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I have never played a video game in my life

doom dark ages
61

undertale
2

the only genuine Anon Babble anon itt

Had to give my cat subcutaneous IV fluid for a while and sometimes it'd go to his shoulder and look like this. Just one gigantic coomer tier arm flopping around until the water was absorbed, lole

I have never played a video game in my life

New Vegas
0

Halo
30

based honest posters, keep going at it

Doom 2016
7

Expedition 33
0

based and honest, same here actually

Rune factory 4
9 bodyweight
I'm at my heaviest right now though, by fall when my cut's done I'll switch to weighted pullups

also new vegas
also 0

Sand Land
-2

We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
I don't think I've ever maxed but I do 12/10/8, so maybe 15

You know, sometimes there are people who aren't bottom of the barrel weak retards. You don't have to assume is everyone is the same lowest common denominator.

Anon Babble used to have a sizeable crossover with Anon Babble due to pressuring weebs into being "strong enough to protect their waifu", and Anon Babble used to have threads about considering it like leveling up irl. There's not as much crossboard posting these days due to how popular the site's gotten but for some the sentiment is still there.

DS Dark Souls, or Death Stranding
3 palm forward, it's all fucking shoulders though, I need to do it more consistently to get back activation but the bar hurts my hands.

you have to reach failure in each set at that point

What do you mean? Should I go until failure next time?

being able to do zero pull-ups isn't even "weak" it's just mind-boggling
I can't even imagine not being able to pull myself up from a ledge, how does this even happen? I haven't worked out in my entire life. Are these people just lardasses with too much weight to pull up?

Yes, on each set.

Complete body neglect and poor diet, usually. It's not just lardasses, even skeletons will struggle

While I agree, you shouldn't compare pulling yourself up from a ledge to an actual pull-up
One has tight form, and the other is all about getting yourself up by any means, like swinging your legs, pushing off a side of a building or cliff, etc

They’re lying you fucking idiot. You think a v gaymer can do 70+ pull ups? That’s Us Marine corps tier.

Oblivion
4

the bar hurts my hands

do deadhangs

nethack
idk like 5 max lmao
might be more because i lost weight
might be less because i stopped lifting after going to the ER
be my gf

idolmaster
9001

Doom Eternal
1

Deadhangs hurt in the same way, i got soft hands boi.
Only the backs of my hands and fingers get fucked up from wrenching.

well i was in the marines so you shouldn't be too surprised

How can you just do a few?
I feel like it should either be 0 or 10+ (unless you are female)

Persona 3 FES
About 15 if it's just one set, but I couldn't do 3x15.

Factorio
20

Yes. If your fat, no matter how strong you are, you probably will not be able to do a pull up. It quite literally is the hardest bodyweight exercise for fat people. If a fat person is somewhat active, not completely sedimentary, then they will likely build a fairly sizeable amount of muscle in their legs due to having to carry around all that weight. Personally, I'm a fatass and have been all my life. As a teenager I was much thinner due to being a bit of a runner which I picked up to lose weight from being a chubby kid. As a teen and young adult I was relatively thin, but then I fattened up to OVER 300 due to a variety of reasons, but mostly deep seeded depression. Eventually I droped something like 50lbs idk but I've definitely put on some more since then. Anyways, my legs have always been tree trunks and despite having a layer of fat over them, when I flex it's almost all muscle due to carrying around all that fat. My bones are probably fucked though, but idk I drank alot of milk when I was younger, which is one of the reason i became a lardass. Today I have no problem doing workouts that require legs and when I walk or jog, the rest of my body gets tired well before my thunderthighs do. There are almost zero benefits to being fat. But one of them for me was naturally building muscle in my legs with literally zero effort beyond standing and walking around at work all day
I should lose weight more tho
Thanks for reading my blog

sedimentary

ayo this nigga photosynthesizin

Skyrim Anniversary Edition
0

this nigga so deep seeded he became a rock

quake 3
10

Factorio
0

I'll try that, sounds fun

Bloodborne

I do 15 each day, but I probably could get closer to 20

Cat, is this real?

