiasco. Trunks has some sick as hell fights. "Our" timeline 17 and 18 are pretty protected, with their only real loses coming from Cell, the character created to just absorb them. And that is kind of it, honestly. Frieza is back on the uptick, obviously characters like Grand Zenoh, Whis, and Beerus are protected. But the "Z fighters" all, Gohan and Vegeta included only exist to make enemies look strong. Broly is one who seems to MAYBE escape just being a jobber.

It's been one of Dragonballs biggest issues in my opinion. If you are a Vegeta fan, just remember that Gohan fans exist.

グルドとジース

Bejita, please fuck my wife right in front of me!

So did the Invisible Man and Babba.

and Gohan's seen her in her underwear

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please consider that fused zamasu is goku + zamasu, and vegito is goku + vegita
you can just remove goku from both sides of the equation and therefor its just vegeta beating zamasu

Bejita married the first woman he's ever been with and gets mad when people call him a cuck.

implying Vegeta and Nappa weren't slaying mad alien pussy when they worked for Frieza

They all fucked her first too.

Vegeta was a gay raped child slave who was a fleshlight for Zarbon and Dodoria. He never saw a pussy before Slutma raped him.

/dbs/ monkey

Go back

Enraged SS2 Bejita = SSG Goku but it was only that one time.

Nappa

Cui

Guldo

Jeice

ftfy retardbro

Memes aside, we all love Bejita here.

I heard what you said about my wife...

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I don't listen to EOPs

Dude, Dragonball is a series that has, at it's core, always been the Goku show

Even that's not really right because a lot of Goku's victories came down to assists, he doesn't win a whole lot solo either.

/dbs/ chad

stay

英語ください

Yabba Dabba status?

It’s crazy how every single thing Goku fans shit talk about Bejita actually applies to Goku, and not Bejita at all.
This just seems like pure projection considering daima confirms Bejita and Bulma have an active/healthy sex life. Meanwhile Chichi gets her needs met by others seeing as she hasn’t even kissed Goku.

A Viltrumite would’ve tanked that

Goku doesn't even know what sex is, Chi-Chi rapes him and tells him it's penis training
You will never be Japanese