What's your favorite surreal or otherwise weird game? Bonus points if it falls into genuine schizocore territory

Try cottage cheese + sour cream + sugar for breakfast, it's better than people.

Draw Yuugi

koiFUARK

koiSHIT

Don't leave me alone...

I'm gonna touch you, my nigga

I'm lurking while slacking off in work but there is nothing particularly interesting to talk about, I don't really play schizo games

B-be gentle...

I'm at work....

hump hump hump plap plap plap plap plap uuuooogghh...

I wish I could draw even a little so I can make my dream RPGMaker games (they will all be dating sims disguised as real games)

you should have read the manual for your laundry machine, now look at you

Rape

Fifa 2012

huh

I know this is a shithou thread but Junko was pretty great.

Do it anyway, programmer art is soulful

my favorite schizo game is 4channel

Drawing request?

OL Iku

Why the FUCK is everyone at work but Merth?

I haven't said anything

loli Iku

hi merth

Has anyone purchased touhou cosplay before, been looking at a reimu outfit. I've looked around and I might go with AliExpress, wondered if anyone else has ever purchased outfits and their experiences?

hi

Make it from scratch instead, that's how we did it. Buying from someone else might be too unreliable, especially if it doesn't fit

draw Reimu at work

Thanks I have considered that, some outfits do say they have a 'male' version for crossdressing and do have appropriately measurements for male shoulders, chest, height etc. Wish I could find some locally to try on for cosplay fun.

Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by art men, and not jeet ass ai-slopping cocksuckers like ZUN. He should fucking die!

some outfits do say they have a 'male' version for crossdressing and do have appropriately measurements for male shoulders, chest, height etc

The cosplays aren't for me but I'm sure you can modify something from a thrift store

what the heck is a male chest?

I bought 2 and they looked better than the pictures on the site, also measurements are lenient enough for such tricks as chest padding (although it'll be suffocating if you wear it for a while)
However one of the pom poms on my Doremy cosplay fell off rather quickly

yukari extra cranky for some reason

I miss merth I wish he was here

What do you think about anon confessing love to you? You wouldn't just ghost him and let him down right?

Arm-chan bully seija

EMMMsneed

Junko

So when is Red's game coming out?

when you beat dlc3

Is that a new touhou?

Sanny defending herself against the online slander

Tenshi mogged by Komachi

I thought this is the Black Souls thread

Witnessed

Kagerou disguising as a human woman

Any news on RDH? If not it's back to slumber for the idiot god.

I don't care for TowHow.
I like the blue sperm hat girl.
That is all.

Her name is Meira.

my sperm getting her pregnant btw

No it's not.

Who????

blue sperm hat girl

Which one? Meira or Takane?

You mean miyoi?

Now give me COOL 2hus to draw

Mai (the blue one) is pretty cool. And her boobs are huge.

Letty

Mayumi with a spear & doll joints

Bro Meira hasn't even been relevant since the PC-98 days, you're telling me blue sperm hat girl is her? That's like calling Yuuka just "flower girl" and thinking it's Marisa.

Manzairaku

I see we're gonna have to teach you the ropes, new guy

i don't think we'll make it to 20 release bros

Darn, we're not gonna make it!
Let's speed up!
You have to (you) me if you got the reference & that you've read this message

VNanon posted progress on the Anon Babble OC thread

Good morning Anon Babblehu, i got every Soku 1cc yesterday.

On a scale from 1-10, how hard is HM?

Congrats Anon I'm very happy for you!
HM is 1. No really, it's the easiest fightan and probably the easiest 2hu game in general.
The worst part is it's insanely boring so you'll be fighting with yourself to keep yourself interest enough to finish that chart.

Floatans are easy
HM is awful & controls weird but its not hard just tedious.
ULiL & AoCF are better
AoCF has a secret difficulty above Lunatic that's taken from the secret spells from TD (Overdrive)

Sounds like proto-UDoALG. I'll give it a try soon.

AoCF has a secret difficulty above Lunatic that's taken from the secret spells from TD

Is it some weird lock-on magic again where i have to tell the game where my TD folder is or...?

Sorry the dev is busy drawing fifty billion more CGs for DRH, come back in a few centuries.

No its not like Soku to SWR bullshit to get more characters
It's just a matter of having an updated game which your game probably is (It was added in 1.1.0 but I have this version and pirated the game)

Thanks Okina. Do you know where i can find a 1cc chart with that difficulty and that doesn't call SFW "GI"?

I'm afraid you'll have to edit that manually. People tend to skip fightan 1ccs so overdrive is barely documented, i've only ever seen a single chart that actually bothered with AoCF, and since the name of Goyoku Ibun was known and used for longer than Sunken Fossil World and that, again, people tend to skip these games, it never got changed, even if it kinda dumb. It's like if the chart referred to UM as RDC because the game's japanese name translates to Rainbow Dragon Cave.
But hey, that's what the metadata tab on the bottom right corner is for. If you deleted it for more space or quirky reasons, a simple Google search will give you a blank 1cc chart to pull it from.

Gee, Anon Babblehu sure is boring today (again)

When I was redoing my chart I had to redo those manually coz the online one kinda sucks.
I cleaned it up for you hopefully you can use it

A KoiTOILET thread?
In the big '25?
It's my lucky day!

Thanks!

Koishi sliming the opps.

Koi posters owe me S E X

BOOM.

Is this a spinoff? I thought this was a metroid clone

It's got nothing to do with 2hu.
It's just a random RPG with lots of spiders.
And the dev is giga based with some of these equipped item sprites.

why are all koi posters schizo

They only pretend to be schizos

Because I crave nothing but constant unending hot steamy sex with Koishit but I'm constantly reminded she is not real real real real re

My hero seiga would never lose like this

Koibutte

Is it some weird lock-on magic again where i have to tell the game where my TD folder is or...?

It becomes available when you beat game once with every pair.

Look, just because I have tendencies to hammer a few hobo heads does NOT make me a schizo

If normalfags can demand sex from mentally unstable women then why am I a schizo when I do it?

Koishischizo vs Aliceschizo
Who would win?

Aliceschizo 100%

Koischizos are likely to have more violent tendencies and are happy individuals while Aliceschizos are usually associated with sissies and loneliness

You got no rizz

Could I get a girlfriend if I become a drawfag?

Do you think there exists a small, tiny chance that femanons lurk these threads?

We already have tewifat, god forbid there are more

If they do then they are as cold and as fat as this disgusting cold bitch.

I swear to the demiurge if I open my walls ONE MORE TIME and there is NO KOISHI inside I'm figuratively going insane

tewimom ...

No badmouthing Letty

If you could fuck one vhuanon which one would it be

juan

Any anon with a respectable 1cc chart.

You right now, bend over

Yes, I browse here daily and I look like this. How does that make you feel?

I wish you were boy

Blow the horn like the slut you are until the walls fall.

I hope you have a wonderful day