Shill 33

check catalogue

there are literally nine (9!!) E33 sales threads

there are eight (8!!) additional random E33 threads

This is not normal. This is not organic. This is not real.

It was a good game, but it was not this good. There is no reason for a single game to have seventeen (17!!!!) different threads on the catalogue, and it is like this almost 24/7.

thank you for making the 18th e33 thread, i'll hide yours as well now

Indian queen

oy vai stop noticing goyim
-- Posted from my iPhone 6000000, Freemason HQ Tel Aviv

How old is she?

Yeah it does feels forced as fuck

are you mad nobody talks about your shit marvel slop anymore?

This is literally some overarching glowop trying to target and discredit Japanese games, only explanation I can think of

This is all queer enix's fault for cultivating an audience for their rpgs with a massive victim complex

you don't like x?

that means you must like y!!!

that's mostly how the internet works, yes.

Nah, niggas are starved for decent games.
Also it has french lolies so anon gets to gush over the game. It's gonna pass, stop sperging out.

Fuck Jahy

I don't like Marvel Slop. I haven't even watched a capeshit movie in at least 15 years. In my OP, I said that I even liked E33, I've just never seen such a blatant shill campaign before. How the fuck is there nearly twenty (20!!!!) different E33 threads?

And why don't the mods step in? The mods are known to delete video game threads simply because they don't like them. They are known to delete video game "generals" beginning 1 month after the game released... so why are there fucking TWENTY threads for E33 on the catalogue still? Delete them all except 2. A game discussion thread (i.e. a "general") and a sales thread, since they just reached that milestone.

I guess the shills did their job, because I ended up playing it. Turns out the game is just good. Not great. Not amazing. Not goty. Just good. Aren't people getting tired of this shit? Every single year now we have a new game that's overhyped as something far better than it is. Last year it was metaphor. The year before that it was baldur's gate 3. It's so incredibly obnoxious and fake.

And the retarded indie card game too

bg3 was GOTY tho, this game will be GOTY too.

You know what's not organic or real? The game selling 3.3 million in 33 days. That's so blatant you'd have to have an extremely childish mind to believe it.

bg3 was a steaming turd for mentally ill niggers

BG3 was the harrowing underdog story of a small indie dev studio who already won GotY before making a nearly identical game under a different IP. This same story structure seems to have been co-opted for E33.

Honestly this board is unusable post the shutdown, I imagine everyone like myself just posts less which means more room for bots, shills, and retards who don’t know they are talking to bots

And now allow me... to bring Final Fantasy into the discussion... for reasons.

why didn't he just go to epstien island?

It's actually a good game and better than any anime style game ever. Half of the threads are weebs seething.

Why is it that Final Fantasy 7 on the PS1 has a better story than E33?

Because people are that starved for decent and fresh games. Yes, the industry is that bad.

how can people be hyped for new stuff?!

said the faggot watching his newest faggot anime.

Half of the threads are weebs seething.

That's not what ever happens in any of the threads though. If anything, more than "weebs seething" it's "long time Final Fantasy fans who actually hate Final Fantasy" using E33 to shitpost about Final Fantasy and Square Enix.

I think the parry mechanic was poorly thought out and implemented, I don't really want to play a game with half-baked turn-based gameplay just because it's pretty when I just play a game for half the price with better gameplay.

I remember when Blue Prince was similarly hyped, now no one talks about it. Not falling for that again!

I remember when Blue Prince was similarly hyped

Nah, man, I don't think there's been any shill campaign in recent memory where there are constantly 20 fucking threads in the catalogue.

The parry mechanic is the worst part of the game. All the enemies have extreme poor telegraphing of their attacks, so all new enemies you have to let them damage you until you've memorized them. It's just poorly thought out and retarded.

I imagine everyone like myself just posts less which means more room for bots, shills, and retards who don’t know they are talking to bots

Yeah, I guess that's true. I also started posting less. I wish the alternatives had just a little bit more traffic, like when it was down. I thought that was perfect.

