ITT: Unintentional funny vidya moments
ITT: Unintentional funny vidya moments
You're supposed to be appalled that a grown man would punch a child in the face full force.
MR BLUE SKY
PLEASE TELL US WHY
YOU HAD TO HIDE AWAY FOR
SO LONG SOOO LOONG
LOL fag
I've played more than one video game, though. Thats the tamest shit i've seen in ages, only a bitch would be even the slightest bit unnerved or impressed by that. He falls funny, therefore its comedic
A DUD!
i think it's hilarious having this big guy punch a little kid in the head full force. would the kid even survive if this happened in real life?
A DUDE!?
bringing a bow and arrow to a fist fight
Fat Geralt was the hero of the game and I stand by that statement
FUCK dex fags
Maybe, the human skull is designed to absorb blunt force trauma after millenia of conflict. If it was on grass and he didn't bounce off a garage door, he'd certainly have a big headache and maybe a concussion. But like that? He might have internal bleeding
DID YOU SAY, "NERD?"
NO RAIDEN, NODE. NOT NERD.
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I always thought that guy was doing his best to bear with unbearable sorrow.
reminds me of the video where the antifa faggot with a weapon tries to attack an unarmed chud and gets knocked out
thought
Kek. The way he lumbers over and she hits the garage door is great. Is this where that one meme of the dude about to punch someone comes from?
The unknown 9 universe had so much potential
Unintentional
someone post the webm of homeworld, you know the one
Lol fat geralt
Why can't you do it?
I thought I saved it :(
so just let the kid kill your friend? he was armed in a combat situation and drawing back the string of a bow. life isn't fair.
that little giggle he does at the end as you watch the life leave his eyes.
Kids bodies are more resilient than adult because their skin is more stretchy and baby fatty. At best that punch+garage combo would knock em out which it did.
Powerful
Not the moment itself, but the reaction of all the retards who didn't know what it meant (but chose it anyway for some reason)
Can put like most of Mass Effect andromeda’s animations here. I remember there was a fist fight between two korgan’s and it was genuinely the most atrocious shit ever
Kino r34 video
the other one, where the long haired lady called the bald one whose taking a shit
No shit you fucking diplodocus.
The point is the juxtaposition. That's why it's funny. Capt. Keg reeling back for a fucking Falcon Punch directly to the temple of Pvt. Rice Krispies is funny because it's such a complete overpowering force just destroying a mostly non-threatening entity.
And then in a normal world, any of this happening would be completely insane. The fact that the situation calls for this happening, and it's actually justified, is supposed to move you. But because the act is so over-the-top it comes off as funny, hence the thread
You fucking retard.
is this from one of those TLOU "people are le bad" games?
Threat recognized
Threat neutralized
I don't see what's funny.
That is a killing blow to that child. Or permanent vegetative state which is just another type of death sentence.
Didn't this game get mass disliked on Steam what's the story on Homeworld 3?
I dont think I've ever heard a single example of "glass him" both good or bad. However I have heard "glass the planet" which would have led me to think it was not going to come to a happy conclusion for the guy on the receiving end.
the fuck you talking about?
my statement wasn't aimed at you ya sensitive cunt. it was general input. get over yourself fag
Killing blow would be curbstomp afterwards on the concrete. Instead they took him prisoner and he woke up.
Maybe if The Last of Us 2 was the first piece of fictional media to exist ever would the scene be jarring in any way but it is not "absurd" for a child with a weapon to be punched in a videogame. The animation is funny, that is it.
Well then that's shit writing. That kid would be dead.
I remember making a couple edits of this back during release(I did a God Hand one) but I have no idea where I put them since
My favorite was the one that just added a loud CLUNK when it hits the garage door
he
I still can't believe this shit is real
bitches be like
size dont matter
It's meant to be humorous retard. Those two guys are a mirror copy of Lev and Abby. They reference it again later when Ellie stumbled upon them and that guy mentioning like "girl with a big Ox arm like me" etc to Elle.
