Weekly Famitsu Sales Thread 2

Software Sales (physical only)

01./00. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time <RPG> (Level 5) {2025.05.22} (¥6.980) - 82.968 / NEW
02./00. [NSW] Mobile Suit Gundam Seed: Battle Destiny Remastered <ACT> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.05.22} (¥4.500) - 26.130 / NEW
03./00. [PS5] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time <RPG> (Level 5) {2025.05.22} (¥6.980) - 10.730 / NEW
04./03. [NSW] Minecraft # <ADV> (Microsoft Game Studios) {2018.06.21} (¥3.600) - 5.911 / 3.895.674 (+1%)
05./00. [NSW] Ys Memoire: Memories of Celceta <RPG> (Nihon Falcom) {2025.05.22} (¥4.400) - 5.596 / NEW
06./08. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports # <SPT> (Nintendo) {2022.04.29} (¥4.980) - 4.522 / 1.590.124 (+67%)
07./02. [NSW] Super Mario Party: Jamboree <ETC> (Nintendo) {2024.10.17} (¥6.480) - 4.511 / 1.304.912 (-23%)
08./05. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (¥5.980) - 4.127 / 6.332.032 (-3%)
09./09. [PS5] Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 <RPG> (Kepler Interactive) {2025.04.24} (¥6.727) - 4.098 / 19.337 (+90%)
10./04. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons # <ETC> (Nintendo) {2020.03.20} (¥5.980) - 4.051 / 8.132.631 (-15%)

Hardware Sales

Switch – 24.289 (35.715.334)
PlayStation 5 – 6.738 (6.846.763)
Xbox Series X|S – 370 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 25 (9.504.998)

Yakuza 8 Sales Are "Strong", Especially In Japan and Asia

Furthermore, sales in Japan and Asia seem to have made up a big part of this momentum, as Yokoyama notes, “The game is incredibly strong in Japan. Sales in (the rest of) Asia are also quite strong, but the momentum in Japan is even greater than in the past.”

automaton-media.com/en/news/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-dev-surprised-by-unprecedented-speed-of-sales-and-big-change-in-sales-pattern/

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All these spam posts are horribly out of date and are a desperate bid for one console to remain relevant.

1 week

He takes the example of the launch of Metaphor: ReFantazio in early October: the title sold well in Japan, but it also performed extremely positively across the entire Asian continent, he tells us.

It's not as lopsided as something like Yakuza but a bit less than half of Metaphor WW sales are in Asia (because EMEA remains relatively weak for historical reasons)

installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/media-create-sales-week-44-2024-oct-28-nov-03.3181/page-4#post-286641

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The URL's for the spam are sites that nobody has ever heard of and would never visit

Even better, half of them got announced for Switch 2 during its official reveal trailer

Tales of Arise sales by model PS=60%, PC=30%, Xbox=10% Japan sales: approx. 650,000

Sales by Region

Japan & Asia ~1.2M

North America ~1M

EMEA >700k

Latin America <100k

Ratio by model

PS <60%

PC <30%

Xbox >10%

mutyun.com/archives/225577.html

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back in the top 3 again

This one was carried heavily by PC.
I loved how cinematic it was.

It's interesting how he keeps using Street Fighter 6 but not Elden Ring.
Does that game hurts because it reminds you of Duskbloods, huh?

Gundam SNEED that high

HE will save Gundam vidya.

Who the fuck is this VTuber and why is it the best image they could find for their dodgy looking link?

Switch 1 is still number 1 in its last weeks

Ichiban indeed

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anon elden ring is coming to switch 2

fantasy life raped the seed slop

thank god

Japan is irrelevant.

Yeah, but so is SF6 and he keeps posting it lol

I didn't realize people were that excited for Fantasy Life. I know it was popular in the 3DS era, but that was almost a decade ago. The game doesn't even look that interesting.

no u

Also on Switch 2.
Switch 2 release imminent.
Also on Gamepass and most likely Switch 2 on the foreseeable future as it's graphically nothing special.

Are we going to skip the formalities and see the schizo talk about slitting his own throat again?

his ritual posts are now mostly upcoming Switch 2 games

Switch 2 domination era will sure be 'entertaining'.

@eric check the farms, your addy got leaked

The only game from the shitposter that probably won’t come to Switch 2 is Tales of Arise. I highly doubt even the fandom wants another re release of that. AC6 though? I can see that getting a port at some point.

1 more week brothers.
What games are you guys getting? Besides MK World and TOTK Switch 2 I plan on picking up Street Fighter 6 and Yakuza 0. Maybe Kunitsu Gami too idk.

AC6 on switch 2

Will be funny watching you-know-who either completely ignore the game exists or turn around and shit on it for being a "movie game" like he did with pizza tower and anton blast if it gets ported

BD

attention
YWNBJ
attention

Elden Ring

Switch 2 exclusive directed by Miyazaki himself Duskbloods

It's only a matter of time and it's gonna be pretty fucking funny when it happens.

you will never breed jackalopes

Don't remind me.

Switch – 24.289 (35.715.334)

PlayStation 5 – 6.738 (6.846.763)

whooooah buddy

Got the Mario Kart bundle so I have something new to play on the thing while I wait for it to become hackable.

you will never be jeet

Thank God and Jesus Christ, I don't want to be a snoy.

Why the fuck is the Switch STILL outselling the PS5? It just makes zero sense

The 31 > 8 thread is up again? ;)

Because the latter has no games. Not even Monster Hunter can save it.

the savior of xenoblade

31 > 8 tho

31 > 8

whats this? some new snoy cope?

Too big

games vs nogaems

02./00. [NSW] Mobile Suit Gundam Seed: Battle Destiny Remastered <ACT> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.05.22} (¥4.500) - 26.130 / NEW

Monster Hunter Wilds originally suffered from severe stock issues which affected the numbers a lot. Once it gets a GOTY edition with additional content and a bundle is released, it will send the PS5 up to PS4/PS2 levels in Japan.

It makes a lot of sense akchtually

Lol

thats garbage number for gundam

Marathon flopped

Not big enough

that Canadian poon also has an original sonichu chris chan made medallion, and he put it on.

