Oh no it's WII U 2.0

I honestly don't think the official story of the Holocaust is true

This

There a huge 2 anon

Whatever helps you cope schizo

Nintendo had ONE JOB

Now that would've been a great name.

Oh, PS4 launch model and PS3 super slim.

These threads are super hilarious cause it shows how insecure tendies are that they have to name drop sony every time kek

I started making Vore chat bots recently. I also have a ton of futa chat bots.

DELETE THIS

I wish normies weren't that stupid

fat, so fat you are blind

Why would I need 2 switches? Just give me one.

ONE GAME

don't you have some cow shit to eat Visajeet?

It's illegal in some countries to doubt it.

They should've inverted the red and white so it's like Mario -> Fire Mario

Might've been smart to put the damn thing in a different colored box at least.

fixed*

big blubber fat man

Ohhh, a Switch 2. I thought you said you wanted a Switch too. Hope you still enjoy your birthday gift anyway Timmy.

You know this will happen to thousands of kids. Normie parents don't give enough of a shit to know what's what.

Anon, are you blind? It literally has a giant number 2.

India will never be a superpower.

Denying it sure is.

That's literally marketing

oink oink

Mmmm, nope. They still both look like cereal boxes.

Grandma buys the cheaper option for Christmas and she's completely based for that.

Nintendo wouldn't call it super nintendo switch because retards would get confused

this timeline sucks

they'll find some way to accidentally detonate a nuke on themselves before they could use it on anyone else

Is it really this easy? Just make a post like this and feast on (You)s in the most low effort way possible?
What has this website become?

The last time they tried that, their console sold less than the previous console.

has the number 2

is more expensive

They'll know it's the newer one immediately. The iPhone has been around long enough.

your grandma hates you, anon, I'm sorry to tell you this.

There will be mixups, just like the xbox one s/x and series s/x. Bigger problem is the switch 1 packaging looking far more appealing

I'm pretty sure they're the first country to sink their own submarine within 5 minutes of launching it.

I doubt this one's breaking the all time record unless we get another lockdown. Could've called it SNS and still sell 100m+ but we can't risk retardation.

nobody will complain about the mixup though, because when you tell them, "it has a 2 on the box" they will rightfully feel ashamed of how waterbrain retarded they are

710847517

trying to offtopic so thread gets deleted

snoyjeets sure are insecure.

It'll probably sell 120~130mil. I doubt it'll outsell Switch 1.

lots of jews died there... due to allied forces bombing the place

True, 2 looks like the cheaper model. Smaller packaging doesn't help either.

Anglo-exclusive problem to mishear "2" as "too" and then be retarded enough to ignore multiple context clues.

the oled box is bigger
a bigger box naturally means an upgrade over the previous product
anyone could mistake it for the switch 2

Yeah likely a 3DS to DS situation but with more success than the 3DS for the Switch 2.

Many are saying this in the year of our lord 2025

anon, did you already buy a switch 1 on accident. are you the fucking retard in this """""hypothetical""""""?

Actually I think ESLjeets would probably have that heppen to them the most.

ignore him. he (OP) is going to use any angle to try and attack the switch 2 (rationale or basic intelligence not required)

i mean, i'm in the retard thread talking to the retard as he defends the actions of retards. what gain in pretending ignorance?

Is Anon Babble really trying to overestimate normalfags?

in english, macaco

normalfags can count to 2, i promise you, the first two numbers taught in preschool are within their capabilities

Apple has normalfags fully conditioned to understand that bigger number = next product to consume

I wouldn't *count* on that, anon.

Your source on normalfags?

i've stuck my dick in one

To be fair Windows jumped from 8 to 10 too just in case because of consumer retardation.

easy fix but they can't do it because everything must be minimalistic

ROFL how many NPC's are gonna look at this and think it's just a combo pack of two Nintendo Switches

that was because windows cycles back and forth between good gens and bad gens, and they were hoping to skip the good gen that time. unfortunately windows 10 came out okish, and 11 is the worst slop they've ever fucking released

futa chat bots

Proceed

sony sisters how do we cope about ns2 being the IT console

None. Sad that this is the only angle of attack you guys have left.

shrimp dick eric be spamming the same 'ead again uh?

lol
lmao even
The NPC sheeple masses have no brains.

