Comfy Switch 2 Thread

MKW
Switch2 Welcome Tour
NSO Expansion for Gamecube emulation

Charging $2 just to upgrade if you have the original version

No one should get this

preorders below 750k globally

panic behind the scenes

Lol, what is there to be comfy about?

snoyim seething

You have already chosen your pitiful end

My *insert store name here* has exactly 65 units, so the first 65 people will get one. I actually feel like that's a lot. I wonder how many Best Buy or Gamestop is getting? I figured Best Buy would easily have over 100+ units.

Retail stores NEED to limit it to ONE per customer. There is no reason to let someone come in and buy five, ten, twenty units, especially ugly ass retarded suburban mom karens who think they can make a fortune flipping them.

PS5 upgrades are usually $10

I got my pre order in a month ago

still seething

NO ONE is buying

He’s paying $10 for a tech demo

Explain yourself

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It is dumb it's not just free at that point to reduce confusion.

False

You're delusional if you don't think there will be LINES of people outside major retail stores on June 5th at the crack of dawn. We're probably gonna have people camping outside the doors and sleeping in the parking lot in their cars.

There wont. You are the delusional one. You have no truth. I have all the truth.

I'm set because I got the Mario kart bundle and I'll also be playing the free performance update for Pokémon Scarlet.

Also be jaming out on some SoulCalibur 2.

Mario Kart via bundle

RMX Fusion

Bravely Default (won't play for months but sister in law likes RPG's so will family share with brother's Switch 2.)

GameCube NSO games.

Pokemon died for me with dexit but maybe I'll grab Violet with the patch.

No, I have all the truth, Larry. I'm better than you.

Performance Update

Pokemon Scarlet

What update? A 60 FPS update? The game will still look like gamecube slop because they can't make a Pokemon game with sleek visuals.

False

Not sure yet
My plan for my switch 2 is to replay Mario Odyssey and Bowser's Fury.
If I finish those before Donkey Kong comes out I'll probably pick up Fantasy Life

i can't see this happening desu, i can go online right now and pre order one on the UK nintendo site and it releases in 9 or 10 days, compare this to the switch 1 and wii releases where it was literally impossible to buy one until about a year after release unless you'd had a pre order in for months

I'm going to sit out of Mario Kart World for a bit.
My main focus is Donkey Kong Bananza.

oh no not my visuals
how ever will i play a video game with "bad visuals"

DK comes out in July.

See It's fucked

There is LITERALLY no reason to drop $500 DOLLARY DOOS on it if you don't care about playing Mario or Pokemon. The only "new" games dropping on June 5th are Mario Kart: World, and DANKEY KANG BANANA RUMBLE or whatever. That's it.

Everything else is just "enhanced" versions of games that already came out that you most likely already played. If you don't like Mario Kart or DANKEY KANG, then you'll have nothing to even play on it. Only a handful of games are releasing with "performance" enhancements, it's not like EVERY Switch 1 game is immediately getting enhanced on the Switch 2.

The game won't run at 60 FPS or play at 4K unless the developers behind the game make that change for the Switch 2 version.

Better framerate is all I need from pokemon. (And uhhh... other things)

I really looking forward to eric's melty next week.

You have already chosen your pitiful end

Mario Kart World (bundle)

Bravely Default Remaster (digital)

Wind Waker

F-Zero GX

Pokemon Violet patch

is my day one plans. I could also add getting back to TotK with the upgrade, but I'll save that for the future since I've been wanting to do a Wind Waker playthrough for years and specifically put it off for a potential Switch release. Got the Thursday and Friday booked off work. Nintendo Store just took my payment, so the order process has started.

I've been so excited I've been playing a bunch of the other classics. Nearly done with Round 1 in Pokemon Stadium, unlocked Expert in Star Fox 64, played Fire Emblem Sacred Stones for the first time and finished it. I started Goldeneye yesterday too, BUT apparently they just confirmed Switch 2 patch for N64 has button remapping on a per-game basis so I might stop playing there and save that for then.