What's the timeline on this? Rekieta getting arrested for coking out his 8 year old girl was only six months after he put it on.

Thread killed kek.

Switch – 24.289 (35.715.334)

PlayStation 5 – 6.738 (6.846.763)

How?
How is Switch selling five figures when Switch 2 is coming out? How isn't PS5 selling five figures?

another bandaiflop game lmao

Xenoblade 2 appeals only to the porn sick

be a nintendo fan

just plays shovelware

cant even beat any fromsoft games like sekiro or ac6 or dark souls

has to cope with shovelware catalog, 360p res, 3x original msrp, 80 dollar games, keyacards and a console with worse hardware then a brand new iphone

launch line up is in the single digits

22k preorders in japan

its truly over for tendies isnt it

switch has games and PS5 costs more than a new car

anon you know dark souls has been on switch for almost a decade now right?

k preorders in japan
lol no

The switch 2 port of wilds will be out along with a switch 2 exclusive monhun announcement before that happens

tariffs blocked by courts

snoys are going to ack even harder, nintendo is going to win even harder

no games 31 billy

games 8 billy

Bro but famitsu and kiwis!!!

Dark souls on switch

05./00. [NSW] Ys Memoire: Memories of Celceta <RPG> (Nihon Falcom) {2025.05.22} (¥4.400) - 5.596 / NEW

be 8 years late on this

release it at the worst possible time

BRAVO FALCOM

I see your ban wore off. Maybe you finally found Jesus.

Rex is doing his part to fight the population problem in Japan.

should be a gcuuuck game not seed garbage, bandai is retarded

Monster Hunter

GOTY edition

Thats not how those games work. An expansion releases somewhere around 12 to 18 months after the original release which doubles the content and shapes some sort of infinite endgame.
That said it's majority has sold on PC. Players might buy the bundle of game+expansion but uptake of the expansion is usually half what the base game is. I wouldn't expect some magical boost.

Switch – 24.289 (35.715.334)

PlayStation 5 – 6.738 (6.846.763)

I wonder if the Switch 2's announcement cut into the PS5's sales more than the Switch. There could be plenty of Japanese players who think "oh nice, now I can play Elden Ring without paying the price of a car".

Even worse because switch 2 now have elden ring.

The answer is 31 > 8

Well it's a remaster of an old Vita game.

so wait sony raised all their console prices worldwide for NO REASON then? HAHAHAHAAHA

Switch 2 is going to kill SE sales on the PS5, that's for sure.

they also raised their PS Plus prices dont forget!

Even had an Amiibo for it which is now extremely expensive on the second hand market as very few of them were made. I never saw it in stores myself.

That said it's majority has sold on PC.

Lmao false. It's PS5 > PC > Xbox

And they won't lower them back.

Snoys are getting more desperate and deranged as the launch date comes closer
I shudder to imagine how things will be here that day

The snoy will think "well, that just means more profit for Sony".

Sony AND Microsoft. Nintendo has completely won by announcing they aren't gonna raise the price because of tariffs, and now that tariffs aren't a thing anymore Sony and Microsoft look like gigaretards with overpriced consoles that noone wants to buy.

They followed Nintendo's lead, can't have an inferior product like the switch 2 cost more than a PS5pro.

Reminder that you guys can't cling on to Fromsoft now lmao.

Switch 2 release will permanently kill the PS5 I suppose.

I still don't know what it is? Exclusive games? because the PS5 "exclusives" list is still 90% VRshovelware, vaporware that doesn't exist, or ports that they just pretend are new games

look the 599 thing was a disaster but kutaragi was a real nigga and the last time snoy had any dawg in them. I especially loved the PS1/PS2/PSP era of snoy and have no problem saying that. It feels like a ship of theseus situation, nuCaliSnoy is such a long shot from the wipeout psx ads/david lynch ps2 kino/"two hundred and ninety nine dollars fuck the saturn"/mountains of weird and experimental psx games/ps1s in UK nightclubs snoy. It's so bad when you get that 30,000 foot view of snoy and see what they've become.

31 > 7 then?

online only

multipalyer only

This game is going to tank so hard worse than Concord

Hino won

Notice how every game he crows about in his endless ritual posting are on PC or Xbox too. PS5 truly has nothing at this point in it's life aside from Astro Bot which isn't a system seller.

snoys can't cling to JP 3rd parties in general anymore because JP 3rd parties are going to cling to Nintendo for dear life.

Hino won

Maybe he finally stopped his obsession with trying to create a media franchise to rival Pokemon.

Or he'll make up shit like he did about Pizza Tower's Switch release

Well, Sony betrayed then, can you blame them?

What did he make up?

Yeah, just like Splatoon 3 lmao

Stop posting the 31 > 8 shit, only homosexual fantasies of Nintendo winning matter.

Are any of those points confirmed? Post your sources.

NTA but yeah, I can. Nintendo warned them of this exact thing back in mid 90s but they didn't listen.

Straight truths you mean

Wow, don't forget this is mostly one guy

Nintendo somehow knew that Sony would becomes a western company and chase movie games back in the 90s?

It was funny watching him try pretend tendies were attacking anton blast in multiple threads, with no proof of that happening, then he just completely stopped talking about the game when it was pointed out that switch is the only place to get a physical copy of anton blast

I think he's referring to the graphical arms race.

schizo lost so hard he now posts upcoming switch 2 games for threads to come

We will be emulating.

you'll never Chazz it up with the gang

also yeah, modern Sony doesn't resemble PS1-2 Sony at all. They were in full on "we're invincible and dictate what the game market does" during the PS2 era and they still managed to have games made by their second parties and third parties that easily stomped the competition. Moving the HQ to the US killed the Playstation brand but it was already showing cracks in the PS3 era when the 360 was able to keep up with it for most of the console generation (then MS had to be retarded and go full force on Kinect and "media center" garbage and jettison their built-up good will).

how?

the only post that isn't him samefagging is left alone

kek

Videogames?

Why this shitposter is so loyal to sony? any hardcore sony fan who started with psx and ps2 agrees that current sony is shit, why this guy sucks their balls so hard?