Baldurs gate 3 and Metaphor like that other anon said. The common thread is

there’s no icky underage romance

There’s a top down movement happening right now trying to force Japan to age up their characters

Teams of people were paid to do this and they're going to keep doing it because the money is still on the table. It probably feels a little silly now that the game has already sold millions of copies but hey they have to show that they made the posts to get paid so they're just going to keep going.

I was curious enough to catch up on the plot and it sounds very interesting but the ranting and raving including from youtubers has made me almost queasy. I don't think I was going to play it anyway but now I kind of don't want to play it. The shilling has just been too overwhelming.

Baldurs gate 3 and Metaphor like that other anon said.

Those had big shilling but I don't remember there being 20 fucking threads in the catalogue at all times.

dragon maid is old af dude

Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is 8 years old.

I genuinely hoped the hack would kill this website. If the mods don't care to remove shills and bots that destroy organic discussion, then what is the point of even coming here.

You know what, you're right, 20 is a lot. I'm checking the catalog and having trouble finding them though. Are they stealth or what? I found exactly one more E33 thread besides this one. Can you crosslink them?

They are just intensifying their efforts, it’s going hand in hand with that anti anime bill in Texas which is probably going to be challenged and upheld do further push the goal

Industry standards for AAA games are just that low.
Any game with strong marketing behind it that doesn’t launch in a completely broken state or try to instigate political outrage is practically guaranteed to succeed.

The story completely falls apart in act 3, which is sad, because it was unironically great all the way through act 1.

I'm checking the catalog and having trouble finding them though.

Can you crosslink them?

No, I am not going to spam links so that you can report me.
If you are having difficulty finding them yourself, open the catalogue and read each individual thread title one-by-one while looking at the picture for each OP.

Well, thankfully the site moderation team finally stepped in and thinned out the threads :). That being said however, stop talking about that video game so much. You like it, we get it, but give other games some spotlight as well, ok? :)
Have you considered playing Concord, my fellow video gamer? Haha! You should try it, it's really epic, for epic gamers like you! :)

and it sounds very interesting but the ranting and raving including from youtubers has made me almost queasy. I don't think I was going to play it anyway but now I kind of don't want to play it.

I'm OP. Act I was good. Act II was still good, but not as good as Act I.
Act III is just facepalm city that the shills try to pawn off as being deep when it isn't, and it's already been done before.

new anime amirite fellow intellectuals

look at my totally original 3x3 from the good old days where good stuff was already picked for me

any game that breaks through the current suffocating zeitgeist, even something like bg3 that still wears lgtbq on its sleeve is going to get promoted like crazy. that's how starved people are for a genuine videogame.

I just skimmed the catalogue, and there are at least eighteen (18!!!) E33 threads, including this one.
The crazy thing is that some of those threads aren't even the same ones that were there when I made the OP.

Good. They're still orders of magnitude better than the average Anon Babble thread.

someone discussing videogames on the videogame board? SHILL SHILL SHILL FAKE FAKE FAKE INORGANIC INORGANIC INORGANIC

what causes this mental illness?

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I only opened this thread for jahy

The plot is gnosticism which is the religion of many many people. They kind of band together and flip out in some kind of hivemind behavior when games like this or movies featuring their religion get released. There are hundreds of millions of religious and atheist people who if you look behind the curtain they're just gnostics who believe life is a dream or simulation or some kind of trap, Expedition 33 was literally made for them. I believe that's what's happening with this game. It's being treated like the greatest thing ever made by a certain group for a reason.

nothing ever happens

if a game gets spammed here its because its shills. no exceptions. there is no such thing as a good game. no one would ever make a thread about they game they like, they only make threads if they get paid for it. no exceptions. nothing ever happens

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correction: you are a shill if you aren't talking about a AAA gigaslop under the charge of absolute fellow gamers like pic related

an E33 thread died for this

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catch up on the plot and it sounds very interesting

Plots interesting
Characters are fucking paper.

Jesus Ive never met a more bland ass cast in my life.

They're literally nuking the board and then arguing with everyone who points it out. They're being paid to do this.