The wait is so slow but fuck, I'm excited.

DK doesnt come out until July

It's going to get more games.

Welcome to the next 8 years of the Switch 2 era.

I-it does? I thought it launched with the console, so that means Nintendofags have to wait another MONTH for a new game, so they're literally only getting ONE (1) new game when the Switch 2 launches.

Mario Kart: Worldo and that's it. HAHAHAHA that's even worse.

I literally rebought Pikmin 4 digitally just so Switch 2 memory speed will fix the loading times. Do not under estimate my autism.

Never has happened, they're always free to download, you get a ps4 game, you also get the ps5 game

yes, i am very much regretting my pre order, i would rather have had a nice trip this summer

I'm not underestimating anything. It just sounds to me like you have money to burn, and it's your money so I can't shame you for what you choose to blow it on.

A lot of retards blow their money on booze, lottery tickets, vapes, and cigarettes.

I have enough games to play already.

see

Will F-Zero GX have online multiplayer?

Switch + Mario Kart World Bundle

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour

Fantasy Life i

Tomtoc case + screen protector

1 year NSO+E[

Comfy times ahead

Given precedent with NSO games. Only with friends stream based because it's faking local play.

I didn't really care about dexit but SwSh were so shit they killed it for me regardless

Why? It’s fucking $2, how much of a broke nigga are you?

why does nintendo hate fun so much

because online multiplayer is a pain in the ass and objectively dogshit, especially now that the concept of player hosted lobbies is dead

I'm going to wait and see with this one, I could easy buy without any setbacks, but there is nothing exclusive to it yet outside Mario Kart.

- Mario Kart
- Cyberpunk (never played)
- Fortnite (never played)
- TOTK free upgrade

Also gonna play some serious Gamecube

I farted..only autist over 40 would buy this trash...fucking virgins kek

Mario Kart World Bundle

That's an $80 game and the only new game releasing on launch day.

Welcome Tour

Not even a fucking game, retard. You should be ashamed and embarassed they even charged money for it.

Fantasy Life I

Already out on consoles and PC

Case and Screen protector

And? Big fucking deal you bought accessories for it. That isn't a brag.

1 year NSO+E

A lot of people have that as well. Again, not a brag.

You're just like most Nintendofags who will sit and play Mario Kart World for 300 hours because they have nothing else to play. It was the same thing with Splatoon retards. They had nothing else to play so they just played Splatoon every night.

That's an $80 game

Nope

Not even a fucking game

False

Already out on consoles and PC

Cool

You're seething while I'm having fun!

Mario Kart

It's alright I guess

Cyberpunk

It's fun but it's been out for awhile now.

Fortnite

Hot garbage, but I don't care for battle royale everything so I'm biased.

TOTK free upgrade

Might be nice. I personally didn't like BotW or ToTK, just didn't like the "open world" approach to Zelda and didn't like how the game played/looked. The update will let it run at 60 FPS in 4K so that could be a game changer, won't look as blurry and the animations will be much smoother.

You're bragging about nothing. It's like the guy saying, "Oh I got McDonalds!" well guess what? I can go and get McDonalds right now as well, that doesn't make you special or better than anyone else.

You're absolutely seething still

its free now

Mario kart

cyberpunk

GC controller

pro controller

256gb sd card

Waiting on more case options, also curious to see how pokemon data transfers go, because I really want to play violet with the update.

They have already waited for like 2 years with no games, they will be fine.

still no registration email

missed out on preorders

only hope is a midnight release

Wow, I really hate this

Is it physical or still digital only outside of JP?

I am, but I'm sad we didn't get a physical release over here.

Famitsu sales report 0 Switch 2 sales next Thursday (because they only count the previous week)

This becomes his week-long cope talking point for a week

You know that shit is happening.

512gb SD express cards still sold out.

God damn it all. I know I wont really need one till later on, but I have no clue when they'll be back in stock.

Famitsu sales are going to be disappointing as Switch is only selling around 60k launch week there going by reports

Good chance that it's free in the west, honestly.

