None of these countries ever make good fucking games

No country besides these has ever made a good game (aside from Japan which is honorary Nordic)

So are fins

lol no

da pjotr

You are wrong.
t. Haploautist

Fear & Hunger, Control, Baba is You, and Noita are all Finnish.
I don't think any of the other ones actually make anything, though.

kill yourself racebaiter

3 of the 20 top selling games in the US in 2025 (according to IGN) were created in Sweden, a country with a population equivalent to the city of New York. All five Nordic countries have produced some of the best video games ever made. Success breeds jealousy.

You don't know even half of it. Finnish shareware scene in the 90s was legendary.

I grew up on liero I feel like I have a pretty good idea.

combined population roughly on par with Florida

I'm surprised they even have an industry.

You take that back.

Why isn't America here?

Finland alone has made like 10 of the top 100 games of all time, zoomer OP
Bait or retarded. Finns are racially and culturally Nordic. Very, very different from slavs. And genetically Finns are actually even more Nordic than any Scandis, being the number 1 most blonde and blue eyed ethnic group in the world (by a significant +15% larger amount having both traits than swedes, who are 2nd place in that)

The only countries that have ever made a good game are the United States and Japan. Though, whether they still make good games or not is a separate matter.

Angry Birds isn't a top 100 game.

Sweden

A Way Out
It Takes Two
Split Fiction
Battlefield
Battlefront

Finland

Fear & Hunger

Denmark

Deep Rock Galactic

Iceland

I can't think of any

Norway

Minecraft

Minecraft

Ain't that Swedish?

Max Payne 1-2, Noita are
And there are dozens of others that a lot of people might choose their top 10 from but that's more subjective

yes

Some other famous Finnish games and game series:
Alan Wake
Baba is you
Barotrauma
Cities: Skylines
Clash of Clans
FlatOut
Habbo Hotel
Legend of Grimrock
Liero
My Summer Car
Snake (the Nokia mobile phone game)

Plus a ton of the browser games everyone used to play in the 90's and early 2000's

Cruelty Squad and Psycho Patrol R are also from same Finnish solo dev

Come on man, he had to give norway something.

They made Dustborn lmao

andy and leyley is probably the most famous or talked about finnish game rn

This seems like the right thread.
My friend is getting spearphished by an account scammer from Egypt. Does anyone have something really offensive and local I can use in a reply?

I know "thunder fire you" works as a three word kill for Malaysians, and was looking for something like that.

Just say something like "the false prophet Muhammed was a homosexual illiterate retard" with a cartoon of Muhammed being raped by a pig or a photo of a Quran with shit and bacon on its pages.
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he hasn't played Sotidrokhima

Finland

Max Payne
Alan Wake
Quantum Break
Control
Death Rally
Rally Trophy
Returnal
Flatout
Outland
Frets on Fire
SCP: Containmenr Breach
Shadowgrounds
Talvisota: Icy Hell
Cities: Skylines
Infra
Kiekko.tk
Legend of Grimrock
My Summer Car
Habbo Hotel
Noita
Fear and Hunger
Andy and Leyley
Liero
Tapan Kaikki
Areena
Skijump
Pro Pilkki
Porrasturvat
Snake
Unreal World
koulu3.exe

Scandinavian countries are too occupied inviting BBC in to take care of their wives to do anything else

no pro pilkki

no taistelevat muumit

educate yourself

now i saw pro pilkki sori siitä