More or less, yeah. They knew that chasing increasingly inefficient and budget ballooning graphical race was gonna end in a failure and that pandering to certain audiences instead of just making great games was not the way.

emulating switch 1 on switch 2, we know

Celcetasisters...
our shit remake flopped...

Yes. I know it's a new concept to you if you're only a PS5 owner, but video games do exist.

Square and Atlus are too sony pilled

All it took was an excuse, now ALL xbots and snoyboys are going to get fucked big time.

Yamauchi and Iwata were talking about spec chasing AAA being unsustainable in the long run as early as the 2000s. I don't think it was exactly impossible to predict if you had enough perspective.

kek

Like many snoys, he doesn't love sony, he just hates nintendo

To be fair, Nintendo did raise the price on some accessories by like 1-5 bucks in america, but thats nowhere near the 100+ bucks price hike PS5s got hit with in Europe, Japan and Australia.

Deleted

lol

literally every reply was himself

lel

Death threats and samefagging

Yep, nuclear melty achieved.

Yet the fucking outdated sales posts REMAIN! WHY?!

It's a punishment fitting for the crime. He now has to perpetually kneel as all the games he posted get released on a Nintendo system. It's like he's sentenced to become a Nintendo shill

Because he uses multiple devices and the ban/deletion is by ip

How long until he tries something dangerous in real life?

PCbros don't forget to share the emulator on twitter and tag every tendie account.

Too much of a pussy

Revenue

they jacked the price of Amiibos up to near 30 to 40 dollars depending on if it's 1st or 2nd party.

I still believe Nintendo would have raised the prices of everything even if the illogical tariffs weren't a thing, this is the first Iwata-less console launch and the current president seems much more jewish and stock holder kowtowing in comparison.

revenue

lol

Nintendo is dead last behind steam

OOF

revenue

Eric how do you feel about getting raped by your father and Nintendo? Have you considered doing gay porn with Japanese men? I hear they like used goods like you, nintendo might even run their own jav company for your gay butt fuck anal rape videos.

Remider that 3DS and WiiU happened under Iwata and Reggie. Now THOSE were jewish as fuck. 3DS sure as fuck was not worth the $250 release price, same for WiiU's $300. Should have been $150 and $250 respectively.

He's like the average redditor: he wants someone else to do it for him.

snoy still doesn't understand revenue

switch 2 emulator already booting up with over a week before launch

can't play games yet, but the boot is the difficult part, will possibly be as soon as later today

IT'S OVER

But what about the 100000 yen that Nintendo made with Mario and Pikachu?!

Trying to false flag and drag pc players into your schizo faggotry

I come to these threads specifically to laugh at you thats how bad you are, I will never support your tranny melties erica

tag every tendie account.

So it can get removed quicker? I'll make sure to do that then, thanks :)

Oh eric's now in the delulu phase lmfao

If you have 10M revenue but 100M expenses
And I have 2M revenue and 1M expenses

Who made more money?

Proof?

Damn this tendie loves posting about Nintendo's revenue

thank god for the archives lmfao

Same proof as Switch 2 pre-orders underperfroming.

removed quicker

Tendies doing Nintendo's job for free!

710994925

Why this guy acts like 90% of playerbase is gonna pirate? hell, most of the playerbase doesn't know how to pirate (or are too fucking lazy to do it, being easier to just buy), Nintendo acts like like they are the apocalipsis but in the end of the day the loses caused by pirates are insignificant compared to the profits from people that actually buy.

Only Hackushino and that fag behind SH2 are Sonypilled. I bet Sega will twist their arms to launch P6 on Switch 2.

It's fucking insane to see people say shit like "Iwata wouldn't let this fly" when the 3DS was so expensive at launch.

Someone's desperate for attention

Wouldn't be surprising considering P5 and SMTV on switch outsold the PS5 versions

leave the multibillion dollar company alone *tendie editon

He'd be on bottom. Not because he likes it, but because his dick is so small he makes the average Japanese dick look massive.

crashing out so hard from Concord 2 (Marathon) flopping before it's even out he has to concoct a fake switch 2 emulator to cope

They should study you in an institution.

Square is already being forced to stop doing exclusives rhanks to how bad XVI and Rebirth did.

not to mention the fact that the DQ3 Remake was more profitable than those games thanks to the Switch version

P5

What? is true the switch version of SMT5V outsold all the other versions (I bet Atlus is still confused over that) but P5?

Don't forget Fairgames. Sony has two GaaS games soon to be dead on arrival.

To be fair, emuniggers are indeed flooding the YouTube comment section of Nintendo videos and acting smut about it.

Will make it more satisfying when Dolphin shuts down due to their retardedness, but still.

Just let him, this next week is the last time he's going to be able to brag about shit, Sony has literally nothing until GTAVI and Nintendo not only has a stacked 2025, we have even unannounced games.

Dat 31 > 8 has them bubbling.

I hope for a Switch 2 version of GTA VI just for the meltdown, especially if it's a clearly inferior rushed port that still sells gangbusters.

Can we talk about E33 90% rise? was the game truly understocked in Japan? I thought that was a cope lie.

Muh switch 2 emulator

Jesus Christ this is way too desperate to be even slightly believable.

That's concord 3

He'll find ways.

second week of Switch 2

"WOW WHAT A FLOP IT ONLY SOLD 500K WHEN IT SOLD 2 MILLION LAST WEEK"

They're trying everything from persona to cardboard accessories to deflect from the hard numbers...I thought this thread was to discuss numbers.

I hate these motherfuckers like you couldn't believe, they are running the emulation scene, to need to be in the super esoteric, hidden under 20 layers, Dark web discord to even have one without those pieces of shit ruining everything.

The switch 1 emulator barely did any damage to switch 1 anyways

Good attempt

dolphin is pretty mature at this point, idk that "shutting it down" now does all that much

31 > 8?
More like 35 > 6

Modern zoomers have no idea about how to keep their traps shut. I can't believe the fucking morons got Vimm's Lair killed when the site was older than they were.

I didn't realize how blown out the PS5 was by the Switch in Japan. This might be the last gen for Sony

I'm now reminded of that Ethan Ralph clip where he's arguing with a recording of Jared Taylor and saying Japanese men fucked Jared in the ass.