If Atlus/Sega announces some stuff exclusive or looks to require lots of GPU power, then I'll drive to best buy to get one.

you mean the reports that only refer to amazon? and that the 60k was all their stock?

Tendies really are the goodest of goys.

Asked local store

"We're out of preorders but we'll have plenty of stock for walk-ins"

Huh, guess I'm fine. I've never buyerized a console on launch day until now. Forum types were making me think that finding one without a preorder was going to take a miracle.

The release lineup is weak

256 will hold me for a good while with archival power.

I’m looking forward to the lifespan of the Switch 2. I’m going to be honest, nothing releasing with it has me excited enough to go buy one right away. I don’t play Mario Kart by myself or online. It’s one of those games you pull out when you have people over, and there are 5+ of them that you can play right now. In some ways the 8 Deluxe DLC ate into any hype for me. If it had been a decade since any new kart content then maybe I would have been interested in day 1.

My store said the same thing but I don't trust it
I've never actually done a midnight launch before but I assume I'll be shit out of luck. Won't kill me to give it a try though

So close bros

I really want one but I’m aware that I want it cause it’s the new shiny thing and while I could go through my immense switch backlog on the switch 2, I could also just wait until I actually need to buy it to play something exclusive to it. But at the same time I could just get it now since I’ll probably get it anyway in the next 6 months.
I don’t know what to do. I hate being financially responsible.

If you have the cash then why not. It's not like it's going to drop in price.

I was really hoping that the TOTK and BOTW "upgrades" would fix the abhorrent problems, but they don't address any of the issues. It sucks. Just a minor bump in framerate and maybe a faster loading time, but that doesn't seem like it's worth it. They didn't even fix BOTW's master mode, which is just a lazy damage sponge effect on most enemies, and TOTK? Didn't even bother with them.

Just a minor bump in framerate and maybe a faster loading time

It's outputting 4k 60fps docked and the load times are not existent.

basically every exclusive because the last nintendo console i owned was the snes. not day one though, i'll wait for whatever june sale they run.

If it's 1080p/60 handheld yes
If its 30fps no

And how does that fix any of the other problems?

That really boils down to opinion.

What problems? I played two hundred hours of TOTK and the only thing that legitimately annoyed me other than the performance was that I wasted hours looking for a horse that was already in my stable for a quest

Man I bet there are a bunch of horror stories

Literally going to be popcorn and giggles for me

what problems

Well, the uninspired and boring side quests, the filler content like the koroks and addison signs, the lack of any proper difficulty modes, the excess amount of filler items that will never see practical use, the braindead enemy AI that's too easy to cheese, and I've yet to hear if they're gonna address the obnoxious problems like vehicles despawning for no reason.

all opinions

could have sworn I bought an SD card a few weeks ago

realize I never got one

check order history, no SD card

That's a very sad outlook you have.

I really wish my vehicle didn't despawn

HOW DARE YOU, THAT'S JUST AN OPINION, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

After all the issues in this video, Switch 1 is sure to fail. Nintendo games on PS4, here we come.

switch 1 digital games will be magically fixed

you really believe this?

oh well, good thing I can just rebuild it instantly

Magically? Its a faster interface and short of hardcoded load screens it should be faster.

And it costs 0 zonaite to do so?

Nintendo Direct confirmed S1 games will reduce loading times when playing on the S2

It's literally everywhere in the depths.

And you just… believed it?

did they say only digital copies would benefit from this?

just grind for zonaite because the devs are incompetent ninnies

Yeah or should I believe in some nintendo hating schizo instead?
No?

Oh no I have to play the game! Fucking developers!

How long until Spl4toon gets announced?

If grinding = good gameplay, then Gacha games wouldn't be so unbearable.

Probably next year, I fully suspect Metroid Prime 4 will have an expansive multiplayer mode like Hunters did.

So it's literally just mario kart and dankey kang?

game journos won't getting free consoles / games for review until after launch

Lol, lmao even. I like to watch them whine.