They should have called it the switch legacy, switch one, switch controller, switch s, switch 360, or switch click

You sound upset. Wanna talk about it?

latest futa bot was a Yoga instructor

doesn't understand the joke

gets mad instead

Or Electric Switchaloo

oh look another nintendo seethe thread lmao

The fact that you can't question it tell you that it was made up

i bet i could pass laws that would make you do some very silly things of your own volition heeheehee

OP's other bait thread was deleted because no one bought his bait

if no one's buying that means no dough to pay off janny

mfw the Switch 2 ends up being the next Wii U

Don't you start questioning all that hard work they did. Deniers have such retarded logic.

He still looks like he sucks on dog dicks for sport. Deepthroats them, even.

You have to be a complete retard to mistake this for a switch 1

It won't, it has mainline Pokemon games. That shit alone can carry the Switch 2.

Based that sounds hot

Two consoles for my sons in one package? How nice.

fucking ZA is going to be their christmas game this year, so i wouldn't count on that one just yet

chub.ai/characters/Lahn/futanari-yoga-instructor-11f8a90919d4

Shitting on ZA doing the Pokemon equivalent of Battle City

gen 10 comes out next year and Game Freak said that it was exclusive to the S2

lah mao.

360p in 2025 issue

Mandatory online connection issue

Old game patches sold for a premium

Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN

Paid demo software

Brick on demand issue

$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue

Cartridges not having the game issue

OVERPRICED issue

Fuck I could go on..... brace yourselves, we're witnessing their last and final console anons, it won't be pretty.

Why does this get me hard?

2 Nintendo Switchs?

of that i have no doubt, i'm just saying, for launch year pokemon is probably not driving that many sales

it looks so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so fucking ass. i think whoever's in charge of that project should genuinely be required to sudoku, it's insane

one [*|•]2, please

There's a giant U on the box! How could you mistake it for a Wii?

You 146 mi dog dicks to suck eric

Not simplistic enough for mutts

the biggest media franchise in the world will not drive sales

Of which only a little part of revenue comes from games.

people saying its impossible to mistake them are giving the general public way too much credit, little timmys mum isnt going to notice the 2 because she doesnt give a fuck

it's gonna cap out at 15m sales at best.

I'll be waiting for you to suck the dog dicks you promised.

Nigga Heil Hitler

No, if the fucking game isn't even out yet. If the normies don't see the game they want on the store's shelf, they sure as shit won't be buying the console either.

15 million

so it's going to sell incredibly well?

Reminder that the Wii and Wii U boxes were this dramatically different and normies still didn't know it was a different console.

old people won't be able to tell, they would think the bigger box is the new one, or that both are exactly the same

Oof.

I like how snoys act like we are still in the 90's where information isn't as easy to come by and people aren't a phone call away for clarification

t. anglo cuck

brown people post on Anon Babble

How come it's not ok to believe this and yet it's ok to be handled like cattle by jews

just go sit down already, grandma
let us handle this

retarded frognigger

They had get on par with Apple as they had Mac OS X (=10), same shit with PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.

Someone will think its two nintendo switches

Fuck you, op. Actually made me a bit angry there.

Yes, as in ¨because of consumer retardation¨.

maybe write the U like a normal letter?

this is completely different you retard
both switches are in the same position with the controller in front
the ps3 is upright while the ps4 is horizontal and the new controller in full display

where did this come from?

no u

what were they thinking

This, the problem with the Wii U was the advertising. No one even knew it existed.
There was nobody that went to the store thinking "I want to buy the Wii U" and then accidentally bought a Wii. The box design doesn't matter. Apple just release every upgrade in a box that says "iPhone" and no one accidentally gets a 12 instead of the 16

Anon Babble seems to be living in the reality where people can just walk up and grab a switch 2 and they don't have to speak to an employee to even get one out of the case.

he's still upset over the reveal video

nintendo has no business making consoles anymore, they should go the sega route or just make a pokemon mmorpg

Nintendo has no business making consoles

is the only company not hemorrhaging money.

This but Sony and without the MMO idea.

It's obvious that these people don't go outside much lol

Screencapped.

i think you mean xbox

Snoy seething

It's gonna be fun to go back to these threads when it ends up outselling the Wii U within a year.

wants nintendo to stop making consoles and start making live service slop

holy shit shut the fuck up

if they build it tendies will come

now you know why every year post/thread quality has decreased since like idk 2019? at least here. way longer on some boards like Anon Babble but for different reasons

I would like a Switch 2 please

You want a Switch, too?

things that will only happen in my mind.