My bones are probably fucked though

Don't fall for that meme anon, weight training makes your bones stronger

gears of war 1
39

dark souls
0

roblox
3

I hope so
I do lift weights every week, but not super heavy and not as often as I should. Im almost 30 and dont have any knee problems at all. The only thing I can think of as far as potential risk is my lower back gets sore easily. I'm gonna start internment camp fasting soon, but I have to correct my sleeping schedule first. It's all over the place currently
Also, let it be known to anons, I stopped gaining weight en masse when I started cooking for myself. I used to eat a ton of processed junk and snackfoods, nearly all of which I've stopped consuming aside from occasional popcorn and chocolate. I eat a ton more variety in vegtables, meats, grains, etc, than before and have felt healthier. Just today I made broccoli cheddar soup and it was delicious. Also, when I lost a bunch of weight, it was nearly all due to the internment dieting I did for about half a year or so. Cut down on carbs and sugars (you dont have to cut them out entirely) and increase vegetals and protein. Weightloss is pretty much that simple, speaking from experince. The only real difficult part is giving a shit to begin with desu

hyper dimension neptunia
9001

stalker
1

morrowind
used to do about 8, but busted my shoulder 5 years ago so i dont really do them anymore besides slow, underhand eccentrics.

Based

Rapelay
3000

world of warcraft: the burning crusade
12

Factorio
7
Does me weighing 130 kg make it better or worse?

Thief The Dark Project
12

It's irrelevant, everyone has to lift their own weight.

Madden 17
0

Based

Suikoden II
23

minecraft
1 (couldn't do it 4 days ago)

That's an infinity percent increase, Anon.
You're amazing.

P3FES
IDK maybe 8 on a good day

Mirror's Edge
4 real pull-ups

If I had to parkour in real life, you'd probably see a news headline about a 28 year-old who fell to his death from 3 stories.

Kingdom Hearts
9
Keep in mind I’m very much in shape it’s just that my muscle is heavier than fat, so pullups and body weight exercises in general are a poor indicator of strength. I can squat 3 pl8 and bench 215 at a bodyweight of 162lbs, I’m incredibly Anon Babble it’s just that muscle is heavy and therefore pullups are harder for me to do.
Ok, alright, maybe my shoulders suck my OHP is only 95lbs, shoulders are difficult to target and easy to tear with rotator cuff problems that’s not my fault anyone who has cannonball sized delts are doping plain and simple.

favorite game

depends on the genre

how many pullups

used to be able to do 20 just 2 years ago but i completely halted my life to become a plant
can barely do 3 now

thank you anon! my goal is making at least 3 in the next month, my arms hurt in that funny way! you are amazing

cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope

anything else, weebtroon?

Age of Empires: 2 Definitive Edition
12 pull-ups, though 10 with decent form desu

It’s difficult to even just hang on the bar not moving for too long - hand muscles just aren’t that strong so if you’re interested in strength training you also become heavy. ‘Power lifters’ frequently can not do a single pull-up despite having a great deal of strength
Calisthenics are pretty rare among young western men and the only guys with low body weight and high grip strength are rock climbers

I was going to call you a powersharter fatass but your lifts are actually quite good for your weight

expedition 33 now

in a row or in sets?
in a row about 20
in sets about 160 by now

VTMB
like 6 last i checked

boktai
i think i got to like 15 before i fucked my shoulder up so i must've been doing them wrong. now i can probably only do one

I don't know what my favourite game is anymore
I also don't know what a pull-up is, that's the one where you hang on the monkey bars right?

Except OHP and actual pullups, either he's focusing too much on BP or his body is weird

idk I drank alot of milk when I was younger, which is one of the reason i became a lardass

Milk is good for you, I don't think that's the right thing to blame here. The only negative health impact from over-drinking milk is a stomach ache. It's not easy on the digestion but the nutritional value is good, it's a body builder's choice.

Anyhow I wish you good luck thanks for the blog.

achievable natty?

Borderlands 2
idk like 4 or smth

The reason I blame the "milk" is because it was almost always coupled with cornflakes and cocopuffs which I ate at night literally a couple hours before bed while watching kinos. Cereal was my kinosnacc for a long time, so even though I had about a cup and a half every single night, it was the bowl of actual garbage and the time at which I consumed it that actually lead to me gaining weight. I dont drink much milk anymore because now I have some digestive issues. It might have been late onset lactose intolerance, though I have heard it might be casin specifically that causes me to shitbricks instead, as a lot of cheese and other dairy products, like yogurt or sour cream, also have the same effect.
Thanks for reading it bro
I wish you well in all your endeavors, too, anon
Stay gold and stay based

Skyrim
I'm a fat fuck, so only 3. If it's palm towards me, I can do at least 5.