Concord 31
Diddy Kong 8

So who made a "switch 2 emulator" video for attention? I'm curious.

its literally gaping asshole prison gang raped blown out, just like eric

Just because it sells more on nintendo consoles doesn't mean that dealing with sony is less attractive to them

Craziest thing about the PS5 in Japan is that Wilds was the biggest game it was ever gonna get lol.

From here and out it's all downhill thanks to the Switch 2 and a severe lack of games.

doesn't mean that dealing with sony is less attractive to them

It's literally why they stopped doing console exclusives

All it would do is cause an unbearable amount of screeching from people who never used it. The same people who cried bloody murder when its Steam release got canned.

Out of 31 dog dicks he took in his ass, 8 fully knotted him

Why is pic related such a dog slut?

It'll get Dragon Quest 12 but Wilds was the last big 'exclusive/timed-exclusive' game it was going to get in Japan. If that didn't do shit then nothing will.

31 > 8 lol
35 > 5 by 2027

Need that chalkboard image updated with everything crossed out. Sad fate for the ugly humidifier.

Nintendo is dying. Look at that revenue chart. Xbox is above them. All those Switches sold and it didn't save them.

dq12 finna do numbers on the switch 2 THOUGH

He means the PS5 version of P5, anon. Which is a little unfair since most PS5 owners who would play P5 probably already owned the PS4 version.

homosexual and beastiality fantasies in numbers thread

Imagine if they revealed DQXII at the upcoming Direct

The new Fantasy Life actually opened lower than the 3DS game both versions combined, I wonder if some people are waiting for the Switch 2 version that comes out later this year.

Look at the reven-ACK

What about profits?

Is the Switch 2 there yet?

Oh wait. Is this about the retarded comparison with the GameCube emulation on switch vs Dolphin?

ETA on when Eric will start using active users as a cope? Now that Sony themselves are doing it should only be a matter of time.

The emulator will be live in 2 weeks.

It's embarrassing to send out a survey like this, right? This isn't normal is it?

If it wasn't revealed a week ago it is 100% getting revealed on a Nintendo Direct, Sony doesn't have enough clout anymore to have any kind of exclusivity for a Dragon Quest game.

I wonder how many children are going to get viruses by searching for "switch 2 emulator" on Google on release day.

Dollars. 31 > 8 ;)

Or any game. Hasn't Square openly stated, and blamed, Sony's exclusivity deals as the reason they're not doing well?

Lmao false

Proof?

Are you really trying this when 2024 was the year Concord bombed so hard that Sony got scared and pulled the plug on several projects?

panic behind the scene

No. Sony looks like they want to go full copycat mode again with a handheld competitor.
I wouldn't mind it, Nintendo needs more competition even if said competition is stabbing themselves in the foot while racing against them.

this zuby_tech faggot sure loves revenue charts, it's always his shit that i see posted on Anon Babble
does he also make profit charts?

Do we think Yuji Horii and the rest of Project Armor laugh at the rest of SE for being so retarded and chasing fidelity so hard?

They still blame them and suck their dicks dry.

Anything that isn't DQ or Asano shit is revealed on the ABSOLUTE States from Sony.

Imagine if didn't bomb, we would be talking about 32 > 8 ;)

Is "31 > 8" the new "Astrobot won GOTY"?

31>8

Wtf does it mean

Sony actually helped Nintendo get those 8 billions, Nintendo had nothing to do with PlayStation's 31 billions.

I wonder how much the smugposting is going to last. Considering he's been extremely unstable the last few days, I'm expecting him to switch to another tactic by tomorrow.

oh it's a snoygger, that explains it all.

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Why is everyone here so fascinated by 31 being greater than 8? Are you guys just really bad at math?

kek it's a literal sony shill

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That's what i figured too. I think Sony sees the writing on the wall that game development budgets are becoming unsustainable and that portability is starting to become more desirable than stronger hardware. The problem is that if they copy Nintendo then they'd be fighting them on Nintendo's turf but without a graphical advantage strong enough to gatekeep games nor 1st party output strong enough to compete.

90k likes

40k followers

wonder how many of those are bots

the Famitsu troons that jerk off to pokemon sales in Japan are pretending to not know what 31 > 8 means

This literally killed these shit threads LMAO

pedosky

of course

95% chance this is a jeet too

32 soon

His age versus his mental development, I guess.

lmao, you posted this just as i was about to take a screenshot of this retweet of his
of course it was a fucking pajeet

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Square Enix cut ties

Shift Up cut ties (after being moneyhatted)

Capcom comfy on PC

Niche devs like Marvelous jumping on the switch 2 in droves

Their own fucking sister company Aniplex doesn't care anymore

Why does everyone they work with renege them.

Well, at least xhe's not posting cp or pony scat this time

Not to mention they have to rebuild their handheld sector from scratch because they shut it down after the Vita had a single bad year.
Truly the Nickelodeon of gaming companies.

they're attacking some xitter rando now to deflect from 31 > 8

You like numbers, discuss them kek.

I think it's the >revenue from

I don't get why they decided to shut down the japanese branch of PlayStation, you'd think they'd be useful to keep as a side studio. It's not like Sony doesn't have the money.

It's crazy how you JUST KNOW when you see these types of weird snoy warriors, you can smell the fucking curry coming through the monitor

Then why aren't you discussing 's numbers?

Uhhmm ackchually that's $3,174, you deliberately mistranslated the numbers from Japanese

Can't wait for Harada to pay for his endless Sony fellating at some point just like Yakuza guy and the guy that murdered Senran Kagura because Sony didn't want it on their platforms anymore.

I like how snoys on twitter are passing this around and thinking it's a win for them somehow

Preorder: secured
Payment method: reviewed
Famitsu thread: opened
Eric status: gaped
I love Thursdays. Next Thursday is gonna be even better.

Ok class, we have two companies. One spends one million dollars on a project and makes 2 million dollars. The other spends 8 million dollars and makes 4 million dollars. Who made the most money?

