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this shit is so gay

hits america

What the fuck lmao, but cool culture display.

czech and turkey are the hottest

Why the fuck does Turkey look like a ninj-

Vietnam

irl final bosses

captain america

Nice culture, mutts.

you're joking rright?
america is by far the hottest
he looks like a total jock

what? dress up of a fictional super hero from a ww2 comedy comic represents American culture perfectly

now that i think of it, my country (Italy) doesn't even have one national folk dress
we have regional ones sure, but not one for the whole nation (we are a fake country)

kek i thought the opposite (not gay though)

Vietnam

Stat him.

British, and used in Italy for less than 17 years
hardly a folklorist outfit

he is too powerful..

USA

fukken kek

Toga.

Toga

Italian

lets keep it post 1861

Figure they'd go with some total faggot for USA to "represent the modern audience"

It's a total meat head dressed like a World War 2 character

Fucking based

It was either that or blue jeans and white t-shirt, or a formal dress suit

England

No Scotland

It's over

The idea is neat but it's out of place with all the other outfits

(Italy) doesn't even have one national folk dress

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Spaghetti

All the other outfits are historical stuff and America has only existed for like 250 years
Not to mention the rest of the world doesn't exactly have a ton of fictional characters to draw from. If Japan did an anime character it would be cool

American wasn't a cowboy, my favorite national stereotype

Disappointing.

What are you talking about my fratello. There are many region traditional outfits. You could even get real blasphemous with it and dress up like the pope.

I still think the American should have dressed up as a 19th or 20th century immigrant or cowboy like the other anon said already. If Japan did an anime or manga character I'd be equally disappointed.

pope

Different country.

Women have obscenely bad taste in men.
I think maybe only two of those men didn't have vaginas

I refuse to recognize the Lateran Treaty.

His crazy get-up was pretty impressive.

We all already know the answer

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vietnam

BAN

KAI!!!

You're literally the equivalent of the karens who shit talk pretty young women
Kill yourself you jealous fuck

learn to read
i said no national one

posts Germans

I mean so are most folk dresses really, such regional variation is common because all countries are actually fake
But also look at Britain, its just a guy in a suit

A bloo bloo bloo you worthless tax sponge. Northern Italians are Italians. Southern Italians are a weird variety of sloth

USA has no culture so he dresses as a Comicslop character

Grim

Viet guy is dressed like a final fantasy final boss so I pick him

Were letters U S A on the shield necessary?

Legally distinct Captain America

Look at these cultures from around the world

Also here's Marvel slop from the good ole USA

They couldn't have gone with a fucking Cowboy I mean come on.

Dear US: what the fuck. Really, you have fucking cowboys, it's the first thing half of the world thinks of when they hear USA, why is that capeshit faggotry business standing for your "culture"?

someone care to explain why the argentinian is dressed like prince charming and not like a tango dancer?

Why is Roman Reigns representing the Czech Republic?

that article calling Avengers "America's Iliad" was honestly spot on

Comic books are very much pary of American culture.

You are literally Rome.
Have some decency.

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My bad bro I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and thinking you couldn't possibly be so retarded as to think a country as ancient and culturally varied as italy would have a national uniform.

Like no homo but isn't that French guy far uglier than all the other guys?

Well, you might be surprised to hear it but this is in fact not made for straight men.

Fucking Vietnam lmao

you have fucking cowboys

they also have policemen, indians, construction workers, bikers and sailors.

USA

wearing a marvel costume

Hahhahahahahahahahaha

What are you on about you retarded nigger
Do you think every frog dresses up as le baguette man
Does every single kraut wear lederhosen while holding up a beer

America has only existed for like 250 years

And yet if he just dressed as a cowboy nobody would be confused as to what nation he represents

Not to mention the rest of the world doesn't exactly have a ton of fictional characters to draw from. If Japan did an anime character it would be cool

It always amazes me how ignorant Americans are.

Yes. Very round faced compared to the rest.

Nope the capital was officially moved in 330AD to Constantinople, current day Instabul. Turkroaches are more "Rome" than italians

Someones being hanging at his local YMCA.

