Look, at the end of the day...

Look, at the end of the day, the dude is a legendary gamer who put up some incredible high scores back in the 80s and 90s—regardless of what hardware he may or may not have used. Donkey Kong in particular is an insanely tough game that takes an immense amount of skill, dedication and practice to master. And Mitchell undeniably put in that work. You don't get to nearly 1 million points by being a scrub.

Controversy aside, Mitchell helped put classic gaming on the map and bring mainstream attention to the competitive Donkey Kong scene. For that, dude deserves at least some respect. And while the evidence against him seems pretty damning, he's never admitted to cheating and deserves the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.

So while I don't condone cheating and think using an emulator would be lame as hell, I also don't think that should entirely negate Mitchell's accomplishments in gaming. Hate the game, not the player, ya know? But hey, I'm just trying to look at it from all angles here. You can make up your own mind about the guy.

didnt read but i agree

Why do you people insist on making Billy Mitchell generals?

He's a cheater and a bully and nothing he does and no amount of shitskinned fucking coolie faggot shills can astroturf him enough to change it.

He's a scumbag retard. Report all Billy threads, he's trying to rehab his rep.

Ltierally paid to do so. Billy thinks he can spam Anon Babble and rehabilitate his rep.

KING of KONG.

Jobst status?

his name isnt rickey

Is his hot sauce any good?

we don't need a thread sucking off bill mitchell just because he btfo karl jobstsbtsbtstbstbtstbsts

in reality no one remembers or knows who this is since it happened 40+ years ago and even then no one cared and his shop is akin to another novelty rest stop in florida

He's a cheater and a bully

karl tried to destroy his life for views, he's just retaliating.

How is Karl doing these days?

you're replying to a literal shitskinned shill from india. Don't bother.

it's okay

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Anon Babble is a billy board cope and seethe

Blown the FUCK out, homeless, cucked by his wife and now bankrupt

I like it.

Strange he doesn't have like a DONG OF KONG XXXXHOT GAMER WORD SAUCE with his name all over it and nerdbait graphics

He’s not a zoomer

I support Billy because he is an AMERICAN HERO and Jobst is some weirdo European or something. Fuck him. Voldemort looking motherfucker.

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There is a picture of him and a short bio for why he has a hot sauce, but nothing stupid

he's a cheater and a generally shit person but other than that he's pretty all right I guess

He’s an albino aborigine. A freak amongst freaks

didn't read but I agree

Do you and Brian Kuh still have sleepovers

Controversy aside, Mitchell helped put classic gaming on the map and bring mainstream attention to the competitive Donkey Kong scene

no, that's simply not true
"classic gaming" is still only known in the mame scene, the barcade scene, in the japanese owned business (round 1) scene, and the autistic arcade/pinball cab collector scene
and competitive donkey kong is still best known for being a rare NES cartridge more than a dramatumentary

I had both the original and habanero bottles. Both were very good, especially with wings.

Business as usual but he's currently attempting to commit fraud by transfering all his asset to his wife to avoid debt.

Sure are a lot of em dashes on Anon Babble lately. I wonder why that is.

Twin Galaxies revoked his scores after finding undeniable evidence of spliced tapes

lol this debunked shit again?
lmao

Which will just end up buttfucking him even harder. He’s legit retarded and blindly follows ChatGPT legal advice

he's already on bankrupt mode

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Hello you absolute virgins

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If that's true, Jobst would have pointed that out already. But he got was MUH JOYSTICK AND MAME.

when did you realized high scores >speedrunning?

used to be on karls side until the apollo legend stuff dropped

turncoated to billy

realize that all the ecelebs were on karls side until he lost

now they all turned on him or are ignoring the issue.

karls reputation btfo

remember that a majority of speedrunners are autists and troons

even mentioning billy will make them foam at the mouths

mfw billy won the fight that actually mattered the most.

watching the hot sauce man dunk on karl is the best shit I've witnessed in years

He makes speedrun troons seethe so he's okay in my book.
Cheating and getting away with it, doing so while looking good.

Both Karl and Billy are bad people.

Without resorting to pulling points from a video made by the bankrupt albino jobber, can anyone actually explain how Billy cheated on his old high scores? Where are the proofs?

Sauce isnt anything remarkable, at least to justify anything over $10. Not bad otherwise, adds decent flavor and isnt just something that burns your innards.

I bought his hot sauce and it's actually pretty good.

isn't the onus on the high score claimer to prove that their score is legit?

why does everyone who goes against him fail catastrophically?
what's his secret?

holy shit

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He did objectively cheat in the tournament around 2000s but only because Twin Galaxies are anal-retentive and only accept arcade only result.

Billy is a hardcore satanist

non-existent boobs

PAY UP KARL

He sued for millions.

The King of Kong
Karl lost

Karl didnt fall hard enough, when the completionist controversy was happening his channel got demolished, Karl needs a taste of his own medicine

He's a cheater and a bully and nothing he does and no amount of shitskinned fucking coolie faggot shills can astroturf him enough to change it.

He's a scumbag retard. Report all Billy threads, he's trying to rehab his rep.

Gonna cry?

She has to, remember she's a mail-order bride

He's a scumbag retard

Karl lost to him, what does that say about Karl?
Billy is THE KING

Because you eurofaggot cucks need to learn the USA is the current KING. Faggot.