"OBVIOUSLY THE ONE THAT MADE 4 MILLION BECAUSE 4 IS BIGGER THAN 2!"

Eric, go in the corner

35 millions? Retardbro...

Tardrada is already fucking up Tekken 8 irreparably. I genuinely do wonder what his issue is.

Their own fucking sister company Aniplex doesn't care anymore

Aniplex never had any tie with SIE, but seeing stuff like fate skip PS don't make them look good.

snoys don't know the difference between revenue and profit

We're going to screenshot your posts and pass them around twitter to show them what real winning looks like!

Aniplex never had any tie with SIE

They're sister subsidiaries of Sony that's why I called them sister companies. I know there's no direct connection.

Every Thursday I'm cheered up as I am reminded that while I may be a sad sack of shit, I'm not as pathetic as that guy. Imagine if it's actually people impersonating him as that makes them even WORSE than he is too.

literal porn game announced and releasing on Switch

but the second something guys and Anon Babble said nintendo was bad and censoring everything!

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I cannot wait to pick up my shiny new Switch 2 on the 5th. I pity the faggots who, instead of enjoying things, will just seethe endlessly.

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tendie still doing his retarded math to cope

KEKAROOOOO

Man £650 for a no games machine.
What the fuck even went wrong.

Almost 500 euros for a system with no physical games...

Pathetic

Will have to wait a good year in the hopes prices comes down in my hue country, it probably wil.
feels bad

Feels good, not an everyday thing to watch a Nintendo console launch.
I only got like 4 of those left in me.

Why are they like this? Also, friendly reminder that more than half of Indians aren’t online.

I'm having a hard time believing it's not really even a week away anymore. I got it in on the T239 leak in mid 2023 so this is really surreal to me after such a long time waiting.

better than 500 euros for no games at all

Only 160€ more than a PS5 with cod and astro playroom

Based coomsumer.

Donkey Kong is physical.

Someone post the snoy surgeon pajeet, I don't have it

Why do you post these retarded statements and then expect people not to call you out on them

Sorry hue bro, as a tuga I love you guys.

Can someone ask the schizophrenic tendoid what language is this?

Did you give up already?

That's the switch 2 in the US ;)

EOP can't recognize portuguese

kek.

C'mon anon you can't be this retarded. Even if you can't hazard a guess yourself you have Google Translate.

Can someone ask the schizophrenic tendoid what language is this?

Amusing statement considering your poor grasp on English.

I spent 100 million and made 101 million that means I'm doing better than the other company that spent 1 million and made 10 million

snoy can't understand plain English

you mean the $500 version with a game? or the $450 console?

Excuse me? The PS5 slim costs more than a switch 2. It’s from the same website, currently 18% off. It costs 549€ because Sony increased the price AGAIN.

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Man the amount of disinformation that retards are spreading is something.

Not even elections are this bad.

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Playstation reached its peak at PS3. I don't know how people still simp for this brand

that's american education for you.

You don't get it anon, Sony's honor MUST be upheld. It transcends borders.

like fucking pottery
nothing ever changes

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It'll be a disaster if they try. The Switch 2 is already about as powerful as you can get while maintaining an acceptable form factor and battery life. A new PSP that's notably stronger than the Switch 2 would look as bulky as the Atari Lynx was next to the Game Boy. And if it's not graphically superior, then what's the point? It would be a humiliating defeat to have the first PlayStation in decades that's weaker than its Nintendo counterpart.
But the bigger issue is video games. Nintendo merged their home and portable consoles because they couldn't handle making enough games for two systems with modern specs. Sony is currently struggling to get games for their flagship console even this late into its lifespan. The Wii U, even after having its library cannibalized by Switch ports, STILL has more exclusives than the PS5 in the prime of its life.

He's spanish tho. Tendie macacos on that app and yt tell us all we need to know of these threads.

Tendie macacos

You're projecting again...

he just can't stop his anti-Switch 2 operation anymore.

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Did something new come out for Switch sports what on Earth caused this boost for the title?

seething snoyjeet detected, get back to digging trenches in kashmir and then shitting in them rajesh

on that app

It's a website you nigger.

macacos

Took you long enough to stop denying it.

macaco

tendies

retard

You are projecting again...

macaco living in Portugal posts his switch preorder

Almost 400k macacos there, damn!

ESL removes my contraction when quoting (why?)

macaco in portugal

Jesus Christ, the fact that people like you exist profoundly upsets me.

Braindead tendie is upset

News?

I've been in these threads for months and still don't know what "macaco" is. Is that another snoy term?

below 750k globally

How's he going to square that circle when they sell more than that in Japan's first week alone?

It's an insult against Brazilians. Snoys have been so mind broken by it that they decided to cope by spamming the term nonsensically like this specimen here

Ignore it and move to some other made up or exaggerated narrative.

It's a racial slur to describe Nintendo fans.

And once again, Jesus Kira raises once again from its death to somehow being painfully popular despite everyone on seed looking like fucking dark crystal muppets.

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xe does not know what a racial slur is

Square are launching the console with a (possibly timed) exclusive, and they're bringing the entirety of their big remake project to the Switch 2 as well. Square will absolutely lean in to Nintendo more than Sony, just like they did with the Switch.

Go on twitter and type Nintendo switch in the search bar, every result is a brown Brazilian.
Why are you so offended by reality?

It's the snoy's attempt to deflect from most snoys coming from Brazil.
Kinda like calling a jew jew.
Not to mention DQ3's remake sold a lot better on Switch.

It's something like latinx right?

Would people have been happier if Mario Kart was $70 but on a Key Card?

They have no choice since the modern PS audience has soundly rejected them. They love Sony but Sony's audience has largely told them to fuck off.

Its 50 dollars with bundle.

For most people this game going be plugged on console 24/7 anyway.

Ah I see, thanks

why do people want to buy the switch 2?

is it cause of the "c" button?

lol SERIOUSLY?!

The average Comsoomer definitely, I have already made up my mind, Any game that pulls the keycard bs goes to the shitlist.

did this

5th result is a br named Olímpio

LGBT

meme about Xbox and PS with gay shit

Switch is the official console for faggots

I swear to God!