2 white men

Don't let HR see this pic

~20 Slop 33 threads

NOOOO IT'S NOT SHILLING

very organic post ranjesh

There are hundreds of millions of religious and atheist people who if you look behind the curtain they're just gnostics who believe life is a dream or simulation or some kind of trap, Expedition 33 was literally made for them. I believe that's what's happening with this game. It's being treated like the greatest thing ever made by a certain group for a reason.

Expedition 33 wasn't the first game to do this, and it wont be the last game to do this either. Most games that do this get shitposted, not have 20 round-the-clock shill threads dedicated to them.

no one would ever make a thread about they game they like

Yes they do, once or twice. Not 20 times when there are already 19 threads in the catalog. Anon Babble is being bent over and this has been ongoing for like a month now. Kind of sad honestly, not sure what else to say about it.

2

the one in the middle is jewish, a holocaust survivor specifically.

Game felt like it wanted to be Nier so bad it was comical.
Except without any of the weirdness so it lacked all of the appeal

The game is obviously masonic. I'm genuinely surprised this doesn't get discussed more. The guy who made it is the kid of successful businessman and got his start through nepotism.

Eh I know what you mean but what I'm saying is Expedition 33 is like "their" official game. This is like the IT game. No movie or game is going to be championed this hard for a very long time. It's not all just commercial shilling, there is also actual religious fanaticism involved here.

Game felt like it wanted to be Nier so bad it was comical.

I mean, I was totally on board. Even the music felt very Nier inspired.
Then Act III comes and it's like who the fuck even cares anymore.

Isn't it funny how right now there's a thread bitching about brown Hermione, but nobody complains about brown anime girls?

I don’t care about hairy pooper

I'm genuinely surprised this doesn't get discussed more.

I made one post about it in the Anon Babble thread back before the game had 20 Anon Babble threads at all times.
arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/523104929/#q523148504

You cannot talk about this game on Anon Babble in any meaningful capacity. It's legitimately not possible.

It was a good game

this is the part you got wrong, E33 is NOT a good game. It's just another generic rpg that nobody will give a shit in a few months

play it for her

You cannot talk about this game on Anon Babble in any meaningful capacity. It's legitimately not possible.

That's crazy to think about too. How can Anon Babble actually have a discussion about the game with 20 bot threads going at all times? It's like it's being force fed to the board and you can't decide how you take this medicine, just swallow it and wait for it to pass, and once it does you won't be able to talk about this game again because everyone will be sick to death of it.

It's funny you bring up marvel slop, when the game literally has a Thanos snap that ends up being just as impactful as the marvel movies once we learn that we can just repaint everything. What a load of shit. Way to completely ruin the stakes in this story.

It's a pretty good generic rpg.

What's funny about these paid shills is, the more they overexpose me to their game, the less likely I am to play it. I will NEVER play E33, I will NEVER play Baldur's Gate 3, I will NEVER play Palworld. Are there good things about them? Probably. But as soon as I see a paid Indian troll farm promote them, I'm out. I instantly lose interest. Sorry, not sorry. I'm a white man, I don't fall for brownoid tricks and anything brownoids promote, whether on their own or at the behest of a company, I instantly skip.

Nice post, thanks for the link.

Why does Jahy have 4 ears?

Mad weeb incel. japan lost.

is forgotten 5 hours into the game

Wow epic game truly the peak of jrpg am I right guys?

That's crazy to think about too. How can Anon Babble actually have a discussion about the game with 20 bot threads going at all times?

Yeah, Anon Babble is just a fucked up place. Everyone knows this, but the contrast between threads for shilled games and actually organic video game threads, here specifically, is enormous.

Like, if there is a game that only ever has one (1) "general" type thread in the catalogue, you can guarantee that thread is full of actual video game discussion. No shills excessively poisoning the well, just people who played the game and want to talk about the game. But then, after about a month or so, those threads start getting deleted or moved to Anon Babble for being "generals", and if people continue making those threads on Anon Babble they might even get moved to Anon Babble out of spite. That's the fate of actual video game threads on Anon Babble.