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is there any switch 2 version of smash ultimate confirmed yet?

Nope.

You're better off waiting to get one honestly. The prices will drop after the hype dies down and more companies start manufacturing them. Almost all of my Switch 1 games are physical so I don't need the extra space anyway.

I don't play with kids toys.

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I'm probably going to buy it just because I'm bored out of my mind and have too much money I have no use for. I don't even like modern Nintendo.

Not him, but I'll be waiting until 2 terabyte cards are out (a few years?) from now.

I bought 12 of them. One for me, one for my wife, and 10 to resell for 200-300$ above MSRP :)

I got my preorder from the nintendo website. But I’m really unsure if they will be able to deliver it to me on June 5th

They won't.

There's just no point going physical anymore.

That already happened when preorders went up. Launch day won’t be like that, Black Friday shopping isn’t what it was five years ago, normies understand online now and stores don’t like putting up with stampedes so this dynamic has totally shifted.

To honest with you, I'm running out of shelf space so I try to only grab physicals of something I really like.

Pro Controller

Hundred Line

Fantasy Life

Online + Expansion Pack sub

Second hand copy of BOTW

my wallet isn't feeling too good bros...

If i can't buy from gog am not going full digital

Sure love that Nintendo has given every publisher the OK to "Switch 2 Edition" lazy re-releases.

What are the odds that there's a ton of older third party games that end up going on sale on June 5th?

I'm just going to get MKW and Fantasy Life i. I got a backlog of games to play. So I don't need too many launch titles.

There are multiple switch 1 games that I will buy if they get switch 2 upgrades but since the dev kits were kept a secret until just recently, it's going to take a while to see who does updates
hopefully most popular games will all get updates

first seven episodes

It’s joever

episode eight

We’re so back

God I hope Bloodstained gets an upgrade

With the switch 1, going physical was always better. I bought many indie games knowing I could resell the game afterwards if I enjoyed it or not. It helped physical copies became much cheaper than digital over time due to costs with housing copies on Amazon. Switch 2's new version of physical copies outside first parties sting, since the valuation of the games might be lower. Piracy is always the best way to archive games anyways.

Would Fantasy Life i be a good game to jump into after 150 hours of Xenoblade X?

It's good cozy game that doesn't demand much from the player if you're looking to wind down and chill.

Shitendo has the least reliable track record for telling the truth of ANY company, video game or otherwise

Can't wait to play TOTK again man.
I've been dying to replay it but I'm glad I waited this long.

I'm justing waiting for them to fulfill inventory. I'll get it when I get my email in however many weeks or months. It's only going to serve the same purpose as the switch did. A xenoblade console.

I just want to see some of the thought process behind the system. Thing like the interview about the improved speakers for the OLED were interesting to me from a design perspective. Yes, I have autism.

Mario Kart World

Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma

already have NSO Expansion Pack so I'll get the TOTK for free

Plus, I still haven’t finished Hundred Line yet so I'm going to be busy for a while.

You don't have a good track record to begin with. Just schizo nonsense

I've been enjoying seeing all the tantrums on this board
Here's to another 8 years of Nintendomination!

can't be free in japan, it's literally against the law

isn't free in the west, they don't want japanese users switching regions to get it for free

you're such a grown-up!

Post those day 1 purchases

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Comfy Thread

I genuinely hope the Switch 2 turns out good because I want to want it. But for now, I’m not feeling the hype, and that has more to do with a lack of satisfaction with the Switch than it does with the Switch 2 reveal. Just not a fan of the direction the company has been going for the last decade.

I fully expect the console to do well, regardless. Console warring in 2025 is pretty gay.

Don't think I'm going to get an SD card at launch. I'll just archive a bunch of games I don't play as much.

Only Mario Kart
Not a fan of this Game Key Card bullshit but if they ever get a significant sale in a year or so, maybe then I'll pick something up

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The excitement is hitting bros

so is anyone else's best buy doing a midnight release? I'm still not sure if the one near me is.