But I got it for 40€ digitally.
Sony conditioned their audience to only like cinematic slop Sony themselves makes, and now Sony isn't making it fast enough, so they're getting fucked. It's why astrobot and stellar blade didn't take off despite being ok games.

DQ 1+2 launching on both Switches is going to possibly be even bigger, drowing out the PS5 sales even more.

I did this and the 27th result was from a Brazilian news site, so it doesn't count.

macaco is monkey in portuguese. it's used as a insult against brazilian.
We call the resident schizo as macaco because he was hating on SMT5 Switch exclusive at the time and he forgot to censor/delete the price/location of his screenshot. it was from Amazon Brazil and since then we call him macaco. and it fits perfectly since Brazil is filled with some of the most annoying and vocals Sony fanboys in the entire world.

snoys are obsessed with gay brazilians

Why is this the case

Next week we are going to have both famisu sales and Switch2 release day

The smelliest melty is upon us.

viados

Hey, uh, why do you use this terminology? Why would Nintendo less you to Brazilian search results?

Viado is Brazilian Portuguese for faggot

Are you one of them? Oh you are.

I found a Sonicfag who said the Switch 2 needing to connect to the internet is discrimination against parts of the world that don't have internet. Nintendo doesn't even sell to most of the third world to begin with.

No fucking way was that sperg Eric. I believe it was proven definitively that that guy was Italianon, well known sperg who haunted When They Cry threads for years. We knew it was him because he'd always avatarfag as Higurashi characters.

YOU'RE THE MACACO, NOT ME!

he says, using a Brazilian Portuguese term

Fucking hilarious thanks for playing.

Brazil does have a pretty decent internet service because the government was too incompetent to regulate it and cause a retarded monopoly.

So Nintendo lives rent free not only in Sony fans but Sony as well.

only 6k PS5 sold

wtf is Sony doing in Japan? did they give up?

Switch 2 needing to connect to the internet is discrimination against parts of the world that don't have internet

Twitter people just say anything, huh?

The console is too big for most japanese homes

Third world actually have good internet infrastructure. Far better than US in 90% of cases.

nooootice the projector uses an odd hispanic term

look it up

brazilian portuguese

GONE

KEK

they gave up japan
there's no way to come back from this in japan

Actually I’m Portuguese born and raised in Portugal.

Caralho, bando de bicha histérica nesse fio.

The switch 2 will not sell that well in Brazil because its fucking expensive and half here because we apply gambling machine taxes to game consoles.
PC gaming in Brazil is more or less on par with consoles when not cheaper because we're fucking retarded with taxes.

Oh there is, just start making moe games again
But they wont because they want the global audience

unironically based nintendo pricing out turdworlders from playing games.

Yes, this is a list of at least ten video games. Try to keep up!

snoy having a total meltdown because switch and switch 2 will be selling thousands while piss5 is lucky to sell a couple hundred

American faggotry has infested every corner of nerdom and ruined everything that was nice.

Fuck murricans, because of their stupidity anime sucks and we can't have moe games ever again.

That, and it now costs more than a small car

yet you're here seething, curious...

dooming about hardware failed

dooming about software failed

dooming about preorders failed

dooming about people not knowing which box is the switch 2 failed

now so desperate he has to pull up random latrinx memes to try and make a point

can you livestream your suicide on June 5th? would make for a good laugh.

This is why I dont get the "waah games shouldnt be $80" shit
Any white man can afford that and more, make all games $100 and put denuvo on all of them I say
and see the hobby improve infinitefold

Did I just cause him to have a mental breakdown about Brazilians because I posted my preorder?? Lmaooo

put denuvo on all of them

good try falseflagger

Our official console comes out in less than 2 weeks!

Sony won

Reminder that less than half of the ps5s sold in japan actually remained in japan, hence the software sales.

Has there ever been a schizo more pathetic?

or another anti thief measure that doesnt fuck the games up whatever
make pirated copies explode with super aids coming out of their thrid world laptops

post preorder from Portugal

schizo starts seething about Brazilians for no reason

Mindbroken

Portugal doesn't exist, especially after 1800.
They're nothing more than a Brazilian Guiana at this point.

Iberian Union in EU4 chads

City and club?

I hate football.

The 31 > 8 meltdown

09./09. [PS5] Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 <RPG> (Kepler Interactive) {2025.04.24} (¥6.727) - 4.098 / 19.337 (+90%)

Why no one is talking about this? It seems the game isn't a completely bomba in Japan, after all.

01./00. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time <RPG> (Level 5) {2025.05.22} (¥6.980) - 82.968 / NEW

03./00. [PS5] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time <RPG> (Level 5) {2025.05.22} (¥6.980) - 10.730 / NEW

bruva wtf
that's 8 times the difference

Guiana is in South America. Brazilian Guiana is the state of Amapá.

?
I'm a Nintendo fan and there's no mention of Brazil or Brazilians in my post.

People that actually buy consoles in Brazil generally just do the plus thing.
It's the the plus is the weapon designed to defeat third world piracy, and it works pretty well.

retard

if level5 wasnt retarded and made it a switch 2 exclusive launch title, it wouldve sold millions.

found out the kids have been asking my wife if they can get "me" a switch 2 for father's day so they can play mario kart world

They're sneaky little rascals, I'll give them that

the pride.com award? yes they did win that one

Thats cute.

you have good kids, bro.

its actually a real site

it looks like a literal portal to Hell

And they say demons arent real

They get to vote on GOTY btw.

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

pride dot com has a larger share of the weighted vote for the dorito awards than the entire audience vote combined

Don't ask him how he knows that.

01./00. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time

Is that game worth trying out?

They’re not a gaming site, why the fuck are they voting for GOTY?

Because geoff keighley listed them as major judges for his faggy award show?

you tell me

You jsut mad becayse BG3 beat zelda

dorito pope needed to find anyone that would support sony

Why do you think people call it "the gay awards" or the pride.com award, like here ?

jsut

because

hiding behind a PC game again

snoy melting so much he can't even speak

Try typing without crying next time.

Why is Pride.com voting? Can a r/gcj raider tranny explain to me?