Terraria. like 6 or something, but I have rings, I dunno if it that matters or not. I've heard ring pull-ups are harder.

skyrim fans are always fat fucking neckbeard losers, ive noticed. no offense.

with good posture and fresh? like 14-15
DRG

Pullups are my worst exercise. Honestly not even kidding maybe 4

I weigh 170lbs, do manual labor, and can't do a single pull-up. You fuckers are all lying.

Binding of Isaac
I do chin ups and my max is 8 so slightly less than that

What about the people saying 10-15?

Ogre Battle 64
0

you can most likely do at least one

Vtm: Bloodlines
8 with good form

oh wait, what grip?
close grip 14-15
wide grip I guess like 10

Diablo 2

20~

chronotrigger
0, had a shoulder reconstruction

Being able to do other exercises but not pull ups is a strong indicator that your muscle development is unbalanced. It was the case for me too when I was young. I was scrawny, I lifted only dumbells to develop biceps, I got them biceps, and yet I completely froze on the pull-up bar like it was an exercise for aliens. I did practice and diversified my activities a little and then I could. Your manual labor is probably very specific and unbalanced.

DRG

harry?

Red alert 2
14 when I used to exercise
probably could do 6 now

Killer7

idk, but I usually stop my set around 13. at my peak of doing pullups I was doing 3 sets of 13 every MWF

Nah, you gotta tell it as it is. Been doing enough exercise to keep me at a stable 77kg despite my horrible eating habits, but I wanna at least get down to 70.

minecraft

15

Total War: Warhammer III
10

FFX for nostalgia
Lost Ark for gameplay even if I'll never play it again

Like 10 or something when I tested years ago
I never cared about bodybuilding but I've done martial arts for 15 years

keep at it bro wagmi nwah

Chrono Trigger
0
I have some sort of problem in the right side of my body where I can't feel my muscles that I'm in the process of fixing with a trainer.

you should be able to do at least one or two if thats true. you are probably just a pussy and dont put in any work, or you have gone through 90% of your life without any training

pullups are not for bodybuilders

Chivalry 2
8, yes with proper descent

A Link to the Past
3...

Could sure fool me given that two of my friends are bodybuilders and it's something they talk about most
My opinion on any kind of musclebuilding is fucked. I have calisthenic rings and could do full form muscle-ups when I actually bothered working out, but I also never properly tested how many pullups I could do despite them literally being a prerequisite to muscleups. My pullup limit was always whatever my muscleup limit was

I don't play games anymore
I dunno.

two of my friends are bodybuilders and it's something they talk about most

cool anecdotical evidence, but it doesn't change the facts

How do I get rid of a flared rib? Is this just something most of us have? It's not that noticeable to others, just me.

pullups are not for bodybuilders

Of course they are...

I don't know why you're trying to start a debate with someone who clearly doesn't care about the entire scene, whether it's body-building or calisthenics or just being a faggot who likes looking at other sweaty faggots at the gym
You mean to me as little as the time it'd take me to fold you like a pretzel. Which is a couple seconds

Pavlov Shack
10

it absolutely is. its hypertrophic as fuck and a top tier backbuilder. why the fuck wouldnt a bodybuilder do it?

I can do 5 of these but I cannot go over the bar.

Where the fuck do I get good ingredients.

Is there a pull up to push up conversion? I don't go to the gym and there's nothing in my apartment that I can pull up from.

nta, but the grocery store. i eat this just about every day since im dieting. use 99% lean turkey and double the spices except chili powder where i put 1.5x as much. I eat like a kilo a day, if not more. alongside more food. 2.2kg is like 1900 cal and 210g of protein.

masonfit.com/healthy-instant-pot-turkey-chili/

then they dont count anon. Start with an easier exercise and build up instead of doing stupid shit

Because not many bodybuilders can do them and because they focus on more weight controlled, high rep exercises like lat pulldown or machine rows which can focus even more on the lats

Are GMOs fine? I was told many times growing up that most ingredients at places like Publix, Kroger, Food Lion, etc. were GMOinfested and that Whole Foods was luxury organic stuff.

no, it's not even necessary. Just say how many pushups you can do

When I search up pull-up, this is the maximum height they all go to though?

reminder, using momentum is kipping not pullup

also 0

Dark soul
2

of course it is. get a healthy diet down first, then worry about optimizing stuff like that once you've got the money for it. just going from fast or frozen food to homecooked meals will get you a long way.

Because not many bodybuilders can do them and because they focus on more weight controlled, high rep exercises like lat pulldown or machine rows which can focus even more on the lats

total bullshit that they sell in their programs or only do when they're trying to preserve muscle mass while being more injury prone during a cut. most bodybuilders built their muscle mass lifting conventional steel in moderate rep ranges. even the science based lifters like mike israetel and jeff nippard.