MOM SAID ITS' MY TURN TO PLAY
me shitting out 5 raw onions I ate
the early 2020s were some real dark days. just glad this shit is crumbling hard
The tek8 Anna bugs are great
Quintessential SlobberKnocker, the perfect punch, puglisim personified
I thought I saved it :(
Looks like that obnoxious schizo Ancient Aliens hack.
to "glass" someone is to grab a glass object (usually a beer glass, or a glass bottle) and break it on their head
This can be lethal
just glad this shit is crumbling hard
it's not
every new western AAA game is the exact same shit, there hasn't been a single new game announced that goes against this
it doesn't matter if people aren't buying games, the companies are propped up by governments and "investors"
Why would you eat 5 raw onions?
a child in the process of attempting to murder someone
They thought it meant to give him another drink.
it's not
bruh, AAA is releasing failure after failure. DEI is kill in burgerland. It's crumbling, it just takes a while.
or pick up a beer bottle, break it and stab the nigga
this is a war of attrition. it won't instantly be won in a single over night "battle" because people didn't buy the latest dragon age or doom. brace yourself, it took 60 years for the soviet union to collapse
Why didn't she notice earlier?
Pink horsecock in the thumbnail
It's a trans twelve year old, I'm sure the adults in his life do much worse to him
the actual fuck
why don't Anon Babble let me attach the image
This is the same company that made Donte, btw.
good image
i like onions
Funny how they developed that game for 8 years or something and then it instantly flopped
the nerd and node scene is just bad in english, comes across perfectly in the JP dub
legit looks like a blender porn video
I’ll be honest there’s a pretty high chance the person who animated this got their start with blender porn
every game releasing right now was greenlit between 5-8 years ago during peak "woke" and they are all flopping or being delayed for "reasons". investors were promised that DEI would bring profit and now that its been proven without a doubt that it clearly does not drive profit these companies are doing a full 180. EA just canceled the black panther game. marathon is about to become vaporware. companies are cutting the bloat and firing DEI hires and consultants. china is making record profits on tits alone and investors would rather have tits and money over DEI and no money. hollywood is in the same state but the chance of them bouncing back is far less than games. it will change but we still have at least the rest of this decade to bear with until it does.
it's not
It absolutely is. It just takes a while to see it reflected in games because they're in development forever. In a couple of years you're not gonna see any more "woke" games
Small kid with a bow and arrow
Cat fight going on in the foreground
Huge biker dude with a Sam Hyde build revving a punch from outside frame
Kid instantly KO, does half a spin and hits head on the garage door in the way down
It's all too silly
Why did the gay biker man hit that poor kid?
Why? That child was deploying lethal force. You'd hesitate to shoot a child soldier with an AK wouldn't you? That will get you killed. You should be appalled at the state of the world and the exploitative people that put a child in combat to begin with. But if it's on, then it's on- fuck ya G, because how the odds are lookin fool, its either him or me. So Ioads up the strap and I step because my braincells are dead and all I think is death- revenge, yeah that's what it's all about- see the sucka, take the mothafucka out. Stare the fool down with the eye contact, he try to step so I drawed him with the gat. Was it all worth it I always wondered? Maybe if the hood didn't take me under.
honestly the bonk on the garage door could have saved him because garage doors have a little give to them so that would have absorbed most of the momentum he got from the initial punch.
Everything about that game's development and existence was funny
A little girl, too.
I expected someone getting ACK-ed with the balloon coming out.
Anon, TLoU2 is The Room of videogames. You’re not supposed to do anything but laugh
a child with a lethal weapon is a lethal threat and should be dealt with accordingly.
if a little kid points a loaded gun at you, are you going to just laugh and pretend like he can't hurt you?
just wait 2 weeks bro
That's a great ass, at least.
she knew and even enabled him, before that clip he gives her his mask so she can spit in it and she does it without hesitation
Girl, MAD
ANGRI.
ME STRONK
grr
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
why the long face?
first try almost got it
Super Robot Wars K
HUD of OG mech is in German because nips think it's cool
says "SCHEIßE" (shit) instead of "SCHIEßE" (shoot)
why?
glassing someone is a turn of phrase in ireland, it's a friendly gesture, a sort of toast, typically held between the irish and british as a celebration of their shared history.
onions taste pretty good I'd eat them raw too
Dark Souls 2's shit-jars that they recycled from DS1's starting cell and plastered everywhere
that whole game is some incel psycho fantasy
i was squirming like a salted slug this entire scene.
They have been killing people for not using the correct pronouns, that child can't be rescued anymore.
Quite shamefrul.
The pain and suffering on the dad's face
Can you imagine being in his shoes. Every time you look at your abomination of a son roleplaying as a woman you're just reminded of your failure as a parent.
Buggy mess and story is garbage about savior women with mental powers.
I hate when people say juxtaposition so much, other words that trigger me are anthropomorphic and ludonarrative dissonance. I can't tell you why but it gives the impression that you're trying to sound smart without actually being smart.
old enough to kill people
old enough for gender transitioning
not old enough to get punched while attempting to murder someone
Damn protect the kids unless it's about cutting their genitals!!!!