Nintendo fans have spoken, the switch 2 is the official console for trannies.

try to make fun of the seething snoy's failure to grasp english

my first world brain auto-corrects the snoy's spelling mistakes

BG3 was a great game, cope

Yes. PC games, just like switch games, completely mog any slop on the playstation.

Based Olímpio, killing 2 straight men with a switch 2.

BG3 is going to play great with mousecons on Switch 2

NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons # <ETC> (Nintendo) {2020.03.20} (¥5.980) - 4.051 / 8.132.631 (-15%)

I really think we're gonna see the new AC sooner rather than later. It's insane how much NH sold.

Also this

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I just can't tell which of these look more elaborate and planned out and heavily sponsored...

tendies trying to erase Olímpio

KWABOTY

Sony is so fucked when S2 comes. Why would anyone get the playstation version of a game now? At least before the switch was weaker and had a significant quality drop but it'll be far less severe on the new hardware. Look at those fantasy life sales differences. Switch 2 will get games from 3rd party that it couldn't get before due to the hardware. It's literally over for Sony in Nippon they're going to transition to a full western pandering company. (More than they already have)

macaco is trying hard to pass Switch 2 as the console for faggots

meanwhile at Sony

june really will break this retard lmao

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/dbs/posting only works if the side you're posting for isn't the equivalent of KEKlin.

No, it's not. It's cope made up by Snoys as far back as PS3. "If the apartments in Japan are too small Sony can't do anything about it. It's not their fault!".
If there were games on PS5 that nips wanted to play they would find a place to put it.

caco having yet another massive sperg meltie

Olímpio

literally who?

31 > 8 or the switch 2 being the official console for homosexuals, which one has tendies oinking the hardest?

really funny how he tries to pretend the random people wearing t-shirts and walking around is worse than the officially sony sponsored drag queen floats

make babbling shitposts aimed at nothing

get no replies or worse, get BTFOd

make up imaginary people that are mad

Take your meds

Boku no Pico enjoyers get a cheaper switch 2

It's all coming together.

he still keeps trying to pretend revenue is better than profit

you have to wonder if the snoy has some kind of humiliation fetish and he gets off to being a laughing stock

NOOOOO, MAKING MONEY IS BAD BECAUSE SHITENDO MAKES NO MONEY!!!

31 > 8

tourist thinks KWAB posting originated on Anon Babble

You are mad because chad on the right mogs everyone on Anon Babble

he still thinks revenue equals profit

LOL, retarded little 'caco

I'll take that as a yes then

Says the tourist.

He is an actual retard.
Of course sony made less profit than Nintendo last year, they released Concord.

sony is losing millions, if not billions because of concord and now marathon, as well as the dozens of GAAS slop

while nintendo has so much cash they can just slap down more theme parks

I'm a little suprised Mario kart is selling so well with a new one due next week. And you can see 33 got restocked.

So what the fuck is this, and is it any good?

It does
31 > 8

making

Post profits

It's both sad and funny how no one posts these anymore.

There really is not much to look forward to on the PS5.

Olímpiogods we won.

SHITENDO MAKES NO MONEY!!!

meanwhile sony is porting their shit to other platforms, canceling games, raising prices and panicking over the switch 2

lol

Sure thing
31 > 8

why are you talking like a 11 yo favela kid that just learned english?

don't worry snoyxisters
shartsouls will save the PS5!

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The thread made by faggots for faggots LMAO

Gigi

Based and slutpilled.

9 billy confirmed?

sony got so desperate they put first party games on the switch to try make any money

not even the switch can save horizonslop

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Posting revenue not profits

This isn't even pretending to be retarded.

31 > 8...

uh ohhhhhh
And Nintendo doesn't have any debt, so it turned from 31 > 8 to 3.12 < 8

Herman Hulst will commit harakiri at Sony Group HQ in your lifetime

27 BILLION USD of dept

what the fuck

meanwhile sony is porting their shit to other platforms,

even worse, they're literally licensing some to Bandai Namco so the actual profit isn't even going to Sony lmao

jesus, this is just cruel
people died in the riots

And Nintendo doesn't have any debt,

delet this or you'll invoke the schizo that says that "having no debt is actually bad for the business" lmao

Last time this was brought up, he made some cope about how having no debt is PROOF that nintendo is forever DOOOOOOMED, for real this time!

Movie biz hasn't been great for them. Or cameras. Or... really anything besides the Playstation, as bleak as that sounds.

Comparing a literal criminal's death to 9/11 is insane

you didn't think they spent 3.6 billion of their own money to buy bungie did you? it was all loans

the only reason "playstation" is doing "well" is because they're leeching of gachaslop whales

Reminder this one didn't even chart in the top 30.

Say what you want about how wise it was for sony to spend nearly as much as disney paid for ALL OF MARVEL AND STAR WARS on destiny fucking two, but I don't think they could have spent this $3.6 billion in any other way and still have entertained me personally this much.

and their banking side is failing since all banks in japan are failing

an entire multinational technology conglomerate is held just barely afloat by little kids from divorced parents stealing mom's credit cart to buy fortnite lootboxes and robux

the 400 million on concord provided just as much entertainment to me for 1/8 the cost

I wouldn't be surprised if Sony were to port Astrobot to the switch because tendies will buy it

E33

I think it's thriving on good word of mouth alone. But no JP dub and being stuck on the PS5 is really hurting it.
I'm glad it still is in the Top 10, though.

but why won't snoys buy it?

Despite being in production for 8 years, HALF of that $400 million came from the 18 months inbetween the bungie acquisition and release.

Chad

double chin

Sure thing, bud

Isn't that due to outside companies like mastercard?

Switch 2 will save it. Also it's not even an indie game really so they shouldn't have trouble getting a Jap dub if they want to.
Why are Japan and America both so anti-sub?

don't ask that question

400m on Concord.

few billions on bungo

Whole thing is downright hilarious.

Anyone else just getting bored of all the same bait posts and threads? I feel like their material has gotten way too stale lately.

it's actually due to japan having zero interest because they fear upsetting the global market due to the yen carry trade.