When I search up pull-up, this is the maximum height they all go to though?

i think you both are confused. going that height is a pullup, going over is attempting a muscle up.

Alright. Starting last year to about now, I went from 165 to 210, so I wanna go down to about 170 while also being more fit. I started working my cardio up first, I can do 45 mins with steady breathing now. I'm also trying to get my back muscles more developed since they're pretty bad.

Morrowind

4

I do weigh 300 pounds after all and have never even seen an inside of a gym so

No matter what I eat always stay in 227lb

Do 15 min cardio on the Wii

Stay the same

Fast

Stay the same

I'm ngmi

why in the fuck would there be a conversion for push ups to pullups when they train completely different parts of your body? also get yourself one of these and yes they are completely safe and stable assuming you dont have some shit american door made out of paper

Try to eat about 1800 calories and 120-150g of protein until you hit about 180, then reassess if you need to drop the calories. Focus on high fiber and high protein meals. Eat vegetables to help you stay full. Try to limit when you go over your calories by more than 100 to once every 3 or 4 weeks. Keep doing cardio. I like low impact cardio like the stationary bike or walks. Try to get that 45 minutes in atleast 3 or 4 times a week. Maybe add 5 minutes to that every few weeks or even try to get it done 5 or 6 times a week. Maybe add weightlifting when you get the urge or around 190lb. I personally think easing once or twice a week into lifting for the first few weeks is best, just to get comfortable. Try running a basic strength program like starting strength or stronglifts for a few months at 3x a week and then branch out into a split where you hit each muscle group at a lower weight like twice a week for about 9-12 sets per muscle group total (so 4 days a week).

I just threw a bunch of stuff at you, but just write it down and implement everything slowly over a long period of time. Make sure you feel comfortable before you add more stuff. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Take it from someone who went from morbidly obese to fit.

You need to be consistent for longer. Sometimes the scale wont drop for 2 weeks and then you lose a few pounds in a few days. See

15 minutes? That's it?

spoiler

Yeah, that's not gonna cut it. Wii Fit is fun but outside of the fitness trainer exercises (yoga and strength training iirc), you're not gonna be building up much activity. One 30 minute jog (a REAL one) is more effective than a whole week of 15 min Wii Sport sessions.
If you have Wii Fit U and the little thingy, that's effective for tracking progress.

It's not Wii Fit I saw 2 youtubers fail at it for a month. It was Gold's Gym Cardio Workout and it was a month also. Still nothing. Then I did another month with the jap sequel and still got nothing.

Dark soul
0

Thanks, I just put your post in my notes. Sometimes I work out with my friend and he helps me get the forms right, that's always been the first big hurdle but I can do basic dumbbell exercises and ground-based ones (push-ups, sit-ups, planks) right now so I just do what I'm consistent at. Will branch out at the points you mentioned.

Cardio, fasting, and all that stuff is ultimately just something that might lead to cutting calories. Calories are literally all that matter if all you care about is your weight. Now if you care about muscles, specifically losing fat, all that stuff, that's another layer. But if you count calories and know what you're eating, you can lose weight doing absolutely nothing.

I used to be around your weight (100 kg, down to 80 now) and although I'm actually eating decent food now, there were a few years where I was losing weight while eating the most dogshit stuff available and sitting on my ass. I lost more weight sitting on my ass and jerking off while eating sub-2k calories a day than I did in martial arts and exercising at 3k calories a day. You can eat literally nothing but chocolate all day, and as long as it's lower than your natural calorie burning rate, you'll lose weight

If you want the easiest cheat, just look into a carnivore diet. You like bacon, eggs, and cheese right? Just eat that and count the calories - and since it's mostly protein and fat, it keeps you full for longer than processed shit. You can also do keto, which is effectively the same thing because both naturally have low carbs; even bread has high fibre variants which amount to having basically 0 carbs. And because the shit isn't filled with carbs, it keeps you feeling full for longer at the same number of calories.

Once again if you want 'healthy' results there's more shit to look into. But if all you want to do is lose weight, the absolute easiest things to look into are calories, and a carnivore/keto diet facilitates it the easiest. Working out doesn't help at all if you don't know what you're eating and you're still intaking more calories than you're burning, it might just make you feel hungrier. And if you don't really look into calories, it's easy to fall into the trap of "if I just eat a small bowl instead of a big bowl of [something packed with calories], I should be fine"

jesus christ, fellow morrowbro. is you a sload my nigga? you need to get your shit sorted ASAP. lose some weight and get your ass to the gym

One more thing. When you get more into weightlifting once you've lost weight, focus on progressive overload over time. Good luck.

Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
602

You're right about a lot, but it's best to have vegetables, fruits, and beans as well since they fill you up so much. Can't feel hungry if you ate so many beans that you're bloated.

I don't know what my favorite game is. nothing immediately comes to mind when I think about it.

I have been doing push-ups to exhaustion every 2 days for 8 months and have not increased my ability whatsoever

When was the last time you had fun?

whats a game you find yourself thinking about more than anything? might say something about it being one of your favorites

I definitely agree that there should be a more varied diet, but it this is mostly the first step. I know it works because it's what worked for me and it made the mentality switch and 'passive' tracking of what I'm eating start happening
Health and variety comes after experiencing how easy it all actually is once you've passed the knowledge check, and eating bacon and eggs keeps everyone happy long enough to reach that point

Gyms fucking suck balls.
Should play VR while wearing weights. Should play flatscreen while cycling stationary exercise bicycle. Simple as

Maybe it's time to train your supporting muscles, like triceps or front delts

maybe its time to stop doing pointless exercises like push up and actually lift some weights?

Ratchet and Clank Deadlocked I guess? Played the fuck out of that with my brother.
a minute ago, while playing w40k boltgun
It's not that I dislike video games but I enjoy every one to an extend where nothing really stands out to me as "the best". I can think of the worst but not the best.

15 years

Newfag

A lot of truth. I think those diets are more simple rather than easy imo though. And trust me, I can easily eat over my daily calories in eggs and bacon lol.

Sims 3
2

why? you just go in with some earbuds, go nuts for 45 min and go home and do that 3 times a week. its not asking for much. im big into lifting and am in and out that fast (except i go 4 times a week). you really dont need much more and i still have time for morrowind :)

Gyms suck because minimum wagers are too desperate for a tip, while denizens want respect in attention, or deference.
If I can do at home, then I do at home.
Anyways, I don't know of a gym where people LAN VR while wearing weights. Imagine holding a Valve Deck, or a Switch 2 while in some gyms? Laughed at.

Honestly, I lost tons of weight from blade and sorcery, thrill of the fight, and dragon fist

Congratulations on your weight loss.
Wearing wrist weights means a somewhat slow, or predictable movement. Heavier weight means more muscle growth.
Been playing Pavlov VR and Pavlov Shack while wearing wrist weights. Started at one and a half pounds each wrist. After a few months I wore five pounds each wrist. Just recently, only five months ago, I started wearing ten pounds each wrist.

God Hand
Barely 3
Push ups are better and more fun

I tried Beat Saber with 5lb weights, I can play most of the songs now on hard.

Five pounds are impressive. Honest muscle growth.

Yakuza 2
Idk I haven't tried. I'll start hitting the gym next week.

It's on the shoulders mostly, I need something else for arms and chest now.

I actually threw my shoulder out when I tried to KO the final boss of thrill of the fight like 2 years ago lol. Thank you for the congratulations and good luck with your own physical goals. I made my best lifting gains at home with adjustable dumbells actually. Cutting at the moment after bulking to 186 over the past year. Down 16 pounds and about 13 more to go. I mostly just bike while I game nowadays for weight loss.

i try to do pull up on this and broke the door trim bit

/vfit/, how do I deal with blisters when running? Mainly getting them on the pad of my feet and the side of the joint at the big toe.

Push ups are better and more fun

wrong

based fatass

Take the gymnastics ring pill

Push ups are the worst thing ever made

fix your shoes for starters. take up spinning until they heal.

Running won't make you grow muscles bro, I've tried and I just got skinny. I'm sad now.

danganronpa v3
zero
idk how all of you normal people make exercise look so easy.

Don't slam your feet, don't drag em either.

Shadow of the Colossus
16

install pull up bar in your room

if you can't do a single pull up, start with negative pull ups (look it up)

every time you get up from your chair, do 10 negative pull ups

do this every day until you can do 1 perfect pull up (no kipping, no jumping)

now you're ready for the "pull up tax" (same as before, you get up from your chair, you do 1 pull up)

when doing just 1 feels like too little, you do 2, and then you do 3, and so on and so forth

that's all there is to it, it might be easier if you're not morbidly obese