Mine is. Yours definitely should. Unless your in some podunk town.

I'm waiting for the holidays to get a Switch 2, hopefully, the MKW bundle will be extended for the holiday, or we get another worthy bundle. As far as day one when i get it

Mario Kart World

DK Banaza

Legends Z-A

whatever gets announced in the June Direct for the holidays

Right now, I'm playing Bakeru.

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Real question is:
You fags gonna grind solo Mario kart world or hop online first?
They've been real quiet about what needs to be unlocked out of the box (outside of costumes and rainbow road)
Part of me wants to enjoy the week online play before metafags ruin everything

Best to wait anyway. As time goes on the cheaper the expressSD cards are gonna become. Who knows the eshop download speed might be fixed so reinstalling games won't take all day.

I want to get it but I wish they revealed more info. This shit better be 60fps.

Go to your nearest walmart and get one of the ONN ones, they're likely just rebranded PNYs.

Character-wise it’s the mooks and costumes that require unlocking whereas all the normal characters are in from the start should I hazard a guess. As for karts/bikes picrel seems to be the starting line-up, though you unlock a new one for every 100 coins so it shouldn’t be an issue getting new ones
As for playing myself i’ll probably spend launch doing the grand prix and familiarizing myself with the open world, then hop online for the Anon Babbleeekend

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I don't like the additions of bikes. I'm going pipe frame kart only.

Online for a while I can so I can be pitted against casuals for easy wins. Then I'll stick to sp.

samefag what do you even hope to accomplish
assuming you're not delusional and just trolling, are you just a psyop to make snoys look deluded, or are you hoping to speak panic into existence? geniunely cant imagine what benefit there is to concern trolling about the sales of the switch 2 when it's obvious to be a success, it'd be like concern trolling about GTA 6 not selling well.

I bought a bunch of Switch 1 gams I plan on playing on the Switch 2 for cheap that are getting free updates for me

TOTK

skipped it but counting I was able to get it for half the price of the Switch 2 edition and I'll get the upgrade for free, it made me get it

3D World Bowsers Fury

Never bit the bullet since I had already finished 3D World on the Wii U as much as I wanted to check out Bowser's Fury. The update and cheaper price I found it made it an easy get

Echoes of Wisdom

Always wanted a Zelda playable game but couldn't get over the shitty Links Awakening remake art direction. counting one of the problems was framerate is going to be fixed on the Switch 2 , I'll finally check it out.

New Super Mario Bros U DX

Already owned it and the Luigi DLC on Wii U, but got it for cheap and it's getting an update on switch 2. I actually feel like replaying it, something I don't feel like I'd ever want to do with the "soulful" Mario Wonder game oddly enough, it was too gimmicky and doesn't lend itself to more playthroughs I guess.

Pokemon Legends 2

Rhythm Heaven

Tomodachi Life

Borderlands 4

Silksong

I'm getting the console once Pokemon releases, whenever that is. And I'm sure that more unannounced turd party games will interest me by then.

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Mario Kart World bundle

Cyberpunk 2077

CRT filters to the n64 games

DK pre ordered

Oh yeah. Its gaming time.

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add this to the collection

for a while i laughed at the snoyim crying about the redesign but damn now that i actually see it it's fucking ugly, he looks like a coward bird larping as a gorilla, that's not fucking fur, that's feathers
dont really care for this franchise/character but it feels like the crash of the titans moment for DK

lol nice falseflag

Didn't these people say that Famitsu didn't track Amazon sales, anyway?

I've already pre purchased but the lineup is very disappointing, I'm going to enjoy Mario Kart and Donkey Kong but then it's literally just Switch upgrades until Metroid Prime 4, another Switch upgrade, then next year nothing, Duskbloods looks boring, and it's 30fps, Elden Ring was legitimately bad and completely shat on the established formula which was eroded with every game anyway.

I thought Famitsu was Japanese retail?

if they didn't then PiS5 sales would be even lower than they are because that's how chinks import PiS5s