I'm unironically thankful for that because they could've buy dozen of actually good devs with the ammount of money they spent on this and some other aquisitions. it was a time where Sony fans begged for Sony to buy SE so thinking about it being bought by Sony was something I was fucking terrified.

Why would tendies buy it when they already have far superior 3d platformers like kirby and the forgotten land and mario odyssey?

and gachaslop is in a downward spiral now btw

400 million

1/8 the cost

holy shit, bungie's failure is basically eight concords at the same time? i never thought about it that way

Because snoys don't play the games they shill. They only soijak over review scores and game awards. Actual ps5 owners only play fortnite, CoD, and marvel rivals

Yeah, tendies are boring and predictable. It's still fun seeing how much
31 > 8
Makes them have a meltie though

Don't forget roblox, the pedophile mecca of the internet

3.12 < 8

Japan

anti-sub

they're not really anti-sub anon, most nintendo games have no voice over, only subs, also, DQXI released with no dub in Japan and only got it years later with the Switch release.

lol its kinda nuts

Or cameras.

This is slightly incorrect, they still do extremely well selling cameras for high end phones.

Yawn

I have a PS5 and a fairly diverse library of content. But these threads have made me realize I'm in the clear minority. I'd still kill to get sales data for the US that isn't dollar sales bullshit.

He's saying that japan prefers non-japanese media to be dubbed into japanese rather than be given japanese subtitles

Tendies love consuming 3d platformer games. They still haven't got over Banjo Kazooie decades later

Aniplex is making more money than ever, and they have stuff like insurance that always do okay.

It's only worth it if you're a physical fag and already built a library on PS4 (when PC ports came many, many years later).

When I was there watching the news I noticed they do the same thing that mainstream US media does where they'll interview someone who doesn't speak the language and then just dub over them with the reporter. I've seen minorly compelling arguments that there's a correlation to language learning skills in a country and exposure to foreign subbed media and Japan is famously poor with learning other languages.

people actually think sony wasting more money than nintendo is a good thing

This is why PROFITS are the only thing that matters. Otherwise you get and one messed up multimedia conglomerate failing against a toy company.

really anything besides the Playstation

reminder that Sony was basically confirmed to die before 2020 since even Playstation was going bad at the time but FGO saved them from that fate.

then explain why lego horizons flopped on switch, and on everything

So, if they have a wealth of actually good ones, why would they settle for a 6/10 advertisement that you have to pay for?

That was bullshit anyway because that would mean the PS4 and PSN's profits didn't make up for the money they spent.

Maybe nintendo will save their movie division with that zelda movie

Found the tendie cope and misinformation thread

Yawn

Oh, good for them. I figured their dedicated camera business was fucked by smartphones eating up the casual market share.

Nobody cares about Lego games anymore

reminder that Sony was basically confirmed to die before 2020 since even Playstation was going bad at the time but FGO saved them from that fate.

That was in 2011 after the hack, if the PS4 wasn't a success the division was in real danger of being shut down after they got very little profit of the PS3.

They are still a serious player in the Enthuisiast market, but as you correctly said most normalfags are fine with the cameras of their iPhones (also made by Sony).

We'll have to see if Columbia Pictures can survive Kojimbo trying to make a movie.

Nobody cares about Horizon games

FTFY

That too

the other legos games still does well

very little profit

Bro, the ps3 not only lost money, it lost more than the ps2 made. It unironically tanked the entire company in a way they STILL haven't fully recovered from, and the only reason ps division was given another chance was because the at the time ceo was one of the founders of the division and treated it with kid gloves.

Lego game

Based on Sony's industry plant franchise

Released on a console with actual games as competition

I wonder why

Japan is famously poor with learning other languages.

the problem is that they focus too hard in learning english which is really hard with how japanese syllabes works.
if they tried to learn something like portuguese or spanish, they'd have a real easy time since every sound of their language exist in those. that's why you can see them saying words from those languages with ease.

2011

it was literally 2014 that sony had a "78% of going bankrupt in the next two years" though

Switch owners have high standards

I thought they made some money on the games.

Fantasy Life flopped

That's a shame

retard

Damn, none of this tendie schizos multiple personalities on multiple devices can agree on when playstation was totally super duper doomed, you guys

Yup. It can't be overstated how big of a fuck up PS3 was

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Yawn

when playstation was totally super duper doomed, you guys

2025
*2026 if GTA VI gets delayed to 2027

Maybe in like 1 or 2 years (after kinetic tanked the Xbox and wii lost momentum)
Not even close to how much ps directly lost during the early ps3 years, though the REAL damage to the company came from the fact sony expected to bundle a $3000-4000 sony tv with every FIE HUNNID NINEY NINE YOU ESS DORRAH ps3. They instead helped Samsung sell A LOT of $1200 Samsung tvs.

With English they're kinda fucked by all the loan words already in Japanese. Probably out of habit they stick to pronouncing English words like Japanese words. You make a good point with Spanish tho. The trilled r is close to the Japanese r. It also doesn't have weird sounds like ae.

You know when eric is actually gone or dead. You guys will have wish you treated him better

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No, I'll laugh and make memes about it like that tranny that just jumped off a bridge

lol

but i thought eric didn't existed.

We've had threads where he caught a 3 day, and its been nice. 1 thread peacefully talking about games and sales, then a second thread hours later for the top 30 talking about games and sales.
the snoys endless meltdowns are why 5 threads are made a day

You know when eric is actually gone or dead.

I hope it's really soon, I think Switch 2 success will actually finish him off for good.

Marathon will save Sony in japan!!

Would it be more or less humiliating if they replaced the PS consoles with generic spaceships in the port? Because leaving them in means you have a game about trying to save PlayStation being played on a Nintendo system. It'd be symbolic if nothing else.

I'd be elated if he fucking killed himself.

Hello newfriend, you don't have to sign your posts on Anon Babble

Nintendo has no debt because their yakuza connections control the banks. Please do not bring up the fact that Sony manufacture banking infrastructure in Japan.

wow, what a fantastic comeback, retard-kun.

Refer to

it would be pure poetic irony
i hope they keep everything the same

All the youtuber tell me it’s good to have debt to tho.

Look Company Man and how many companies got fucked over by debt (all of them).