That’s a traditional anatolian turkmen outfit.

Handsome men competition

Pick bald men to represent you

At this point the US rep might as well have gone in dressed in liie fucking Ronald McDonald.

Actually I would have preferred that to fucking legally distinct Marvel slop.

i pick a gun so i can shoot myself

now that i think of it, my country (Italy) doesn't even have one national folk dress

Sure you do.

Ah, yes. The Roman Empire that does not have the city of Rome within it's borders and was conquered by a bunch of muslim goatfuckers.
The fact that you people believe that charade is absolutely hilarious to me.

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Lol I'm not jealous of women calling themselves men, where's the masculinity?
It's just a bunch of prancing fairies, there's better archetypal men out there.

This is like hosting a bunch of butch trucker bull dykes for Ms.Universe.

roach doesn't have a fez

Jamaica doesn't look like Bob Marley

Argentina is white

Thailand looks kino

goatfuckers

Excuse you we were horsefuckers.

Tell me the top five highest grossing French or Thai movies from last year without googling it

Vietnam wasn't rocking the rice farmer look

Wew

And if for some reason a Cowboy outfit would somehow be invalid due to being a specific region, an American Football uniform is also very distinctly American.

Modern Greece is closer to being Roman than Modern Italy.

Do Jamaicans really wear chain mail?

looks like the same king who buckbroke the Mongols during the height of their power

Kino

Is that how the competition works? It couldn't be regional?

He was channeling the power of Scott Steiner, notice how he almost involuntarily snaps into a pose to show off his musculature, that's Scott's spirit.

USA

G O Y E D
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No, I'm just saying that if there's some asinine argument that it wouldn't be allowed because "it's just the wild west not all of America" or something equally retarded, a Football uniform is nationwide and distinctly American.

So what faggot?

Isn't modern Greece bankrup until the end of time?

handsome=vagina

More surprising that he didn't have any dreds. That should be considered a form of high treason.

I'm unironically better looking than all of them wtf

Ah, yes. The Roman Empire that does not have the city of Rome within it's borders

And it lasted for a 1000 years, double that of the the roman empire with Rome as the capital.

and was conquered by a bunch of muslim goatfuckers.

It was conquered by the Crusaders. It just managed to limp along for a couple of centuries until the Ottomans gave it the final blow.

The fact that you people believe that charade is absolutely hilarious to me.

It's not about "believing" the move of the capital is a historical fact. The Latins just never stopped seething about it. Probably the reason why the division of the churches happened in the first place too.

yea, you jelly

At least you’ll have gabagool

Effeminate is not handsome, it's pretty.
Handsome is masculine, this is why you can Manish women "handsome"

No pretty = vagina

Just like the Roman Empire from 1081 (except during parts of the Komnenian Restoration) onwards.

The Byzantine Empire will never be Rome.
The same way you will never be a real woman.

You clearly have better taste in men, you should date one as well.

Go back to the Blue Oyster you candy ass roody poo

Ah, yeah America has a lot to work with really. Business man, trucker, immigrant, cowboy, biker, GI jarhead, I facepalm at Marvelslop

Bro you got sand in your neo vagina.
Why are you getting offended on behalf of other men, that's kinda gau

he was going for that Belgrano look

It's made for lesbians apparently.

Honestly better than something overdone like a cowboy.

Australia has the best jawline. If his costume was more exciting he’d have won

that USA salute

fucking KINO

This is gayer than actual gay porn
What the fuck
Women, you don't actually like this do you?

No, it's genuine advice, I think its time for men for you.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

If his costume was more exciting

He should've brought a crocodile.

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Turks don't look like that.

China and Argentina for me.

Please understand, their history is only 200 years old.

Yep.
Could be a Construction Worker.
Could be a Policeman.
Could be a native American.
Could be a leather clad Biker.
Could even represent the armed forces by dressing up as a Sailor.

Is that really the hottest Japanese guy they managed to find?

[Terrifying Presence]

male fashion show funded by wealthy homosexuals is very gay

Wow, what a shock