Then you have excessive shill campaigns, like Clair Obscur, and there are constantly 20 threads on the catalogue, but not a single one of them is actually talking about the game. If any of them give the air of a thread that might possibly be talking about the video game, for real, you open it and it's just a bunch of shills trying to quiet any posts that show even the slightest hints of criticism against the game. Someone can type a character-limit post talking about details of the narrative or of the gameplay, and if there is even one criticism in there, instead of people going "yeah, that sucks, I still like the game though" which is what happens in real video game threads, in these shill threads you'll have """2""" different retards trying to tell you that your criticism of the game is wrong and that you didn't actually play it.

It's just crazy. The more threads a video game has on Anon Babble, the less you are able to actually talk about it.

(You)

SMT VV mogs it easily, tho.

its shills

its the freemasons

its a gnostic conspiracy

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has become Metacritic's highest-rated game of all time, with a score of 92 from critics and a user score of 9.7, which is also potentially the highest user-rated game in Metacritic history.

What are some similar RPG's that you guys think are better than E33?

I'D RATHER BE TALKING ABOUT COOMSLOP AND WHINING ABOUT Anon BabbleSHIT! AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!

have zero plot revelancy

zero character development

This is what jrpg need...more character like the flamming faggot from FF9

EPIC!!!!###@@221!1

STOP TALKING ABOUT RECENT VIDYA AND PUSHING MY TRANIME GACHA THREADS OFF THE CATALOG YOU HECKIN CHUD!

expedition 33 that sold 3.3 million copies in 33 days is somehow not masonic

yep, Anon Babble is being raided by shills

>its shills

Yes. Obviously. No game can possibly have a constant stream of 20 "completely organic" threads on the catalogue.

its the freemasons

The guy who made it is a nepo baby. The building the studio is located in is a building owned by the nepo baby's dad. I'm not saying it's freemasons... but it could be freemasons. Either way, the posts you're responding to are about the masonic symbolism within the game itself, not that the shilling is necessary being perpetrated by freemasons. If anything, personal shilling by high ranking freemasons would be a waste of their time (probably), so if it's "freemasons", it's actually very unlikely to actually be committed firsthand by freemasons.

>its a gnostic conspiracy

Could be. I remember back in high school (~20 years ago) that people thought allegorical movies were 2deep4u and some people developed their whole identity around liking "D E E P" media. This phenomenon wouldn't really be any different. This could be "zoomer's first decent game with symbolism". Have you been in any of the threads? The narrative is literally "if you didn't like Act III, then you weren't smart enough to understand it"

I'd like to see more. I'm not well-versed enough in freemasonry, nor do I care enough to dissect this game enough to find more parallels, but I'd like to see an infographic or eventual YouTube essay detailing just how masonic this game is. I think the black-and-white cutscenes being "on-the-level" is perhaps the most relevant facet of freemasonry present in E33.

i am a gnostic masonic shill for exp33 and i do it for free. 9/10 game btw

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I miss her...

it has french lolies

16 year olds are not lolis

If you go to jail for nuttig in it, it's a loli.

No civilized country on the planet puts you in jail for nutting in a 16 year old.

Ok Achmed.

did they autosage the thread or something?

Yes lol
Stop noticing goy

Oh hey, since we're talking about Maelle, here's another piece of masonic symbolism in E33.

Did they actually?

No for some reason the page counter was just being retarded and I jumped to conclusions
Continue noticing goy

that place was invite only and they're not gonna invite chris hansen.

They're supposed to be horns, I think.

Anon Babble talks about video games

some of its users literally cannot handle that video games are being discussed and immediately assume it's an inorganic villainous plot

Lets shave her head

There is never any reason to have a constant stream of 20 concurrent threads, all about one single game. It is completely inorganic.

Everyone got done playing it so now you have to read 20 threads about pro-escapism vs anti-escapism.

At least half of the threads are just blatant shill threads. And that's being generous. It could be more like 75% of them are just shill marketing threads.

intredasting

dilate tranny

Last pity bump

Welcome to the dead internet. now get out so 44 more bots can shill gachas

TOT