I know you retards don't go outside and talk to people but conversations don't happen like that.

it's not. realistically it was just a huge science experiment to conduct mind control experiments on the jews. after the war, america took those same austrian scientists and further conducted the same experiments on unwilling us citizens. then MK Ultra was born.

'Uhh, my grandson doesn't need to play 2 players since he doesn't have friends'

Even setting aside the big 2, the switch isn't known for its peripherals in the same way that the wii was. It was both of those things together that led to people not realizing that the wii u was a new standalone console. The switch 2 does have issues, but they're not the same ones as the wii u.

What actually happens

Boomer parent: "Hello, Do you have the new nintendo that comes with the mario game?"

*Employee goes and takes out the switch 2 MKW bundle*

Today I will impulse buy a 400 dollar device based solely off the packaging, and with no knowledge of what it is.

like they did with the Wii U virtual boy and the hundreds of nintendo games that flopped?

fpbp
/thread

this is what actually killed the Wii U

If this doesn't scream Wii U then I don't know what will.

This is what tanked THQ, because they saw success of this "game" on the Wii, so they had the bright idea to make it for the Xbox 360 and PS3. You know, a consoles with a very significantly different demographic.

Also, because most owners of Xbox 360 and PS3 also had a Wii...

Do you ever think they'll make a good Pokemon game ever again? The open world shit is cringe.

They had something going with legends but Z-A proved PLA was a fluke

Christ, you're such a fuckup in everything you do.

"symbol 2"

not writing "2" in the written name under it

Minimalism has been a disaster for every industry.

probably why his dad left him

I think I remember seeing a screencap from 2017 of someone saying almost the exact same thing with the exact same image about the Switch 1, so I think you're just having a cheeky laugh.

yeah he's copying it

Fucking retards, at least make the box black or something. And the 2 is on the logo, not on the fucking text, it still just says "NINTENDO SWITCH" AAAARGH

I think a bigger problem is that the box suggests that it's a marginal improvement rather than an entire new generation. Shit looks exactly the same and that's awful.

Those are context sensitive boxes. When you put a second one next to the first it tells the potential customers that yes indeed, this is a switch too.

More like they go to the store and ask for a present for their kid, then see the Switch is cheaper and the boxes are practically the same so they must be the same shit.

*Employee goes and takes out the knack 2 PS4 bundle*

fix'd that 4u

These bots are so weird in this place now. They very aggressively spout the most off-topic things and say the most tame newfaggot level shit I've ever seen. And everyone believes it's a real person in this thread,
creepy as fuck.

400 bucks in this economy I don't think it'll do that good. Same for any new systems. The rat race is about to break and war is needed to grease the cogs.

It's still coming out for the Switch 1, retard. For a game to drive up sales of a console, it needs to be exclusive like Mario Kart World of Bananza. Between the Switch 2's backwards compatibility and the upgrade packs, Pokemon ZA itself simply is not additional incentive for people to buy a Switch 2, and gen 10 won't be announced until February next year at the very earliest.

The PS5 would be doing very poorly right now if this was true because so many of its new games also came out on PS4 lol.

Is that even confirmed? Nintendo has a tendency to drop their old consoles real quick. If anything, Pokemon would be a great way for Nintenjews to sell more Switch 2. Especially if the console doesn't end up selling as well as they expected.

p in 2025 issue
HURR DURR

All games that were announced prior to the switch 2's reveal have a switch 1 version. A switch 2 edition was announced.

next gen pokemon game isn't even announced yet so we have no idea if it's cross gen or not but assuming how conservative GF is, they'll prob make it cross gen

I'm on phone which has auto correct my bad

I think one of the easiest and cheapest ways to get the masses to know about the switch 2 is to just have their switch 1 tell them theres a new switch 2 out. it would be annoying, but have the switch boot up to the news tab that always has it on the switch 2 being release now, get yours today! bs. all you have to do to bypass is just one more button press, but it gets the job done.

The Wii U and Wii boxes were completely different

People are just saying shit to try to will a Wii U situation into existence, really

You’re missing the point. Obviously if you go to the store to buy a “Switch 2” you’re going to be able to figure it out. The point is that this doesn’t stand out on the shelf to anyone not in the know as a new product. The Wii and the Switch 1 marketed themselves just by sitting on shelves. Switch 2 isn’t going to do that. Literally what happened with the Wii U.

they shouldve gone with superswitch.