I really don't get the Senua hate, what was wrong with both games?
ludonarrative
Wanna know how I know you're a faggot?
I think this frame is funnier though.
Is it the dick in my ass?
games?
white women shouldn't be allowed to have kids
i never played this game and never will, was there supposed to be any funny/light hearted moments in this piece shit? i know dr. uckmann hates fun so i doubt it
Smooth criminal.
AYUWOKI
You're supposed to be appalled
Can't wait for the next Mass Effect, especially after the resounding success of the last DA game
Why does women yelling always make me angry? That shit activates something primal in me everytime i swear. Even without the sound just the closeup of this bitch yelling just pisses me off.
damn, she TANKING those hits
gameplay loop is also up there, every time a retard picks up a word from an online forum they look retarded using them
yes?
huh, had me fooled
It's a dirty job, but sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do.
you're a sociopath with unresolved childhood trauma and an inferiority complex
>it's not
it is, this is 100% an American thing and everyone else is abandoning it, Trump is cutting their life support too and we can already see the results (GTA VI delayed to remove woke shit)
lets get some edits
your failure as a parent.
I wouldn't blame the poor guy
too many variables out of his control
the whole fucking time she is just standing there defenseless, and NONE of them think to shoot her in the head?
not even a single ATTEMPT to stop a lone woman?
this is terrible writing.
lole
Even in "death" he's still too powerful, god bless MJ
Whatever it takes... as long as it destroys something straight white males enjoy.
That's the point of the thread, yes.
Things that weren't made to be funny that you laugh at anyway.
I'm so edgy hehe
You sure showed him, pizza cutter.
oh god there's a bald one now what the fuck
WE MANAGE TO AVOID DROWNING
thinking a kid getting punched in the face isn't appalling is "edgy"
How do snowflakes like you even find this place? Also, this webm is also on topic for the thread because some of the fatalities in this game are hilarious
I want to breed Imogen
lmao, you just reminded me of this. god i love this series
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What's supposed to be funny about this? Some guy punching a kid?
Out of context sure maybe but within the context of the setting no not at all. There is tons of horrendous shit people do to each other in the games.
Lev literally just shot a man through the chest with an arrow and killed him and is drawing to do it again, Obese Geralt has good reason to be mad as fuck.
It is edgy. And you are edgy kid. Little twat who thinks acting jaded makes him look cool.
Says the sensitive faggot posting on 4channel. Go back and stay there.
GTA VI delayed to remove woke shit
you people are so clueless and gullible
there are way too many le women yelling games I'd be shocked if the pregnant woman killing nazis in Wolfenstein 2 game hasn't be posted
I cant stop watching it
I hated her engrish
games that only you played
I'm not blaming him. But he sure as shit blames himself. I know i would.
you can be the bad guys in this game?
you can only play as the good guys :( sorry not a villain simulator
Why does this make people angry? It was set to a song by a real band.
didnt play it very long but me and my buddy got some laughs
REPENT SINNER
You are a faggot bitch
kys
Yeah, you're the cops.
This is a 10/10 in Scotland. Still would.
It makes me horny more than anything. I want to wrestlefuck angry women like no man ever did.
the ultimate police volunteer simulator
good thread about games being funny when they aren't supposed to be
gets derailed by faggots saying "uhm actually thats a good mission" and typing essays about nothing
don't let the redditors distract you, keep going with the vidya
so true
I want to wrestlefuck angry women like no man ever did
I still know absolutely nothing about this game this long after it's release and constant shilling from sony or whoever kept advertising it.
a woman being loud is typically meant to draw attention for a man to save her.
Women have somehow co-opted being loud as a way of showing independence, when that is much more displayed by quietly and independently living your life without being a fucking attention seeker.
It's just all so tiresome. What you are feeling is a severe form of the overall fatigue.
that child is actually a 1000 year old dragon, so it's ok
it's a video game not a disney after school special
Because a woman screaming angrily in real life happens only in one circumstance: her being a hysterical crazy bitch, and that's just not pleasant. You associate it with a karen going nuclear, not a warrior letting out a battle cry.
I thought it meant to set off a nuclear blast that would literally turn him into glass.
doYouBelieveInGod.webm
a matt & pat classic autism moment
low quality post. don't post trash on Anon Babble
game
it was a 30min walking sim
jesus christ the only reason i know this is actually the new DOOM game is because i recognize the mook enemies from the last couple games
this is identical to any other fantasy slop, i am so glad i ignored these games
nevar forget
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Still got mine, but at the time I didn't know that the thing in the foreground was a person.
