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Gamer freaks really demonstrated their true colors when they thought it would be funny to try and make someone lose their job over asshole devs inserting a frame perfect trick jump in the tutorial.
Seriously, man. It’s one thing to meme about bad design choices, but trying to nuke someone’s livelihood because of a dev troll moment is peak basement dweller energy. The trick jump sucked, yeah, but holy hell, it’s not a moral failing. Touch some grass and learn to cope without launching a witch hunt.
what? so it wasnt just me? wow, i knew these devs were massive cunts but jesus christ
who the FUCK uses a thumbstick for platformers
the man who lobotomized Mass Effect series
Glad the dude got fired for it. If you can't complete a simple tutorial your opinion doesn't matter.
And for everyone defending him, you're the reason why we need gatekeeping.
AIIIIIEEE LET ME GO PIGEON-SAMA, I PROMISE I WON'T MAKE ANY MORE DARK SOULS REFERENCES. NO, DON'T REPLACE ME WITH THE JOURNO AI YOU COOKED UP IN YOUR -EVIL PIGEON LABORATORY- NOOOOO MY LIVELIHOOD AIIIIEEEEEEEE
Seriously what the fuck were you meant to do at this part
It it true that this jump is frame perfect, I had some trouble with it too at first, dont know why faggots got so angry at some 56 year old who couldn't get it right at first.
i may have deleted the photo but I will never forget that twitter post some game journo made where he admitted he almost never beat any game he reviewed and most journos never do either and how they "cant be expected to" because it would take too much time and lastly how they mostly just copy each others opinions and word things differently to make it seem unique
these read exactly like funko pop reddit posts, Spacey-tier impression. nice work.
they are a GAME REVIEWER. being a GAME REVIEWER, someone who REVIEWS GAMES for a living, a person who REVIEWS GAMES about 8 hours a day, people will have certain expectations from them
ah sweet a journo hugbox thread
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
It's almost like journalism is nothing more than a job and all those people want is to get paid without giving a shit about muh integrity. Trusting more than your own judgment on video games is retarded anyway.
Yeah, and now they're losing their jobs to indians who can mass produce the same empty gibberish at no charge using ChatGPT.
When all your industry has to offer is laziness and plagiarism, it just gets replaced with laziness and plagiarism.
Young people these days would unironically prefer to listen to an AI narrator read an AI generated script that was translated from hindi by ChatGPT. Actual third worlders will do this to make TikTok and YouTube videos, and this literal garbage is actually SUPERIOR to the journalism industry because at least the indians try to keep up the facade that it isn't all fake and retarded, which western journalists barely even bother with anymore.
a person who REVIEWS GAMES about 8 hours a day
I'll bet he gave up in less than 30 minutes.
Reminds me of Jim Sterling hating on remnant cuz he couldn't get past Cthulhu
Wasn't this dude not actually a gamer but IGN made him do a video on Cuphead anyways?
I wonder how many jobs he killed by not making that jump. I bet this made millions realise that game journos are useless.
Basically ruined the jig for everyone, now they're all ai. Probably can make that jump faster, too.
no lol it was a dumb meme
not everything that happens has to be some big event
you are not part of something greater, you are just shitposting on an anime website
Who do you think you're fooling?
qrd?
Kek
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Also, samefag
A game reviewer not being able to complete a tutorial is like a painter who doesn't know what a brush is, or a firefighter who is in a bad physical condition. He lost his job because he was unfit for the position, which is the correct thing to do in this situation.
noo it wasn't important
By itself probably not, but this and other blunders probably did wonders to kill games journos to the point they are at now.
Member, the story ended with "and everyone got replaced by press text and ai" and not "and we had a good laugh and everyone kept their jobs"
yeah he was just a tech writer, didn't know the first thing about vidya, still pathetic but it's not like he was masquerading as someone who actually gave a shit
it's their fault for presenting it as a review.
person who works for IGN plays cuphead casually and sucks at the tutorial (which nobody else in the history of the planet earth failed at)
IGN presents it as a review, when it very much wasn't supposed to be
people rightfully get mad thinking the guy was not qualified to review games if he's this bad at them (which makes more sense as a LOT of reviewers unironically are this bad at games and people understandably thought this was a similar situation to stuff that happened in the past.)
takes years before people realize that the guy wasn't actually reviewing the game and everyone calms down
IGN really fucked up bad and entirely are at fault for this situation. If they just put it out as a gameplay video, it'd probably still be memed on, but people would not have been NEARLY as mad.
Yes, pretty much. Entirely IGN's fault.
Wait a minute, those instructions...
Jim Sterling
Fuck this faggot. I'm tired of them posting videos consisting of "ALL VIDEO GAMES NEED ACCESSIBILITY AND DIFFICULTY OPTIONS AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A PRIVILEGED BIGOT". As if the dumbing down of video games isn't one of the reasons why the industry is in the state it's in.
It's more fun.
You play games to have FUN, right anon?
A Jump
Yes it is.
Y Dash
Good question.
boo hoo. they are quick to heavily scrutinize people they don't understand.
ITT: Cancel culture in action.
Make no mistake, my friends. Dean Takahashi is a victim of cancel culture.
Semi-famous vtuber here and 100% this.
Just speaking for the whole gaming community to let you know that you're human garbage.
No one misses you.
Go die of a dicks pieces of ultra shit.
No one will ever love you Anon Babble-tier fuckers
nail on head
Spacey-tier impression
Only when these anons walk away like a cripple they spend the rest of their lives forgetting it was supposed to be an act
He wasn't fired, at least not for this.
Semi-famous vtuber here
so you are nobody of worth whose contributions to the human race are overwhelmingly negative.
remember when Anon Babble was asked how to get past that part of the stage?
people are replying to this obvious chatgpt response
Grim
Do people really base their purchases on what reviewers say? They're like Yelpers, anyone can post their opinions online now. Maybe back in the old days before the internet, but now you can find anything online about a game, the trailer, gameplay videos, who the devs are.
OH WOW your such a champ. Sure showed me. Kill yourself incel.
Incels like you aren't human tho
Your dick is as small as your worth. Retarded fucker.