No they weren’t. The Wii U box had the gamepad on it, but people thought it was like a Wii Fit board type gimmick.

similar colour schemes. blue and white. they'd be smart to switch from red to yellow for switch2. make it look different and fresh if you wont dare change the name. thats all that matters to goysumers

Shut up, Wavy.

Yeah buy the box with the giant '2' on it

one says 2 and the other sales olde what more do you want

lmao this

are you trying to impress me with an old Switch OLED anon?

You do realize consoles are primarily locked behind cages at retail stores? Granny asks for switch 2, and the wagie gives it to her. The box similarities won’t make much of a difference.

It's really weird, that you can't do any research about it.

There will be a very small unremarkable amount of confused retards. I think the giant 2 is sufficient. They definitely could have changed the box to something else besides red. But I think red is going to be even more prevalent for switch 2.

Nothing says the truth, like not being able to scrutinize it or go to jail.

me with my launch day Switch

You know nintendo haters ran out of straws to grasp when they have to complain about a box explicitly showing the number 2 not being clear enough to tell which is which

LET GO!

It already sorta does that with the news section on the switch. Has shit like the switch 2 direct and all the games and shit

normies IQ

Sad…

What the fuck are those fingers, ewww

The issue with the Wii U was that there were dozens of random peripherals for the Wii littering store shelves, even including a "uDraw" tablet.
Nintendo putting so much emphasis on the tablet did the opposite of differentiating it from the previous console, because the Wii had already had everything and the kitchen sink released for it.

These third world shitters are so mind broken by the switch 2, its comical.

That's...the joke...

The actual problem with the Wii U was that the Wii was already a few years into being a household dust magnet. Switch 2 will run into the same issue.

I dont think it will deter it that much but you'd think Nintendo would package it with a little more fanfare.

I also don't think the general public cares that much about Switch 2. The gimmick was cool the first time, I'm not confident people are going to be intrigued twice.

People knew, they just didn't care. "Wii 2" would have failed just as hard with the same tablet set up.

the brown subhumans are like "a Nintendo no se le compra, se le piratea..." thinking they will be able to emulate the Switch 2 in their laptops day 1.

The Switch and Wii are in completely different positions, the Wii fad had completely cratered by 2010 and the console was just limping along for the last 2 years of its life but the Switch still sold over 15 million copies last fiscal year.

Looks like you just scrutinized it and you're fine.

An ambulance.

The number of browns on Anon Babble whoose entire posting habit is shitting on games they can't run is astronomical.
Notice how there's constant threads about fantasy life with 0 shitposting?

No denuvo and can run on a fucking dell insiprion 1511

how much did the holla cost

macaco

stai zitto marylin manson
sbaraccati fuori dai coglioni e vai a mangiare un pipistrello in camera tua

Only retards will mix up the two BUT Nintendo could have at least used a different color for the new one.

delet this

Found the engagement farming twitter post OP copied because he's a dumb cunt
x.com/BeatemupsWood/status/1926439896593351046?t=xJjRKVu0-CO3FsW6Kowv3g&s=19

I have a feeling they did consider changing it to Blue but then they got a severe PTDS

You don't actually know anything about videogame history and are larping
People were not mistaking WiiU boxes for Wii boxes. Journalists and retail representatives at E3 when the WiiU was announced were left not entirely sure if the WiiU was a new system, a Wii peripheral or a DSi style upgrade. Nintendo continued to botch the messaging and never obtained any momentum, and the blue ocean Wii market they were targeting had already moved on years ago. No one was going into stores to buy a WiiU and somehow failing, the public did not know or care at all.
The vast majority of sales will be online orders, and even in retail the boxes will not be next to each other. The Switch boxes be on a bottom shelf in a corner and the Switch 2 boxes will be in forming a Mario statue in the middle of the floor with nude dancers with '2' painted on their breasts writhing around it.

based

this

flop

Grandma in charge of getting the Switch 2 for Timmy's birthday.

"Did you make sure you got the Switch 2 and not Switch 1"

"Don't worry, I got both because it wasn't even that expensive. I can't wait to see Timmy's excited face when he opens the present"

If you retards can't tell which one is the Switch 2 with the BIG ASS NUMBER 2 PLOPPED RIGHT THERE, maybe you deserve to get filtered.

You got me the switch 2, not the switch 1. I don't have a switch one what the hell am I supposed to expand upon?

They use red for switch. They can use any other color for the shitch 2. Why is Nintendo a retard?