Would have done something with that if I had known.
anyone have the last of us 2 punch virtua cop edit?
yeah but the back of his head slams on concrete pretty hard. i have seen enough videos of people getting knocked out to know that this is what is killing people or at least turning them into veggies
modern games are both
post the gosling one
you are a little bitch made nigger and do not belong on this site. get the fuck out faggot.
Why does this look like a weg?
Reminder the last game Ninja theory made some what worth a of a damn came out in 2007 or 2011 if you like Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. How they're not out of business is a mystery?
I saw this game in a shop yesterday for pennies and while I haven't played it, the only things I remember about it are the apocalyptic frame rate of the opening battle and the villain guy being really funny and hammy played by a fairly well known actor.
People heard drums and immediately thought ooga booga as if drums are exclusive to black people.
HEEHEE
Nostalgia Critic coded
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This happened earlier this month
In the 800 hours I've got playing MGS5, this is the first time this ever happened to me
Now post the edit.
i wonder what will happen if i stop meds
The funniest thing NC ever did was getting a cameo on Smiling Friends and making his former channel affiliates go blind with rage.
you probably inadvertently discovered a speed strat
sad no one posted this one
Versus XIII and FFXV's marketing is so nostalgic, I was like 10 when it was announced, 20 when it released and it's already been 8 years since then, fucking crazy
Enslaved was ok. A solid C tier maybe B tier if I'm being generous. It apparently bombed and lost the company a ton of money so they pivoted to this narrative walking sim slop which is unfortunate. At least Heavenly Sword and Enslaved had soul.
tranny btfo
time to post *THAT*
Heheheheheheh
suits will see this and think "brilliant"
Suits from multiple companies thought this shit looked good lmao
trying not to post glitches since thats practically cheating, but this is a minor one
Those forehead wrinkles actually made me jump, what the fuck?
That was a fun time in Anon Babble.
I'll never forget the frog and jak faggots getting mad and insisting it was some kind of astroturfing.
Because it looks utterly retarded
The horse must have said some real sexist racist shit to do that many push-ups, based
TLoU2 debacle and cendirship.was the funniest shit to ever happen to this place, change my mind
Meme templates are a lifelong and essential part of Anon Babble culture. I give 0% of my attention and respect to those posters. As should everyone else.
It could happen all over again with intergalactic
anybody got a video of the starfield """strip club""" full of guys in weird, knobby purple body suits?
Approach me like you hard motherfucker Imma bank ya, shank ya wit my fucking shank if I hav ta
I will make you feel pain
:^)
HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE IS NUNO CARO
You are boring
filename
edf?
EDF doesn't leave men behind! Its for real!
fingerless glove meter tier UI
They unironically thought this would launch a new Marvel like multimedia universe.
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i dont really get this one, what word would you use to describe the normal flow between different gameplay segments you experience in a game, just keep it vague with gameplay?
lmao
I say moment to moment gameplay but there's honestly nothing wrong with saying gameplay loop even if it does sound gay
Aside from a few faggots trying to be the moral police, this has been a very nice thread. Its good to take a break from shitposting at laugh at vidya once in a while
Kinda funny they mention this was such a disaster, that the chapter never recovered from.
sounds like a the you problem
hey, this is one of my webms
The amount of edits that leak spawned was absolutely hilarious. Hands down one of the funniest spoilers that ever spawned. We got Abby sex edits, Lev punch edits, baby edits, choke edits.
and now i've saved them both, good work anon
Iam fucking crying, whats the name of the video for this shit?
When you find out Quiet isn't Chico
Ha- Hayai!
you are always the bad guys, you're government soldiers
To be fair in that game you do also stop like, armed robberies and mass shootings, you don't just summarily kill people who post wrongthink on twitter.
government keeps the peace while you post online from the safety of your home
you faggot
Fuck where's that watch dogs webm when you need it
you only do so of your own volition, cops aren't obligated to help anybody, simply stop crimes
if the two coincide and you don't die in the process then you can consider yourself lucky
cops aren't obligated to help anybody
in what retarded police state are you living in?
The US. The Supreme Court has ruled twice (DeShaney v. Winnebago & Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales) that police have no constitutional requirement to protect citizens from harm. Their only job is to prevent crimes from occurring and apprehend those who commit them. In hostage situations the only reason they care about hostages is PR. Occasionally you'll get a cop with a soul but most are c-student bullies who enjoy hurting people.
whatthe hell happened to the protect and serve thing?
It was a farce from day one and only naive children believe it.
i almost choked on my drink lmao